Tinder thread? I've only gotten laid a few times on tinder

A few times?!
I paid for that shit, spend hours and hours on it, not too bad looking since I can get girls decent IRL and never got anything out of tinder..

I had no luck on there is get tons of matches but no one would meet up. Then I gave up and started just bullshitting girls. I started pretending I had a much better job than I did and the flood gates opened up. Nothing turns girls on more than money

try /soc/

also as long as you're white and decent looking, you will get laid. if you're not, you better have a lot of money / be flaunting in your pics otherwise no woman is gonna match with you.

also for convos, you should just get straight to the point, no point in dicking around the bush, i'm sure you've seen most women are 'not into hook ups' on tinder, and you'll find a lot that are not, but if that's all you're after, you have to tell them straight up, it's rare that you can talk your way into their panties, and I doubt OP can since he's saying his convos die and he doesn't have a good bio/opener.

>>731331847
Well I haven't been laid on tinder at ALL yet. Met chicks off craigslist but that's all.

>>731332207
well I'm on a college campus, so that definitely helps, the best way to do it that I've found is to smoke them up, pick a show or something on netflix, then cuddle while you watch. After like 3 episodes netflix usually asks if you're still there and pauses itself. That's when you go in for the make out.

>>731332758
>"smoke them up"

wut?

>>731333053
Smoke weed with them

I haven't ever had any luck with that fucking app. Maybe its because all women are whores and can't see past a middling fatboy's greasy ponytail and tell that in all actuality I'm the dirty milk of human waste completely shaped. It was founded with the madness that I was crazy and built my feces. During the wedding ceremony the native Christ is a child beggar, a pedophile Beginning of the ritual singing! Nine months later, irrefutable, the acatematic skull of the anatomical skull faced with a stinking fever fever go back to the mother and smear the Congoid ruin of the village of dust.

>>731333053
beta detected

>>731333274
what the fuck did I just read?

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>>731333053

>>731333274
I know that feel, bro.

Just started Tinder haven't gotten laid yet but I'm having fun swiping.

>>731331847
i just had a 2 year relationship from tinder that ended a 2 days ago.
literally all that time, and without any warning whatsoever i get "i like this guy at work, were done" over text.
bitches crazy.

Ive been using it too and havent got very many matches. I dont know what im doing wrong lol, I dont think im that unattractive either.. fuuuuck

If i were the world trade center and you were a middle eastern extremist group id fall for you all over again.

>>731332758
jesus that sounds terrible

you sound young as shit

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>>731335205

your relationship came from tinder.

pretty good sign this was coming, no?

>>731331847
Listen to me you beta faggot. Listen good. The way you get chicks on Tinder is shitposting. You treat them them just like any other anon here. Just dial it back a bit. Say shocking sexual shit. Fuck with them. I swear to you, you'll have them eating out of your hands. Just make sure you always make plans with them 24-48 hours from first contact. And you're well on your way to getting laid on a weekly basis

>>731335376
I'm 21

how do i get on tinder and fuck local bitches without getting caught by my girlfriend.

Hi! I'm a lady. I used to use tinder. I'll tell you what makes a difference. Don't post fishing pictures. Don't use a gym picture as the main picture. Girls see through that. It's douchey. Also, don't only use pictures of you with other people. We get it, you're social. It's really annoying not being able to tell whose tinder profile it is. Don't put that you're only looking for hookups in your bio, and don't tell girls that if they ask. Just say you're open to anything.

Y not
https://youtu.be/83iFyDAPDXI

What makes a good bio that girls are into? I dont think im that unattractive that hardly anybody would match with me

>>731336286
(Cont.)
Don't talk about what you're looking for in a girl. Especially physical expectations. It always comes off really weird. Just talk about your interests. If you don't have a passion, exaggerate. Just inflate something. Like you LOVE reading and you're a film enthusiast. Don't say you like going on adventures. Super common. Super gay. Talk about cool, specific things you like doing. Like going to concerts and try new restaurants.

