Storytime >be me hearing knock at door a few weeks back

>johovan

smort
gl op

fuck it, somethin to do while the gf is out

I once got a blow job from a pair of witnesses. Interest?

bumperino

I guess no interest in this thread

>>731385636
Go on

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>>731385636
just tell the story and stop looking for validation you fucking child.

>>731386307
no

> be me, mid 20s, living alone in a condo, nice car too
> witnesses knock on my door
> a couple in their fifties
> send them away
> week later, witnesses back, young guy and girl
> send them away
> make plan for future visits
> week later, witnesses back, two cuties
> "Can we come in"
> Pretend to start sending them away
> They persist
> "OK, you can come in, but I have to warn you, I'm a naturist"
> "What's that"
> "I stay naked when I can, and always in my own house"
> "You can't do that!"
> "Bye ladies"
> "no no, we can handle it"
> "alright come in"
> usher them into my living room while taking off my robe
> I sit in my recliner and they sit on the couch
> I am a naturist and keep the temperature up in my place
> So dick is relaxed, no shrikage and no hidden balls
> "Oh my" exclaims one of them
> They avoid looking at me
> "So ladies, what would you like to discuss"
> The bold one starts her shpiel trying to guess my stance on religion
> Shy one keeps eying my package
> I keep up the conversation for as long as possible
> Half an hour later, both are practically sweating from the warm house
> and their long, conservative clothes
> "Why don't you get comfortable"
> "No it's ok we perfer it like this"
> "OK"
> FF 10 minutes
> "Care for some water?"
> "Yes please"

I cant remember if it was Jehovah's witness' or mormons (which ever wears the magic underwear) but my moms friend married one and those people are pretty fuckin cool and somewhat weird.

Like when they got married, a bunch of church elders came over and they went through their cupboards and fridge and shit and wrote stuff down, then later showed up with carloads of supplies like food, laundry detergent, etc...
They are real serious about taking care of their own within the church.

>>731387521

> I go to the kitchen to fetch a couple of glasses
> Come back and get close to give water
> Shy cuty eyeing the shit out of my cock
> Cock likes cutie and reacts
> "Oh" and she covers her mouth as soon as she's heard
> Bold one clears her throat
> They both drink their water to the last drop
> Three minutes later they start sweating profusely as usually
> happens when you're hot and you drink cold water
> As I look at the both of them, I couldn't help starting to imagine
> what's under the bulap sacks they're wearing
> cock is unafraid and unintimidated and starts showing signs of interest and life
> shy cutie turns all red and starts fanning her face
> Meanwhile bold cutie is keeping up the conversation and reading from their book
> I'm totally ignoring bold one
> by now cock is almost diamonds imagining the possibilities
> cock starts bouncing with my heart beat

>>731387816
Okay, we get it. You live with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air.

>>731387816
inb5
>tl;dr about tree fiddy

>>731387816
cont?

>>731387816

> bold cutie's eyes start darting down to my Cock
> I'm not huge, 6" or 6.5" on my best day, uncut
> shy cutie is no definitely squirming on the couch, I can tell she's having
> self control issues
> while keep the bullshit going with bold cutie, my eyes are focused on blondie
> she was having a hard time sitting still
> I can tell that her hands which have always been in her lap are pressing down hard
> she was almost masturbating right there
> When I see that, I can't help it, I grab my sausage and give it couple of strokes for her benefit
> Bold cutie gasps
> "What are you doing?"
> "Who, me? nothing"
> "You touched yourself"
> "I'm just getting comfortable"

>>731387970

It's a true story. Happened about 15 years ago

>>731388275
No, dude. It's fine. Really it is. We get it. You can go walk the dinosaur in another thread.

>>731388275
just cont, I'm bored as fucc

>>731388236
>mom busted in and said "Whats that noise?"
>mom is just jealous
>Its the beastie boys

>>731388236

> "That's more than comfortable"
> "This is how I'm comfortable in my house. I didn't think you would have a problem
> I warned you before you came in"
> "You said you would be naked, but now you're masturbating"
> by now my hand was wrapped around my cock all the time
> "I wasn't maturbating, this is masturbating" I said as I started stroking my shlong
> pulling my foreskin all the way back revealing my large purple tip
> "Hey, stop that!"
> "Why does it bother you?"
> "It doesn't bother me, but I'm sure it bothers shy cutie" and looked and shy cutie for
> confirmation and back up
> Shy cutie was definitely rubbing her crotch now

>>731387690
We don't have magic underwear, but you're talking about Mormons and yes, we do take care of each other. Also, even if you're not a member, a lot of times just asking for help with things like moving or cleaning, the missionaries will give you a hand.

