State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin: >Chef

>>731435098
>chef
>wendy's

>>731435098
Why is this still a thing?

>>731435098
Me
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75 an hour
37

Oh wait, that's the same tired shit that gets started almost on the daily with this thread. Quit posting this faggot shit already.

>>731435098
>Crewman at Five Guys
>$8.25/hr
>21

>Work at merrill lynch
>call center
>$17.50 hr
Hate my job and want to quit

You are not a chef when you work at wendy's

Thats like me saying that you are game developer when you use rpg maker

chipotle server
$9 an hour
18

>>731435098
> Chef at popular burger joint
> they pay my rent for shilling all day on the internet
> faggot

>I'm the dirty milk of human waste completely shaped. It was founded with the madness that I was crazy and built my feces. During the wedding ceremony the native Christ is a child beggar, a pedophile Beginning of the ritual singing! Nine months later, irrefutable, the acatematic skull of the anatomical skull faced with a stinking fever fever go back to the mother and smear the Congoid ruin of the village of dust.
>17/hr
>23

>College Student
>Summer job at small company
>Software Engineer
>16 USD/Hour
>20
Gonna be a fucking great summer

Sauté at outback
12.50
24

>>731435483
>>731435346
because newfags like you read too into things and do not realize this is just a way to break the ice on jobs.

Sales Engineer
$41.96
31

>>731435845
ok pay though

>neet
>take money from my mom for whatever I need
>27

bouncer
26
15/hour

>>731435098
hardwood floor carpenter
16/hr
23

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>Cook
>Shitty Canadian Fish and Chips restaurant
>12.25
ask me about how much I hate my job

>IT intern
>21
>$13.75
Eh, it could be better.

>>731436916
im 19 btw

unemployed, nothing, 28

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Freelance ads guy here.
Money goes into my account
No one to be like, "Why are you wasting time on 4chan when you should be working?"

>>731437000
hey atleast you got trips

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 an hour
>37

quality manager
$18/hour + about 10k in bonuses per year
23

>>731437035
damn son, anyone willing to cut off their dick for my trips, it would make my life

subway artist
12/hr
19

>>731435098
You must be a secretary

>>731436585
35k isnt good pay. Thats below average

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>>731436550
>newfags

electrical engineering intern (starting in 2 weeks)
$19/hour
19

IT
$56 hr
35

>Front end manager at a grocery store/student
>$12.55/hr
>24

>>731435098
so tell me OP, why are you posting this lousy thread every (my) night. and please, this is a fellow anon asking, please be truthful or autistic as possbile

>>731437283
I wish I'll follow up on programming.

>>731436562
41k or 41 an hour, company? Type of product?

dog bather
$11/hr +tips
25

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Lab Technician
35k Annually
20
Feels good man

Power engineer
$27/hr
23

Design Engineer for major international cloud provider.

$150k base, maybe $50k commissions and bonuses.

44 years old

product manager
$86k + bonus
30

accountant
21/hour
27

>>731437010
Tell Interac to encrypt their fucking emails

>>731435098
Male webcam model
Somewhere between 500 to 1000 a week
22

>>731437518
link
no homo

>software engineer
>80K/yr
>24

Foreman at a landscape company
21/hour
25

>Systems Administrator
>$29.61 an hour
>30

>>731435098
Wendy's chef is NAZI SCUM

IT at university
9.50
21
No one has asked for help for 3 weeks

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>>731435098
MFW it's the 3rd time this week I've seen this exact same thread.

>>731437369
94k a year. I work for a managed service provider specializing in ALM and DevOps.

Cuck
28
$-10,000 to Jamal in reparations

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>>731435098
>In-House Graphic Designer
>$40k annual
>26

I want to move from in-house to an agency job though.

helicopter & plane pilot contractor
~$500/h + salary + long distance pay
23

>>731437556
Sorry dude, even though I cater to women AND men I don't cater to trolls. Not to say that you are but I don't take those chances lol.

>>731435937
Calm down the the amph

41
Longshoreman supervisor
$237,000

It's a fucking racket

>>731437724
is this your first week here?

