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Hey there, anonymous! I'm filling in for Reimu tonight.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey there, anonymous! I'm filling in for Reimu tonight. Welcome to the Hakurei Shrine!

Now you know the drill!
Start a post with...
>advice
if you need advice~
>fortune
followed by your name for a nice little fortune cookie...!

Ooor just hang out with us. Relax. Unwind..! Maybe take some of Reimu's sake while she's not here...
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I heard bunny.
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Good Evening.

Still in pain from Monday
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Hello best bunny!

-phi
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>>731433782
Wha! A bunny! Yaaaay~ We're multiplying!
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>fortune
Alcibiades

And yes this is me, hello
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>>731433825
I missed the story, physical or emotional?

-phi
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>>731433874
Hello. How are You?

-phi
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A bunny thread!!!!!!
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>>731433689 Sounds good, I guess...
>fortune Lucas

So how's everyone doing tonight?
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>>731433689
Am i still allowed to post in your threads?
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>>731433689
Hey Bunny!!

Hello Everybody!!

Mantis
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>>731433919
I'm doing well. How are you?
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Oi, what's up?

>Captcha: pick car
>entire fucking pic is a car
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>>731433864
>multiplying
If that's true, there's porn.
Since I don't see porn, it's not true.
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>>731434023
I'm sick. Had to take today off work and have tomorrow off too. Cant complaim otherwise. Can I speak to you in steam after the thread?

-phi
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>>731433890
Physical. Very much physically.

Basically this is exactly what I said on Monday

I was at a May Day rally in NYC and some alt-right types tried starting shit. I was punched in the face twice. Then later on, the police tried to push forward. I sprinted with the rest of the crowd. But I tried and face planted into the ground.
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hey miss <3 thanks for running tonight, it's a little hectic on my end.
I hope you have a wonderful day, anon!
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>>731434144
Omigosh....thats horrible...any damage that isn't superficial?

-phi
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>>731434025
Captchas are real bitch. Worse than any logic virus I've ever encountered.
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>>731433836
Don't let Velvet hear you say that!
>>731433874
>Alcibiades has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "17".
>>731433921
Don't act so excited!
>>731433936
>Lucas has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "3".
>>731434012
...? There's not really an approved list of posters, dear.
>>731434020
Hey Mantis~
>>731434058
You said that specifically so that I would post porn, didn't you?
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>>731434189
You too Jill. We love you.

-phi
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>>731434225
M-madam?

-phi
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>>731434128
Or Discord, either one, but sure

>>731434225
I do them easily enough, after all they are only made to stop rob- I mean androids.
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>>731434144
Oh..... hadn't hear the story yet... sorry EMT..
>>731434231
but.. i am..
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>>731434231
*blush*
O-okay....l-lewd...

-phi
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>>731434303
I'm not overly comfortable with discord yet. Steam is easier for me to message people privately.

-phi
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>>731434189
Hm, pretty sure you used the wrong word, i believe what you were trying to say is "heretic" instead.
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>>731434189
Hope everything is ok there?

Mantis
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>>731434231
Probably.

>>731433836
I disagree.
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Good evening everyone! How are you all?
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>>731434225
Of course they are. Much like life, some are insanely difficult and some are stupidly easy!
>>731434322
Well, okay. I'm quite happy to hear it~
*kisses your cheek*
Liking the folder? I assume Jill handed it over?
>>731434340
I was provoked, okay?
>>731434443
I knew it!
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>>731434443
Oh? Would you feel better if I said it was a matter of perception?

-phi
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>>731434409
It's a bit heretic in this thread.
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>>731434297
If only you could solve them for me. These threads would go much more smoother.

>>731434303
Your prompt correction prevented a scolding.

>>731434189
>>731433689
We've got a nice squad set up for these kinds of things, don't we? It's almost foolproof.
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>>731434225
Hey there.

For real, I'm almost tempted to buy a 4chan pass then I remember I'd be spending money on this site of all places.

Oh, Also I have news about the qt I like!
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>>731434503
I understand...it did however catch me off guard. How are You?

-phi
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>>731434221
I don't believe so?

My Thumbs doing better, Nose is a bit sore, other areas mostly improved

The only think I'm kinda concerned with is my Left Arm just above my shoulder. Still hurts considerably when I move it.

This is a clip from the Rally. This isnt where I was injured though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYoHcExQjV4

>>731434322
I honestly fully expected to get hit. I just wasn't expecting to face plant. That is the main cause of the pain aswell
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>>731434540
If nothing else I am always correct.
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and just like that, I gotta step away again.

>>731434258
only if you have a good day! that'll make me happier to know.
>>731434409
hectic. crazy. insane. busy.
>>731434435
it's good enough! just a little busy with things going on and some loud animals.
>>731434540
<3 <3 <3
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>>731434540
I could make a suggestion I suppose. I'll do it in an email.

-phi
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>>731434603
Are you a Lefty?
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>>731434510
Perception doesn't exist.

>>731434503
You know nothing, John snow.

>>731434523
D E U S V U L T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc
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>>731434523
Hey you! I gave you a (you) in Alice's thread... waht do we call you if you're not drunk now!?
>>731434503
I am enjoying it!
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>>731434496
Hey, you... rock, you!
>>731434540
Heh... Well, I'm not very comfortable with hosting them, since I can only give out a couple of tarot readings per thread but... Yeah, it's not too shabby~
>>731434573
We talked earlier! I am fine~
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meow
>captcha is holmes mesa

-meowbot
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>>731434731
DEUS VULT!

>>731434732
There's a drunk me? I just saw heretic and came to the rescue.
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>>731434541
Please do share.

>>731434734
Uncomfortable? Everytime I see you host one, you always manage to do just fine.

Hmmm.
>2B
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>>731434603
I see. Well I'm glad it seems mostly superficial. Looks like quite the scene. Keep me posted on that shoulder.

-phi
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>>731434638
Loud Animals??
Like crows? Or dogs?

Mantis
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>>731434638
Ah? My days are all so boring though. I'll try to make it a happy boredom.

-phi
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>>731434731
What if i percieve it does?

