Okay /b/, do I have a story for you. It has been YEARS since

>>731341455
no

>>731341455
Please don't.

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>load into her van, get ready for the two hour trip.
>Smoke a little, pop a xanny
>man going down the highway with the wind blowing, being high, talking and laughing, that was great
>I had no idea about the horrible shit that was about to happen, but I digress.
>friend and I are both chewing gum looking at each other
>letting the gum stretch out of our mouths, laughing about it
>Girlfriend "what the hell is going on back there??"
>we just laugh
>throwing shit at each other, raising hell
>John keeps playing the first part of that pop lock and drop it song with the horn
>over and over just to piss girlfriend off
>many keks were had
>we'll be getting there soon
>cont.

Don't listen to em. Continue. Always continue.

bumpiddydumpidddy

>>731342218
I'm doing my best to type these out. Just very anxious

>get to her campus, it's pretty big.
>I'd never really seen a college campus before, being a highschool fag
>walking around dorm, checking shit out.
>holy shit the girls there are beautiful.
>Some of them I'd eat a mile of their shitlogs just to get a whiff of their ass.
>pretty shy and also high, so I can't into talking to them much right now.
>we get into her dorm, she says she has to take a shit
>pretty comfortable around us, okay whatever.
>as she's in the bathroom John asks me if I can hold onto half the pills
>sure why not
>literaly hear girlfriend grunting taking a shit
>laugh hard
>she comes back out, john pokes fun at her
>before we leave I go to take a piss and the worst smell of shit I've ever smell is in there
>anyway, we leave and start walking around
>decide to go to a jimmy johns inside one of the buidings for mid afternoon lunch
>fuck yeah jimmy johns
>her friend, we'll call her Sara calls, wants to meet us
>cont.

Thread bumped.

Bibbity Bump

>>731342196
we said no, asshole

Keep going anon!

>>731343051
Continue

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>so we get to the jimmy johns, I order my classic
>beach club with no mayo because I'm not fucking disgusting
>sprouts and extra hot peppers fuck yeah
>we start eating, John tells some weird ass story about how he can communicate with his ferret through sensual touch
>ok
>halfway through the story his girlfriends eyes light up
>there's sara!
>I turn around and the most beautiful fucking girl I have ever seen is walking toward us
>tall, maybe 5'11" (I'm 6'1") short jet black hair down to her shoulders, dark lipstick
>maybe picture alice glass, that's pretty close
>fuck get this avocado off my lip
>Girlfriend introduces John and I, shake her hand
>H-hi, I'm anon
>I didn't actually stutter but I have no idea how I didn't
>shake her hand
>we all talk for awhile as we finish our food up
>keep noticing sara shooting me glances and giving a smile
>cont.

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>>731344447
So close to quintsssss

>>731344271
Bimp boomp bumperino

>>731343051
>Suddenly a group of niggers walk in the jimmy johns
>They suddenly grab me and slam me on the table
>They rip my pants off and start to tear into my anus with there massive black rock hard logs
>It hurts but the pain is euphoric
Cont.

>>731344620
Fuck off fake op

>>731344620
/thread

>>731344620
Best ending is best

>>731344620
>I'm sweating and it's tense the niggers keep on slamming into my boy hole and Sarah is laughing instead of helping
>A random waiter stand there with a rock hard cock saying this
>Looks like you've gotten the long john jimma John grandslam"

>>731344620
Fake OP
>Still funny
>laughed anyway

>>731344948
>niggers no no bounds
>use no lube
>my asshole starts bleeding
>savage nigger uses my blood as lube
>viking level shit
>never sat down the same again
>they finish with a huge bukkake all over my ass
>Sara laughs and calls me a fag

