I've never made first contact with a dealer over the phone

Wasssssaaaapppp

Just be forward about it. Like, hey I'm tryna get 2 for 25. All you gotta do

>>731358875
>2 for 25
rip off

> what do i say to make him comfortable with meeting

"hey man im looking to buy"

>>731358631
"hello sir, i was interested in purchasing some of your illegal drugs. if you don't mind, i would like to meet up to purchase these illegal drugs. i am not affiliated with law enforcement in any way. how much do you charge for one weed?"

>>731358875
>>731358994
Well im not a nigger and have only bought off people i know before, wasnt sure if random people calling would make him suspicious

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>>731359218
>how do you do fellow kids

>>731358875
>>731358994
This, just be neutral. "hey man, looking to buy, git some?"

>>731359226
"hey dude i'm a friend of *insert person who gave you his number* and i was wondering if you could hook me up"

Look I know you sells the cheese bro, let me get two big fish pronto on the catch lemony snike

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>>731359311

>>731359311
youve gotta weigh the benefits of dropping names vs. showing the fact you're willing to just drop names

>>731359226
howd you get his number?

>>731358875
>hey, im tryna pay 25% more for overrated shit

>>731358952
>>731359448
> implying market value is the same universally

>>731359440
Mate was buying for the house but is not a lazy fucker who "wants to do well on his exams"

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Say: Hey bruh im looking for a little sumthin sumthin, im not a cop though.

>>731358952
>>731359448

Idk what kind of substandard shit you buy, but 2 for 25 is pretty standard, especially if you're dealing with a dealer who moves weight. Maybe if you buy from someone who only deals in grams, you get 2 for 20 for some good quality stuff. If you're paying less you're either in someplace it's legal or you're buying some bullshit

>>731359534
>implying weed is worth more than the equivalent to $10/gram anywhere. it should be worth $5 at most

>>731359543
prolly best bet would be to mention that a friend gave you his number but that youd rather not mention names over the phone

>>731358631
first of all, dont mention drugs. say "stuff" or something. if he says something specific then go ahead, but for weed just say tree or green if he asks what you want.
don't drop names. If he asks for a name of who told you about him, use first names only, or maybe nicknames. careful about nicknames if that person has had run-ins with the cops.
ask where you want to meet. you want him to feel comfortable. if he asks you where you want to meet, pick somewhere that could be considered crowded/high traffic, but can allow privacy.

>>731359626
that's not standard at all, dipshit. $25 should get you an 8th. i bet your dealer pushes shake.

>>731359626
How much do you usually pay for a stem?

>>731359758
Sounds like you're getting shit dank my dude.

>>731358875
Lolololol. Out here in Cali I can order an 8th for $35 online and have it delivered to my front door for free in under 10 minutes. Best part is it's completely legal.

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>>731359758
Holyfuck 25 for an 8th you're either retarded or smoke fucking shit he grabbed of the lawn on the way there cause an 8th is $45 at least if you want anything of quality.

>>731359695
Make sure you tell him your friend "informed" you of his number, then repeatedly ask him sketchy questions and ask him to clarify the price and weight of whatever he's selling you over text.

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>>731359888
Not everyones as lucky as you cunt

>Yo man I get out of high school at 3
> Get it high school
> I'm trying to get high after school

Fuck outta here underage b&

>>731358631
so yeah hey i hear you got those things.
n im tryna get some of those things that you got.meet for coffee somewhere or what you wnna do?

>>731359855
I don't smoke weed 24/7, but $20-30 for an 8th is standard. Maybe you're shitty redneck town is an exception, or you're just a bitch who pays $45 for a fucking 8th.

>>731359758
>>731359908
both of you are retarded. high quality shit from a dispensary costs 10 a gram

>>731359855
Wrong person, meant for this guy
>>731359908

where do you live?

country

>>731359995
fucking lol'd

>>731360180
UK

>>731360052
You're fucking retarded. OP's post was about finding a dealer, not going to a dispensary you uppity little bitch. Fuck you retard.

I cop 8th Skywalker og, holy grail, sour desiel or any strain for $35 or $30
I get the hook up
Brooklyn NYC

>>731360052
$10 a gram + $5 so I make profit, so $25 for 2 is right for anything of quality

>>731360220
that's unfortunate.

MoMs in canada are the shit.

i know that when i smoked it was $45 for an eighth. they bought bulk from a guy in philly. they wanted to make a certain profit on a certain amount of product moved.
If someone in Podunk, USA had a neat little grow in his barn and got his product for less, he could sell it for less.
he could adjust prices to the area to make sure the product sold

>>731358631
Yo sup neezy? dis neezy here need some tree ya dig? I ain't no pig son get wit it doe. Let a neezy get 2 fo 25!

>>731360313
youre obviously making shit money if you have to rip off people buying 20s.

>>731358631
"hello is this the weed merchant? i would like to purchase some of your magic herbs to make myself a potion. what is your fee sir, i am willing to barter. where would i like to meet you ask? there is this lovely tavern nearby, i will send you the coordinates"
they'll feel more comfortable meeting you because they don't suspect anything except that you're a nerd. works for me everytime

Anything AA or A I wouldnt pay more than 25 for an 8th

AAA AAAA 30-35 8th

AAAAA 40

make sure to grab him by the dick so he knows youre not a cop

>>731358631
is this bait? just speak to them like any other person you ass hole! stop putting them on a pedestal. they are criminals at the end of the day so will take any business they can get, it's not like they can post fliers, they will be happy for your money.

>>731360447
do this OP

>>731358631
Tell him he's been a real bad boy.

>>731360447
Do this and record it

"Hello [Enter his full name here],
I am calling you from the check out line at Target. I was hoping that I could purchase drugs from you, marijuana please."

>>731359888
215fag detected

>>731360486
this is absolutely the safest approach, follow it with a kiss to show him your not a homosex.

>>731360447
winrar

>>731360454
Shut the fuck up

>>731360447
I will mark your map for you, just follow the way point.

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>>731360491
Hes a kid though, his brain isnt developed yet

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>>731360206
we used to call it getting some tickets to whatever and there were always differet prices for different seats and such.. we have dispensaries here, but ratherwould re-up from friend and not bussiness folks, gnomsane?

>>731360644
umadbro?

>>731360447
introduce yourself as a grand wizard

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>>731360699
Thanks Cortana

if he asks if you are a cop, change the subject very quickly and adjust your clothing

>>731360714
did this nigga not go to school? I was more connected in school than my entire life, people just love selling jrugz to kids! but srs how easy was it to score in school? now I have to drive like 20 miles to see my dude because I refuse to mix with the cretin in my local area.

>>731360883
make sure to cough nervously as well to show your not a threat.
no eye contact, in fact don't look at any one thing for more than half a second, you will look too relaxed and will look like a cop and will definitely get kidnapped and tortured for information.

>>731361191
this

there is one thing that i cannot stress enough.
you must, MUST, take the drugs and put them in your pocket before you take out money.
It is a standard and expected practice to pick up drugs and then meet up to pay at a different location.
Just grab the drugs and run or else your dealer will think you are a risk.