-phi
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>>731434231
Even after i failed you? Alrighty then, i shall accept this token of mercy.

>>731434299
(You)

>>731434523
Heh... >not using 40k memes to handle heretics
You are a disgrace, young padawan.

>>731434638
No! You got it all wrong! Look, i'll give you one chance to repent if you'll start praising either the Sun or our God-emperor.
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>>731434734
I just wanted to double check. Or at least confirm it was still the case.

-phi
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>>731434825
Nerd is an understatement.
I'm what the nerds call nerds.


>>731434808
Have the Winged Hussars arrived yet?
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>>731434984
>failing to greentext
aaaaaaaa

-meowbot
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>>731434847
How was your steam talk Madam? Did it go well?

-phi
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>>731434299
Nice Dubbs ya got there Nep

Mantis
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>>731434984
Why.
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>>731435036
The winged hussars are always here, and they are always hustling, we call them the Hustling Hussars now.
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>>731435066
Still in process. How is the Discord? Enjoying yourself?
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>>731434712
I'm an Anarchist. So naturally I am a Leftist

>>731434850
Eh, it's mostly my upper arm just above the elbow. I can move it without issue. It just hurts when I move it though. Or exert force on it. Doesn't look swollen though.

It was an eventful day though. If you wish for a more indepth recap
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>>731434847
W-well, perhaps...
>>731434984
It has nothing to do with mercy, dear. And I'm also not upset at you because you didn't fail me. You didn't fail me because I never wanted what you were trying to give me.
>>731434996
Silly. Calm yourself.
>>731435036
Stop, don't make me fall in bunny love.
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>>731434510
Hey phi, what's up?

>>731434540
Hey 2B! What's up ma'am?

>>731434541
Oi, porty what's up?

>>731434603
Hey EMT. Sorry to hear you're still sore.

>>731434614
Hey Boss o7 Anything new?

>>731434638
Hello again Jill <3 I saw that you have double dragon neon, have you played it?

>>731434732
Hi sky~ what's up?

>>731434734
Hey Bunny :) What's up?
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>>731435277
Not much, just back at work, but there's something super fun planned Friday, so I'm really excited.
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>Fortune
Greg
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>>731435165
Well I'm still getting used to it. It's a lot. Any way I can lend you assistance?

-phi
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>>731435256
You can't help but love me.
I'm drop dead sexy fam.

>>731435155
Good.

>>731434930
What if I perceive that you don't exist?
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>>731435184
I always love a story.

-phi
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>>731435053
I...i did that on purpose! Obviously, it was just to see who of the threadsfolks would've noticed of course, congratulations!...
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hello
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>>731435256
>fortune
>2B

>>731435277
>What's up ma'am?

*smiles and shakes her head* If that isn't the most casual formal salutation...
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>>731435184
Haha
I was talking about your shoulder. Its hard to let it rest when its your preferential side.

Mantis
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>>731435256
I will calm myself as best as I can.

-phi
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>>731435464
2B wants a fortune? And I thought you didn't believe in the occult.
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>>731435277
Ehh. I'm mildly sick and Louise and I made a discovery this evening. Really nothing out of the ordinary.

-phi
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Also, 2B, I passed out during Monday's thread, but I don't think FEMT is much the type for a Rough and Tumble sorta guy.


>>731435277
Eh, it's not to bad. Just my upper arm is kinda hurting. Can't put much weight on it. Sadly.

>>731435468
Eh, Given the context it coulda been either or. Luckily its not my dominate arm
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>>731435353
Then you'd perceive what many people desire.

How are you Velvet?

-phi
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>>731435438
Hello Sunshine!

Mantis>>731435438
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>>731434878
one dog who constantly thought someone was at the door.
>>731434896
I'm pretty sure you're a lot less boring than you think.
>>731434984
\[T]/
>>731435277
I do...?
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>>731435438
Artist buddy?

-phi
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>>731434847
I asked her out! And guess what?

She said she liked me as a friend and I'm like "Oh cool, still wanna go eat?" and now we're gonna go eat, although the dream is ded now.

It was surprisingly... regular. I thought I'd be devastated if she had said no, turns out it was just "oh alright then." Kind of when you lose a game you knew you had a fair chance of not winning, or missing a 60% shot in XCOM.

Guess I won't be a lil' pussy next time I like a girl now that I know it's not the end of the world.

>>731435277
Hey there, Steel.
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>>731435277
Aha. It would require a huge text wall to tell you what's up~
>>731435353
I... will not disagree.
>>731435053
Meowbot!? Hasn't it been like... forever!?
>>731435438
Hello~
>>731435464
>2B has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "4".
>>731435478
Good.
>>731435552
Hopefully none of us do!
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>>731435666
Just ask anybody here, I'm really not spectacular like you. How is guitar? Any new compositions?

-phi
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>>731435149
Because i was thinking back at the good times i had with you before that incident happened, i've been thinking about that a lot lately, i'm sorry if i betrayed your trust that day.

>>731435256
Ah so we can even still be friends, alright, i thought you hated me now for that thing, glad to see i was wrong as usual.
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>>731435352
How long will you be in? For a while after the thread, I hope?

And no assistance is required, thank you though. I was gifted a bag of Kona coffee recently, however. It made me think of you. And how this delicate, light roast would quickly turn into a French roast in your hands.

I say that in the most endearing of tones possible.

>>731435552
I don't. But for those that do, it might make for some interesting conversation points.

>>731435594
*shrugs* Can't be helped. Withhold the story then.
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>>731435594
Good.
Try and take it easy on that side.
I recommend 2 Ibuprofen and a hot shower once a day.

Mantis
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>>731435752
i've been appearing here and there sometimes, kinda don't have the time or either forget

-meowbot
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Have to stop playing online multiplayer games. The basic concepts of how to play isn't with over half the people who do play. Going to go insane.

>>731435681
Yup. I'm here. Made a couple more drawings.

>>731435638
Hello.

>>731435752
hello again.
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>>731435752
Can we talk one last time? It'll take 10 minutes at most.
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>>731435752
Agreed

>>731435835
Which now has me wondering, what is 2B's astrological sign?
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>>731435666
satan jill
>>731435722
forgot to tag this thing
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>>731435835
Hahaha.....you aren't wrong.....kona coffee is quite nice.