>>731344948
>long John jimma John gandslam

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaaa

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Ignore all fakes

>no fucking way, is she giving me the eyes?
>not bedroom eyes. Something else. I just met her. it can't be longing
>either way I'm longing for her pretty fucking hard at this point
>if you sniff my drift.avi
>she's asking me questions about my personal life
>at the time I played drums in a viking metal band
>she seemed super interested by it, I show her one of our songs on my phone
>eyes light up when she hears it, damn you play THAT?
>not even that good but okay
>I am getting super super into this girl after only knowing her for 20 min
>probably the xanax but I already feel comfortable
>well almost time for girlfriends band concert, let's go
>John and girlfriend walking ahead of us, we're split up in pairs
>make some joke about how much she looks like that girl from crystal castles
>she laughs and touches my arm
>maybe I am
>kek ok
>cont

>>731344948
>gets erection
>no fuking idea wy

>I scream like an autist.
>Throwing my arms in the air vigorously

>>731345406
>as the niggers leave i shout at them
>"mommy would never do this to me"
>at this point all of my "friends" are gone
>one of the niggers leaves their number?

Hurry up OP

>>731345209
>I wake up I'm hospital
>It was a dream
>My anus extremely
>Sarah in the room laughing give me those eyes
>If you sniff my drifft.Av nigger
>Laughing telling me I passed out after orgasing after nigger gangbang
>Then the same niggers brake into my hospital room somehow
>Round 2

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>>731345209
>so halfway through the concert, which is boring as shit by the way
>notice she has her body kind of pointed towards me
>her legs are crossed and her knee is touching mine
>DavidStumpgrinderIGetaBone.jpg
>concerts fucking over finally. It's about 8 pm.
>We're at a college, lets fucking party
>Go to this dumb ass frat house with a bunch of dudebros
>all actually kind of nice though
>Sara and I are off in a corner
>with all these dudebros around why the fuck is she into this long haired metalfag like me
>oh well, I'm not complaining
>she starts looking around like she's bored or something
>remember the xanax in my pocket
>ever try one of these?
>I am being stupid as fuck. We're drinking. Xanax and booze should not be mixed
>I pop one, she asks what they are what do they make you feel like blah blah
>she's reluctant but at the last second agreed to taking one
>here is where shit starts to go downhill
>cont.

>>731341455
PLEAZ SENPAI
MY BODI IZ REDI
FINISH LE STORI

>>731345955
Quit ruining the story you faggot

>>731345873
>these niggers were like little caesars for my asshole
>deep deep dish
>relentless
>notice the nigger that left his number was a no show
>pussy, more for them
>starting to enjoy it now

>>731345955
ohh boy, here we go

Cont pls

>>731346347
I'm trying but people keep talking about nigger rape

im dying op please finish this torture

>>731346399
just ignore them

>>731346399
lol

KEEP GOING AND IGNORE THE NIGGER RAPE POST

>>731346399
Hurry up I wanna go jerk off

>>731346186
>My eyes tear up as 3 nigger dicks enter my autistic asshole
>I scream at the top of my lungs for more

>>731346399
Nigger rape story is honestly the only reason I'm still here...your story is sooo fucking gay and it's taking forever. The deep dish nigga dick is the better story

ignore the shitposters and continue pls, benzos lead to crazy stories and I wanna hear it

>>731346598
>they do as i ask
>but with no mercy
>there was no going back
>once you go black
>you may never go back

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>>731344948

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>>731345955
>maybe 45 minutes later, (this is around 10 or so I want to say)
>I can tell she is SUPER fucked up.
>I wanted to give this girl the bone but it wouldn't be right
>whisper I'll be right back and she gives me a slow kiss on the lips
>I go into the bathroom to take a piss, once again it reeks of shit
>say out loud damn was girlfriend in here?
>hear john laugh hard from the other side of the house
>all the sudden
>CAMPUS POLICE EVERYONE COME TO THE FRONT YARD NOW
>I have all these FUCKING pills, I am drunk and underage, this is not fucking happening
>panic like a complete fucktard, I'm not getting a charge
>literally open the window and jump out, just book it as fast as I can
>worry about friend and girlfriend
>worry about sara
>I am a coward but I was saving my ass
>get back to her dorm after twenty minutes of walking, feels like forever
>get into her room and just lay on the bed
>pass out
>suddenly lights turn on and I jolt awake
>cont.