Software engineer intern.
$23.50/h
21

>>731436916
how much do you hate your job?

>>731437010
>Freelance ads guy here.
Do you use a third-party service to get clients? If so:
1. What is it?
2. Is it any good?
3. Do they have design jobs?

Restaurant host
$9
18

>>731437801
Hey, I've got a job that you may be interested in. No pay, but it'll be great for your portfolio and you'll get some exposure.

I make interpretative art from used tampons
$53/hr
15 years old

Tire tec at Sams club
$11.50
25

>>731435098

>Vending customer Service Rep
>13.20
>25

Still living with my famalam in the basement.

Building maintaince tech
$26.11/hr
37

Controller at a John Deere agricultural equipment dealership
$65k
31
And I love my job, which is a strange and wonderful feeling.

>>731437131
yeah for sure give me 20 minutes

Home Depot paint dept sales employee
Almost 12.85 an hour
35

feelsbadman.jpg

>>731435098
Security dispatch at a casino
13 an hour
20

>>731435098
Do you think that working Wendy's and other fast food should be a livable wage? Why/why not

Chef at expensive napoletana pizza place. 13.50/hr 19 years old

>>731437404
Pic related?

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>>731438471
>>731437388
>>731437296
>>731437038
>>731436916
>>731436411
>>731435759
>>731435098

It's okay anons. Bernie will save us.

Chef at hour
$8.75 an 37
Wendy's

39
Gym owner
150-$200,000
More pussy thrown at me than I can handle. Bitches love business owners

>>731438032
a lot

>>731435098
>Fed meyers associate
>$12.90
>24
I go to school full time too

>>731437556
I call shenanigans

Wendy's at Chef
37 an hour
$8.75

>>731438736
kek

$8.75 at 37
Wendy's an Chef
Hour

>>731435098
Crew at Carl's Jr
8.75 an hour to take orders and do nothing.
Fuck you OP.

>>731435098
>NOC Engineer
>65k + Life/Health Insurance + Staff Discounts
>23

On the down side, it's full shift work in an 8 day rotation. 2 day shifts, 2 night shifts and then 4 days off. 12 hour shifts from 7-7.

I work @ work
payed $ per hour
suck it!

>>731435098
Intern
3600/month salary
25

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>>731438148
>mfw people send me shit like this

That's why I do in-house over freelance. It may be boring as shit but at least I get paid consistently.

Baker at Einstein's
$10.50
19

>Systems Admin
>69k
>24

Paramedic at a county agency

$12.50/hr

>>731438622
OP never works there, its just the standard tagline for this type of thread. Also OP spelled "your" and "I'll" wrong...

>>731435098
Copy pasta is getting stale

>Amazon ICQA
>I count inventory for 10 hours a day
>$15
>23

>>731435098
>Sales Associate
>$11.00 per hour
>21
I have wasted my entire life.

Respiratory Therapist at a hospital
26/hr
26

After care teacher
$7.75/hr
18

Rental equipment Mechanic
$16
33

>>731435098
>bodyguard for a local band
>about 10 McDonalds breakfast burritos per gig
>19

solution: go the fuck back to school

>>731438073
>Freelance ads guy here.

>>Do you use a third-party service to get clients? If so:
>>1. What is it?
I do a combination of the following:
- Ads for high-ticket sellers (At least a customer lifetime value of $1000). Professionals, personalities, course creators. No ecommerce and I usually decline these jobs as they come to me because someone on some webinar told them they need to do ads but never ran the numbers to know if the investment made sense, or they're a startup type with no web traffic and an untested offer.

>>2. Is it any good?
Yes. My clientele have actually turned out to be, of all people, other ads guys (competition), other website or funnel builders, or social media agencies (that market being able to do social media but actually lack the skills or expertise to do so).

>>3. Do they have design jobs?
Yes companies are always looking for designers to do specialized templates... the challenge is getting your foot in the door... and what really matters is proof of concept... proof of concept of work you've done... lots of competition... everything however is tied to ROI.

>Walmart
>12.50 hr
>19

This job is cancer btw

>>731435098

Am I missing something with this joke?