I don't know how late I will stay, I'm pretty sick and may need to go to sleep early. I do however have something I need to tell you about after the thread.

-phi
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>>731435915
Ooh! Care to share any?

-phi
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>>731435666
Satanic Tripps Chek'd

The yapping can get on your nerves.
But he's just trying to be a good watchdog.
Perhaps a good chew toy might occupy him?

Mantis
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>>731435798
It's ok, I don't care about it anymore. I don't hate you.
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>>731435722
Oh. I guess it's not the worst outcome. Still, you atleast know where you stand with qt. While with FEMT, I still don't fucking know. She never told me she just see's me as a friend. or anything really

>>731435835
I honestly don't think she'll care too much. At most she'll tell me to just look after my self and not do shit like that. Though I can't help my self with that stuff

>>731435848
Yea I will.

I was literally sprinting from the cops, and I tried jumping over a love chain. My foot got caught and most of my weight went down on that side
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>>731435774
haven't had much time due to some life circumstances. I'd like to try this weekend, but I'm not sure how it'll go.
>>731435909
I've seen ya, don't worry.
>>731436032
that's me!
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Found the best picture of Reimu! Just love this one.

>>731436075
Sure, although I may not be able to get good lighting.
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>>731436190
I'm sure it will go well even if slow. How are the burns? Fully healed?

-phi
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>>731435628
Tired Sunburnt and hungry, but I'll manage.

How goes it on your end?

>>731434984
>Praising the sun instead of the God Emperor of Mankind
Get out you filthy Heretic.

>>731435722
That, my friend, is called the Friendzone. You will never get any romantic feelings outta her, so go find yerself another girl.

>>731435752
I used to have a picture of Velvet doing Finger guns, but I can't find it.
So just take this instead,
>Finger guns
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>>731435343
What is it, if I might ask?

>>731435464
I'm trying to go with the flow! It works, r-right?

>>731435563
I'm sorry to hear you're sick, dear. What kind of discovery would that be, if I may ask?

>>731435594
Damn, sorry to hear that. If it makes you fe any better, my shoulder has a big ol bruise. And I have to work tommorow :v

>>731435666
It said you had it when I went to play it earlier. B-but you have so many games, it's hard to keep track, right?

>>731435722
Hey <3 Just saw about qt. Sorry bud :(

>>731435752
Want to talk afterwords? If it's okay?
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>>731436255
That's is adorable.

I love your art regardless of lighting my friend.

-phi
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I want to kiss Reisen.
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>>731435722
It makes me very proud of you to hear that you ventured out to tell her how you feel. That's being bold and courageous, and I admire that greatly.

Not that bad though, isn't it? And hey, you have a cute new friend to associate with. So the entire matter wasn't a complete loss. If anything, by hanging out with her, you can gain some intel on how to approach future targets. Don't let the opportunity go to waste.

*kneels down and squeezes your shoulder lightly* Well done.

>>731435961
I'm not sure. I was born on July 08.

>>731436041
*nods* Then don't wait up for me. You could always email me. Which reminds me: expect a reply in the morning.
>>
>>731436285
Ehh. I'm sick and potentially delusional.

-phi
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>>731435798
I don't hate you. I don't hate many people. I don't even hate those that I block. However, I'm quite disappointed to see you apologizing for helping someone. Not surprised, mind you.
>>731435909
Why don't you join the steam group so we can at least remind you?
>>731435915
Been a while, hasn't it?
>>731435939
You say that every time. No. If you need to talk, feel free to direct it toward 2B. Don't expect another response, dear.
>>731436285
SPIRIT GUN! /Yuyu Hakusho
>>731436341
Of course.
>>731436356
W-well I won't stop you...
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>>731436255
Chek'd

I love the picture!

Mantis
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>>731436341
I've gotten permission to not train that day so I'm gonna cook for everyone, and then I'm going to do a pick-up game of basketball.

>>731436369
You mean made on July 8th, surely just an error to make you seem more human, I'll overlook it.
>>
>>731433689
>advice
How do i know if I'm autistic? .
>>
Howdly doodly

I would have arrived sooner, but there were complications

How is everyone?

-Sweet Roll
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>>731436177
Chek'd

What's a love chain?

Mantis
>>
>>731436341
It's nothing too serious. Just a cold accompanied by shortness of breath.

As for the discovery, it is no secret that I'm ridiculously fat and Louise is pushing me to believe I'm not as bad as I thought. Discovered I might not be 4 people wide.

-phi
>>
>>731436142
nah, she just likes being loud. she'll find a reason to bark for no reason if she feels like it.
>>731436255
One Reimu Cola, coming up!
>>731436276
healed enough. just waiting on the blisters to grow out.
>>731436285
by the way, hi rabbit.
>>731436341
must've been in a bundle. I'll give it a shot sometime, though, if you think it was decent.
>>731436356
I do too, anon. I do too.
>>
>>731436509
Go see a psychologist/psychiatrist (LPC/LCSW don't usually make that diagnosis)
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>>731435666
That's not enough dear Satan~ -Puts a bucket on your head- There! Now you can praise it properly!

>>731436159
Could we be friends once again then?...

>>731436285
YOU DARE SAYING THAT TO ME AFTER YOU WROTE SUN WITH THE LOWER CASE?!?
>>
>>731436369
I look forward to it. Expect a unhealthily long reply.

-phi
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>>731436445
I planned asking 2B, but I thought maybe I could try telling you directly I guess.
>>
>>731436445
>gives Reisen a kiss right on the lips
>>
>>731436530
Eh.

You?

-phi
>>
>>731436190
think i do remember talking to you
>>731436445
i'll pass
i already know which days of the week there are threads and the time the thread starts on my timezone

-meowbot
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>>731436509
I believe the only legitimate answer to that question is, "Go see a doctor." sweetheart. No online test that I know of would conclusively give you that answer. Well, not accurately, at least.
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>>731436419
Nice.

>>731436445
Finger guns are the shit.