>>731335587
no actually. things were amazing. until literally one day it was like a switch flipped and i was talking to a different person. like we were ganna move in together, start a family all that shit. and in one day, i got "i like this other guy, were done" no emotion or anything about all the time we spent together. like met her family, they love me etc etc. shes just fucked

>>731331847
Tinder is a waste of time.

It was the shit 3-4 years ago when it was new, now it's full of bots and people who either deleted the app, don't check the app, or don't reply.

>>731336806
Then call her parents to 'say good bye' because she left you for some other guy at work with no warning, makes her look like a slut, she'll hate that. Make her suffer

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>>731336673
How could I improve

>>731336673
so my bio shouldn't be a bunch of shitposts?

>>731336934
Beard if you can grow one. No mirror selfies, it's tacky for a guy (yes girls can do it and get away with it but thats because guys dont give a shit about it. girls do) because they're cunts)

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Man yesterday I fucked my first trap from Tinder.

She was a gorgeous 22 year old latina. Really, hotter than most Tinder hook-ups I had. I swiped right because I actually thought she was a girl. When we matched I entered her profile and saw she was a TS.

And being the degenerated /b/tard that I am I sent her a message which she responded and yesterday I told her I would like to meet her and she said ok. Said that we should grab some beers in my apartment and she said ok. Picked her up and went to my place. She was absolutely cute and I fucked her mad.

Pick related it's her.

>>731337136
i just did it so i could fit my cat in it but okay ill work on that. Ive tried growing a beard but i think it looks pretty weak lol

>>731336919
done and done. lived with her grandma. but talked to her mom too which really liked me.
they just apologized to me and my parents too.think they were sad to see me go, said they loved me

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>>731336806

better off without a crazy bitch like that. be glad she pulled it now instead of a year after you get married and has your baby and takes two thirds of your life for 20 years.

>>731337206
GG man

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>>731337206

cool story bro.

>>731336806
good riddance

fuck that bitch

>>731336934
Okay. So the part where you list music, beer, hockey. Take out the emojis, and write it in full sentences. Elaborate so you sound like an interesting person. I'm not implying that you aren't, but your profile makes you sound less interesting. Say what kind of music, what kind of beer, what you like doing while drinking, your favorite hockey team etc. Also, it's a fact women are more attracted to men who aren't smiling in pictures. Your pictures are good, but the main one matters the most. Take a flattering selfie (fucking hate that word) where you're not smiling. Or find a good picture of yourself where you're not smiling.

>>731337328
The first response to you wasn't written by me. Don't listen to it. Might not be a straight/bi female giving you advice.

>>731337206
any moar pics?

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>>731337509
>>731337392

Thanks dude. I asked her if she also did escort services (after it was clear that she thought cute and of course would not charge me) and she said $300. I just bought her a hot-dog lol. I plan to see her again.

>>731337720
Sure

>>731337989
After she thought I was cute*

>>731336934
How could you not improve? Tacky ass dirty hat. Pics are weird. Spread open legs? Get a haircut. Corny ass bio. Cmon fam

>>731337989

She's cute keep em coming

>>731337206
>she
faggot

>>731337989
>her
>she

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Any thoughts?

>>731336283
You don't dumbass

>>731336934
More kitties \(^-^)/
More kitties \(^-^)/
More kitties \(^-^)/

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>>731338204
>/b/
>fuck off

>>731338063
k

>>731338398
Your main picture is good. Don't know about the other ones man

>>731338581
super passable for tinder nice

>>731338628
I think the opposite, too goofy of a smile tbh.

>>731337383
He has a point.

>>731332758
So netflix and chill is the best you got... goddamit b/

>>731338884
it works though

>>731338684
>>731338628

This is the purgatory I always seem to be in :/

>>731338581
>>731337989
>>731337206

any more?

>>731337206
>>731337989

What was it like? Did it feel weird or gay during or after? Was she a better fuck than girls are? Did you get poop on your dick? Did she fuck your ass?

>>731339179
This
And you used a condom right? Otherwise enjoy ass aids

>>731338398
I'm a lady! The main picture is no bueno. It looks like the rest are good. Use on of those. You need to write a LOT more in your bio.

