The last message you sent to a female is what's going on

Baloney

> Inwiefern?

>>731375228
I love you too. See you tonight

How many times do I have to tell you, root beer!

>>731375228
>5.5 3.25wo2, 4x 2.25 wo.
If I need to remember something for work, in this case inventory notes, I send it to the wife

I'll put pants on, nobody needs to see this business

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"I feel terrible for letting you down
I'm such a fucking fuck up
Goddamnit
I'm so sorry"

>>It's been a long day, im probably going to pass out soon, night beautiful

>>731375228

Chicken tonight?

>>731375228
"Sweet dreams <3"

"Literally just got it out"

I had something In my eye yesterday for like an hour.

You sure you're not a Jew?

Gonna go down as a Nazi just because I was curious

>>731376505
Better safe then sorry

>>731375228
fried chicken and watermelon
>She asked what I wanted for dinner
>inb4 nigger. I wanted to make her laff

>>731375228
"Ya we'll see. I feel kinda good for not being fired lol. I guess im doing something right."

Said to my wife cause 2 of my coworkers and my lead was let go from Dell

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>>731375228
>Fuck you.
>Fuck everyone.
>Fuck everything.
>I'm done.
Strangely fitting.

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"Cheers boss"

>>731375228
I know. It just makes it hard on me

Cinnamon bun

Plz respond

lmfao
my last message was happy hump day
haha

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>>731375228
You on your way yet?

>>731376586

Imagine dat on a to stone tho

"cant wait to take you up the shite pipe"

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>>731377226

"This song is super fun to sing \owo/
As long as I'm on my own because I would never live it down if someone caught me singing along to this uwu
ow ow ow ow ow
It hurts after a while though, my body was not made to be able to sing like that xwx
Still hurts less than singing death metal at least \owo/"

"might have to try that again sometime"

on my gravestone. Hrm. Maybe not.

>>731375228
>You're a loser
Sounds appropriate.

>>731375228
"I am fine and what about you? <3"
Kek

Ok see u then huni xxx <3

U up?

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I'll get some weed

>>731375228
You sure you're clean?

>>731377342

You sent that to a chick?

> How old are you little girl?

On my way.

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That my cock is fire and your pussy is a forest and together it creates a blazing inferno that will never cease

>Mom
>I'll be back soon

>not Mom
>Allright

>you know what courtney
>do a backflip
>rn
>fuckin do it

"I'm tired." Seems about right.

>fuck you bitch

>>731377622
Yeah my gf. She lost bingo. Fuckin loser.

"and then I realised I had already heard half of it"

>>731377658

Autism is awesome

"female me, now sold with 20% extra punches in the face"

Referring to how much of a beaten wife I look like when using Faceapp

>>731378564
It's not just on Faceapp, kiddo

>>731375228
"love you too, mom"
that's pussy shit. i wish i takled to fly bitches about gangsta shit, nobody going to read my tombstone and say "that white nigger there, he straight up"

im scratching my ass

What do you mean, "minimum of 50 feet"?

"Oh lord"

>>731378908
did you get a nude or something

>>731378732
I will, just for you friendo.

Zozo

>>731375228
That bump on my dick finally went away.

>>731378732

White nigger? Fuck off m8

Okay I'm heading over soon

>>731375228
"Could probably do a world of good just assassinating people like that. Free up some healthcare"

also who the FUCK is that in the OP? I require more of her

>>731375228
talk to you later

>>731379355
Guess you never made it.

>>731375228
source

>>731379386
Looks kinda like bryci.

"Kick her ass and then come over here and let's take a nap"

A nap forever and ever.

>>731375228
Hey merry Christmas and ty

>>731375228
"see you then"

looks chill af

"I is melted. Am now puddle on floor"
Explains why I'm dead, I guess.
>response to baby pics.

>>731379402
What kind of question is that?

"yeah I'm ok"

>>731379905
Because he put this >>731379355 on his tombstone, it seemed like a logical conclusion.

Happy Birthday!

Sorry was beating the gaping dragon

Oh man,...

"As if you don't want that."

>>731379386

This is how the fascists die

With cheese?

>>731375228
>accentuate those beautiful eyes

>>731375228
See you soon
Works for a gravestone

>>731375228
Little one,you went to Italy and we didn't get together and eat at that awesome place.
Im heading out 11th may
Take care girly.
>so weird kek

>that's a bad opener

"are you sure you still want him?"

was a bad response but would be great on a tombstone

>>731375228

"Eat my ass mkay"

>>731380819
On a tombstone though thats a pretty fucking awesome statement.