>>731436578
Wer Bist Du?

>>731436653
Yes, Heretic.
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>>731436341
Really my arm is only one of the many things in pain today.

I got my Nose, my other arm slightly, my thumb, both feet, Both knees and my left shin.... And neck

>>731436568
I meant Low chain

If you look in like Washington Square Park, you'll see chains like 12 inches off the ground that keeps us off the grass. It's never enforced. Until the police want to tack charges on
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>>731436177
All the more reason not to tell her. It's unnecessary. Even more unnecessary is me telling you to be careful, yet here I am. Be careful.

>>731436341
It'll take you pretty far, that is for certain. It was cute.

>>731436255
Speaking of cute.
>>
>>731436578
Reimu cola!

That might make playing tough, I however don't think it will overcome your natural talents.

-phi
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>>731436730
Warum sprechen Sie Deutsch?
>>
>>731436624
>>731436723
Fair enough thanks.
>>
>>731436653
I'm sorry Asterisk, but I don't have friends. Don't hold anything against you anymore but I'm just not meant for that kind of stuff.
>>
>>731436730
Isn't it? How about yourself?

-phi
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>>731436854
I consider you a friend.
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>>731436657
Discord after the thread.
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>>731436680
*kisses and then puts finger gun to your head*
BANG!
I didn't say there wouldn't be consequences~ Hehehe...
>>731436704
Well, alright. But you were missed. There are no other meowth bots around.
>>731436730
They sure are.
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>>731436653
I'll... do my best. \o/
>>731436704
not sure if we did, but I saw your name around here before.
>>731436730
hi, I'm Jill. I think I've seen you before.
>>731436777
nah. they're on my picking hand, I don't need to worry that much about it.
>>
>>731436769
Apparently you're cancer
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>>731436756
Ouch!
Lucky you didn't land on a sharp stick and put your eye out!
They didn't get you, did they?

Mantis
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>>731436693

Right ear is messed up, My sleep schedule is really messed up, having a little difficulty sleeping, worried about how America is doing and the threat of WW3

But other than that, I'm doing pretty well

-Sweet Roll
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>>731436342
Camera refused to focus so sorry if its a bit blurry. Tried to fix it. The two I'm going to show you are unfinished. This one though I just need to do the sky.
>>
>>731436818

Nein.
English pls.
>>
>>731436993
>is kill
>was still worth it
>>
>>731436995
I look forward to you sharing some new tunes with us.

-phi
>>
>fortune
Hudson
>>
>>731436997
Says who?

-phi
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>>731436369
Yeah, it was actually nothing like they portray in every media. "Oh, she doesn't like me, it's the end of the world! What could I ever do?"

>>731436341
Don't pity me, steel. I don't want your stinky empathy /s

>>731436285
I know better than to do that! The moment she said "friend" was the moment I dropped all hope and my mind drifted from "life with qt" to "fuckin' gascoigne in bloodborne."

>>731436177
Yeah, your situation is a weird one. She definitively feels *something* about you, but I have no idea what that could really be. It drifts heavily in a lot of directions.

Now, here's a big question for y'all:

Would you give 10% of your dick for 10% more income? You can lose dick as many times as you can.
>>
>>731437063
What happened to ear? Is ear the reason that sleep is ruined?
What is the latest ww3 risk? I'm our of touch.

-phi
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>>731436997
That's right. July 08.

>>731437137
The planets and stars, apparently.
>>
>>731436993
please stop with the meowthbot thing
and where the hell is manhattan?
i still remember him

-meowbot
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>>731437120
>Hudson has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "46".
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>>731436941
Nothing good can come out of that.
>>
>>731437077
I like this one.

-phk
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>>731437092
Oh, okay

Why are you speaking german?

>>731437137
Oh, oh dear, I was telling 2B her astrological sign and forgot to sign it, this could be bad.

>>731437218
You got it anyway, good. Whew.
>>
>>731436818
Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten.
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>>731436818
No, I don't speak nazi.

>>731436875
I've been busting my ass working and finding a new job. Shits tough, but I need something temporary until I leave for the Air Force.

>>731436995
People call me Velvet, I guess. I prefer Bun, or The Bun and Only, or Assblaster Supreme, or Vulgaris Magistralis. THE FUCKING STRONG works as well.

>>731436993
I'm trying to find that Image I had, but I think I accidentally deleted it.
Sucks.
>>
>>731437218
Well guess I am taking on the universe than. Needs a quick kicking to set it straight.

-phi
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>>731436769
Meh, I'll tell her if she asks why I am in pain.

Again, it won't hurt my position with her

>>731437029
Nope, I they didn't get me, though I witnessed people next to me get nabbed by fucking Under Covers. I witnessed ~10-12 arrests out of the over 32+ arrested

>>731437180
I guess. She definitely feels something. But probably isn't sure exactly what... At minimum probably as a close friend. But a good chance of something more. The whole EMT and FDNY bit seems to say something?
>>
>>731437241
Still consider you a friend.
I forgot my signature.

It's phi by the way.
>>
>>731437247
Hahahaha!

-phi
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>>731437244
Heres the other. This one is far from finished. Once I finish these two I will try and get more professional pictures of it.

It's night where I am and its best to take pictures using natural sunlight.
>>
>>731437293
but will you ever leave for the Star Force
(this is a joke)

-meowbot
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>>731437293
hey... Bun. it feels weird having a second bunny here.
>>
>>731437293
What is your current job? When are you leaving? Will you still come to threads?

-phi
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>>731436445
For helping, you're implying i helped, i'm apologizing because i didn't help, mind you.

>>731436624
Wouldn't you be fit to make a diagnosis yourself though?

>>731436730
Huh, well, if i am a heretic then what about you? I want to hear you saying it by yourself.

>>731436854
That's fine, we can talk exclusively as acquaintances then, but there are some things i wanted to mention to you, i need to hear your opinion about them, sorry if i bring this up.
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>>731437262
Gehen Sie aus! Wir wollen nicht deine heisslieche Ideen.

>>731437293
Looks like I still don't have someone to practice my German with.

