>be me >14 >live with mom and moms bf >big dude,

KEEP GOING

>>731375216
include me in the screenshot

>>731375216
I'm intrigued, keep going, don't make this more than 3 posts.

>>731375419
Let the man tell his tard fucking story the way he wants to. This is /b/. Please faggot, continue.

>>731375216
Uncap Clyde in me the screen

Faster op

op is a fagt

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Go on

i think someone might have copy/pasted my story so this is weird but ok. also im typing this all out but imma get it all out be patient

>K is a fucking weeb
>shows me all these japanese manga
>pic related, mfw
>i dont understand at all
>but i go with it cus im nice
>she keeps touching me
>always talking too in her potato voice
>smileandnod.mp4
>i eventually ask how old she is
>shes 21
>coulda fooled me
>she says shes in the 5th grade, just graduated
>her mom tells her that she needs to "tell people shes in college"
>im trying not to lose it
>we stop for lunch, K gets 20 piece mcnugget
>devours nuggets like an animal
>impressively disgusting
>I take a nap after lunch, wake up when its dark
>K is fucking staring at me
>I ask her if everything is ok
>she just keeps staring
>im highly disturbed
>she slides close to me
>uncomfortably close
>put my hand on her thigh
>shes wearing really short denim shorts
>im now fully uncomfortable but unsure what to do
>she grinds my hand on her crotch

more?

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looks like im retarded too, forgot pic

>>731375216
>tard niece comes to me
>"hey anon do you want to play a game of spot it?"
>sure, who is the first one?
>you anon
>see a red barn with much corn on the outside
>i spot red bard with corn
>tard goes to the window and is pointing and tellsme its barn with corn
>MY TURN
>hey anon I spot camel toes
>i look confused out the window
>then i hear, hey anon, look here
>she shows me her camel toe, then she undressed
>i can see her toe
>hey niece why didn't you paint your toe
>but i didnt have any paint
>mfw
>okay ill help you out
>DAD GET ME THE PAINT

should i cont? or nah

please don't get dubs or trips or i will post the cont lol

>>731376248
Keep going

>>731376248
...uh .. yeah sure cont

Check em and finish

>>731376248
nah, don't continue please

Dont ask for more, just deliver op

Finish dubs here

>>731376248
thats not me btw

>i keep rubbing, 14 year old me doesnt care shes retarded
>hormones demand pussy
>i move her shorts aside
>highly inexperienced, but eventually manage to find her hole
>finger it, shes surprisingly not disgusting
>her brother, the dude driving, doesnt notice
>her mother is asleep in the front
>i keep going, she makes retarded potato grunts
>tells me to go faster
>hands getting tired
>her mom wakes up, asks her if shes alright
>she moves back to her seat, said she was showing me something
>nothing else happens til we get to the cabin

Here ya go

teh fuq? Bamp fur intrest

carry on

>>731375216
Inb4 men In black

please cont...

I had a retarded cousin who used to suck my dick when was like 15 and she was 21 or 22.

y https://youtu.be/5UNwjB-k6aI

>>731376248
okay as much of you wanted a continuation i;; continue
>dad brings a wood polish paint and red exterior paint
>DAD NOT THAT BRING THE PINK PAINT
>but retardina youre not a skunk
>mfw she kept screaming for pink paint
>her dad eventually came with a pink bucket of paint
>okay anon *giggles* i hope you're ready for this
>i *gulp*
>okay lets do this
>i began painting her toenails till i look up
>I see her red faced
>hey anon...uuuuuuuhhhhh
>yes?
>anooon....ummm
>TELL ME ALLREADY
>I think the red paint was better
>my mind exploded
>I've grabbed her by the legs
>listen here you retarded girl
>i'm not forced to paint your fucking nails
>a-a-anon...?
>i grab her torso
>you listen here you piece of shit
>i began to smack her face with a punch
>her dad began to shout
>GO ANON SHOW HER THAT RED PINK IS THE BEST FOR NAILS
>i began to undress her denim shorts
(shes over 18, i lied in op post)
>then i've looked at her coochie
>she is red as a cock head
>a-a-anon?....

