You're stranded in space, oxygen supply is running out.

I took my speed potion and put my diamond helmet on :)

>>731387629
Nothing because I'm having a panic attack before I pass out and die

>>731387629
"I can't breath"

>>731387629
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

IM STRANDED IN SPACE OXYGEN SUPPLY IS RUNNING OUT WHAT ARE MY LAST WORDS??!!!?!?!!

>>731387629
I forgot my pre-workout on my car

Obama was a ok President

>>731387629
i went to creative mode and went back to earth to finish my diamond pickaxe

"This death was brought to you by Apple. Only mainstream sheep breathe."

fuck me

"Greedy niggers stole my oxygen."

>>731387629
I love you mom, you're the most amazing human being in this world.

"Thanks, Lori."

>>731387629
AHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO DIE

Traps are guys

>>731388589
I didn't come here to feel, anon.

"Litteraly his last words"

So people will say his last words were litteraly his last words

First, I imagine that someone is taking my oxygen from me. Then, I say, "Take it friend. It's all yours."

>>731387629
Wait for Cerberus to find you and then wake up after being dead for three years because Cerberus brought you back to life then go fuck up the Collectors

>>731387629
"One.... More.... Bre-ath ayhhaaa..." Than die. I don't know. I watched a movie called enter the void. Now I'm paranoid about becoming a 4th dimensional being. An orb of nothingness just a observer time.

"Suck me off"

Why would I say anything nobody can hear me?

>>731387629
Sharpie in pooper

>>731388536
Now they are gonna tongue your anus

>>731387629
"Clear my internet browser history"

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Hitler was right.

>>731387629

...How the fuck did I end up here again?

>>731388651
Trips are gay

>>731387629

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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Ahh fuck it

Fuck you science

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"Feel the Bern"

"Major Anon...we can't send anyone for you. Your wife, your children...they're here. Do you have anything to say?"

"...niggers tongue my anus"

"Shave balls."

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>>731387877

Ur mother will asphxiated tonight if u don't reply to this radiowave.

OP is a faggot

"Hydroflask? Yeah, it stays cold all day."

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Check 'em

"Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?"

>>731387629
Lol. Space isn't real.
Inb4 NASA shills

"Dum spiro, spero!"

'Is that a... Hey. Hey, I'm over here! Wait, no... Aliens... No, no no no no!'
People will wonder what went down for centuries.

Tell my wife I said, hello.

Last words don't matter if no one is there to hear them.

>>731393348
What makes a man turn neutral? Is it greed? Lust for power? Or was he just born with a heart full of neutraliry?

ayy lmao
fuck me asshol

ayy lmao
fuck my ass

hands up dont shoot

I can breath with my asshole!

>>731393565
RIP in peaces

my ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?

fuck you nigger

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>>731387877
But it can anneal and soften it to the extent that it would buckle. The remaining floors would drop with enough pressure to cause a catastrophic chain reaction. Much like a domino falling into the next and so on and so forth.

Morans.

>>731387629
must
post
on
4chan

you fucking dumb cunt

fuck off space niggers
we're full

Finally.

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>>731387629
God bless America!

>>731394934
United States of Israel*
Fixed for you m8