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Yesterday, I told my best friend's girlfriend that I was

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Yesterday, I told my best friend's girlfriend that I was in love with her.

She just sent me this.
What do?
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>>731342677

What the fuck is wrong with you? Go.
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That phone is too old for Snapchat, fake and gay.
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U eat her asshole.fooll
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>>731342677
Demand more nudes to "get you in the mood"
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Lie about it on b.
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Bruh, fake as fuck. That phone is old as fuck. Try again m8y potatey
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>>731342977
>>731343186

You do realize that people living outside of the first world buy second hand phones, right?
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>>731343649
So where exactly do you think OP is from?
It also doesn't answer the fact that Snapchat wouldn't work on that phone, if any apps could at all
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>>731342849
If I go, I'll lose my best friend.
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>>731343796
you already made your decision shut the fuck up and fuck off. wah i need approval from people on the internet
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>>731343761
Why wouldn't snapchat work on that phone?
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>>731342677
Phone is sideways, picture is upright.
You fail.
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>>731342677
its fake are you guys autistic
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>>731343920
On a Palm Pre?
Lol. That thing is 2009 old.
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>>731342677
>>731343796
Fake and gay, someone post OPs photo set.
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>>731343796
Dude I'm fucking a married woman. Just fuck her and add a notch to your belt
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>>731343796
Say you were doing it for him cause shes a huge slut etc etc.
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>>731344019
I was able to use the internet on my phone in 2007.
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>>731343796
well unless your best friend has rockin tits and a vag and is dtf, i'd say go tap that shit till your dick can't get hard
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>>731342977
>>731343071
>>731343186
>>731343761
>>731343898
>>731343950
>>731343968
>>731344019

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3m23ii
@7:19

>it's you
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She's close to perfect. This is obviously fake but you would be retarded not to
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>>731344220
bros before hoes, idiot. if she'll do this to Op's friend, she'll do it to Op.
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>>731344149
"the internet" and "apps" are a venn diagram, not a circle.
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>>731344263
nobody cares about your links fag
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>>731344422
>a set can't contain a set
>being familiar with high school math
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>>731344373
at least op will have gotten some ass
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>>731344463
You seem upset.

How is it Op's fault that you're still a virgin?
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>>731342677
>told her I love her
>best friends girlfriend
>told her I love her

Fuck you faggot
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>>731344568
You literally missed 100% of what I said, if you think that's a rebuttal.
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>>731343796
Don't do it OP. I did it, it isn't worth it. You can tell leagues away she's a slutty cunt. As you grow up you realize no amount of pussy is worth losing your best bro.
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>>731344726
No, I got it. I thought it was cute.
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>>731344263
I am Lance Crawford. Blow me
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Lmao
OP you are so full of shit.
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>>731344422
>a venn diagram, not a circle.

umm, those aren't mutually exclusive.
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Post more pics OP, fuck
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fake and op is a faggot
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>>731343796
Dude, in 3 months from now you'll be crying over her just like your friend probably is right now. Only, you won't have any friends.
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>>731344072
Feel good?
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>>731342677
>>731343796
any more pics of her, OP? anons? chicks got a rockin bod and apparently kinky. count me in
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>>731345070
>implies OP has friends now
kek
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>>731342677
>>731343796

Dude, nobody is still friends with the people they went to high school with when they hit 30 years old.

Just dump the faggot as a friend and fuck her brains out. You'll kick yourself the rest of your life if you don't.
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>>731343796
Rub one off, idiot. Then think with your brain.
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>>731345212
This
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>>731343796
>Friend
>Girl

OP women serve men in three ways

they cook, they clean and they push out babies, they are not there so you can be bffs and talk about your problems at starbucks you cuck faggot.
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>>731345212
/thread
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>>731342677
>Lose your best friend
>for one fuck
No. Thats all youll get out of it. Is one fuck. She just wants to spite whats his name.
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>>731344938
Holy shit, rein in that autism
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>>731345550
I love how sex isn't on your list of ways women serve men
>repressed homosexuality all over the place
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>>731345212
Not really. Almost 30 here and I am still friends with 2 guys from highschool. They are my best friends. I would say OP should do it depending on how much future potential he sees on his friend.
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She have broke up just for you dont be a faggot and go Fuck her
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>>731342677
You're a rebound

Hit and quit
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>>731344046
This.
She is hot as fuck.
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>>731345212
He won't just lose that one friend. The mutual friends he and that one friend share will think Op broke the bro code and withdraw from him.

