>be me >20 years old >live in fathers basement >no

>>731384979
You look 30.

get a part time job and start working out and then find something you wanna do in life and work at it while you save up

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>>731384979
What's your name?

>>731384979
Drink. Make friends on /b/. Get a job. Work out. Loose weight.

>>731384979
U look fag srry

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>>731385125

Learn to ride a skateboard, use that until you have enough to buy a car

>>731385125
Its Dalton.
And Yes i finally started my youtube channel.

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>>731385228

>>731385255
Post a link, anon.

>>731385086
Thats surprising to hear, i usually get that i look less than 18

>>731385273
>>731385228
>>731385125
its only slightly unnerving youve saved my piccs.

Take those fucking lip piercings out for a start

Wow, you couldn't even wait 24 hrs. to repost, newfag?
I gave u too much credit this morning.

>>731384979
Go find some friends and buy some weed. Also get a job.

>>731385315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV9txwC37A0
ITs a first video, i have no production quality, and a shitty title card. But hey with nothing but time, i can get better at editing and whatnot. This is just a first video to shake off the jitters.

>>731385391
YEah yeah lip rings blah

>>731385414
newfag. Hah, i fuckin wish. but yeah, im lonely and attention seeking.

>>731384979
Same for me but have a part time job and my driver licence is this weird ?

>>731385574
this is atleast 50% better than my current situation my dude.

>>731385625
Ok and dont you go to the uni or shit

Get rid of those piercing, get a hair cut get a fucking job and move out you leech. Nothing wrong with living at home while you save up to move out, but you look like a worthless piece of shit who uses their parents as welfare.

>>731384979
Tell me about yourself, OP. Anything you wanna tell. Just tell me the truth.

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>>731384979
Start up a heroin habit. It's fun, trust me.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something with your life.

Are all you faggots kidding me? I know /b/ is dead but not a single faggot suggested he an hero? Goddamn fucking kids.

>>731385696
i live in bumfuck nowhere man. i want to go to college but its not a possibility right now.

>>731385746
Im sad that everyone in my life that i gain some sort of trust for, just leaves my life and drops me like a bad habit, and im beginning to worry its my fault, because im the consistent factor. Life is scary when everyone that you call 'friend' just up and stop talking to you altogether.

>>731385854
OH its been suggested plenty of times, and ive already stated that if i do it, itll be on /b/

>>731385854
Sorry I forget so kill urslef you dumbdumb op

>>731384979
you should do something crazy like shoot up antifa or jump on an oncoming train, before that shout "Witness me!"

>>731384979
Enlish in the military. I would say do the Nabvy and go IT they will get you all the certifications so you can apply them in civilian life when you are out.

>>731385255
Boost your channel here on /b/

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>>731385228
Those nipples look delicious. How would you like to come to Colorado to be my slave? You'd keep my house spic and span and I would put you in bondage and play with those lovely nipples. Your basic needs will be taken care of while you're in my service. What's your pain tolerance like? Can you take a lot of sharp pain, do you like enemas? How long can you go with a catheter in you and how large of a butt plug can you take? These are the questions I'll need answered when we skype in a few minutes. What's your skype user name? When I call you will address me as "Dad" since I will be your new father figure. Don't be shy, let's chat.

>>731385883
Like I said enlist with the Navy and do IT, from what I heard its comfy as fuck and you learn a bunch of cool shit. Plus they can pay for college after the four year contract is done. And with the certs you can be making $20-$30 an hour...

>>731384979
Beta faggot posting this shit every day

>>731386148
fucking kek
>how long can you have a catheter in
What? how could any normal person know this
>How large of a buttplug
once again. WHAT?!

Im fucking weird, but dude your next level.

>>731386133
THe production quality is garbage, i need some better title card and end card and whatnot.

>>731386252
Hows the first 5 months of joining like? it sounds like a cool idea, but i really dislike militarism in general.

>>731386302
Oh look, someone whos observant

>>731384979
go and get a job or enroll in a college.

>>731384979
How old were you when you sucked your first cock?

>>731385883
OP, I know most people in a person-to-person context would be like "nah dude fuck those people". I know you said you beginning to worry that it's you're fault, and this suggestion isn't going to help. But maybe it is man. Have you considered the possibility that you subconsciously push people out and don't allow them to stay? That you think they're going to leave so you force them to? Do you have tendencies to do things to annoy people? Do you hate most people? I used to feel like everyone was an asshole, until one day I just realized I am the asshole.

Not trying to suggest that I've figured it out and solved your problem, BTW. I could be as wrong as anyone else.

