/b/ fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of 4chan; just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning 4chan into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.
Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.
3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.
Did I miss anything, faggots?
Glad you didn't mention Andy Sixx Log threads.
They are the best of /b/ in 2017
(Steamy Creamy Dreamy)
>>731429627
I'm glad you mentioned it, because I just tried my first log, and it had a fingernail in it. I would like a refund...
>>731429432
>>731429432
have you read this anons site?
https://sites.google.com/site/guideto4chan/
he posted about it a while back and i've seen his site float around a bit. seems he just started it, but has lots of >potential
What about feminine penis?
>>731429929
Shameless plug/10 anon. I will give it a look.
>>731429432
>>731430074
no clue what you're >implying :)
>>731429432
Hey goys, just got back from Temple. Did I miss anything?
>>731429929
>>731429432
anon who's site that is. thanks for sharing. also love OP's post. gave me a good kek. I have no qualms with Boxxy to be honest. It's a funny meme if nothing else. Also she was only cute in that one video. Without makeup and with short hair she's maybe a 1/5 as attractive...
>>731430517
Are Jews shape shifters?
>>731429432
wat is your age? how long you been here?
been here since 2005 on and off, /b/ has turned into reddit crossed with facebook and tumblr. It blows and if moot were around I think he'd try and fix this shit.
Needs to be shut down for a few months imo.
>Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
Also, /b/ has literally been this way forever. It was never good.
>>731430673
36. Been here since 2014. Ameritard, obviously.
Thanks for the feedback anons.
>>731430673
>been here since 2005
"everyone" has been here since 2005... shut the fuck up. Like honestly I can't even bring myself to abbreviate it. Just shut the fuck up. I don't care if you're Snacks, the most new fag thing you can do is talk about how long you've been on 4chan. It doesn't give you credibility. Fuck offffffffffff
>>731430754
There's one of you in every thread. Congratulations, you win the internets.
>>731430754
You were never great... kys
>>731430673
>>731430888
nice at my own trips. also It's not like I even disagree with you but honestly don't do that shit.... reeeeeeee
>>731430888
Trips recognized
ITT: Clinton was a better potus
>>731430888
My guess is your an emo tard.
I have perspective. I've seen this place degenerate into what it is now. I took a few years break here and there but always returned for the lulz.
It's not a hate machine or a place where funny things are created. It's a cesspool of twats like yourself, porn and rate me threads.
There was a time when rate me threads, rate my cock threads, and wwyd threads didn't exist. So stfu kiddo and learn from your elders.
>>731430399
>implied implications implicated
;)
>>731431177
At rape?
/b/ has always sucked, it always will suck. It has its good days/hours/times and its bad. Deal with it.
>>731429432
Cock is my favorite food
-snake
MAKE/B/ GREAT AGAIN
>>731431189
>>731431028
Man... This is turning all 9/11 on me.
>>731431177
Dude, nice dubs but you can catch a dick. Fuck off.
>>731431228
Seriously, stop samefagging. We got it the first time.
>>731431320
Back to /pol/ son. There a Shia thread that needs your help...
>>731431189
Rofl
>implying I haven't been here as long as you if not longer
>implying I'm not aware of everything you said
>implying I'm a part of the cesspool of twats that supports porn, rateme, etc
nigger I said I agree with your points, but don't cite your "4chan authority" - it's not like anyone believes anyone when they say how long they've been on 4chan. and more importantly no one cares. it's not a useful appeal to ethos in the slightest
>>731431465
Uncle Dan?
>>731429432
yes fuck ylyl
>>731429432
I couldn't agree with you more. I liked it a lot better when it was like this: (pic related) Classic /b/.
yeah /b/ has gotten bad. i actually started going to reddit because of how shitty it is here, and reddit is a bunch of circle jerking faggots, so that says something about the terrible content here these days. bye faggots.