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Here's my profile

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>>731339683
Here's the bio

>>731339683
If you're going for the funny angle, you have to be hilarious.

Nobody wants to date a semi-funny stoner.

>>731339683
I think you might attract an undercover cop. Leave the drug talk when your chatting

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>>731339414
replace it with this?

>>731339683
OH MY GOD. Write a longer, more specific bio. Add every detail you can think of. Women pay just as much attention to the words of not more attention.

Fucking whores. Only problem I'm having is running out of places to bury the bodies.

>>731339885
YES. Way better.

>tfw never gotten laid off tinder
I can't get past "hello". Like wtf do I talk about? My wow toons? My $30 tf2 backpack?

>>731339901
Post a big old fake example for the plebs. Being you are an expert an all

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>>731339901
Yeah good point what about my pics though

>>731339885
What movies? What music? It gives girls something to relate to and talk to you about when you message her.

>>731338398

Ass fucking?

>>731340052
Connect with similar interests. Try not to dig too hard into convo. It gets stale and dull. Invite them out to something casul and non-threatening. Its much better all around in person

>>731340136
Get rid of picture number two and make picture number three the main one.

>>731340052
samefag here
Also should my goal be to get over to their place? Or like go meet them for a drink?

>>731340230
Like coffee? or a bar?

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>>731339179
Fuck no man! She talked like a girl, smelled like a girl, kissed like a girl, even had the perfect height for mine. I wouldn't even think she'd had a dick until I saw it and it was way smaller than me. She had the smoothest legs and the cutest hips.
And yeah she was a better fuck than most, but most of them won't let you fuck them in the ass so it was nice to be able to do that. No poop and she didn't fuck me, but who knows maybe later.

>>731339359
Of course I used a condom.

>>731339082
Yup

>>731340136
Make 3 your main. Your look pretty young in your current number 1

>>731337383
>>731337547
thanks guys. and yeah i agree.still has me fucked up pretty bad tho. dont know how to trust anyone again after that. like if you can make something that real for that long and then flip on a dime, how do i know whats actually real

>>731340076
That sounds like a lot of work. I've pretty much covered all the make and break shit.
-no group pictures
-main picture shouldn't have a smile
-long specific bio including:
-LISTS! List the music and movies you like.
-talk about all of the interesting fun shit you do(concerts, restaurants, clubs, nature shit)
-don't post pictures with girls
-no fishing or gym pictures
-in no way should you try to be cute or quirky

>>731340146
>Anonymous 05/03/17(Wed)00:25:38 No.731340330 ▶


like genres of music or artists?

idk what to talk about....

>>731340284
Done, but shouldn't I have more than three pictures?

>>731339414
tits or gtfo

>>731340697
Artists and specific movies.

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help me improve /b

hiding name and profile because internet

>someone will probably get bored and find me anyways

>>731340774
Not really. 3 is a good enough number. I just wouldn't do less than three.

>>731337330
Heh stupid slut, her fam will think she's a super slut now and will probably give her shit over it and give the new guy shit for breaking it up.

>>731340774
You got any other pictures you feel comfortable with? Throw em up.

>>731340677
Is this for dating or just getting laid?

>>731340330
Yeah exactly. Talk gets stale quickly. Get em comfortable, shoot a few jokes, make em laugh and go out and enjoy

>>731340829
Put your height at the top. Aren't no shame

>>731340829
Don't be self deprecating! That can(possibly) be funny in person, but it doesn't translate well in a bio. It comes off as pathetic. List your favorite movies, musical artists, and favorite types of foods. Say the last concert or sporting event or movie that you went to.

>>731341004
Either. You don't know if you'll like her until you meet her. Even if girls just want to fuck, they want to fuck someone fun. So the advice applies about the bio. I used to hook up on Tinder. I would know.

>>731340677
I would imagine women woudln't want to read a giant ass list of shit you post. What does that even leave for conversation when you chat?

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Opinions?

>>731340829
>>731341094

Shouldnt have height unless you're at least 6ft, girls dont want a short guy (and yes this is coming from a 5'11 guy). They want at least a 6ft guy even if they're 5'2, fucken cunts they are.