>>731384979
didnt i tell you to pull out those cock rings the other day?

>>731386476
its a possibility. Im a needy person so that could play into it alot.
Dont wanna get into the sob story becuase hey its life.

But from age like 12, ive really lost faith that people genuinely care about one another. Parents and family acting like im just a problem.

i dont know my dude, im not a horrible person, i just have different views than alot of people, and alot of people are shallow.

>>731386364
It's Information Technology. You are not going around shooting Jihadist. This is what I was going to do 3yrs ago but I had a visible tattoo now Im in the process of attending a community college but Im going to set up to enter when I have my associates in science and finish college in the Navy.

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>>731386364
We're off to a bad start already, slave. You will be punished in due time for your attitude. There are no safe words in my dungeon, since you are a slave you will have no rights. I am in charge. Once again I will ask you what is your skype username. I will contact you shortly. When you answer my call you will be shirtless and your nipples will be erect. Have a bowl with a couple of ice cubes at the ready, slave. I await your prompt response.

>>731386722
i get that, and IT would be the field i would get into, but i mean like the basic and whatnot. Is it like in movies? kek like dudes yelling at you just to do it?

>>731386754
how about no

>>731384979
Start looking for a job and get a gf. On the 1st pic your face looks like 10/10. But yeah, try losing some weight.

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>>731384979
Hi

>>731385854
>is dead
OP you are a hero!

>>731386976
genuinely heartwarming my friend.
Working on getting a gf and also losing weight, been walking like 2 miles or so a day, its not the best but its at my disposal.

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Found a pic of OP last weekend.

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You need to check out the underground gay scat BDSM scene. You'd make the perfect little twink slave. I'd shave your chest and make sure you're nice and smooth. Yes, mhm.

OP here
I like people and conversation, i guess thats why i post these threads, they always get responses. I like talking to piers even the ones who just berate me. Conversation is awesome, and im lacking people to do that in my life.

>>731386871
Just 8 weeks of basic training, you can do it OP. Dont be that guy who lives with dad or mom to your 30s. Also the Navy takes care of their people you can choose where you want to be stationed and are very likely to get what you pick.Places like Japan,Australia,Egypt,Greece, etc etc all by the major costal cities too.

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>>731384979
What's your skype? Don't be shy, slave. Let's chat. When you answer your skype you will be shirtless and have a bowl with a couple of ice cubes at the ready. I await your quick response.

Youre still only 20, with pretty much a whole life ahead. Most people take a while to get their shit together its not always a linear process for everyone. But you need to make a plan and like right now. Start working towards something

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>>731387258
>>731387173
i though i was a sad, sad person.
Glad to see atleast this guy has me beat
>trolling /b/ with poop porn telling people their slaves
>The tism is crazy.

>>731387403
its always a fallback. Itll be a last ditch effort, but if by age 22 im not doing anything good. ill be hitting up the military somehow, because i know that it would get me some sort of life, but i wanna keep trying on my own for a minute to see if i can pull it off.

>>731387403

>joining the Navy right before armed conflict with N. Korea.

Nice try, recruiter shills

>>731387581
Im not a gay my dude.

Do something in the name of Trump.

>>731386649
It might. And I'm not asking you to share a sob story, unless you just want to. And I can understand skepticism that anyone really cares about anyone. Although I feel different, my experiences are a world of difference from yours.

>>731386649
Not other anon, but it's probably more likely that people have/are moving away to college, exploring etc and you feel isolated because you're in the same town, stuck in some sort of limbo. So what do you want to do with your life? Do you want to stay in the town/city you're in, or do you want out? Do you want more responsibility than still having parents making you dinner and shit?

If you want to feel better, try taking care of yourself and find yourself a job that will cover rent. Then move out, and figure out what you enjoy doing, then try and make that into a living. The industry you go into will usually have people you will have things in common with. They'll become friends, and things will grow from there..

>>731387717
Well then where are your tits?

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>Decide/find your constructive Talents or Hobbies. Besides vidya. That's entertainment.
>Get a part time job to pay said hobbies.
>Practice speech skills.
>YouTube star.
>Constantly make fun of yourself that you live in a basement.
>Do some cool shit, though.
>Get a good following.
>Crowdfunding/patron to further expand your hobby and YouTube fame.
>Don't be a faggot.
>Profit
>Get car
>Make friends
>LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY.

>>731387717
Eeeep!
>///< girls on the internet.
Thank you though.

>>731387848
I moved out of my town too man. i paid rent living in this basement. Im not trying to justify my actions or anyhting, i know its stupid for me to ahve quit my job, but i felt it was necessary to avoid suicide-- AVOID RETAIL JOBS.