In a month, he won't have any guy friends at all and not having any friends will cause this girl to lose attraction to him.
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>part of the allure was that you were unattainable
>a forbidden fruit of sorts
>now you're no more than a common streetwalker in the game of love.
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I was in the same situation two years ago and I chose the girl and you know what I totally don't regret it we celebrate our two year anniversary on the 8th
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>not being willing to dump all of your friends for a chance to wake up next to that every morning

Are you gay?
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>>731342677
>>731343796

bone. that. now. in the ass
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>>731345887
>the bro code

lol. I haven't heard that phrase since high school.
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1. Phone is too old to even install Snap.

2. Overlay is obvious fake

GTFO
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>>731346091
Yeah, once you hit a certain point, targets are targets. Circumstances be damned.
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>>731346162
>Phone is too old to even install Snap.

No it isn't.
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>>731346432
especially if the girl has no kids, Jesus fuck that's getting rare.
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>>731342677
You, wizard, need to dig deep, and gird your precious loins, Anon.
Mark these words.
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>>731342677
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS BUMPING THIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE STORY????
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>>731342677
>>731346802
Gonna dump so you can make more fake snapchat screens I guess.
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>>731345857
That muff, while clean and tidy, looks like a bit of a bony ride.
I'd like to try for myself, tho, brah. Like I did with your mother and sister.
Best regards,
/b.
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>>731346802
finally. now 4chan can go back to normal.
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>>731346885
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>reverse image search
>OP is a faggot confirmed
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>>731346885
no. stop.
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>>731346927
>>731346922
And I've lost interest in helping strangers masturbate.
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>>731346922
That's a good thing?
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>>731347015
need webm
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>>731347015
I enjoyed the pics, fuck the reason mate.
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>>731347741
oh shit well here ya go.
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>>731347140
this.
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another thread ruined by autistic newfags.
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>>731348473
shit enjoying the pics too. keep em coming
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What do?
STICK IT IN HER ASS YOU DUMB FAGGOT!
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>>731342677
Such a faggot skulking in the shadows. Who the fuck says that to a bro's bird?

That said, more pics and fuck the shit out of her!
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Why are you posting pictures of chanoah you idiot. Lol im showing her. Your fucked
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>>731348473
I can relate. I see my OC too often. Fuck em
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>>731349195
http://10picsofher(dot)easyxblogs.com/article/45/brunette-teen-with-skinny-body-and-huge-tits-selfies/
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>>731342677
1. that's not a phone that can use snapchat
2. she's holding it landscape and the picture is portrait

do your fucking homework
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When you finally see someone you knows nudes on 4 chan hahahah op ur fucked im showing her and shell know who u r but you dont know who i am lelelellel .

Proof its her
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>>731342677

You tell her to fuck off that she is just like all the other whorish chicks out there and go hang out with your bro.
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>>731349546
see
>>731349434
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fuck her
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>>731343796
Don't fucking do it
bros before hoes
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>>731350902
That is the gayest thing anyone has ever said. Food before hoes? Acceptable. Money before hoes? Absolutely. But bros before hoes? Get outta here with that corny gay shit.
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>>731351014
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>>731343030
And kiss her deeply aftewards. Don't lean in slow to give her a chance to dodge it, make her taste her ass juice.
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>>731343649
That still doesn't change the fact that that phones firmware can't handle snapchat.
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>>731349546
PROOOF NOW SAUCE IT
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>>731343950
/thread
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Stop being a Virgin cuck and get on in there OP
You hit it good
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>>731342677
Think about it. Friend? Or pussy? the decision isn't hard.
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Decide for yourself and don't let virgin chucks decide your fate. Why did you tell her this even though they where still together?
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>>731343085
^^^this
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>>731344999
Dub trips confirm
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>>731346885
Is nobody going to point out that the top of her legs just vanish at the bottom of the picture?
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>>731345577
Double dubs confirm
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>>731353954
Maybe she is am amputee twin
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Op you're a fucking faggot
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>>731354333
Nice trips
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>>731345577
why dont you just tell your friend "hey your girl is trying to get back at you by fucking me you mind if i slam her and dump the shit out of her as soon as im done then we can hang out tomorrow and play some vidya and have a couple of beers?" if hes not cool with it then just dont do it and if he is then hate fuck the shit out of her since shes trying to be a slut just to get back at your friend i mean thats honestly what id do thats the kind of honesty you should have with a friend you want to keep around in the first place right?
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