NZ Thread in for the early one lads what's for dinner?

>>731353480
fesh and cheps brew

Waikato cunt

Wellington

Fish fillet, green beans and sunflower seeds. with vodka.

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>>731353480
Whangarei reporting in, buds and port royals for dinner OP

hey, Welly here.

>>731355525
Harry?

You fucking gumless kiwi cunts. Please drink bleach and die.
Yoo there is more to life then sucking Bob the bikers greasy, unwashed cheesy cock for a hit of meth. Just please stay the fuck away from Canada.
I hope a tsunami ends your island soon.


Anyone know a girl named jade? I'm looking for her

Aucklandfag here, had chickpea and lentil soup.

>>731355827
Canada, The butthole of America

>>731353552
FUSH AN CHUPS CUZZ

latebro here early. shitty pizza for dinner. just drank 3 litres of passionfruit frenzy.

>>731356955
what pizza did you have? you know dominoes is 50% off this week

Not Harry, DJ SKNY

>>731357086
yea, got that loaded meatlovers, was alright, more of a hells person though.

but im in my 20's and i live in auk, hence im poor as fuck

>>731356070
You fucking degenerate, nlz is Australia's cuck.
You dream of Canada everynight.

>>731357219

you hit up game plant coupons bro? might help your cause

Good to meet you jenga. Coolest chick I have ever met

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>>731353480

>>731358809
Drinking Jenga

>>731358809

You know it Daimo staup oit haha I'm still unpacking omg eating the choco (fannks) and drinking the voddy haha

>>731359237
Yesss the voddy as usual you know it

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bumping

slow night kients.

Chch fag in.

Just steak and veges, now B&H what yous up to

>>731359725
your cuckoldry is astounding

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>>731360060
its cuz it's so early. most reg's don't come till 8:30. Was surprised to see this up.

dunedin here

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>>731360174

>>731360191

yeee i know. but ya'll lurk and wait anyway. might as well.

I have this fucking song stuck in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

fucking killing me. here enjoy the aids

>>731360191
SOME of us have to go to bed early

Titty skittles soon I guess

anyone have the greentext of that faggot whose uncle used to stick his finger down his ass?

>>731360063
Rolling for this because why not

>>731360584
Are they really titties though until you manage to milk them?

>>731360546
>i have to wake up at 4am
oh wait no i dont, i have tomorrow off

>>731360825
Yes, they will be smol and a cute

>>731360896
would-lewd-in-alarming-ways/10

>>731360584
What's titty skittles?

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>>731360937
reeeeeeee

>>731360855
diary farmer?

I wake up at 6 then snooze my alarm until i can talk myself into getting out of bed to work out.

>>731360825
post results pls

watching Logan, bretty gud

>>731361008
nah, long commute

>>731361113
is there a good download yet i can't fkn watch cam

Any suggestions to a yank wanting to move to NZ on how to do it? Anyone have a sister that needs marrying?

>>731361162
holy shit bro that sucks, how long?

>>731361221
hour and a bit there and an hour and a bit back matched with an early start

>>731361163
gomovies.to, it's dvd qual with korean subs. very watchable.

>>731360991
Feminems. Whoremoans

>>731361202
post pic then we'll tell you, also how tall are you? kiwi chicks dig tall guys as hobbitness is real.

>>731361202

average NZ dick size is 5.5 inches. You bigger than that you all good bro

>>731361310
jeepers creepers, must be a good job for that commute

>>731361312
bruh i ain't watching no subs

>>731361431
Then don't watch it.

>>731361325
oh, you're mentally ill

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>>731361738
>implying any of us would be on 4chan if we werent mentally ill

I'm watching your mom suck doggo dicks for pesos down on the beach in mexico str8 up

>>731361812
God knows I'm a sick fucking degenerate.

>>731361917
Repent! Sinner. Stop your methly cheesepizza ways.
Praise God, and the good man Jesus

>>731361812
same tbh

still trying to figure out how to get rid of a body. It's the only thing that's stopping me from becoming a serial killer. I'm thinking eat some, carefully package the rest and chuck out with the recycling

>>731362071
They can't recycle bones and shit. Just make a compost heap and use it in your vege garden.

