>Walk into your home >You find Emma Watson standing

...what are you doing in my house?

ask her for tree fidy

... Bend over to the front, Touch your toes...

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>731409696
This

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>>731409125
>where are my 3 German shepherds?

Call my lawyer, since she'll probably sue me for the sexist crime of entering my own goddamn home.

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>>731409125

>>731409125
Tag! You're it.

And thats how the greatest game of take started the downward spiral of the human species as a whole astrosapien being.

>>731409490
God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.

become feminist because women can't do shit themselves

>>731409696
You'd just be walking back to her

>>731409910
I gave'em a dolla

Tongue punch her fart box, of course.

>>731410020
Lurk more, newfag

>>731410020
hello newfriend

Wait to hear some elaborate reason why she needs me to give her $3.50

>>731410044
He ain't goin away now!

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>>731410020

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>>731410020
moonwalk, anon

>>731410116
>>731410119
not knowing that his response is part of it

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Ask her if I can jerk off to her pubes!

>>731409125
what I always do when a celebrity is in my room without my permission. I go on with my day as usual, which includes showering, masturbating in the shower, walking around naked for a bit while I dry off, then watch something.

I'd blaze some 420 then fall asleep

>>731409125
choke, chop, freeze

>>731409696
you would start on fire!

>>731410677
i like your style

>>731409860
that shit was pure cancer

ask her to go to starbucks & a movie with me

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>>731409125
>Enter house
>Beat the shit out of her @ trespassing & feminism
>Exit house

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>>731409125

>Run to shed, grab ducktape, rope, hammer, hacksaw, and chisel, put in bag
>come back offer the plain Jane a cup of tea
>put some rat poison in her tea (just a little)
>when she is sat down and finished tea grab rope and quickly tie the bitch up
>do the egg thing
>ducktape mouth
>undress her, at this point she has a poopy butt and has pissed herself
>lug her upstairs to shower, clean her off
>do the egg thing again
>use the chisel to knock out her teeth
>implant her teeth in her vagina
>break her legs and arms
>feed her eggs
>dump her at hoggleworts

>>731411016
egg thing.. fucking white knight.

>>731411219
kek

>>731411016
what's the 'egg thing'?

Ask why Kristen Stewart was stood in my hallway

>>731411430
Fuck. Maybe.

>>731411816
no.

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>>731411648

>>731411816

newfag detected

>>731409125
Ask her to autograph my carpet with her sanitary pad

>>731411016
gross

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STRIPPICUS NEKKIDUS!

>>731411430
>>731411816
>>731411871
>>731412061

Something middle school nig nogs came up with

>>731411016
Topkek, nigger!

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>>731409125
>immediately shoot self in the foot.
>enjoy the Florence Nightingale effect.

>>731410145

He TRICKED me.

>>731409125
I take out my wizard hat and robe.

>>731411016
Expelianus!

>>731412318
I'll get right on that after i finish my eggs.

>>731409125
Ask her to please state the nature of the medical emergency

>>731412594
no you make her do the egg thing

>>731409125
grab AR15

pull trigger till it goes click

place knife in dead hand

call police

>>731413368
>>731412425
>>731411219

eggs lol

>>731413711
no you do the egg thing idiot.

>>731409125
EGGS

>>731409125
Dirty sanchez the fuck out of her

>>731414192
with eggs amirite?

>>731409125
Ask her to sell me drugs and help pay for the medical procedures I had to have to give birth to my kidney stones, since I have to pay for mothers to give birth or kill their fetuses. It's only fair. If she's such a good feminist she should want that equal pay for equal worth. Had these stones for nine months and had to have them forcibly removed and I'm in tons of pain since they came out of my genitals. Comparison is pretty close.

>>731414329
Is there any other way?

>>731409125
Give her the ol' hey guys its scarce here

Throw the skinny litle cunt the fuck out!

>>731409285
First and only answer needed.

>>731409125
Punch that mother fucker right in the face.

>>731414560

eggs are love
eggs are life

>>731409125
Rent dont pay itself

Breakdance contest

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>>731414734
>>731414509
>>731414596
>>731414666


NOOOO

YOU DO THE EGG THING

>>731414894
see
>>731414895

>>731415098
Stop samefagging

>>731415343
eggs

>>731409125
ask her if taylor swift is with her.

>>731409125
Punch her in the face

Say, "Too old!". Hope she leaves.

>>731409696
best comment ever. laught my ass off

i force her to get blackout drunk, beat her with a pillowcase full of bars of soap. when she wakes up i do the egg thing.

>>731417065
yeah because 360 degrees is a full circle. he would be walking toward her. i laughed so hard i spit my eggs out.

>>731417700
99.9% lel

>>731409125
offer her a cup of tea and ask if she will be staying a while.

>>731417700
double kek, double dubs nigga

Yea yea, the egg thing

>>731418725
plox wtf is the egg thing nigga?

>>731419103
seriously dude? you offer her eggs to make her like you. derp.

>>731409125

I tell him harry potter sucks

>>731419833
>him
dubs speak truth.

bend her over, stick my index finger up her bum, and then leave town

Tits or gtfo

>>731420305
you just abandon your home?

>>731420433
And start a new life