>>731341324

Take an actual picture of yourself.

>>731340829
Good god anon. If your goal was to make them run far and fast you NAILED it. Delete everything on this disgusting mess and be creative. Be original and actually sound somewhat interesting. This shit reeks boring beta.

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>>731333053

LOL

>>731341323
Women like talking. They'll see something you both like and talk about it in detail. Chatting options are endless. You're overthinking it. Talk with a girl the way you would talk to a friend. They like that. Being taken seriously. Contrary to popular belief, girls don't only like being complimented on their physical appearance. BIG TIP. Never make a physical compliment the first thing you say. It's shallow and makes you look like an asshole. Have a conversation about something else before you say anything like that.

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>>731341460
Better, anon?

>>731341324
CHANGE YOUR MAIN FUCKIJG PICTURE. I wouldn't hesitate passing that shit. Jesus!!!

>>731341559
this. cringed at 5' 10"

>>731336934
Stop being a faggot.

>>731336934
god that's a gay default

>>731332639
Does meeting chicks on craigslist actually still work?

>>731336934
you look like a pepe spinoff meme in your second photo.

I've had better luck with my local craiglist page honestly. Definitely gotten' more pussy that way.

I guess I need a new face or better pictures

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HOW DO I GET A GIRL TO DO THINGS TO ME WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO DO THINGS TO HER?

>>731342820
Seriously?! Craigslist... Are you putting up posts? I can imagine that being a cesspool

>>731341815
Wait so I shouldn't open with a corny as fuck pick up line?

>>731342998
You know, women talk shit about dudes. Selfish in bed=bad in bed. You're going to get made fun of. There are men that I hate that I would definitely fuck again because they ate me out so much/so well. You can die knowing you'll never make a girl cum so hard she cries.

>>731343176
Pick up lines are a huge turn off.

>>731336806

Lireally the same thing happened to me. We fucking travelled to Europe together. And out of fucking nowehere she decides to be a different person. And the worst part is that their wasn't any other guy.

>>731343045
>I can imagine that being a cesspool
It is. I know a couple who met on CL and ended up getting married. No idea how they beat those odds.

>>731343045
generally get better results by posting, but I do BOTH. reply and post

most of the women around here are whales, but occasionally I get lucky and get a normal girl

not sure if it's good for dating, only have had 2 serious girls and most of the others (around another 10 aside from those 2) have been drinking/fucking friends

>>731343371
You probably did or said something that made her change her mind about you. How to get a woman to want to marry you: go down on her all the time and bring vibrators in the bedroom

>>731343468
When you post are we talking like a dick pic or do you show your face?

>>731343371
women are weird. and so are guys i guess.

not even a year ago, I was in a three year relationship with this girl. Same as you, went overseas, stayed at my place while in college, etc. Then one day she just ghosted me. No explanation. And the thing is, that I realized and you will too, girls especially while young and in thier prime tend to not want to be tied down. Being a women is being given a currency that the opposite sex does not have, making thier opportunities boundless. Most pretty girls know this, and by around the time they hit 18 and they are in the 8-10/10 range, unless you are rich, theres no keeping her

>>731343344
I mean it beats "hey", should i go with something like >>731335642 said? A lot of girls don't really give you much to work with for a bio

>>731340829
Start over. No height. That was basically saying you have a 6" cock

>>731341559

please help, got cucked by a shitty life and only girlfriend while 6-7/10 was bat shit crazy and cried rape about a year and half after we broke up on me and two other guys she dated after that...so much shit got me fuckd up

>>731335376

Fuck, whats wrong with smoking some weed? It's the only time I have been able to 100% score off tinder. Just makes them relax, say some funny shit so they realise your not a full weirdo and next minute your getting your dick sucked.

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Here to help. Just take pictures similiar to mine and you will all get around 50% likes, Handsome face might help.

>>731336283

Impossible her dumb buddies probably have tinder.

>>731343312
You probably never did shit for a guy hypocrite, just took all the pleasure and gave them a flappy hole to fuck when it's their turn.

>>731333274

Calm down Dostoevsky.