>>731362071
Wow jeez and I'm a degen just for wanting boobers

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>>731361202
>>731361330
>>731361383
6'1 on the dot and I'm the one on the right

>>731362167
but my point is it'll be away from my house and the rest of the evidence. yeah bones that's fine but how will i get rid of the flesh and stuff. I'll have to get like saw like they carve turkeys with the piece it up

>>731362262
lurk long enough my son

>>731361330
You know, come to think of it I guess you aint lying. There's a kiwi babe at my american uni and she's short. My kiwi snowboard instructor was short. I've never met a kiwi over like 5'6...dafuq man

>>731362071
Give them drunk fucking moari something nice to eat.
Protip: lace the body with rat poison.

I dunno what the fuck is going on boys, I'm having a lay down and when I close my eyes I get white flashes like once a second, I think it's with my heartbeat, if I put my ear to my pillow I can hear a fast clicking sound.

Should I go to the hospital? I think it's serious.

>>731361202
Fuck off we are full cunt
Go to Canada

>>731362317
doxxd

>>731362420
Same here, every time I close my eyes I can't see. What's going on?

>>731362420
And I'm a wee woozy to boot, fingers are tingly with pins and needles as well. Doctor kiwi in the house?

>>731362317
you'll do fine. You ripped and got good dick? 6"1 is helpful and teh accent will give you extra points

>>731362401
hence why if you taller than 6 foot you automatically get babes
>>731362420
i know how i'll kill them but i just don't know how to get rid of the body it's driving me nuts

also, more info for better diagnosis. are you dehydrated, drunk or on drugs? also wtf do you mean fast clicking sound wtf

>>731362597
Haha idk bro I don't feel good

>>731362420
>>731362619
Sounds like a migraine coming on. Or menopause.

>>731362619

can you smell anything funny and or is it one side?

turn off and dim the lights and have water, when did you last eat

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Dunners reporting.

Had a dream that I drowned myself. Unfortunately just a dream...
>>731353480
Chicken and rice, tea, Marlboro's. Can't drink or smoke anything interesting tonight because I'm driving. Fuck, I wish I could though.

>>731362663
I'm sober all day, I hear clicking like my ears are popping really fast.

On the bourbs

>>731362768
ring the 0800 health line

>>731362759
shame on you thor why you no say hi to jenga

>>731362916
Hiiii, Jenga!

Who wants to touch my penis? It's not very gross.

>>731363060
pffff damn right snob. I'm coming down soon which hotel should I stay in?

Gisborne checking in

>>731363172
only if you're circumsizsed, faggot

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yes

>>731362841
Bourbs in the burbs bruv

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>>731362420
get it looked at, it could be something serious with those symptoms.
if you feel scared deep down get it looked at. Especially if you've never had something like this before.

>>731363269
You're in luck!

>>731363209
I didn't fuckin' see ya, alright? I don't even know if Dunedin has anything up to your standards. Southern Cross in the casino is pretty cash, that's all I can think of off the top me head.

>>731363355
dubs in the dubs

>>731363411
>Not offering the mighty Jenga your bed
Have you no decency?

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Evening

Damn it gets full in here. #NZALLDAY
WELLY FAG

>>731363269
>Thinks a mutilated dick is less gross than a natural one
the jews sure did a number on you eh?

>>731363472
We can rock, paper, scissors for who gets the bed and who gets the back seat of the Skyline.

>>731363597
First to dubs

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>>731363542
Evening, cob. How do we do?

>>731359318
>choco
Mmmm

>>731363589
>implying i'm cut.

i just prefer them, better looking and feels much better in my mouth

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>>731363675
you know how it is, same shit. different day.

How bout urself?

>>731359318
This place gets hardcore lol

Dunedin reporting.

Early thread, much? was on /b/ about an hour ago but did not think to look for the NZ thread, normally hits about 9pm then I look for one.

How are we all going?

>>731363411

So meeeean to me, when all I do is love you. I've already looked nothing really overly appeals. But I have to choose somewhere nice otherwise I wouldn't bear it.
>>731363597
rolling on my preference. whats the bed like though

>>731363758

you haven't been looking at the naissty shit have you

>>731363545
Wellyfaggette

>>731363787
Knowing dunners, probably the back seat of another skyline

>>731363740
SSDD Stephen Kind that shit... i was ganna get that tatt'd.

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>>731363675
'Ello there m80.

