s/fur
If you get dubs ITT:
0: Spank your butt as hard as you can
1: Punch your butt as hard as you can
2: Repeat the first reply to your post in a girly voice, post to Vocaroo
3: All your posts for the remainder of the thread must end in emotes such as owo, uwu, and >w<
4: Whether now or later, listen to the first hypnotic suggestion audio/video you get sent
5: Search the first noun, verb, or adjective in your post on e621, post what you get.
6: Give self bondage a try!
7: Make and post a shitty meme
8: Admit the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you
9: Squeeze your tits as hard as you can
I wanna drink loads of cum
>>731360466
Aw fuck
I knew this would happen
dont kill the thread
>>731361069
>>731361513
A bump is a bump.
Dethklok made a song called Bloodrocuted
Why not a song called "Horserocuted"?
You could probably electrocute someone with a horse
>>731361619
And a rump is a rump, but only the biggest best rump is good enough for me.
I want a rump so large that other rumps orbit it.
No, I want rumps orbiting rumps orbiting rumps orbiting rumps ad infinitum in a gigantic ass-fractal, with an infinite ass in the very middle.
I want to hit that infinite ass at the speed of light.
>>731361900
MY ASS DIDN'T FEEL A THING
I HAVE BUTTCHEEKS OF STEEL
>>731361900
>this anon, at the calling the fursona hotline
https://youtu.be/NEgwxGWgiIg
post more or I'll shitpost more
>>731362028
I D O N ' T T H I N K Y O U U N D E R S T A N D T H E L E V E L O F B O O T Y I R E Q U I R E
>tfw hungry but too lazy to cook
why page 5
>>731364724
That image is cursed man. Also you should know why. It's 4am.
would you suck these with her?
>>731364770
it's cursed to make my cock hard
the reason no one's talking is because talking to myself is a sign of autism
>>731365155
>grabbing hot iron
FUCKING IDIOT. THAT'S NOT EVEN A SANDWHICH.
>>731364864
also to always get singles.
>>731365216
(You)
>>731365277
I love porn that involves pool tables.
I have one and I'd love to have something naughty done to me on it.
>>731365277
shark girls always give me an extra layer of mayo, to bad i can't identify with them.
>>731365277
>77
You know what to do
>>731365636
No, I don't. What should I do?
https://youtu.be/KZZ81fp9nnE
I want you to fuck me so hard that I turn into a girl and get pregnant.
>>731365737
It's not even 12PM yet.
>>731365737
See OP
>>731365155
oh, yeah. i said nothing so here's the first thing on the post page
>>731365815
>that wasn't my reply.
Fine then.
https://youtu.be/3Pj1fmt_j_Y
what would you do with pic related? =0w0=
>>731366251
Print it out and throw it into my neighbors mailbox.
>>731365277
>hasn't made and posted a dumb meme yet
y tho
>>731366251
all out of dumpables, keep filling up my folder (owo)
>>731366365
>can't drill this isn't a dumb meme
>>731366491
But it's not OC
>>731366592
Not your OC, maybe. I originally made that along with all of the Krystal and Nelly fox color edits.
And did the editing for this pic, I guess.
>>731366683
I'll show you how you make fresh, fresh shitty memes
If I get 77
Which I won't
>>731366788
Close enough
>>731366788
not going to edit tonight either way. Busy playing vidja.
>>731366788
Well shit
Probably when my mom found a hidden stash of rope I had which was probably pretty obviously for tying myself up with given that it was right next to my bed
Also, not exactly a hidden stash she found, I accidentally revealed it right in front of her
>>731366811
RIP this guy's ass
>>731366891
My ass is just fine, pain can't hurt me.
Hey dudes. How's shit?
>>731366991
DO IT AGAIN LIKE YOU MEAN IT
>>731360063
dgf
>>731360063
Hi gais. I have 14 hours of nofap left
>>731367061
Should be writing my bachelors thesis but I can't be bothered, don't feel like it, how about yourself?
>>731367075
Doesn't hurt me more, I can only hit myself that hard.
>>731367105
how long was your journey through fagsville?
>>731367131
Just got back from the other island, Christchurch looks a lot better than it did than the last time I was there.
>>731367131
YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS LIMITS THE POWER OF YOUR BLOWS
SUMMON YOUR INNER STRENGTH AND BRING UPON TRUE ASSPAIN
>>731367061
They're playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes.
Oh no what does triple 2s mean
>>731367217
>>731367222
Wat?
also
>implying every mouspost isn't a shitty meme
https://youtu.be/aiysKaxVYEs
>>731367222
SAY IT AS MANLY AS YOU CAN.