>>731336283
The only way is if you already had tinder before dating her.

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>>731339805
Is this a better bio? I always figured people didn't read them

>>731344548
Much better

>>731343641

no, never dick pic or face

a general well thought out post about what I'm looking for and seem picky so that everyone is interested.

i only exchange pictures after they send me one, and even then it's iffy because people nowadays also have fake 'real' picture


if I'm looking to hookup I don't straight up say it because even women who want to don't want to think about it that way, so I'll post something like 'looking for hangout buddy or drinking buddy'
and that is generally what leads to sex so it's understood on both parts but you still get replies


if you straight up say hook up women tend to reply less and be less open about meeting

>>731344548
No

>>731332453

You just switched up my whole tinder game. Fucking genius post right there.

>>731344058
You look like a fucking dweeb with your fake movie star smile boy.

Would it hurt to mention if I've never dated? (On the bio or on a date)

I'm only talking about this one thing, not my physical appearance or depth of the rest of my profile.

>>731344769
What needs to change?

>>731344548
yeah, just be normal with the bios. do the crazy shit on the actual conversation. Not sure if stating that you smoke weed is a good choice. It's good to state that in person.

>>731345138
It would count against you. Fake it till you make it anon.

>>731345138
if you say it on a date its fine but not on your bio

>>731345153
Stand out. Be funny or rich or something. I get more ass than I possibly should and my profile is autistic as fuck

>>731345272
Yeah fuck lies, like really fuck lying, even if it gets me "ahead".

>>731345321
Thanks.

>>731344548
too long, snooze fest my man.

>>731345219
I live in MA though and in my area its more common than drinking

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hows this?

>>731344548

Change to

6' 2"
Wu-tang clan ain't nuthing ta fuck wit

>>731344980
Don't you think I know that? But girls like it so I don't give a shit.

>>731345528
dude... emoji's blllliiuuuuuuurrghhhhh

>>731345138
I once had a chick pursue me because she knew I was a virgin. I feel like that's pretty rare though.

>>731345528
Perfect!

But you forgot about the part where you are a dj, but you dont have a board and never been to a show

>>731345649
true say

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>>731345153
This is mine. Like I said literally autistic but girls hmu all the time and usually don't even beat around the bush. Unfortunately I'm jaded and the one girl I finally wanted is an 18yo ftm escort and I'm a red pilled asshole who thinks trannys are mentally ill soooo...

>>731345528
fucking justin timberlake looking motherfucker. you'll do fine

>>731345777
thx for giving me luck

>>731345619
Women love my shit though. Of course i am in korea and i can be picky, but every time swipe right i match

>>731345694
Was she one?

>>731345870
Fuck no. Massive slut.

>>731345864
show pics

>>731345694
I lost my virginity because i told her i was a virgin. Still fucked her better than her fiance ever could, and she made sure to tell me. That's the first time me and my wife of 12 years had sex. Now we have two boys, own our own home, 2 dogs, and we fuck who we want when we find time with each others approval.

>>731346008
How did you know? Can you tell if a girl is a virgin/lying about it?

>>731346331

>virgin detected

>>731346331
She was really flirty with everyone, so I had my suspicions. Confirmed when friends caught her making out with a dude at a party and watched them leave together.

>>731346600
No shit, now help me or kindly fuck off.

>>731346625
Ouch.

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>>731346643
>Wanting help from a /b/tard

>newfag detected

Anyways, i'm sure another kind individual will help you, i've got to snort some pills. I'll be on standy for you virgin

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How's my bio?

>>731347027
Well dick, I would leave out the height part for sure

>>731346953
>durr I was longer den u here
>Because /b/tards don't have different stories to tell

Thanks anyway. Have fun with the piffle sniffle.

>>731340436
never trust a bitch ever

never trust anyone

>>731347142
i agree, im a manlet, but either way theyre gonna find out right? lol

>>731347027
Cancer dude. Gay as aids.

>>731346849
Meh. We went out a couple times, wasn't like we were a couple or whatever. Might have hurt if I had ended up fucking her, but I didn't. Looking back now I wish I had though. She was hot.