>>731388673
cont

>>731388673

> "What are you doing shy cutie" (yeah, I'm too lazy to make up names and forgot theirs)
> "I'm sorry, I've never seen one hard like that"
> Holy shit, shy cutie is a virgin!
> "They all get hard like that"
> "How would you know?" shy cutie asked
> "Well, I've seen some"
> "Does father murphy know about that?" (I don't remember real name)
> "No and he doesn't need to know, so shut your mouth, you're behaving like a slut"
> "I'm not the one seeing naked men on the regular"
> "Oh for Johovah's sake, I'm not seeing them on the regular"

>>731389115
Anon why must you stop

>>731389115
> By now I was enjoying their discomfort and kept stroking my salami
> Shy cutie kept looking at it while arguing with bold cutie
> "Well you've seen some, how many is some"
> "never mind how many, this is inappropriate, we shouldn't be sitting
> here in front of a masturbating man"
> "That many huh? It must be a lot since you're embarrased about it"
> By now shy cutie was licking her lips regularly as she kept her eyes on my kiolbasa
> Bold cutie's eyes start darting between me and shy cutie
> "Oh my god he's masturbating for you and you're interested!"
> "Yes, I'm interested. I've never seen a hard one and never seen anybody masturbating."

>>731389474

I'm not a fast typist and really trying to remember as many details as I can after 15 years

>>731389115
Don't care if fake or not, but still sultry in all the right places. Favorite thing is seeing vids of flashers with interested girls. Keep it up!

>>731389633
Just make shit up. It's an interesting story

>>731389697
Thats what he's doing

>>731389115
> on the regular

>>731389583
>Shy cutie is just about to reach for my erect cock
>Doorbell rings
>I think "Why god" to myself
>Excuse myself and don my robe
>Answer the door
>There's an old johova man
>"Is shy cutie and bold cutie here"
>About to answer and bold cutie shouts: "HE'S MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF US"
>Old man stabs me three times in the chest
Cont

>>731389995
>not even trying to copy storyfag's writing style
Might have worked with a bit more effort

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>>731389995
> "You know, you can touch it if you want." I tell shy cutie
> "Really?"
> "She's not touching it!" to me
> "You're not touching it!" to not-so-shy-now cutie
> "I can touch it if I want"
> "No you can't, I'll tell father murphy"
> "You can touch too if you want" I tell bold cutie
> "What?"
> "Don't be embarrassed. If you want you can touch it too."
> "I'm not interested in touching your thing"
> "Don't lie. I can tell you're lying"
> "I'm not lying" she screams.
> But I knew she was.
> She would have already left the place if she had a real problem with what's going on
> I needed to defuse her a bit otherwise she would leave and take shy cutie with her
> I started ignoring her a bit, and focused on shy cutie
> "So you want to feel it? it feels nice, and you don't have to do anything
> Just feel so that you would know how it feels"
> "I'm not sure, bold cutie here is a tattle tale"
> "I'm not a tattle tale, who told you that"
> "You're threatening to tattle to father murphy, you must be a tattle tale"

>>731390362
>> I'm telling
>> I'm not a tattle tale
Kek

>>731389115
>for Johovah's sake
calling bullshit, they don't swear

>>731390362
> "I'm no tattle tale and you know that"
> "Well then let me learn something here, it's not often that I see a man like this"
> "All men are like this"
> "And you chase them away, every time I talk to a man you butt in"
> "I don't butt in"
> "Yes you do"
> "I only want to protect you"
> "You're just jealous of me, men are more interested in me"
> "Bold cutie is pretty too, I'm interested in her too."
> bold cutie looks at me with wondering eyes trying to figure out my bullshit plan
> "I am. I'm interested in both of you. but shy cutie is interested in me too"
> bold cutie bites her lower lip but doesn't say anything. She fidgets with her hands
> She looked like she wanted to say something but stopped herself
> "So where were we, you said I can touch it"
> "shy cutie, don't do this, it's not right" bold cutie implored shy cutie

>>731390813

15 years ago! pulling from memory,

>>731390952
Keep posting mothafucka!