>>731363834
Nope, been making dinner. Green Thai curry

>>731363885
hence why I'm looking at hotels
>>731363870
welcome welcome, where do you hail from>>731363931
YUMMM i've been eating the chocolate haha

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>>731363740
Same shit, different fucking day. Back spasms and shit. I'm not doing so good.
>you saved the picture
Nawwww
>>731363787
Sowwy. Yeah, Casino would be my recommendation.
>>731363885
Plot twist, it is the back seat of another Skyline with a pillow and a duvet. Shit is fucking cash.
>>731363925
'ello, 'ello. How are we now?

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>>731363999
fucking checked

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>>731363907
meh, if i was to write it be cute girls doing cute things. sadly no artist to go with said story line.

Tattoo u say.

Should be firechicken over you're face :^)

dunner here.

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>>731364042
cause you know, RS500.

Yeah, no fucking fun with a shitty back. Know them feels shitty feels. know them well.

Fuck me this is an early one tonight.

As youre all on the subject of little dicks you should check out efukts latest (its a porn comedy bloopers site)

http://efukt.com/22016_Cam_Whore_Left_Speechless.html

Always worth listening with the sound on at efukt. The editing makes the video 9 times out of 10

>>731363999
Lh... Sadly

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>>731364042
Not too bad M8, but I have a Porsche obsession and I need help.

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>>731364042
well I'll look again, closer to the time I'll probs come down when I come back from Greece though so month or two.

>>731364043
does this mean i get preference which skyline?

>>731364047
I say Stephen King as he was the one that introduced "SSDD" into mainstream, Same Shit Difference Day. With the book ten movie Dreamcatcher. Love that shit
>>731364315
ahhh where abouts??

OC content btw

>>731364257
Lol are you 15........ this is as old as fucking steakandcheese.com

>>731361202
ill marry u for 5k

anonnz reportan from newtown

>>731364406
OC *old content

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>>731364406
i watched Dreamcatcher. barely remember it beside the snow and weirdness. should rewatch i think.

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>>731364143
Yeah, nah, yeah, fair enough.
I know you knows. Sorry, cuz.
>>731364338
They'll kill you one day, bud.
>>731364406
Fair enough.
>does this mean i get preference which skyline
Welp I guess so. There's a kawaii lil' Japanese fire truck in the back of the shed I've been in as of late though. Might buy that, in which case, put a mattress in the tray and you are soooorted

>>731364422

Efukt has been around for years, but they posted the video 4 days ago. I just watched it then came here, to find you guys talking about little dicks

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>>731364704
is it odd i want one them jap spec Nissan or Toyota fire response vehicles. Weird on the right level of weird

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>Christchurch

Oh shit i'm late

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>>731364815
There's a guy in town with a Safari/Patrol ute. Slapped a regular tray and some mudders on it, but kept the paintjob. It's rad.
But nah, the one in the shed is a Honda Acty. 660cc, 4MT, 4WD, kawaii as fuck.

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wellington.
beer battered fish and mash brah

>>731365001
you're not late, thread was legit 2h early.

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>>731364704
So far still alive. 911 is lyfe.

>>731365089
Yeah I was gonna say. Sick, right on time then.

>>731364584
my favourite SK after Misery. They talk about SSDD alot it's like their code word, if you're listening for you it you'll wonder why you didn't hear it before
>>731364704
sooo having a hotel, is great taste still open? and there used to be the most amazing korean place sooo have to go back there

>>731365074

so many fellow wellingtonians very exciting

shrooms at in welly? lots of people have been finding them

>>731365172
by parliament?

Learn to fucking forage millennials
>>731365172
>>731365217

Go into the forest and look

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>>731365071
kei car.
yes just yes. Do it.

>>731365169
Yeah, it's still here. Is it that Seoul place or Miga, or somewhere else?

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chch checking in, fucking raiding in wow atm.

>>731365262
stfu crack head
i'm in karori gonna go searching around the bush

>>731365319
fuck i miss my civic

>>731365365
People still play WoW?

>>731365373
Good start

only people who will tell your their spots are fools, word gets out, spots get ruined by over use

>>731365332
Korea House. soooo good. I just want to go for nostalgia... and willowbank for the liquorice icecream...

>>731365440
true that, if i find some i won't tell. maybe sell

>>731354085
Do you sell your buds ?

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>>731365395
don't we all.