>>731337206
>her
>she
kek

>>731347380
Yeah but let that be after you charm them. Women are retarded. They'll write you off immediately for that. If you make them wet and wanting they won't care when that time comes. I'm shorter than you and do just fine

>>731347422
what would you suggest i change?

>>731336673
Well your first post was trash, but your second post was spot on.

>average girl detected

>>731338398
you look like a fucking drama major

>>731339885
how about a MANLY picture? got any of yourself sweating? with maybe only a jockstrap on?

>just did OVER9000 captchas about street signs
>mfw

>>731347819
THE FUCKING HEIGHT PART

>>731350169
God damn that's funny shit, I actually heard your comment.

>>731350169
No shit, that's been established lol but are there any parts that are also shit that you suggest changing?

>>731350506
Also the first part, most girls want you to message them not vice versa

>>731351025
true, ty

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>>731331847
Alright. How is this?

>>731351345
Emoticon things.

If you don't carry a spy kid's watch you are not a REAL technologist.

Just like any dude out there seems boring.

Guitarist is cool but plans for the future can be iffy.
I don't know shit, but those look wrong to my stupid eye.

>>731351345
get rid of the ayyyyyy and the emojis. Also get rid of the Technologist part

Is it alright to go straight to a point? We all know what we all want

>>731352824
Might as well. Don't fumble with the bush, just pick at it.

>>731336283
I have 3 years experience with this..
Basically as soon as you match them, find their facebook and block them. They can't see your shit and won't be able to look you up either.

Admittedly I was in a long distance relationship so it was pretty easy not to get caught

One of her friends saw me on there and screenshotted my profile, was almost game over but managed to talk my way out of it by making a fake facebook profile with my pictures and telling her it was a bot using my stuff to catfish

>>731336934
Faceswap all your pics with Ryan Gosling

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>>731351607
>>731351826
Alright. Let's try again. Some I just deleted or spoofed with. I'm Trying to make it normie status, not boring, and trying to make it get me matches.

>>731353309
Seems much better. Again I don't know shit.

>>731347380
Internet hoes are literally retarded. Put 5'9 at least, dumb bitches won't realize.

>>731331847
If you're just looking to get laid, lying about literally everything is your best bet. The women on tinder are dumber than dirt; you could probably get away with saying you're a fucking space marine.

>>731339885
johnny franck?

>>731354176
This.
I changed a buddy's profile as a prank, just wrote shit about being a shark wrangler and about how he rescues puppies from lions and shit, then photoshopped his head onto some buff gymrat fucker I found on the internet.

I thought I was being a prick. Fucker gets more hits with the bullshit profile then he did with a real bio. Dude's probably like 7/10 and a prettyboy so that helps I guess.

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Thoughts /b/?

>>731353309
CS and future musician?

I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and for those ten seconds--or less--I'm free.

I sing in the car. You might see that. It's pretty intense and cool.

I sell cars, so message me for the hookup. It's cool if you aren't into me. I put that paper over all, I thought you knew that. I been workin, I'm up in here with some change to throw.

I'm looking for someone to share stuff

-have photos where you are NOT looking at the camera.

how do i bypass the SMS error? I think I was banned. when I try and sign up for a new account i cannot verify phone

>>731354901

You're 6'3". That's all you'll need to get a girl on tinder.

>>731355876
Things run a little different in New Zealand my /b/ro.

Even 6/10 girls expect the standards of a 8/10

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Judge me. Anthem choice too ironic?

>>731331847
enjoy STDs

>>731356437
what the fuck are you trying to attract? a doritos eating neckbeard of a man?

>>731356079

Come to the States then. You're accent can get you any girl you want.

>>731356437
speaking of anthems, is Holland 1945 a bad or a good one?

>>731356437
I won't talk about anything else my eyes just witnessed but what the fuck does being as white as it gets on the inside mean?

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Opinions?

>>731339885
Sad macklemore / 10

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>>731357123

Bio to go with pics

>>731357123
Dudley forehead slouch fryingpan face random tagging phoneman.