>>731437400
Fight me
>>
>>731437413
Ohhhhh....i like this one

-phi
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>>731437355
Chek'd.

What were they getting charged with? It was a peaceful demonstration, right?

Mantis
>>
>>731437466
So you want a fight or should I sniff you after a gentle scratch behind the ears?

-phi
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>>731437180
Because your purpose in life is designated by a significant other! Without one, you're miserable and incomplete.

No wonder why people put others on a pedestal. Why, the only person worthy of that around here is Al.

I'm glad you get it, Pory.

>>731437247
But you triggered phi.

>>731437340
Phi, you're triggered. But I like your idea of kicking the universe anyway.
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>>731437416
The answer will be no.

>>731437442
Why? Too much cute for you?

>>731437447
Current job is nothing, had to leave last one for reasons of mental health. Leaving later on in the year. And probably won't be to threads until I'm done with basic.
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>>731437479
I'm also using a different type of paper which I like a lot more. I will try and get these two done by Monday.
>>
>>731437466
Tod für die Juden.
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>>731437466
Life's too short to learn German.

>>731437461
Would you like me to Present my Uplifting primer then, Comissar?
>>
>>731437461
Well... I can, but a Master's level therapist isn't licensed to interpret psychological testing and it's better to do testing when making that sort of diagnosis....
>>
>>731437077
Reminds me of the Green Hill Zone, ufufu
>>731437096
*shrug*
Come again, anon.
>>731437230
He's not around anymore. And jeez, you shouldn't find that sort of thing legit annoying!
>>731437293
That does suck.
>>731437367
That's a great way to get hurt.
>>731437461
*shrug*
That only means that you're more clearly matching up with my expectations.
>>
>>731437553
dagnabbit
also fucking hell i hear fireworks

-meowbot
>>
>>731437529
Me? Triggered? Nah, I'm just inspired from watching the monkey king earlier.

-phi
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>>731437237
I can't believe it, is that really you Hikari? I thought you left forever, seeing you didn't fills immensely my heart with joy.
>>
>>731437553
Well in that case you will need my email before you go!

-phi
>>
>>731437654
In you or on you?
>>
>>731437587
I can't wait.

-phi
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>>731437520
Uh, no

>>731437529
>only person worthy
>Al
I've indoctrinated you well. All is quiet on the Phi-nal front, we're good now.

>>731437622
Life's too long to not learn another language or two.
>>
>>731437654
DAGNABBIT
and i will still find it annoying

-meowbot
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>>731437502
Yea, Peaceful. Mostly....

All getting hit by Anti-Mask laws. Its an Archaic law that is selectively enforced by the police. IE They targeted only us. Not the counter protests.

Two are being charged with Resisting arrest aswell
>>
>>731437654
Probably. But nep is the one who named me phi. Also the little I've concluded about her I respect.

-phi
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>>731437553
I can only reliably flirt with one rabbit at a time.
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>>731437689
It's me. Just cause I'm not in the steam group, doesn't mean I've ever stopped lurking these threads every so often!
>>
>>731437749
Don't pretend you don't like my style of kinky

-phi
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>>731437461
I don't know, I guess. Ask for my discord or something.
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omFG a TALKING BUnny iS ANYONE ELSe seeIN thiS?!?????!??
http://www.strawpoll.me/12890469
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>>731437884
I don't have to pretend, I just don't like it.
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>>731437654
The trees do look a bit like that. Maybe it had a subconsciousness influence on me.

>>731437744
As long as I don't fall into the pit of laziness. Seems a portion of artists are either a bit lazy themselves or go insane and do to much work.
>>
>>731437960
I'll keep my advances put away for you.

-phi
>>
>>731437197

Ear was messed because of a cleaning incident, further messed up because of a failed attempt to solve said problem

Sleep Schedule is messed up because I'm a dummy when it comes to sleep (This probably made it difficult to sleep when I originally intend to)

Something to do with Kim and Trump and nukes, don't really remember it all

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>731437778

Mask Laws..
They tried that against the Chanology guys..

Mantis
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>>731437723
It'll be 8 1/2 weeks, I'll be back after that.
More than likely.

>>731437872
Then don't flirt with me. I've probably got a bigger dick than you anyway.

>>731437749
English is the language of the world.
>>
>>731437992
I'd prefer to wait on you laziness the you go crazy my friend

-phi
>>
>>731437736
bfy(dot)tw/BaKJ
>>731437758
I'd snicker here but if you really find it annoying, then I'll stop.
>>731437845
I won't comment further. It deserved only one warning, love.
>>731437992
Maybe you felt compelled to...
GO FAST?
>>
>>731437990
Hello

-phi
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>>731437678
Which reminds me, we still have a movie date.

>>731437749
But it's true. I don't see any other ancient Greeks around. Take Rock for example. He'd look silly immortalized on a slab of fine Corinthian marble.

>>731437845
Wait, what? Is this really true?

>>731437990
It's been a while, info-broker. Are you alright?

>>731433689
>fortune
>2B

*taps her foot impatiently*
>>
>>731436445
I was typing a response to everyone and it just got erased when i was making it :<

All right, I'll chat when the thread's calmer. <3

That legit sounds great, Boss! I really look forward to hearing what you're going to make!

>>731436573
I didn't know :v But I understand what you mean. I had a physical done this month for a job and I found out I lost 30 pounds in the last 2 months. No healthily, i bet, but it was a nice surprise.

>>731436756

I'm really sorry bud, that sounds painful :<

>>731436578
It's a fun game if you like old school beat em ups and 80's parodies. Even has co op too, that'd be nice to play but when you're settled down of course <3

>>731436769
T-Thank you! I hope your doing well! I'll talk a bit later, kay?

>>731437180
Aw don't be like that <3 You're cool <3
>>
>>731438106
I see.

If there is a war you can stay with me.

-phi
>>
>>731438161
Still. My email is available if you'd like.
I warn you though, I'm a dreadful bore.
-phi
>>
>>731438184
I like Tewi better anyways.
>>
>>731437951
just as i fucking speak about manhattan i see this post
>>731438184
please stop

-meowbot
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>>731437990
hello

>>731437951
didn't see you around blue berry man

>>731438184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFJwoVL9sAE
>>
>>731438184
Don't worry...your words have significant weight with me. I've taken them seriously and will consider the matter further.