>>731431473
i'm not samefagging. whoever said that implied implications implicated shit is someother /b/tard
>>731430517
MOTHERFUCKER HANNUKAH ALREADY STARTED GET YO WHITE-BOY LOOKIN ASS BACK TO THE SINNOGAG NIGGA
>>731431646
Hi I'm dan
>>731431631
This is what started this shit. I wasn't here for the "glory". We just named a boat and raided mountain dew pols. Hearing oldfags argue kind of gave me a throbby about the subject, and here we are...
>>731431594
Dont >> me bro
>>731431906
so watching me and this other old fag act like faggots on an image board of faggots made you wish /b/ was as faggy as it used to be?
alright whatever gets your rocks off
>>731431794
Twhat????
>>731431750
you'll be missed
>>731429432
Red Leader, standing by.
>>731432204
superb use of sarcasm anon. +9000 internets to you lulz
>>731431465
>invisible cocks
There used to be chemo to purge the fags
>>731432267
Gold Leader can't report for duty at this time as he contracted aids while trying to enter a closed public pool full of stingrays
which also have aids
>>731431646
Nigger think you have friends here
>>731432410
yeah, that chemo was called competent mods and admins who cared
RIP Snacks
>>731432157
Busted ig. I just want some fucking action. You guys went from iPhone Auschwitz to autistic. What's a guy gotta do around here to get some action.
Oh shit, note to self: Anon cuts off dick thread. Missed that one.
>>731432448
You mean Red Wedding standing by, right?
>>731432512
Don't Bushmeme. That shit is so forced.
Also, don't Bushmeme faggot. I owns it.
>>731432548
I'd be fine just remembering, but I had a USB drive of 4chan content that I had accrued myself and from others. my /b/ folder. it had folders of sexy chicks, classic memes and threads screencapped, funny pictures (but actually funny), creepy shit, gore, several gigs of hacked celeb nudes (all of the fappening + more), 1000s of reactions and wallpapers...
I fucking LOST it while on a trip in new york. ALL those memories just GONE. That's what really fucks me up. I had gigs on gigs on gigs of 4chan content. Some of which is perma gone because it was just stuff I had screencapped.
I've thought I'd quit 4chan at some point but given that I'm still around at somepoint I'll beg some anons to compress and upload their /b/folders and just try and conglomerate as much as I can and cry and whatever was lost...
>>731429432
You sound like someone I know... someone that would intentionally use grammatical mistakes to mask their intelligence. Also you're an ultra-ego narcissist if ever there was one.. no matter, I won't guess and you wouldn't face & timestamp so it doesn't matter.
>>731432955
nice double digits
>>731432695
fuck GoT. trash tier
I'm not even gonna lie, I'm new to 4chan. What was it like originally, before all the gay shit and porn was on /b?
>>731429432
Truth. And I'm out.
>>731433464
Then place sucked but there was OC and much more focus on anonymous i.e no rate threads at all.
There was a better balance of users, less of your moralfag reddit normies and more of your social retard autists.
>>731429432
qft
everyone is fucking bosnian these days
>>731429432
alright a revolution. it's sparked
There is no cancer killing /b/
/b/ IS the cancer
>>731434281
You are the cancer
>>731434281
oh yeah?
>>731433393
Roll
>>731430888
snacks? he's on team 7 now
>>731429432
>>731433464
I'm starting to think homosexuality is the final solution.
Someone, quickly gobble my penor to save /B/.
>>731432515
talking about snacks will get you banned
>>731434653
Who's snacks? (Serious question)
>>731433191
Uncle Dan?
All jokes aside. Here's OP's face, cause I'm not a faggot. No timestamp tho. I'm not here to entertain. Simply trying to take a collective step in the right direction.
>>731434787
>ultra-ego narcissist
>dat watch lmao
>>731434787
Google says you're a faggot. And a cuck. When can I come by to fuck your wife. I have a busy schedule.
>>731434781
the legendary God Mod.
mods dont like his name to be spoken of here since they feel inferior to his name. mods should strive to be the mod snacks was, a mod of chemo proportions, he was the legendary God Mod.
>>731435161
What happened to him?