Im just waiting for this to go to sleep op pls

>>731346818
>i am surrounded by naked niggers
>the same three as before
>they tell me to bend over and i bend to their will
>they enter my anus with the force of 1000 curb stomps
>i realize if i let them finish, they will actually split me in two
>the dicks were that big
>i knew i had to stop them
>but it felt so right

>>731346818
> the niggers have returned and this time they brought Robin Williams with them for the fun
>cum instantly

>>731346738
>All three niggers bust a load in my ass
>With each throbbing squirt my ass clinched for life
>The only thing I had hope for were my chicken tendies my mother makes me

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>>731346818
This is getting pretty good.. keep going.

>>731346818
>with the light on
>two niggers take my ass
>blood mixes with nigger precum
>my ass explodes with cum
>nigger reacharound cum nigger bricks

>>731346818
>I smell feces with every breath i take
>turn around and I see a fat cop unzipping his pants
>He grins a retard grin and licks his chops
>Liquid shit pours down his briefs
>"You're mine now little boy"

>>731347073
>Not just any Robin Williams. The robot one.
>With titanium 9 inch cock he smacks my left ass cheek

>>731347273
>Infont of lawn now
>The moon cold and blue
>If you driiffffft mu sniggg.pjd nigger
>OGGA NOGA BOOGA
>I hear this a thunderous war cry
>The niggers have come back for my innocent anus
>Sarah is looking at me
>Then orders the barage of nigger to ravage my already defeated boy hole
>Its hot
>2 nigger cocks streching my hole to the qausisphere
>Making me in two

>>731347219
>I realize that not even my mummies tendies could save me now, they stole them
>typical nigger activity
>they start tenderizing my ass with the tendies
>better then getting ripped into halves
>they all finish and leave
>i can't sleep at night, lord knows i'll wake up on both sides of the bed
>they could strike at any time
>i fear for my life to this day

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd like to hear more about the three niggers.

>>731346818
hurry up I'm tired!

Fucking funniest shit I've ever read on here holy shit

>>731344033
no, YOU said no. asshole.

OP continue pls

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>>731346818
>It's john and girlfriend
>Thank fuck anon, where were you??
>I lept out the window. What happened?
>Apparently police made everyone come outside and leave
>no arrests made, thankfully
>Wait, what happened with Sara??
>Girlfriend said they didn't see her with everyone else but there was mass confusion
>I should have said earrlier that the house was pretty fucking big even for a frat house
>there were probably over a hundred people there but give or take on that.
>you get the idea anyway
>eventually pass out
>had a really great dream of giving the dick to Sara
>wake up, we eat some breakfast.
>I inquire about Sara again, I actually really like this girl and I feel bad about ditching
>also stil worried
>Oh she will be fine anon, we've been to a shit ton of parties together and she handles herself well
>but the xanax though
>Suddenly LOUD ASS pounding on dorm door
>Police department. Open up.
>cont.

I've gotta go to bed. Someone screencap this and post it on leddit so I can read more about the 3 niggers tomorrow.

>>731347552
>Sobbing into my Naruto body pillow
>I only think about those chicken tendies
>My mom won't cook me anymore. Not this late at night
>I need to learn how to use a microwave

>>731347783
>I open but its not the police
>Its the niggers
>They force there way in
>They force there way into my hole
>The logs just keep on coming

>>731347613
you're in luck Anon.
>I hear steps up my stairs
>they're here
>and they're armed
>or 'dicked'
>I dont see lube on any of them
>dear god
>i scramble for anything i can find
>a shitpost?
>tendies?
>no
>I must use my faggot powers to repel these niggers
>i put on my turbo fedora/trilby combo
>i pull out my katana
>they are no match
>they laugh at me?
>on of the niggers fucking shoots me in the leg
>the usual activities occur
>hurts less this time?
>the nigger that left his number is here
>HE HAS LUBE!
>my hero
>we get married after they all jizz on my ass
>one of the niggers is a pastor after all
>we ride off into the sunset
>?