-phi
>>
>>731437872
Jill!
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>>731437529
For real. Some people actually think that if you pursue a girl long enough, even against her wishes, will eventually get her to fall in love with you and being perfect together despite having nothing alike.

Lookin' at you, Friends.
>>731437749
What if I already know 2 languages? Do I have to learn another?
>>731438236
Damn right I'm cool.

Thanks for the feelings, but it's actually completely OK.

Hey, in the worst of cases, this wasn't meant to be and it only means that I can move to northern England and marry a qt redhead.
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>>731437990

What's on your mind?

Mantis
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>>731438104
Good, I appreciate it.

>>731438161
Is that really so? Because very many people still don't speak English.

>>731438195
Hm, I wish I actually knew which picture I was going to pick so I could choose the statue. Here's hoping.

>>731438435
No, you may be excused.
>>
fucking hell there's a soccer game every wednesday and when someone scores a goal everyone goes apeshit
i think this was has gotten me away from soccer

-meowbot
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>>731438161
that would make me flirt even more, hon.
>>731438236
I'll see if my desktop is online still, and I'll get it installed remotely at least.
>>731438416
yes?
>>
>>731438195
Movie!!!!! Have you picked a nice romantic comedy for us?

And yes. It was nep who named me phi. She invited me to return after I stumbled in one night back in January or February. I expressed how nervous I was to come back with no name. She named me phi.

-guess who
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>>731437654
Yeah, as being useless to you.

>>731437622
>Commissar
Alright...i almost never post without using my avatar, for you i will make this one exception though...just because you said that!

>>731437931
I already have that...Don't ask me how, please.

>>731437873
Your presence here is so important to me, you're one of the few people that kept me from leaving forever, i'm sorry to say it but this place seemed so worthless without you, i thought you were gone, i really didn't want you to, but asking you to keep posting would've been just selfish and hurt you in the end...B-but where did you learn to make fortune readings anyway?!

~**
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>>731433689
Welcome back
>>
>>731438499
i think this was what has gotten me away from soccer*

-meowbot
>>
>>731438236
I'm sure you aren't as bad as me rock. I'm.....quite...solid.

-phi
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>>731438626
You mean you're quite dense
>>
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>>731438195
My body is intact, I suppose thats all that matters at this point.

Sorry for not checking in more recently I've been rather busy. Even my active project has suffered delays due to the unexpected strain.

I owe my "problems" in majority at least - to the incompetence of marionettes and the negligence of reckless puppeteers pulling strings from higher up who shall not have any fear of revelation or reprisal targeting them from my comments.

>>731438347
Hello.

>>731438466
Everything I've been through in the past has been the result of people not properly doing their jobs. This world is empty to me at the moment.
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>>731438499
I'm a bit of the same way. I don't like cheering and loud noises but that's how society learned to show excitement and encouragement.
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>>731438195
>fortune
>2B
>*taps her foot impatiently*
I'll assume that impatient tap wasn't directed at me.
All junior shrine maidens have taken classes that specify to only give out fortune cookies if the receiver is being kind to you, after all~

>2B has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "4".

>>731438543
Ahhh! Don't say that, this place is lovely and flourishing with happiness the same way it always has been. You could have also poked me if you felt that I was leaving.

I've always been a junior shrine maiden, silly~

I'm glad you're still here, by the way.
>>
>>731438195
>2B has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "4".
Sorry! A-ahem... I thought I'd posted it at you earlier. Apologies!
>>731438320
*shrug*
>>731438340
I already did stop, damn it!
>>731438347
Kekekeke
>>731438375
Oh, I know it won't stop you. ButI still needed to say it.
>>731438543
No, as not caring about the general well-being of others.
>>731438552
H-hi! Umm.. Thanks? Did I ever go anywhere?
>>
>>731438705
Both in body and mind!

-phi
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>>731437627
Master? Does that mean you're someone's master perhaps?~

>>731436995
Yeah, you should probably remove that before the heated metal gives you a seizure though!
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>>731438543
Send the request then.
>>
>>731438816
How are you dear?

-phi
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Anyone want a drink? Anyone?
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>>731438514
You said to talk to you if I need help. Ive been feeling not well.
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>>731438850
Tewi was always better.
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>>731438889
I suppose that's good?
>>
>>731438769
Then have a seat and relax in thus thread.
You are among friends here.
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>>731438302
Unfortunately, I don't do personal emails and I can't be arsed to make a burner. I'll give you my steam though.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Phishinghole/

>>731438543
An Imperial guardsman must always have his primer on him, at all times, under penalty of death.

>>731438514
How about if I just ignore you?

>Velvetposter
>>
>>731433689

I am having trouble infiltrating and subverting a mystery cult. The leader is, I suspect, on to me and has declared me a persona non grata. How can I fix this?
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>>731438924
I'll take one. Do you have any orange soda?
>>
>>731438245

No offence, but it seems unlikely, it currently looks like k.j.u's target is America, but since America and Canada are buddies Canada will help out, or be pulled in, then Canada would be a target

I dunno, living in a post nuclear world seems only very very slightly entertaining

But I have to remain positive, in fact, I bet there won't be nuclear war anytime soon, if I'm wrong, bragging rights

-Sweet Roll
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>>731438924
I don't drink much but I might take a bit of whine now and then.

>>731438940
Bullying the bunny I see.

>>731439018
What cult? Does it do anything or just try and look spooky?
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>>731438552
Hey there, fellow inorganic lifeform. How's it going?

Did you get those light level 400 boots ready for your favorite hunter's next faction rank up?

>>731438924
No wonder you aren't hitting those headshots, you must be seeing double and you only have one gun!

I recommend getting a second pistol, one for each guy. Can't miss 'em that way.

>>731438705
I really like there's a "?" on O.J. Simpson as a lady killer.

>>731438816
Hey, could I get a reading?

Pory.
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>>731438435
That's great! I'm glad it didnt take a turn for the worst. And redhead? Niiiiice taste.