Like the first time I saw it months ago... I was like "heh, that's cute".

But why is it still going?

Is this the joke... that it's still going?

This is a really bad joke if that's what it is.

I mean sure... you got people like me just like bewildered by the stupidity of it. But that's the thing... you're getting people to just be bewildered by your inane stupidity.

Is that really you're idea of some good bait?

>>731441263
Most of what I get comes from referrals though what works is this:

- Keywords searches into Twitter through the advanced search feature to find conversations where people are looking for help or have problems that need solving, which you can solve.

- Keyword searches in Facebook Groups where your market is - those buyers who could hire you for potential jobs

- Linkedin - Growing your connections through the advanced search feature and getting to 500+ by first targeting those who generally connect with everyone (other 500+ types). And then posting status updates / publishing proof of concept / or articles tackling real issues or solve problems.

- Referrals through other connectors
Don't underestimate this... other successful businesses that already have lots of clients or work coming in and can send business your way

Starting out:
- Most companies will test you will a small job to see how you do before loading on more though if you have some proof of concept and a solid sales process (I use applications) you can flip the script and get people to qualify to you, you being the expert they are coming to and you know more than they do.

>>731435098
Tailor for Koksal Baba. 10 dollars per tracksuit. 2 dollars per shirt and I get to hit him with an inflatable mallet for a while if I make him a suit.

>Delivery driver
>$7.00/h base but each week it comes out to around $15/h with tips never lower than $12
>19

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>>731441723
>>731441263
Hell yeah, thanks anon. I feel like my design-work is definitely getting there, I just need to figure out how to consistently get work as a freelancer. I work in-house full time doing design work for a company but I want to either go to an agency or do freelance.

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Systems engineer
65.5k
26

collision center service advisor (estimator)
60k
31

>>731435845
What do you even do?
Do you just cold call people and try and sell them shit?

>>731445231
Probably inbound, since Meryll Lynch is a pretty big financial institution.

General building maintenance employee at a college. I repair and clean the building.
19.50 cad/h
22

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>>731436550

>>731441668
It triggers niggers

>>731445878
Yeah maybe.
Fuck $17.50 kinda alright imo

I'm a server and I make alright tips, but this job is killing me. At least with ml I could probably move up to a better position, if I went back to school and finished my degree.

it would make my shit resume look slightly better.

>>731439797
lol I sell the software you guys use and make 90k+ so stupid how underpaid you guys are

Cartographer
~$28/hr + med, dental.
59

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>>731445231
>>731445878
I support the financial advisers and their teams and show them how to do shit basically.

>>731446571
There are a lot of better possitions in the company and industry to make anywhere from ok to retard amounts of money but some of the entry level jobs are fucking whack. You would need a degree but they will pay for it if you are already in school

We do not care anymore i been seeing this shit for months

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>IT support
>10.25/hr
>20

I spend most of my time in front of a computer browsing memes. Boss is chill af too.

>>731447278
How many hrs do you work a week?
Also did you major in finance, accounting, econ?

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>>731447655
only 40. I did major in econ but I chose to do this retard job before going for the real money (investment adviser or sales) to get my feet wet and learn at my own pace. Most people who work on my team have degrees in something useless.

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>>731435098
When's the best shift to steal the big bags
of hamburger meat out of the big walk-in cooler?

make pallets at a lumber mill
15.00 an hour
22

Fresh outta prison, welfare, 38

>>731447990
>Most people who work on my team have degrees in something useless.

Like Arts?
I was an accounting major before I dropped out due to le depression. I'm realizing that college is really the only way to make it in this world. I'm thinking of going back to school maybe in the fall or spring of next year.

Do you think they would hire someone with no college degree to work in the call centers?

>>731435098
>wizard
>0$
>33

>>731435098
Haz waste industry.
95k USD
26

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>>731435098
This is now a wendy's thread

>Apprentice custom picture framer
>$14.50/hr
>27

I work in the death industry
~$60k/year, 20 hour work-weeks.
27

>>731448423
Do you fight crime for the sole purpose of justice?