Excuse my jahova's.

>>731390852

> shy cutie ignored bold cuties plea
> "Yes, come over and feel it"
> shy cutie gets up and hesitantly comes closer until she's standing in front of my spread legs
> she doesn't really reach for my cock, I guessed she was very unsure of what she could do
> I leaned forward and grabbed her hand
> "Here, give me your hand"
> she lets me guide her hand to my cock
> I wrap her hand on my cock, and I guide her in one up and down stroke
> "Feel how soft it is?"
> "Yes it is. Hot too. But it's also hard on the inside. This is amazing"
> by now bold cutie is totally silent, leaning back on the couch as if she's given up
> and her eyes are focused on the action
> shy cutie seems to be tiring from her bent-over position and courches in front of me
> "so what does it do?"
> "It bring pleasure to my partner and to me"
> "it does?" shy cutie is now like a really curious kid
> "yes, if you stroke it softly, it feels amazing to me"
> "How?"
> I put my hand over hers and start guiding her in a good rhythm.
> Situation is crazy and I'm loving It
> I had thought that maybe I would intimidate them into going away for good
> didn't expect them to take it as a challenge

>>731391623
cont???

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>>731391623
MORE!

>>731391623
> shy cutie starts stroking me as I showed her, meanwhile bold cutie is watching
> and her hands are getting restless. I could tell she wanted to touch herself, but
> was afraid of revealing her own arousal
> "I'm I doing OK"
> "You're doing great, just keep going as much as you want"
> "You said that it brought pleasure to your partner?"
> "Yes, when having sex, I used it to give the girl a lot of pleasure, are you interested?"
> "I think that would be too much. This is more than enough."
> "ok"
> "How long do I do it?"
> "You keep doing it until I cum"
> "Cum?"
> "Ejaculate"
> "How does that work?"
> "Well you keep stroking it like that or sucking on it until I have an orgasm and my sperm comes out"
> "Sucking on it? people do that? it sounds disgusting"
> "It's not disgusting. People do it all the time. They make each other feel good.
> I could do it to you."
> "You do what to me?"
> "You know, lick your pussy and make you feel good. Wanna try?"
> "No, that would be too much."

>I throw the bitch off of my dick before punching bold cutie.

>Don't Bite My Chicken Tendies

>>731392104
>>731391623
>>731390852
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>>731389583
>>731389115
>>731388673
>>731388236
>>731387816
>>731387521

Can we get a screen cap of this? I'm at work on mobile but I need this later...for science.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with an atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door for nothing

>>731392104

> After stroking me for a couple of minutes in silence, shy cutie moves to her knees
> "This is fascinating."
> "Is it?"
> "How long does it take you to cum?"
> "Depends, from stroking it like this, maybe half an hour."
> "That's not true!" Bold cutie talks for the first time since she stopped.
> "What do you mean not true?" She ask bold cutie. "What does she mean?" she asks me
> "Well, some men ejaculate much quicker than other men" I say to shy cutie
> "I last a long time." I say to bold cutie.
> "If the girl knows what she's doing, she can make you come very quickly"
> "True, but that requires sucking on it. I don't come quickly from a hand job"
> "Doesn't require a blow job."
> "Care to try?" I challenge bold cutie
> bold cutie doesn't answer.
> "Wanna show me how you could make him cum quickly?"
> bold cutie doesn't answer but seems willing but needs more convincing.
> "I don't think she wants to do it, or she knows that she can't" I tell shy cutie.
> "I sure can if I want to."

This is such bullshit

>>731392744
Cont please, i'm loving this.