>>731376809
bruh i need me one of those

>>731376943
Kys

still typing this all out, first time ive actually told this story so im making sure i get all the details

>finally get to the cabin
>its a piece of shit
>i take my stuff inside, all the adults break out the beer and liquor immediately
>start getting wasted
>i stay in the back room on my phone
>K comes in, asks what im doing
>"uh, not much"
>she closes the door
>i start getting a little worried but also excited
>she sits beside me and puts her hand on my crotch
>dick doesnt care shes retarded
>I get kind of into it
>i strip, and take off her shirt
>she has surprisingly big tits
>she lays back on the bed
>i have 0 sexual experience but i say enough porn to know how things were generally done
>play with her tits alot, she says she wants more
>try to put dick in
>my inexperience is showing
>takes a couple tries
>finally slides in
>no hymen
>a little concerned about that in hindsight tbh, she was probably abused
>start humping, young me was shit at sex
>last like 3 minutes and cum inside her, best feeling i had ever felt
>pull out, dawns on me i just lost my virginity to a retard
>"uh, thanks K"
>she grunts
>i get my pajamas on and go to bed
>she does the same

>>731377049
>she grunts
fucking kek, i lost

>>731377049
>she grunts

Jesus Christ, kek

>>731376076
>also im typing this all out but imma get it all out be patient
>more?

Pick one

Grunting for bump

>>731375216
So let me get this straight, they warn you about the retard coming on to you and then put you in the back of an suv with her??? Mmmmkay

Well that was fulfilling.

is it over, or did you keep fucking the retard you fucking retard?

if you did post more

>>731377049
HHAAHAH how's it feel to have fucked a potato, hope you don't have any weird children running around w/ xtra chromosomes that you don't know about

Bunch of edgy teens trying to fuck up story
and those shits think they are badass trolls

>>731377049
>she grunts
Fucking dying

>>731376526
Cont

>>731377049
>i wake up in middle of night
>shes at the end of my bed
>giving me her classing downy stare
>"want to have more fun anon?"
>im a little creeped out but my dick has other ideas
>she practically belly flops ontop of me
>round2.jpg
>things begin to get heated
>she rips off my shirt
>suprisingly strong for a retard
>we take the rest of our clothes off
>i slip it in, first go this time
>start thrusting
>can hear her gurgling
>i guess that means she likes it
>thrust harder
>causes us to roll of the bed
>fall on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>731377049
Cont

>>731377872
Fuck off with that

>>731377338
They want as little to do with her as possible, so they shoved her on him so they can maintain their sanity, but since she's an impulsive tater they gotta warn him on some things.

Its classic shoehorning anon.

>wake up, adults are all passed out on the porch
>K is awake reading some weeb shit i cant read
>stretch, get ready to take a shower in crappy cabin shower
>K follows after me
>slightly disgusted with myself, but my dick is rock hard
>try to convince myself to deny her
>dick will not allow this
>"good morning K"
>she doesnt say anything, just strips
>messagerecieved.jpg
>i bend her over crappy sink, slide in
>much tighter in this position, hardly last a minute
>i cool off in the shower, she goes off and does whatever
>we spend the day going around the reservation, looking at indian shit
>arts and crafts, an old mining tunnel, boring generic shit
>nobody liked the cabin so everyone pools their money and we stay at a hotel with a casino
>we get there, go out for dinner
>K sits beside me, I tell stupid jokes and she laughs unnecessarily loud
>they think im just being friendly with her
>we get back to the hotel room
>mom tells me everyones gonna go gamble and I need to watch K
>tell her im not sure thats a good idea
>tells me to just call her if anything happens
>she was half drunk at the time so i dont try to argue
>everyone leaves
>k tries to walk up to me all sexy
>fails horribly but i know what she wants
>she sits me on the bed, takes her shirt off
>says she wants to show me something
>takes off my shorts
>grabs my dick
>snorts at it
>i flinch
>she starts giving me a sloppy bj
>keeps snorting
>conflicted feelings, sounds like a pig is sucking me off
>but shes doing a decent job at least
>get tired of hearing snorting
>pull her off, lay her down
>she spreads her legs, I start feeling guilty because tard
>dick wins again and i slide in
>this time i take my time, manage to last maybe 10 minutes
>i try actually pleasuring her
>rub where i was pretty sure her clit was
>she starts grunting
>the faster i rub, the faster she grunts
>keep going until i feel her pussy clench
>the extra tightness makes me cum
>she tells me she loves me
>uh oh
>"thanks"

