>become the most powerful man in the world >can't

You know he beats off watching bulls fuck her. Trump epitomizes the cuck lifestyle.

>>731344989
I actually like Trump but it's true he's pretty pathetic with the ladies.

>inb4 shill
For those of us born before 1990 It's possible to like a politician and still see flaws.

>>731344989
He does not need her, Ivanka take cares of all hes needs.

>>731344989
>even Jeb is laughing
Jeb honestly doesn't seem like the kind of guy that laughs at another person's misfortune

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>>731344989
How awesome would it be to see Trump divorce his wife, and Fire the first lady?

>>731346989
I'm still SOOO disappointed that he never said "Obama, you're fired!"
I was looking forward to it for months

can she even really be called the first lady if she doesn't even live at the white house in order to represent the US? even that whole florida 'white house' gets me...it's so far from what should be respect for the office of the presidency. then again the whole goddamn thing is a mindfuck in itself.

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Free kekistan.

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>>731347045
Obama will go down in history as one of the most notable presidents whereas trump will be impeached and regarded as a joke lelz

>>731347528

>likely responsible for more deaths of terrorists than will ever be achieved by any other single president

>pussy

pick one

>>731347528
that day was hilarious.
you could see in Trump's eyes how terrified he was

>>731348103
trump will also be one of the most notable because of how fucking crazy the entire situation is

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>>731344989
can't even get her to sleep in the same state

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>>731348103

this is the look of a man who hasn't touched a woman in over a decade

>>731347045
Obama wasn't fired, cashiered or sacked.

He finished his second term and left at the appointed time.

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Sharing a bed fucking sucks, one should be so lucky to have a partner who will do that.

>>731348251
nah... populist bufoons are quickly forgotten

>>731348500
How autistic are you?

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>>731344989
That's because Cheeto-man is a closet faggot. He collects trophy brides to compensate. But he has always been Roy Cohn's catamite and now he's Putin's cock-holster!

Don't believe me? Just look at the way he holds his lips.

Cocaine won him the presidency

>>731344989
Why the fuck would that old lady be sleeping in bed with him and the blonde one in the back?

>>731348263
He had a three-inch dick when he was younger.

>>731348730
Still better than that shillery and her cum swallowing fans

>>731348730
i wish the cheeto joke would end
it's just old and was never funny in the first place. and it just makes it worse that in the pic you posted he's white

You know...

I was just thinking about this today.

And first, let me say this; I hate Trump.

I think he's an idiot, moron, pompous dumbass, who can't even formulate coherent sentences. Does not understand how anything works, including government, money, or loans, or anything; literally anything.

He has no way with the ladies.

He's a terrible father.

He's an awful negotiator.

A terrible business man.

And I also think he might be going senile.


But one thing I have to hand it to him.

He got his way. With all his flaws, he got his way into the white house.

He passed absolutely no laws and got absolutely nothing done.

And I kind of pity him for that. I wish he'd have just one success so he didn't look so bad. Although, he would try to make himself look good by bragging about it non-stop.

I think Trump is sub-human.

All the worst characteristics a human being can possibly have, Trump has them 10x.

But yeah. This shows you how reality works. You bully your way through, and you get what you want.

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>>731348962

>>731344989
He hasn't fucked that old whore since he knocked her up. He's a fucking billionaire, he fucks who he wants.

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She's busy with her other man...

>>731349044
Trump is a good president.

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>>731348991
if you don't want to be called a cheeto don't fucking spraytan

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They seem like a happy couple.

>>731349132
pic made me laugh..

>>731349082
fuck that's hot

I bet they have really good sex

>>731348347
He's fucking 70

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>>731348991
He was described thusly by people in Scotland and northern England a couple of years ago after they had to deal with him and his golf course. The nickname is well-deserved.

>>731349171
She is just the hired help. Her purpose was to birth his child and she's paid well for it.

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>>731349289

>>731349132
but as i pointed out you look like a fucking idiot becuase he doesnt spray tan anymore.
now seeing anyone that says cheeto bla bla is just a way to identify a buttblasted shillary baby

>>731349369
He's still orange, bro.

>>731349289
haters gonna hate

>>731349082
i wish i was friends with Barron

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>>731349117
Of course he is. Putin's finest.

You chowderheads bought into a third-rate con man. Good for you.