>>731438514
I'll try and do it too, I'll see if my laptop can handle it too.

>>731438626
I don't think I am, no offense to you i hope. But, still, It's enough to make me feel bad about myself.
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>>731438470
Close enough, right?

>>731438522
I haven't. Could we pick a solid date? It'll make it more concrete and force me to choose a title.

>>731438552
Cayde-6. Glad you could make it.


>>731438769
No need to apologize. You're here now. So, who are the masterminds you speak of?

>>731438816
>>731438850
Was I not being kind? Thank you very much. So, maybe the two of you could tell me what to do with this information?
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>>731439117
Thanks, its not mine.
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>>731439033
Why yes we do
*calls bartender*
Barman, hand this gentleman an orange Fanta. Glimmer's on me
>>
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>>731439133
Oh wow, I actually got the statue one. Close enough yeah.

>>731439197
Why thank you.
>>
>>731438950
Probably not actually. But life continues until my arteries inevitably cease.

-phi
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>>731439061
No need to worry about North Korea. If it makes you feel better even China is fed up with their garbage and is even starting to stop being trading partners.
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>>731438927
and this is...?
>>731438977
I mean.. you could do that, yeah. most people do.
>>
>>731439109
I want to fuck the bunny.
>>
>>731439117
Heh, that's funny. All of my stuff got reduced to ashes

-Cayde
>>
>>731438924
How bout a Ginger Ale?

Mantis
>>
>>731439273
That's... good enough then.

-Al
>>
>>731439253
You still have that luck I see.

Also, I'll be dipping out of the thread for now. Rule 05. I'll see you all in the Discord.

-2B
>>
>>731438850
sorry, didn't word it right
anyways i'll go play minish cap and spam the fuck outta the sword

-meowbot
>>
>>731438919
Thank you for asking, phi. I'm feeling burnt out, I suppose. From everything. I'm hoping that I can use this weekend constructively to work on something or go somewhere.

What's going on in your side?

>>731439117
>Pory has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "10".

>Hikari
>>
>>731438974
If you say so. To be honest since I gathered the remaining information - this worlds felt empty to me.

>>731439133
There aren't many I guess.
A substance dealer/producer,
An "informant" (actually informants have some integrity. This person was a "snitch"),
an unknown total quantity of armed personell prepared to kill,
at least one corrupt judge,
~10 years of time stretched by the whispers and words of 300 peers,
and an unknown number of additional people who had a part in these events have effortlessly made me (of all possibilities) what I am today.

-Izaya
>>
>>731439384
Sure
*calls again*
Get this fine gentleman a Ginger ale, I'm covering again

-Cayde
>>
>>731439436
See you in the discord.

-Al
>>
>>731438940
That's not what you said in the study...
>>731438924
One Piano Man, please.
>>731439018
Don't drink the kool-aid. That is all.
>>731439133
Just gravitate toward the number four and color white!
*Shrugs*
I don't know if there's much else to suggest, actually.
Gather four white candles and light them all when you get home, maybe you'll summon a succubus?
>>731439349
Jeez, how forward. And I don't think Velvet's even around to respond anymore.
~Reisen
>>
>>731439320
Ignoring your flirting attempts, Dum dum.

>>731439475
Care to invite me to the discord?
>>
Well, thread seems like it's coming to an end

If there is another one I will try juggling that and the stream

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>731438816
It's just been one of these bad periods for me again, it's hard to explain how i felt and why i reacted that way, from now on i demand to spend a lot more of extra time with you, i missed my weekly dose of Hikari for a very long time, and it's showing it's results! It is a very dangerous medical condition, it will get worse if not treated asap! u.u

>>731438977
We will clearly get along~ Though i have the odd feeling that i already saw you posting somewhere, could it have been on the waifu threads perhaps?

~**
>>
>>731439491
>tfw the bunnys blue ball you
>>
This... thread just passed me by while I wasn't watching...

~Sky
>>
>>731439320
Someone you know from another thread. I dont want to say who exactly.
>>
>>731439548
Who are you?

-Al
>>
>>731439579
It was definitely there. I post there occasionally, and am one of the older members of the great mosh pit of faggotry.
>>
>>731439491
>Just gravitate toward the number four and color white!

This hurts my sides.

>>731439579
Hehe..it's been a while. Still waiting to watch a movie with you sometime.
>>
>>731438977
I'll add you tomorrow. I'm Bac8r

-phi
>>
>>731439592
I hate when that happens.

Mantis
>>
>>731439475
what discord?

-meowbot
>>
>>731439491
Coming right up
*Bartender!*
I'm ordering yet again, for a Pianoman.I'll pay again and have yourself a tip

-Cayde
>>
>>731439364
And yet you're wearing some damn good shoes already.

I bet they're even at the new fancy leveling system too. You know who could use them? The guy that killed Aksis. Just sayin'
>>731439447
Ah, goshdarnit.

Pory-Z
>>
>>731439630
I am Velvet, I can give you my steam link or my current Discord name.
>>
>>731439061
I mean yes Canada will help because NATO and we have like the best special forces ever, but we try to help as much as we can without fighting.

-phi
>>
>>731439132
I've started biking a lot more and that seems to help. Do you do any working out?

-phi
>>
>>731439716
My loot is my loot, that person better be out there killing those responsible for the destruction of our loot

-Cayde
>>
AAAHHH COMO EU VOU MATAR OTAKO FEDIDO DEPOIS DESSA
>>
>>731439548
...oh. most people do that too, trust me.
>>731439605
given the excitement, I have my guesses. you alright?
>>
>fortune Mariano

JSDF warrior bunnies are hot.
>>
>>731439133
Tomorrow!
Just pick a time and I'll make it work madam.

-phi
>>
>>731439719
Will you give me a blowjob Velvet?
>>
Welp, time to go to work.
If there's an After Hours, I'll find it.
Its been my privilege to enjoy everybody's company here!

See you all Friday!

Mantis
>>
>>731439859
No, but you can give me one.
>>
>>731439397
I'll blame my demeanour on the head cold.