I give up. Thanks for ruining shit faggots.

>>731348079
thanks for being a faggot, faggot.

>>731348079
Man I wanna know what happens. Dont let these shit posters ruin it bro.

still here, pleeeeaaase carry on the story (not the nigger one, as beautiful as it was)

>>731348079
fake and gay
i hope

>>731348079
Thank God cuz your story sucked 3 nigger dicks

>>731348079
please anon please continue

>>731348177
Dubs says continue with the real story.

>>731348079
Finish it it's like a porno with a plot I must know how it ends

Please continue OP, I'm genuinely interested in this story

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>>731348258
Kek

>>731348079
Please continue op. Been staying up for this story.

>>731348079
goddammit FINISH OP

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Fucking fine. Here you go.

>what the fuck? Girlfriend looks at both of us, john and I look at each other.
>Shit is racing through my mind. what could have happened
>Thoughts of coming on this god forsaken site come into mind
>could she have said I raped her?
>no that's ridiculous, she only kissed me for a second.
>sure she was fucked up but she wasn't that type of girl
>even worse pops into my head. No fucking way she died right?
>I mean you don't mix xanax and alcohol because you end up not remembering shit
>not because it kills you. Right?
>the next thing that popped into my head was somehow they knew about the xanax
>John and I still had a shit ton on us
>plus like a half ounce of weed still
>either way my life is over. I know in my heart this has something to do with me
>Girlfriend walks over to door, opens it up. I'm dead
>What the fuck? That isn't a police officer
>It's fucking Andy Sixx
>He points directly at me. What's happening?
>He turns around, and spreads his delicious pink chocolate starfish
>Something inside me tells me to get down and press my lips to it
>Girlfriend and john start clapping
>A huge, warm, creamy dreamy and delicious log of shit pushes out and starts slidding down my throat
>It's fucking heaven
>swallow it right then and there, sara walks into the doorway.
>I'm so proud of you anon. Kisses me deeply

Later I found out the only reason she kissed me was to get a taste of Andy's shitlog. I couldn't be mad though, who
could blame her? The end.

>>731348258
kek'd

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This thread entertains me

PLEASE FINISH OP, I WILL SIT THROUGH 100s OF NIGGER DICK STORIES JUST TO HEAR YOURS

>>731348508
lord knows OP did

>>731348432
yee haw cowboy, you sure did get me

>>731348432
What happened with you anus and the group of niggers
>If you sniff my driff.nigger

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>>731348432

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>>731348432
*Claps with 2 nigger dicks*

>>731348432
If this is op.
Good job.
My jimmies have been rustled

This thread is gold

Keep it rolling OP. Ignore the nig posts.

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>>731348432
If actually OP, good job, you sad sack of shit. You kept me up for nothing.

>>731348838
Youre fucking telling me

the nigger posts are the best

>>731348432
i hope you die
unlike this sara hoe

OP pls...

rip?

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>>731341455
>Faggot Op tries to write Andy Six shit pasta.
>Gets derailed by nigger dick.

>>731349919
More like I got fed up of the nigger cock and changed the ending to something more of everyone's taste

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>>731350120
Ignore them anon and post the real story

>>731350120
Sure you did bud, sure you did.

dont break my hearth op

>>731350789
I am sorry friend. Blame the nigger cocks

>>731350965
well u posted it on b/ u know this could happen

Stop begging this bitch. The story sucked anyway including his ending. The nigger dicks were the best part.

>>731350965
finish it properly you faggot

Op can we please just get the real ending? I liked your story, dude.