>>731337206
>>731337989
>>731338581
Thats Yessenia Bailey

>>731357195
>a dank meme a day keeps the normies away
If your goal is to stay a virgin forever, this profile is excellent.

c https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

>>731356537
believe it or not i got one from a girl on tinder, but i still want pussy

>>731357771
Luckily the interests don't actually show up unless they are mutual

>>731336934
I know there is text there but it just reads like "I love the dick". All photos are shit. You need one showing you not fat. One face, can have cat in the back. One hobby or social, but your face must still be visible.

>>731343855
Are women just terrible people?

>>731358935
Absolutely. Greedy and ignorant of personality flaws.

>>731358935
Yes but only westernized women, there are still decent ones overseas.

>>731340829
Wanna be cool together?

I'm into old WW2-era guns and the guitar, hope to learn to play it some day, for now it looks nice on the wall. I like history, and while my friends say I'm whimsical and lazy, I prefer to think of it as spontaneous and well rested. Hit me up, currently looking to expand friendwise, or we could even be lovers if you feel pretty.
No fat chicks.

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What think b?

>>731339414
Tits or gtfo whore!

Is smoking a turn off?

>>731359495
honestly you are a good looking dude who dresses well. Why the fuck do you need /b/s advice for this shit m8

My Tinder bio was: "Chef at Wendy's". And thats it. Shit actually worked. Chicks got a kick out of it.

>>731359960
>thinking /b/ is a single opinion
>thinking people who got the snazz don't come here at all
>making other anons greentext points at you

>>731333053
hickory works best

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>>731360131
Thanks, feels good
Just funny seeing some of these fags profiles >>731357123
>>731344058
>>731341864
I wanted to see if people could poke fun at mine too if I was ok!

>>731360437
Don't thank me, I never did a thing for you, just shot the other guy with green. Your first pic makes you have marplemouth and fnerb-nose. But damn those are great pics...

>>731336934
Take off your stupid hat.

>>731359835
cigarettes are, weed is usually not

I spam right everyday for the past month. Only match with bots, crack heads and single mothers of 4. No one worth the time yet.

>>731345694
I only had sex once with the girl that took my virginity. Hooked up for 6 months with the second girl. She said it was hot that I was inexperienced when we started fooling around and kinda wished she had gotten to take my virginity.

>>731344548
That doesn't tell me who you are. At all.

It just tells me what you like.

>>731345528
Show butt to us.

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>>731333053
Get a load of this dork.

>>731359495
Some one make fun of mine come on! Nothing to improve?
Ok what about my bio /b?
>>731360703
>>731360131

It just says : Foreign student English Spanish Italian French
Should I add something more? Detail it out more?
Either that or I'll just go back to making fun of others profiles!

Come fags everyone post your profile now!

>>731331847
all you need to do, OP is:
>git gud

>>731342721
>actually still work
the question m8 is did it ever?

>>731342753
Kek'd so hard

>>731333053
light them on fire of course

>>731333274
oh God my sides
wut have u done to me

>>731333053
KEK

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Thoughts?

>>731336934
I like the word-play of hikes and motorbikes but I don't believe that the majority of time is what you spend on them. Beer and dumb-sports is more plausible.

>>731336673
>Don't say you like going on adventures
can I instead say that I like watching goat porn with a super tight cock ring?

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Bitches love spring

>>731338453
>More kitties
waaaay less kitties... too many kitties already

>>731339683
100% cringy please try a new angle.

>>731360437
>Thanks, feels good Just funny seeing some of these fags profiles

That pretentiousness and arrogance is probably a bigger impediment to the progression of your carreer than you realise.

t. Deputy Head of Human Resources for my cities branch of a top 3 professional services firm.

>>731360317
lmao

How can I use Tinder if I don't have any photos of myself? How to get started?

>>731362385
You look fucking extra stupid when you smile with only half your face you cringy cunt.

>>731362653
Prebby sure you need a facebook account (dw it doesnt show up at all on fb). Thats all you need. You dont actually need photos. BUT if you dont have photos i garauntee you will NEVER get a match. The competition for guys is insane. Chicks can just pic the biggest chads so if you dont have a photo youll just get swiped left.

do you get more matches with a bio?