>>731348347

I can ignore a lot about the man but jesus tittyfucking christ, get a fucking decent tailor, stop wearing off the rack suits, and for the love of baby jesus stop putting scotch tape on your fucking ties.

>>731349476
Fuck off.

>>731348717
how are you this dumb.

>>731349029
>But yeah. This shows you how reality works. You bully your way through, and you get what you want.
Sure, if your starting point involves a rich dad who gives you several millions of dollars after buying away all the failures you have trying to bully your way through.

Otherwise, you keep trying to bully until someone comes along who kicks your ass for it. Either an individual, or society via prison.

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>>731349433
yeah dude so orange lmao Impeach drumpf! amirite?

>>731349029
This isn't a term paper. there is no need to double space breh

>>731344989
Liberals want to impeach Trump "for being orange". News at eleven.

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Trump is still a better president then Obama so far

>>731349686
I like it that way, brah.

It makes me feel more comfortable when reading.

>>731344989
This joker hasn't been impeached yet? He's like some kind of Rankin and Bass villain.

>>731349779
ahahahahahahahhahahahah

What's that based on?

Him being white and Obama not?

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>>731349361
Guardado, gracias.

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>>731349596
Yeah, kinda orange. Sorry.

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>>731349029

>>731344989
>he thinks presidents have any power
TOPPER MOIST KEK OF ALL KEKKLES

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>>731349436
God-Emperor make me feel reeel smart!

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the butthurt never ends

>>731348263
That gif is reversed as fuck. It looks unnatural as hell

Dude's 70, probably bust more grade-A nut in a decade than most would in their life, coasting in a political marriage for the rest of his life.

He's busy and past his prime. What use does keeping Melania in the WH do?

At least he's not a mid-life homo (Obama), bitter cuck lesbian (Hilary), impotent dry drunk (GW Bush), ogre fetishist (J Bush), fatty-fucker (Clinton), or violent paedophile (too many to list).

Literally the most "normal" husband & father in the WH since GHW Bush or Raegan.

>>731349986
those delish tears

>>731349986

Well, ya know, some people don't want to see the world destroyed over other's greed. I KNOW! SO WEIRD!

>>731344989
I got banned from /pol/ too, but heh this isnt such a bad place

>>731350029
>What use does keeping Melania in the WH do?
Surely he misses the bitching and nagging sometimes.

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>>731344989
>>731345165
>>731348347
>>731348730
>>731349132
>>731349289
>>731349880
>>731349985
haha yes hes orange, keep up the good work comrades

She's a gold digger, and i'm sure Trump at age 70 doesn't even care much.

>>731350029
>Literally the most "normal" husband & father in the WH since GHW Bush or Raegan.
Hahahahahahahhahahahah

Dude, what the FUCK are you talking about?

Obama is mid-life homo?

How the fuck is Obama a Homo?

He acted literally like the absolutely perfect husband, mentioning Michelle Obama in literally every joke.

You're a fucking retard.

Obama was a picture perfect president.

literally golden perfect.

Trump is the epitome of Republicanism.

Even Republicans are realizing that they were wrong.

Fucking Glenn Beck is turning to the left now because he's had enough.

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>>731349596
Impeachment is unlikely because Congress is learning from him just how venal and corrupt they can be and still have a rabid following of sycophants. For career polticians, he has truly become the goose lays the golden eggs.

Someone is going to have to kill him. Or we get Stephen Colbert to induce apoplexy.

This thread is nothing but butthurt shills.

>>731344989

Who do you think is in NY cucking Donnie while he plays president? Barron?

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>>731349596
Someone's been following parallel Drumpft threads.

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>>731350029
nigga, telling a group of bunch of teens that he'll be dating them in a few years is not normal, plus how he talks about how hot he think his daughter is.

> I have come from the future to warn you anon.
> In the middle of 2018 war will lead to 1million deaths daily.
> By 2019 that number will be multiplied 10 fold.
> By 2021 we will have less than 1million people left.

> Interesting thing no blacks, sand nigger, or jews are left and we are ok.

>>731350299
Obama fucks Michelle, that is homo

>>731350299
Fun fact, you can string sentences together to create paragraphs and phrases.

>>731350369
someone's projecting

>>731350549
someone's shilling

>>731350467
Michelle has a bigger penis

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>>731350249
>yes hes orange
Actually, no, his orange is also fake.