-phi
>>
>>731439682
Thank ya much~
>>731439719
Do you mind if I add you as well? Don't think I ever got to before!
~Reisen
>>
>>731439447
Sick and fat. How are your parents? Did you get my story right at the end of the last thread?

-phi
>>
>>731439719
Give me either, I'll add you Discord would probably be easier.

-Al
>>
>>731439109

I am not sure yet about the nature of this cult, but here is what I know:

1. The leader has a daily recruitment thread open to anyone.
2. The interested are directed to a regular live stream of the leader, including a chat.
3. In order to interact and not just watch the chat, a small cash donation is required.
4. There is a "secret" chat where the inner circle of the cult meet and plan. "Secret" is in quotations because it is regularly mentioned, yet any outsider is quickly banned by the leader.
4. The leader admitted, before realizing that I might be more than the usual mark or rube, that she personally will interact with her followers by, for example, taking them to the hospital, thus making them dependent on her.
>>
>>731439896
See ya.

Now everyone, you're all invited to Cayde's After Thread Extravaganza! Free lootboxes!

-Cayde
>>
>>731439652
Oh! There is actually another Disney movie i wanted to add to the list of movies to see with you...uhhhh if that would be alright with you, but of course not before having seen Tangled!

~**
>>
>>731439992
What does the cult do?

-phi
>>
>>731439846
That was the hope. I dont know. Today has put me down.
>>
>>731439911
No, I don't mind.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Phishinghole/

Should bring you to "Bandit", that would be me.

>>731439975

Kebab Remover#1905
Should bring you to my Discord.
>>
>>731439972
I did. It..didn't really make me feel too much better about if I had to be honest. But I see what you mean. Just them being afflicted with something doesn't mean they won't bounce back.

They're doing alright though, as in no bad news is good news..

You're sick? How bad?

>>731440066
Add it to the list! I love Tangled.
>>
>>731439817
It'd really help if the people shooting 'em cabal dead had something nice to use for stepping on cabal bodies.

Well, since you're not giving me boots, I'll have some plain water. I'm thirsty.
>>731440031
hol' up, what's in those lootboxes? Is it boots? Is it the dawning boots? Is it the whole Dawning armor set, also known as THE most fabulous armor ever designed by Fenchurch Everis?
>>
>>731439459
To be fair though I do not know quite enough to accurately point out the responsible party.
If you know please tell me,

Who has the authority to force swat raids on multiple houses at once across multiple counties while arming each team with both arrest and search/seizure warrants without restraint?

-Izaya
>>
>>731440197
Have you already seen Moana? :3

~**
>>
>>731439817

Gary is going to get what's coming to him

I worked hard for my stuff, I am going to be an Armaggedon, wrapped in a Ragnarok, dipped in an apocalyspe when I get the chance to get at him

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>731440076

I don't know yet.

They deny being a cult. I ruined my chances by disputing with the leader about the existence and reality of religion. I suspected I was being tested, but I went to far. Instead of agreeing with her and thus ingratiating myself, i used scholarship to make my point and was quickly banned.
>>
>>731440197
Not too bad. Just a cold and trouble breathing.

If ever you need anything you can always shoot me an email.

-phi
>>
>>731440311
Ah, no I never heard of it. It looks interesting though.

>>731440351
Take care of yourself.

>Hikari
>>
>>731440348
Where is this cult? Sounds like a fun way to get in trouble.

-phi
>>
>>731440249
Well, there will be a ton of loot to use. And yes, dawning armor for everyone!

-Cayde
>>
>>731440396
Trying. Been heavily medicating all day.

-phi
>>
>>731440401

They are known as the brotherhood of the elder sister.
>>
>>731440329
Your name goes perfectly with what you just posted.

-Cayde
>>
>>731440401
Phi, please stop paying attention to that fool, he is whinning because Alice won't give into his angsty delusions.

~Neptune
>>
>>731440401

Do you want the link to the elder sister chat?
>>
would people like the bar open? I'll have some free time, but I'm not sure I can stick around the whole time.

Jil
>>
>>731440495

You misspelled winning.
>>
>>731440495
Ah. I understand now.

-phi
>>
>>731440396
Purrfect, don't watch it with other people, i want to be the first one that watches it with you! Uhhh, if that is ok with you naturally >///<
>>
>>731440561
Oooo sounds fun. Do they gamble?

-Cayde
>>
>>731440561
Maybe another time. I'm not able to do anything with it yet.

-phi
>>
>>731440608
sure.
>>
>>731440608
I'm always happy to go to your bar. But I'm heading to bed shortly myself.

-phi
>>
>>731440641

Tell me, is it a fun way to get in trouble?

Rev_Easy_Lover
>>
>>731440657
Mm! I'll hold back until we get the chance to watch it together, then.
>>
>>731440608
I'll take care of that. We've already started the After Thread Extravaganza. Have some lootboxes

-Cayde
>>
>>731439798
I don't really do much of anything really, but my new job keeps me active, though a bit too active

~Rock
>>
Bar's open.
>>731440846
>>731440846
>>731440846
>>
>>731440667

I don't know yet. I think I may have to get a new ip and a new alias and try again. I suspect I can infiltrate with easy now that I have been tested and failed


Rev_Easy_Lover
>>
>>731440909
The extravaganza goes there then! I hear the lionized will drop higher chances of Dawning armor

-Cayde
>>
>>731440750
No idea. Rule of thumb though, I never know anything fun. I'm the most boring person here.

-phi
>>
>>731440839
What is it?

-phi
>>
>>731441018
*lootboxes
>>
>>731441022

You seem interesting enough.

I notice you ignored the command to ignore me...or are you acting under orders to find out what I really know?£
>>
>>731441056
I'm a "floor technician" fancy way of saying I clean floors :v

I'm on my feet all day mopping, sweeping, using the heavy Channing machines etc

Rock
>>
>>731441498
I mean, I'll still chat with you but I'm just not you going to push about the cult anymore. The way I see it the thread will 404 any minute soon so no harm in a brief chat.

Trust me, I'm less entertaining than watching paint dry.

-phi
>>
>>731441584
Where is this for?

-phi
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