>>731367276
>>731367217
Nvm I was confused.
Christchurch is actually a thing, the more you know.
Looks nice.
>>731367236
Just dessrts then. Only stupid shit I'm doing is watching South park rather than playing vidya with my GTX 960 installed.
>>731367276
New Zealand is made of 3 main Islands and a fuckton of little ones, I live on one, I was spending some time with my old man on the South one.
>>731367105
jonjetjon
reroll for spanking
>>731367361
It was nice before the earthquakes. But at least all the fucked up buildings are completely demolished now.
>>731367356
Are we talking about overly-energetic anime manly, or Nathan Explosion?
I'd honestly find both more embarrassing than a girl voice
>>731367387
I knew a lot of new zealand folks back in the day.
Is it nice to live on an island?
Sounds pretty cramped to me.
>>731367422
You now have more time to think about it.
>>731367408
Always see the good~
>>731367460
Nah we're about the size of Japan and have less than half the population of Osaka or Kyoto. 2.5 mil on one island and 1.3 on another and the rest on the others.
>>731367509
Indeed.
>>731367186
long AND arduous, as it turns out uwu
>>731367509
Reeeeeeee
Now I have 222 and 22
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say and how anymore
So what parts of NZ are people here from?
Wellington here.
>>731367587
North Island has more people than that.
>>731367587
I guess. I figured it would be similar to being on a boat.
I hate being on boats.
But 2.5 million is a lot indeed.
>>731367593
Get another 22.
>>731367088
Wow dubs on first try.
One time I was wearing diapers and getting pissed on by this guy and some chick walked into the room and laughed at me.
>>731367694
no
That can't be real.
I refuse to believe that.
>>731364783
Yes please
>>731367669
It really isn't.
Except if you're me, because I am literally on a boat.
Holy fuck this place is boring.
Anyway what do I say
>>731364783
Why not, looks fun.
>>731367642
Nah not really unless the population has changed quite a bit since I last checked it's still 4.4 mil or so all and all.
>>731367669
No cities are really that packed here.
>>731367786
Eww.
If people kidnapped me and got me onto a boat I'd go full bloodrage mode and slaughter them all even if it killed me.
>>731364783
>with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iOpUdsMeqM
>>731367876
1.8 million people in the city where I live.
Already way too much for me.
>>731367931
>>731367968
Auckland doesn't even have that much. Whangarei has about 80,000 or so. And it's the largest city in Northland.
If someone doesn't post a bette pictures of an anthro facing forward/ to the right then I'm editing this into a shitty edit.
>>731366627
What a huge mess. Who's going to clean that up. Inconsiderate bitch.
>>731368064
Sounds way more chill than big cities.
PHILIPSBURG is in new zealand, no?
If yes then the company I'm gonna work for builds and maintains a new general hospital there.
>>731368270
I'd do it. It would take a long time cleaning that soaked for though.
Makes for good fun time breaks.
>>731368339
fur*
>>731368276
New Jersey maybe. Not in NZ.
>>731368434
I suck at geography.
Turns out that it was a weird independent country in the Netherlands.
>>731368542
Ok odd.
>>731368542
Nah, you're thinking of Zeeland, which is the Netherlands province that New Zealand was named after.
>>731368599
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Can't improve the edit due to the final scene having seemingly hard enabled subtitles. I'd have to run through the game myself and grab the screenshot. Not worth the time.
>>731368599
Fuck my life I suck at geography.
Anyways, they have a place at Trinidad und Tobago. Which as I understand it is some caribean island.
Maybe I can work that.
>>731368661
Nicely done regardless dude.
kinda miss christchurch
>>731368790
rip
So what should the roulette roster for next thread be?
>>731368790
I'm tempted to move there, a climate I like, bigger than whangarei, and I could get a job as a trucker for my old man and learn Ukranian from all the new drivers. Come to think of it I can't think of many reasons to stay in Whangarei other than my friends and the chick I'm crushing on live here.
>>731368832
ahh well shouldnta pissed off the taniwha
>>731368925
paint nails, post pictures
>>731368940
Fight the system!
>>731368982
taniwhas are river monsters, not part of the system.
>>731368932
WHY jesus fuck
>>731369009
Fight nature!
>>731368982
I'd do that if I had nail paint
But I don't
>>731369040
I'll be gentle, no worries.
>>731369069
mimimi
>>731369009
>assuming the taniwha isnt a government body
>>731369113
It's probably a secret government weapon if anything.
>>731369155
defiantly an upgrade from the old tia,ha
or however its spelt
>>731369228
I thought this was s/fur