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>>731362385
Ahhhhha ahahhahahAhHAHAHAAHhaHAhahAhahahhaahha Hha
Faggot!

>>731363010
>>731362385
Thats what you look like by the way! Hahahaha
KEK hard

>>731362775
Yeah I know how it works. No usable photos on FB, they're all either old as fuck or otherwise unsuitable for Tinder

and supposedly mirror selfies are the worst

fuck it i'm going for wizard powers

>>731363236
>if you have a social group: next time you have a social thing with them bring your phone and get them to take photos of you guys 'having fun'

>if no social group: go somewhere interesting like a hiking trail, the local zoo or a local lookout with a nice view and take a selfie - the animals/ nice view will give you the excuse to take a selfie without looking like a dick

If that doesnt suit your fancy, then just do a mirror shot man, better than nothing.

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Opinions /b/ro's

>>731363449
this is actually helpful advice, thanks /b/ro

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>>731331847
Here's my Bio

>>731363672

Remove pictures 5 and 6

>>731363697
No worries desu :^)

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Bio comments?

>>731363703

Change your name from Joshua you sound like a 12 year old

>>731363769

5 and 4*

>>731363823
Unfortunately I can't change the name, won't let me change it as it's hooked to FB

>>731363944
Yeah but read the bio, chicks find it funny all the time though..

>>731331847
I really need to know a way of going about getting laid on Tinder whilst in a relationship.

I don't want my GF to know I'm on there, so I've started an account under an alias FB, but I can't have a profile pic, because I'd get ratted by her friends who I occasionally see on there...

And girls rarely swipe right for someone who has no face pic...

>>731364071
Here's how you get laid.

A. Fuck your girlfriend and quit trying to be a piece of cheating trash.

B. Grow a pair of balls and dump her if you wanna fuck other people.

>>731362385
I say get rid off 6 because you look sad lel. take it again but smile more famo

>>731331847
Bump

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i have 1370 matches. ask me anything.

>>731364222
I just wanna fuck hotter bitches while she still buys me stuff.

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>>731331847
I've been talking to a 20yr old redhead the past few days and hopefully I'll get to smash

>>731337206
>>731337206
fuck yeah. post more pics

>>731340136
>>731340136
sup moot

>>731344058
>>731344058
fucking people still wear holister?

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>>731365175
how much money have you spent, how many STDs have you gotten and why are you such a Chad?

>>731365175
>>731365175
please post pic and bio. neeed to see what is going on here.

One of my passion is lockpicking. Do you guys think this could work with grills or shoud I just avoid talking about it?

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>>731365462
here you go, m8.
no bamboozle

>>731331847
Anyone know of any good webapps/sites to use tinder on computer?

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>>731365462
and here's the bio.

>>731365424
>0 dollars
>none i always use condoms. i'm not retarded, nor do i want children.
>i'm not even close to a chad. i'm just not autistic.

>>731365577
yeah that has pussy magnet all over it.

>military uniform
>need date for wedding
>decent looking
>clearly can dress up and also have fun and shit is that a pic of you with kids?

>>731365630
thats actually pretty funny. has a bit of bad-boy thread in there, can see all the ladies wanting to save you.

well done sir.

>>731365630
You are a raging Chad

>>731363703
jesus, why so cringe..

>>731365731
I'd disagree - he seems more a bro than a chad.

>>731365661
that's me and my family, my dude. we needed a funny family pic to announce the new family member. (youngest bro was just born a month ago. super stoked to go home and see him for the first time.)

>>731365773
yeah I'm just saying girls get wet for that family shit.

>>731365731
The Chadest

>>731365707
thanks, my man. i put a good amount of time revising that bio. this is the best version so far.

>>731365731
i'm sorry you feel that way, anon. wanna grab a beer and talk about it?

>>731365765
trust me, i'm more nerd than anything.

>>731365630
You Sir, are a fucking scholar

>>731366111
thanks, my dude. congrats on the trips.

Just get Alabama nigger as your anthem

i just say "wanna fuck?" to every bitch i match
had a one chick come over that night
haven't had it happen again