>>731378048
>she starts grunting
>the faster i rub, the faster she grunts

>>731378256
makes me think of scratching on a record player

>i pull out and take a shower, lock the door so she cant get in
>come out and shes reading her weeb book like nothing happened
>she eventually falls asleep, I just play on my phone til adults get back
>they won some money, give me 40 bucks for watching her
>her mom asks if she behaved
>have to keep from laughing
>"yea she was fine"
>go to bed
>wake up next morning, everyones packing
>I get my stuff together
>once we all get our stuff in the car K hugs me
>everyone acts like its the sweetest thing ever
>ifonlyyouknew.wav
>get in car
>never see her again

And that, gentlemen, is the story of how i had a weekend of fun with a retard. Not proud of it, but im not really ashamed either

>>731378372
I'm laughing my ass off and my dick is confused

umm how retard are we talking ? from 0 to potato?

>>731378493
0 is the shape of a potato

>>731378493
im not sure exactly, but she was pretty retarded, had only a basic understanding of most stuff.

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>>731378372
Great story anon. At least better content than pics of traps, porn and Andy sixx shit. Plz faggots more green text stories

>>731378614
So she was american then...

That's a lot of jizzing inside.

I wonder if she was sterile?

>>731378812
sure, whatever makes u happy

>>731378846
i have no idea, but my mom broke up with J a while later and I dont actually remember her name so its a possibility i have potato kids somewhere, but very unlikely

Alright friends of b, i have been here for over 10 years and in that time replied to one post.
No idea how to greentext.
But this seems like a good time to contribute.
A number of years ago i was dating this girl.. introduced me to all of her friends.. was a pretty normal group of 17 year old girls.
One of them was a hot retard though.. every party she would hook up with multiple guys but justified not being a slut because it was just hooking up.
She gave a cabbie a blowjob once to avoid the group having to pay.
My girlfriend hated her so i didnt spend a lot of time around her, but a few years later i realised i was sitting beside her in a shitty college course.

she was nice enough and followed me around (my options were limited everyone was fucking weird)
Ended up inviting her to a few parties where she did the same thing.. hooking up with multiple guys.
One night at a friends birthday i invited her hoping someone would get laid..
Girlfriend got to drunk so i sent her home in a cab. Ended up fucking the retard outside on a park bench while she waited for her mum to pick her up.
Most of the party was watching.. and the only conversation was
"But we are college buddies"
"College is over bitch"

>>731379071
You dodged a bullet. She probably shit out a kid and had to get a tard abortion. Congrats anon

Also, we need more stories in this thread.

I find it hard to believe that you came inside her multiple times so casually without the fear of getting her pregnant and having to then take care of some retard child

>>731379808
I was 14, that was the least of my concerns

>>731378614
Did she look retarded or was she for the most part normal looking?

>>731378372
My side's, my poor poor side's. Thanks anon for sharing. Somebody needs to Screenshot this

>>731380115
she didnt look too fucked up but you could tell something wasnt right with her

Hope someone screenshots this

>>731379212
So you claim that you an oldfag, but you can't greentext
>pls

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>>731377049
This is gold

>>731375216
I started reading because i thought it related to pic.
My fucking disappointment.

>>731376076
>start a story thread
>ask more

Just fucking kill yourself now

>>731377695
>buncha forever alones with dick in hand going all reeeee as their story about potato sex gets interrupted

>>731382905
i already did, im typing in the afterlife homie G

>>731383198
u got a point but trolls r still annoying

>>731380213
Apostrophes do NOT makes plurals, you fucking dropout.

Need more stories like this

Was she a downie?

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Well done op. Great story

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That shit is contagious

>>731385743
she didnt look like it

>>731385994
thanks homeslice