>>731387865
Currently working on this. but my only hobbies really include
>rubix cubing
>playing a guitar badly
>speeches about mundane things that puts them in a weird light.

>>731387566
No probs man, Im 22 right now and it took me a long time to get my shit together and I still am. I didnt even gradutated till last year. For me it was a mixture of just playing video games or getting shit faced with friends from highschool. That stuff gets old really quick. Trust me you will start thinking games are too long, you wont even bother finishing a fucking anime episode, brew becomes unbearable and you figure out marijuana is degenerate as fuck(no offense to potheads just my opinion).

>>731386649
>>731387848
This seems like a strong possibility as well, OP.

>>731388050
>>731388114
to further touch upon this, i understand peopple have seperate lives and im not the center of the universe. but the fact that its literally been like months to years since ive even heard/gotten a text from some people i considered 'my family' because my home life was shit, so i put alot of faith into my friend group.

>>731388050
You said you lived in your dad's basement, was it not the family home you were raised in? That was my presumption. The same environment can really do your confidence a battering when looking at other people you knew, further ahead in their lives.

If you pay rent, why not rent somewhere elsewhere? Or with a bunch of people?

Fair enough that you quit your job. If it's fucking with your head and is dreadful, I get it. What did you specifically dislike about that job?

>>731388525
divorced parents
>hadnt talked to dad in 7 years
>mom became herion addict
>kinda forced to talk to him as a place to go
>now i live in his basement

Why dont i pay rent somewhere else/with people
>ive tried to make this happen so hard
>everyone always like "yeah!" then never follow through
>only had to pay $100 a month to stay here
>better than being homeless

WHat did i hate about my job
>open box
>remove product
>place on shelf
>straigthen product
That was the WHOLE job. it makes you feel like an actual cog in a machine and like a worhtless excuse for a working person.

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>>731384979
ay op, shit will be fine.
Just honestly find something your can work on every few days.
i know that sounds vague and cliche but having something you can wakeup to and know that you can work on it is a huge drive when you;re in a slump.
doesnt have to be anything major.
right now im tentatively stepping into UE4 development, which is honestly something i dont really have interest in making a career out of but its whats got my attention at this point, and that is a huge benefit to progression.
If you have a passion(another buzzword ye) for something then theres really nothing stopping you beyond the mental blocks you yourself create
take it from a 22 yearold nojob-butHasHadSomeJobExperienceAndHatesit- dickhead from australia. People love someone who can talk confidently if not passionately about their hobby or work
the "Git Gud" shit actually is legitimately solid advice, if you get good at something eventually someone will pay you for it. or you find something else to git gud at

OP gonna be absent for a bit.
doing >>731389042 this
Thats why i started a youtube thing.
Gonna go film shit for that.

>>731388727
OP, a lot of people work jobs they don't like doing. Why don't you?

>>731389150
>>731389042
that and the added editing/mixing skills i will EVENTUALLY get, will be good projects to keep my time occupied.

>>731389159
i respect myself more than that. YEs its stupid because im shortchanging myself in the end, but im worth more than cutting open boxes and fixing product on a shelf.

>>731389244
haha holy shit its like you're me from a while back, i worked in a helmet production factory and wanted to knock out half the people there on sight, hated the piss out of that job.
until i lost it and noticed how cucked you get by unemployment and being nomuny again
as much as i want you to succeed, and as funny as it sounds, but the only way to succeed in media is to be consistent.


And fuck me if its hard to be consistent when you get like 45 views max on your videos for a few months.
That being said if you really put effort in, and it shows EVENTUALLY you might get a following.
Its not a BAM FORTNIGHT LATER IM MAKIN MUNY sort of thing. as you might guess youre gonna have to grind for months, and you need to keep yourself afloat for those months.

>>731388727
Same anon.

Sucks about your mum. Are you still in contact, or have you not spoken?

There are other jobs out there, ones that don't so blatantly make you feel like a cog in a machine.

There's more than one place to live if you want to share a place with people. Js, don't put all your eggs in one basket. Are these same friends the same friendship group you cared a lot about? Is so, were they school friends?

>>731384979
Hey man just watched ur vid on youtube and you've hit the nail on the head in terms of feelings, i myself am bipolar and no matter how happy you are, you never feel truly happy, meds dont work, no one has actual legit advice, it's something you've got to learn to live with but thats fuckin impossible, no one that isn't bipolar or clinically depressed will ever truly understand, i myself don't even fully understand it and i'm experiencing it first hand

>>731390767
Hey thanks man. This makes me feel good about even posting it.