>>731365516
Definitely dont tell, and id advise against selling tbh, dont be that guy, plus the consequences dont match the pay off

>>731365546
my pulsar just aint the same

>>731354085
You epic dumbass. The GPS geolocation data wasn't scrubbed from that photo.

>>731365617
how much are shrooms here anyway?

>>731365666
Nice try satan but that image is clearly taken from 4chan a couple of years ago.

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>>731365666
trips of troof

>>731354085
you're done bro

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>>731365663
I've not seen early 90's pulsar, sentra or primera for solong. truly god tier nissans.

>>731365666
chekd satan trips

>>731365670
What im saying is people generally wont pay much for them except teenagers (risky), and im pretty sure you'd be looking at A class distribution

>>731365670
overpriced. as is bud

>>731365771
Think mines a 91-96

Its sad really im running into the ground because i cant afford to maintain it

done lke 400k total

no problems thus far

>>731365780
i'd only sell to mates, don't be so paranoid.

>>731365793
time to find some then!

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>>731365871
yeah, good shit. most early 90's jap shit is good tho.

>>731365940
not half as stylish as the civic was tho

Any takeaways that deliver in newtown other than fucking pizza?

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>>731365983
idk, was something appealing about the old GTiR look.

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>>731366134
lel

Doing a paid medical trial for two weeks so no alcohol, smokes, or caffeine.

Shit sucks

>>731366350
is that put on a swd patrol/safari chassis. i don't even.

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>>731366423
Fuck, I hope you're being paid a gang of money for that.
>>731366473
I think it's on a D21 Navara chassis, but yeah, fuckin' weird.

Someone post the IDbro

>>731366626
Bout 2k overall

>>731366864
Yeah, okay, worth it. Where do I sign up?

anyone in dunners want to play yugioh's with me?

>>731366982
Check around your closest uni, med students and clinics are always looking for patients for trials

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>>731367181
duuude, i'd be so keen for strip yugioh if I was in Dunners! What deck you running?

>>731367388
>otago uni
Gonna have those hot med students fucking me health right up for the dolla

>>731367621
both are ocg decks. first one is memories of the duel king: duelist kingdom edition, and the second is a combination of a structure deck yugi vol 2 with a structure deck kaiba vol 2

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>>731364406
Of content as in the weed? I'm central

Of content btw

>>731365413
I still play. Love that shit.

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>>731368175
tentacles?

>>731353480
you know I really did want to get married

>>731368175
post maor

>>731368776
Same

Been watching 13 reasons why. Way too close to home.

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>>731366724

>>731368993

You triggered bro?

>>731368993
Don't do it nigga

>>731368997
mmmmmmmmmmmm

Anyone else here fucking love fast charging?

Can charge my Samsung Galaxy S6 from dead flat to 100% in about an hour. fucking amazing.

>>731369042
>>731369068
Lil bit

>New kid at HS
>Gets sexualized by douchebag boys
>Goes through friends like it's nothing
>feels alone
>Thought about 'it' never did though... Obviously
>Sweet unrequited love shit with boy.. my fault on that
>Ish ex friend is in trouble but unlike 13 reasons I actually help her
>Shoot the messenger style shit happens
>Alone even more cause now I'm just "lying jealous bitch" status
>Grow up and forget those shit 5 years
>Watch TV show that brings it all back.

>>731369453
fuck yeah kids are cruel little shits
tiiits

i stopped respecting kiwis when i learnt they spell the word fjord as 'fiord'

disgraceful.

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>>731368961

Nudes time

>>731359180
this bitch makes me cum buckets

>>731363402
t. cuckhold

bump https://youtu.be/5UNwjB-k6aI

>>731372439
wow who is this ?

>>731372439
Set them free

>>731372439
moAR PLS

>>731372598
It's q you idiot.

Mt Albert reporting in

>>731372839
whos q
i dont usually hang out on these NZ threads (they tend to suck balls) so i dont get the inside jokes or frequently posted chicks

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>>731372839
>being this new

Henderson reporting in

>>731368997
Y ur face look like a foot l0lz
-catface

>>731374051
holy shit i thought you died

>>731374112
BUSTA

dunedin late check in. Weow you guys are goin late tonight.

>>731375133
Can no longer go, work in the am :(

>>731375189
pussay faggot and i got course at 8am whats the dealio

>>731375253
8am is easy mode. I gotta be at work at 6.

>>731375287
all righttttttttttttt, have a good night then !