hello frens welcome to Crafting General today we are going

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>>731409506
first we'll duct tape news paper onto our garden poles to give it a rough look

>>731409701
u got cheese on ur thumb

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mey

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>>731409701
it'll be easier to attach the globe/lantern first

thats gay dude

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>>731409972
mey.

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>>731409943
weeb nail polish
did it for Len cosplay and liked it enough to keep it

>>731409972
mey <3

>>731410011
Fire <3

>>731410095
keep it up and thanks for the tip!!

Only 20 weeks 6 days until Wasteland Weekend.

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>>731410095
now let's get taping!

Now Playing: The Acid - "Basic Instincts"

>>731410247
what's that?

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>>731410348
this may take some time!

This shit is gonna be some sort of bomb

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>>731410702
it's taking tree shape!

idk, m8, this looks kinda weak so far. A lawn ornament on some garden spikes, crudely taped with duct tape and wrapped in newspaper.

gee, the fantasy immersion isn't there yet.

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>>731410983
tape tape tape tape

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>>731411605
the coolest props and costumes are made in just under 25 minutes didn't you know?

Give me about 3 hours my dude!

>>731411741
I've yet to dye the gauze, make the mache, and then attach that in layers for the forest look

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>>731411842
but you've given me a great idea!

I guess taping a pile of garbage together couldnt get anyones attention. I think this thread might be representative of your life in some ways.

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>>731412770
I'd hold your tongue until I'm finished, then you'll be twice as angry because I made such a cool staff

Would you look at a surfboard being made 40 minutes in and say "who would ever ride this?"

pity bump. your last.

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>>731413136
ran out of tape...

gotta find more!

>>731413136
I dunno man, even with the newspaper underneath to give texture, that tape looks bad...weird green and all shiny. Why not paint it? Or just use actual branches/saplings?

>>731413888
sorry that requires EFFORT and im too lazy to level on wow to play with my guildies for that!!

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>>731413888
I
am
dying
gauze
and
using
mache
to
apply
it

The news paper is for texture. the tape is for sealing and holding. the gauze is for style.

practical before beautiful!

>>731414242
mad confirmed

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>>731414302
huge roll!

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>>731414612
tape_2.0

Found some can-a-bus too

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>>731414903
almost done taping!

>>731414302
Okay. I've always seen those cloth dyes in the store...never used them. I guess I'll lurk some more.

Dude, you've been doing this for over an hour, and so far you have 3 lawn spikes crudely taped to some kind of lawn ornament.

lol Are you sure you are actually making something and not just using this thread as an excuse to sit around and get drunk?

I mean, you could have just gotten a fresh tree branch, and attached that glass globe to it in about 10 minutes, and boom, tree-lamp elf-style, just stick it in the ground somewhere.

What is this for anyway? LARP?

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>>731415999
nice trips!

I'm almost onto the fun part

>>731416212
yeah, I'm a Wood elf bard. I wanted a lantern to carry. I was using a plastic one, then I found this idea online and really liked it.

Stick around, I may be tipsy, but I'm still an elf crafter

>>731409506
>virgin

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>>731417060
why tho

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>>731417386
I'm not wrong, am I?

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>>731417548
you're pretty wrong, I've been boinking my friends since I was 10

You don't have to believe me though ^^

>>731417945
>boinking
There's still an mlp board here right?

>>731418123
I was a brony for all of 2 months

the board still exists, why?

Since the age of 10 he was boinkin' hard!
He's got a tape staff he's the boinkin' bard!

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>>731418460
who's ready for some dyeing?

>>731418717
I love you lmao

>>731418460
You're thicker than I thought.
But I'm bored and want to see the end result, so I'll keep entertaining this.
Let's go through this, you're a weird larper, which doesn't necessarily mean you couldn't have had sex but I was bored and said it anyways, because even if you've had sex you're still a virgin.
>>731417945
If you had said a more convincing lie I would have believed you, now I know that you actually are a virgin.
>>731418460
Can't be a brony for only 2 months, otherwise, story.

how the fuck is this thread still alive. you owe me OP

>>731418811
Why is there a picture of Vin Diesel...
It's a rhetoric question by the way, the answer is being a fag.

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>>731419144
idk it's in a news paper

>>731419008
want a picture of me fucking my partner? You can compare my dick in each photo dood

>>731419054
Rood

I'm making the mache now

>>731419338
Partner implies it's not a chick, ergo, gay.

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>>731419338
it's thyme

>>731419338
jfc, youre a guy?

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>>731419449
here's me, painted thumb and all

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>>731419746
here's me and my partner

any questions?

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>>731419805
compare the evidence

let me make my staff you gruffy whore!

>>731419449
I kinda assumed that when he said he was boinking his friends since 10 years old. And there is the whole "elven bard" thing, too. Wasn't too much of a leap to guess he was gay...
Actually, I'd be interested to read a study on LARP/RPG character race/class and IRL sexuality. Might be some interesting correlations.

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>>731419746
The socks!

timestamp, cunt

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>>731419952
>>731419954
>>731420196
derail 2017

>>731420299
'Song Creams' haha...
Sorry, keep going, I've never done paper mache.

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>>731420609
nice find

>>731420625
go on..

>>731420827
Dude, what the fuck are you even doing? Are you drunk? You've been at this for over 2 fucking hours and have some crudely taped plastic shit that should have taken you 30 minutes. come on, dude.

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>>731420827

>>731419805
Only faggots say "partner" She's either your girlfriend or your fuck buddy. heterosexual couples aren't "partners. That's gay signaling shit

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>>731420961
go home, this is making you way to angry

>>731421052
she's my partner, what's difficult about this? we don't like the concept of marriage, but we're "married"

Been with her 4 years

this dyeing is kinda cool, but messy

>>731421052
He just asked for more on traps.
But he has been boinking friends since he was 10, so about 5 years. And by "boinking friends" we know he means "raped by dad"

This is the best thread on /b/ don't stop op

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>>731421317
can we craft things again?

>>731421629
thanks dood

the dyeing is going well!!