>>731438261
what's your club # anon? i also work for Sam's, but at Club Support.

>>731448654
Mortician? Morgue? Freelance murderer? Coffin builder? Ditch digger? Grave robber?

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>>731448361
Yeah I dropped out with depression and drinking too. Worked two years and decided to go back. I can't be sure about the degree but I do know of at least one guy who finished his degree while working there, you would almost have to be already enrolled I'm sure but idk what other teams would require...
There are a lot of positions that aren't related to trading and are more support so I would start looking for something like that first.

>>731448884
Alright thanks, Anon.

How old are you?

>>731436936
was looking into a job the same job. is the work any difficult?

intern
upstream and midstream petroleum infrastructure partners
$18/hr + time and a half overtime

>Clear bra/Tint installer
>$40-$65/hr
>19

house flips
10.00
17

Just got offered $61k/yr Quality Engineer position at Federal Mogul. Turned it down because I'm about to start a 4 year education.

Student
$FAFSA.00

>>731435098
INbound Bank Call Center
22 buck an hour (Canadian)
31

>Waiter at Mexican Resturaunt
> Walk out with 60$ on a bad night, 140$ on a good one
>18
I'm shit tier at my job. The rest of the staff is far superior to me. They make probably double what I make.

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> system admin
> 63k
> 31

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Nice try FBl

>>731449198
inb4 b&

>>731435098
>Production manager at automotive plant
>$102,500/year salary
>25

Forklift Operator
14.60/hr
23

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>>731449038
27 but just graduated last year.

>>731436087
Shut up

>>731437146
No and also it's called sandwich artist u idiot I call bluff

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>>731435098

> I make just under six figures.
> I blow goats.
> $0.05 each

>>731438750
Yeah but you're old. You're halfway dead.

electrician
around 35 usd / hr
yearly income around 86 600
29

>>731449557
Oh alright I'm 23, so I guess I still have time, even though I feel like an old fuck.

Also do you have a full folder filled with hot girls eating pizza?

>>731440857
Legit

>>731435759
Damn, sounds like you're well on your way to being a Chef at Wendy's!

I uh..I steal shit.

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>>731449856
I have a folder of girls looking in the fridge, but I just met a guy who does the pizza thing so I'm all excited about it.

Check this thread out

>>731445440

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>>731449856
Yeah, you have time. Just get on that shit, I wish I hadn't wasted years beating it and day drinking on /b/ while I was a "student"

>>731435845
1) Keep showing up to work every morning
2) Fix up resume, make sure it shows that you are gainfully employed. For "availability" put "Two weeks notice"
3) One evening, secure new employment.
4) Profit

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>>731450303
That's the plan. I am going to be taking my series 7 in the next month though so I have to wait for that first.. then looking for something better.

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>>731435937
Paranoid Schizophrenia detected.

>>731435098
>Gunk Fungler
>you can't afford me
>immortal

>>731435098
CHEF AT WENDYS..... HAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT YOU FLIP BURGERS!! you must be a nigger. only a nigger would call themself a fucking chef at Wendy's


refrigeration mechanic. $59/hr incl benifits.

>>731435098

>software developer
>$95k/year
>27

>>731435098
>.net developer
>$66,000
>31

>>731449897
Yeah, they make no money because thier band sucks ass, so they pay me in free food. I remember I walked into college one day with that payload, and had 30 sperm whales asking for one.

>nope, fuck off sea mammals, this shit is mine

Genius Bar tech
22 hourly
23

I work fir the petrol/oil industry.
18 USD/hr.
39
Roughly 40hrs + 24hrs a week.
Protip; outside of California, they do o.t. pay by the week, so I'll work 2 - 20 hr Shifts before I start making time and a half

Lead vfx artist
$96/h
35

>>731439277
same here man, but not intern. wtf your interning and getting paid that fucking much?