>>731392744
> "Well show her then. Her hand seems to be getting tired."
> bold cutie doesn't move
> "So you're nothing but talk?" I challenge bold cutie
> "fuck you."
> "You wish, don't you?" I retort.
> "fucking amatures. Move shy cutie, let me show you and him how it's done"
> shy cutie moves asid and bold cutie kneels in her place.
> she puts her arms on my thighs and gets comfortable
> then wraps her long thin fingers around my staff
> ohmygodsheknowshowtohandlecock.jpg
> she starts a nice slow stroke as if testing it. feelsamazing.wmv
> She had a really good handle on me
> her hand had the exact amound of pressure that I would use when masturbating
> she was definitely experienced. Why was she preaching for the witnesses I don't know
> She was gonna make me come if I didn't pay enough attention and control myself

>>731387521
>"no no, we can handle it"

Fake and gay. Everyone that believes past this point is naive.

>>731381458
That sounded interesting anon

OP here: Stop tainting my REAL story with your fake ass bullshit

Jesus Christ: At least make it believable/plausible

>>731393489
Then type faster. Or better yet make a screencap when you're done so we know next time

>>731393623

Fuckin duhhhhh

Are you really that retarded?

Jesus fucking christ...all the information is there! Use your fucking noggin, son

>>731393224
> While bold cutie was giving me the best hand job she could, shy cutie was still
> on her knees watching and her hand was now under her long dress. she was masturbating herself
> Ten minutes later and bold cutie was starting to look frustrated.
> "Why aren't you coming yet?"
> "It takes more than a lousy hand job to make me come. To make me come quickly you have to blow me"
> bold cutie doubles her effort but I'm more stubborn and remain the master of my domain
> another five minutes go by and bold cutie is getting desparate,
> she used left hand, she used both hands and I refused to come
> "Fuck it. Is this what you want?" She said and she sucked my now-dry tip into her mouth
> "Oh yeah, that's it. My god you have a talented mouth"
> She did. Her mouth felt amazing. No contact with teeth and her tongue was going like
> a fucking wet tornado around my glans
> "Yes, suck it. Take it deep."
> bold cutie obeyed. As soon as I said take it deep she took it to her throat.
> "Holy shit you suck so good."
> She looked into my eyes and I could see her own need. She wanted to do this.
> No, she needed to do this. Maybe I could even fuck her.
> "Wanna fuck?" I ask her as she maintained eye contact.

>>731393347
its not that we believe it just a fantasy haven't you ever thought about having some sexless jov witness doing this to you.

>>731394013

> She pulls off "Can't. Shouldn't. I shouldn't be doing this, but I definitely won't fuck you."
> She swallows me almost whole. My cock is bumping into her throat and she gagging a little.
> At one point she takes a deep breath and pushes down hard on my dick and it pops into her throat
> She gags a little but keeps it in. Her nose is burried into my pubes.
> Bitch reaches for my ass with her finger and massage my sphicter
> She caught me offguard and I started shooting down her throat.
> She stayed in that position until I stopped shooting.
> She pulled off, took a deep breath and wiped the drool off her mouth
> "Fuck you." She said
> I happened to look at shy cutie and she's in fetal position on her side
> with her hand between her legs. She still twitching from her orgasm.

>>731394173
I want to know more, i can totally imagine how this would look. So hot.

>>731394173
> bold cutie goes back to couch and sits looking at shy cutie on the floor
> "Come on shy cutie, we need to go."
> She gets up, puts her book in her bag, grabs shy cutie's bag too.
> "Come on. We have to go. Now!"
> She reaches for shy cutie's hand and pulls her up.
> Shy cutie is confused but stands up. She's a little wobbely.
> "You don't have to go." I say unconvincingly.
> "Yes we do." Bold cutie is being assertive now.
> Just like that she pulls shy cutie behind her and just leaves.
> The end

> I never saw shy cutie ever, but bumped into bold cutie few years later at a mall
> I was with my wife and first son then and she was with a man with a couple of kids
> She did make eye contact and had a smirk on her face. I winked at her and nodded
> acknowledging her. That was the last of it.

Bump?

>>731394599
Nice you should've asked her where you know her from hehehe

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>>731392104
Wtf anon where's the rest

>>731394811

The End.

Do you have a story to tell?

>>731395372

Scroll down

>>731394825

Didn't come close enough, plus, my wife was with me. If you're married you know not to do something silly like that.

>>731395524
In other news, we have an active shooter in Dallas right now