I've been here since puddi, the fendippitous eggmen, the surgeon, Jesse slaughter etc. Shit really doesn't happen here because everyone gets divided by the shills and the influx of normie reedit moral faggotry and I'm fairly certain we will never reach that level of nihilistic chaos again. But for whatever reason I'm the dirty milk of human waste completely shaped. It was founded with the madness that I was crazy and built my feces. During the wedding ceremony the native Christ is a child beggar, a pedophile Beginning of the ritual singing! Nine months later, irrefutable, the acatematic skull of the anatomical skull faced with a stinking fever fever go back to the mother and smear the Congoid ruin of the village of dust.
>>731435267
snacks and moot had a fallout. hiroshigook forgot to fire all the mods too so maybe that's the problem here with these threads.
>>731429432
pretty much
except for the occasional comfy risk thread
>>731435282
>divided by the shills and the influx of normie reedit moral faggotry and I'm fairly certain we will never reach that level of nihilistic chaos again
This makes me weep
>>731435282
You rang?
>>731435267
vanned
>>731435582
Wait. What? Need a citation or something...
I mean, sauce plox?
>>731429432
I think this about sums it up.
>>731429432
Been here since 09 and /b/ has always been shit. The shit has just changed over time.
>>731429432
yo, you're preaching to the choir
>>731429432
tbh all you fucking lurker old fags are just that lurker old fags. I WANT B to B GREAT AGAIN. Well, you have very power at your fingertips to do so ... do something about since you have prior knowledge about it. You won't though cuz you're just a subby fucking beta of the time ...
>>731436025
mods dont like these type of threads. careful what you post on b these days
>>731435843
it's runny shit now
>>731433464
email [email protected]
ask him... also don't use your main email when emailing him.
>>731436122
I've yet to see them delete one outright.
>>731436057
b will never be great. mods ban for making these type of threads, even going as far as to shadowsaging them. careful what you post on here
>>731429432
yeah but its not gay if its a feminine penis though.
>>731436254
happened to me a few days ago. even shadowsaged me
>>731436057
we're outnumbered
>>731429432
you sir a a fucking hero, thank you for saying this
>>731436057
I choose to spell and punctuate correctly when it fits my agenda.
Go upstairs and tell your mother hello for us, anon.
>>731435267
get 4chan history from 4shot. email him. ctrl + f to find his email in this thread
>>731436403
Then evolve instead of living in yesteryear? Just my opinion
>>731436233
Yeah. Will do.
I agree with 99% of what you say OP. This is the product of all the normalfags flooding this board because they heard 4chan was a "le cool underground website".
But,
>complaining about loli, shota, and r34
get ooooouuuuttt reeeeeeeee
>>731436325
Uncle Dan?
>>731436449
>an hero
Ftfy
fuck it, let's just nuke the whole goddamned place.
Forgot kik threads
Forgot snapchat bullshit
Forgot "post your area code" bullshit
Forgot job threads
Forgot "favorite body part" threads
Forgot personal army requests
ITT: 30 neets Greco-Roman wrestle. Without the lube.
I see what you did there OP, and I only have one eyes.
>>731436853
only if we kill the jews in the process.
>>731436979
Anon obsesses better than anyone. Believe me. He has the best obsession. It's tremendous.
>>731437009
Uncle Dan?
>>731437144
I am not your Uncle Dan.
>>731429432
Wow, people are still responding to this bait copypasta
>>731429432
This is what happens when the white race is normalized into thinking they are superior to everyone else.
Whites aint normal yo
One of you clever faggots go make us a new /b/
>>731437245
Is it bait if it's true?
sigh
>>731437383
Both.
>>731429432
Feel free to get off my board.
>>731437333
TRIPS DEMAND NEW B AND A MOD OF CHEMO PROPORTIONS
>>731437245
Fuck outta here. This isn't two weeks out of the gate man. If you had actually sent it you'd know it's been exposed as some faggot redditor on /copypasta. Probably straight from /pol/. Anyone up for a tumblr raid? I has Hash tags. Calling this pasta at this point only validates it...
Source: Go fuck yourself. You have WiFi too.
>>731436266
Moar?