MBA intern
$8500/mo
26

Horse fucker
12 hrs a day, 7 days a week
$99.95 per horse load

Manager at local Mexican restaurant / first year college student
12 USD/ Hour
19

Me
IT
$15.5 an hour
22
Might be getting a raise soon to $21.5 an hour though! Wish me luck /b/!

software engineer - z/OS
$89K
24

Security
30usd/h
26y old

Cop
76k/year, 95k+ if I put in a good amount of overtime
28

>>731435098
Conservationist
24
28hr

Serious question.

Does the IT field really pay that low? Thinking about going back to college for a degree in IT.

>>731453547
IT is gonna be the new blue colour work force very soon, think about that and make up your mind.

Infrastructure analyst
68000/yr
22

>>731435098
Would you and all the others who work at Wendy's PLEASE stop calling yourselves "chefs." You're burger flippers.

Pediatric Dentist
$1.2k per diem

$250k worth of student loans =/

Is this still going on?

Carny
450 min. a week unless exceeded by commision.
24

I am job, 35k€/yr, 23

>>731435098
>chef at lolas
>10 a hour
>21

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U.K.

>mechanical engineering student
>part time reservist
>£40 a day

3D artist for games
48k yearly
24

>>731435098
>Butcher
>17$\h
>32
>actually love my job

Student analyst at a seismic network
1000 a month
20

Doctor
36
600 000 US

>>731457786
Ever deal with any bad meat?

>>731440857

How many is that after taxes?

>>731458120
All the place i worked are great and our meat very fresh. I would not work somewhere with bad ethics.

>>731449816

baahh

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>>731435098
>Male prostitute
>Cheeseburgers
>38

>>731435098
>ccw instructor
>$25 an hour
>24

>>731448312
Another US prison system success story

I work the front desk at an extended stay hotel in the Silicon Valley. All I deal with is Asians and Indians who think they're above everyone else. $13/h. Any questions?

>System Engineer in environmental big data and building climate sytems.
>€1900,- monthly
>25

And trying to learn some other IT skills to get higher up, not doing too badly for someone my age here.

>Electronic sales associate at Walmart
>$11.22 an hour
>20

>makes VR experiences and vidya type games for engineering company
>50k
>21

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>electrical & manufacturing engineer
>120k/yr
>26
Not going to lie, its a weird feeling to not have any more life goals

Programmer in Little Rock
82k/yr ($40ish/hr)
30

>Regional Airline Pilot
>37.50/hr
>23

>>731460466
What do you fly?

>>731460460
what's little rock like? i wanna get out of socal

(((software))) engineer
110k + tip
29

>>731461022
Embraer 140/145

>>731461769
gay

>>731461869
Yep. Maybe in 5 years I'll get hired into a real jet. Or maybe the Muslims will jam another plane into a skyscraper and the industry will collapse again. Only time will tell.

Lot attendant at Toyota
20 years old
$10 /hour

>>731462383
So you stand around in a parking lot?

>>731462556
Yea and I move the cars around in the parking lot and get the cars for the mechanics .

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>>731448423
>warlock
>$0
>207 (i died a few years back)

Age: 23
Carpenter/construction worker
21$/hour

Frontend Engineer
$80k/yr
25

About to find new work soon... next job I will be aiming for at least $120k/yr

>>731462161
Is there a lot of room for growth at the top end though? I feel like major airline slots are really hard to get probably and that pretty much every other job in aviation sucks ass for low pay.

>>731449829
but... we go all the same way ...

>>731435098

your*

>"Associate Software Engineer"
>~$71k/yr
>24

I'm hoping to move back to NYC next year so I can make more money and also because my job is depressing and unfulfilling.

>>731435098
>Cook at Waba Grill
>$10.50
>23

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>no job
>tax return
>22

Small business owner
32k a month
24

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>>731435098
Software developer
36.9CAD ~ 26.9USD - minus large taxes
23

Maintenance Technician
Mission Rock Residential
17.50/hr
37

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>>731465851

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>>731465851
FUCK CIRNO

Truck Driver
1,300$ a week
26

>Associate Attorney
>$150k/yr
>23

>Field Marketer for a National Door company

>$20/hr + commission

>19

ceo chinese bank
100million/ year
12 years old

THD
Service desk
12.25 h
22

Salesman
40k a year plus commission
24