A lil slap n tickle

>>731375228
Look, you need to stop contacting me. I'll pay what I need to since it ended up being mine BUT I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITG YOU OR THAT UGLY ASS BABY!! Now kindly kick rocks.

>>731375228
>seriously, you can tell me anything that's bothering you though

K

>>731381217
The MIB dont have funerals.

"I'm going to die because of you, you juice drinking bitch."

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"Done fishing, didn't catch anything"

I'm eating goat

Show me how that shitter works

>>731375228
Hey Gorgeous. Hope you have a nice flight. Forget about everything and have fun with your family. (she's going to her grandparents, bow renewal) So yeah...

>>731375228
"I'll try"

Well shit

"I hate FedEx"

>>731375228
> I don't know (:

you know a Phd is a very specific and limited academic qualification? in science it typically requires you to do two years of experiments that are dictated by another (older, and established) scientist who wants some boring grunt work done, and then a write up of the results (positive or negative - does not matter0 and a quick survey of the literature - is this really new knowledge or has someone foiund this out before (so confirming them) or is it opposing previous results (still a contribution to knowledge). and that is it.

it is a test to see if you can do research, nothing more. (compare to a an arts PhD where you really have to work at finding out something that is new knowledge and write a huge argument to support it - much harder to do - but again on a very tiny subset of humen knowledge)

The best indicator of a good Phd candidate is their achievement in school at 16 (not late qualifications of degree). because it is all about working at boring grunt stuff consistently mostly on your own.

a PhD does nto mean you are an expert in anything - or at best it means you are the expert in something really really obscure. So not having a Phd does not mean that a person is ignorant, not a scientist, not well informed, not more knowledgeable. A person who is well read and has a good grasp of science and who can explain it clearly and simply and in an interesting way is a far better person to present science on TV than a nerd who has a PhD in some obscure field and cannot alk, and has no wider knowledge.

I had a friend got a PhD by growing begonias in fifty types of soil, and seeing which was best. Very important knowledge for the commercial plant growers, got him a full scholarship for three years and a nice shiny degree and a job with a biolab. Couldn't talk about anything but plants. typical.

>>731375228
Art lol

A big like hand. From Messenger.

"I told you it was dangerous"

Our balls touched babe but no homo ;)
my poor family.

Good morning

"Poopy"

>>731375228
"Morning poop. Love you too! Did you find out anything last nifht?"

My grave will have a fucking typo...

>>731375228
>Yea I'll be right down in a sec mom

"Don't call the cops. We can work this out, and the dog likes it."

"Fuck you"

>>731382182
You're in the wrong thread, moron.

>>731375228

"it was my turn so i just got a grande coffee and was going to get a little cup of soy so you can add yourself"

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>>731379386
For you buddy

>>731375228
"Told you that bitch was lying when she said that little bastard was mine."

maybe borrow this its a v8

Pretty sure there's nothing there

>>731375228
"I hope you get fucking raped bitch"

>>731375228
I love you too

>>731375228
You up?

>>731375228
>>731382861
who this cock trombone?

>>731383040
faggot

>>731375228
"Good job"

>>731375228
me too - we could cuddle and fuck some more

Wooo!

I can live with it, or die with it I guess

>>731383040
You mom doesn't count.

>>731383234
haha

>>731383234
why? :(

>>731375710
I do the same thing. She'll randomly get notes and numbers completely out of context

>>731375228
"Thank you sweetheart, I'm gunna call in a minute"

>>731375228
>Nos podremos pulpear!!! Yuju!!!

>>731375228
I guess ill try every hour

"Take a nap, I think I over slept bc im tired too. I'm ok."

>>731375228
Bitch I'm gonna fucking kill you test me hoe!

And get the fuck outta here and go fuck yourself to death you piece of shit ugly disgrace

>I wonder if the cats believe in magic

I wish I were memeing

>>731375228
>He'll probably come back one day acting like nothing happened

Friend went missing a week ago.
Sounds like the start of a bad horror flick

>Relax, and sleep well. Everything will be fine.

Final destination?... Kinda makes me wish this would actually be written on my tombstone.

>>731376586
>Better safe then sorry
>then
>what's English

How were you able to do that
just how
and furthermore how is someone that looks like that able to exist
jesus

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>>731385982

How were you able to do that
just how
and furthermore how is someone that looks like that able to exist
jesus

was a response to her sending me this picture lol

>>731375228
Next time cook them for the full two minutes you fuckin retard or else they will get cold in the middle and really hot on the outside

Oh, finally.


>no joke the last thing I sent

>>731375228
"I'm Home."

fuuuuuuck

>>731376118
>Literally just got it out
>happend yesterday
>something in your eye for about an hour.
Dumb shit detected

>>731386322
Clever

>>731375228
yea