Killing myself Friday night, help me think of stuff I can keep

>>731323882
Why Friday?

>>731324320

Idunno man, I don't wanna be that one faggot who killed himself on a tuesday.

>>731324382
You've been a faggot since you've been an OP.

Why Friday?

>>731323882
re evaluate bud

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>>731323882
You'll be fucking with your sister enough by killing yourself on Friday, asshole. What you should be trying to do is make it easy as possible for all the bullshit and pain you're gonna cause. Clean up your own mess, jackass.

>>731324493
faggots die on friday
duhh

Anon you have so much more to appreciate in life, do something with it. Exist man.

post pics of sis's tits

>>731324493
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>>731324821

Literally all of this. Let's not do this.

I was thinking of like word documents in very obscure location so like even if she looked around for a year she'd still find random clues and shit leading to other documents.

She's not tech savvy, if that helps any.

>>731323882
You don't talk like a suicide type

make a text document that details you killing yourself and the plan but date it to like 2014 so it looks like you've been planning this for a long time and include a vague story to make your sister go on a hunt to find out the true cause (give just enough to make her go crazy over it)

>>731323882

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
Go get help.

>>731324971
That sounds retarded

>>731324901

She's had three kids. Shits saggy like a grandma's...

>>731324988

because I'm not whining over an ex or some shit, I'm not sad or depressed and I'm looking forward to it. I'm fine bruh.

>>731325033

our opinion on help differs but thanks for the effort?

>>731325060

That's why I'm asking for help. I'm super bad at this kinda shit and /b/'s come up with some funny shit sometimes.

>>731325026
I don't like how quickly we both came to the same conclusion.

I don't like you. I don't think I'll ever like you no matter how many pull ups or push ups you do. If anybody in here is looking for someone to pick on aim for this kid cause I ain't watching.

>>731325180
You haven't detailed any methods or given proof that you're gonna do it.

>>731325180
You don't have to be whining to post shit bait


Abandon thread boys

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>>731324971
Why do you need to fuck with her?
And secondly, why you need off?

Kill urself fagoot

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>>731323882
>That moment OP has worked up the courage to actually validate pure deliverance and then pussies out.
>That moment where fags took over 4chan.

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>>731325255
and I don't really give a fuck

>>731325315

It's not relevant to the thread, I have a bottle of insulin, going to take 100ml's and 100 sleeping pills.

>>731325346

Idunno man why do people need to do anything? I just think it'll be funny. You wouldnt want your last thoughts on this earth to be "got'em.... got'em good"

wanting to suicide is just the want of wanting to go back home. back how life used to be. just wake up OP. don't be stupid. u owe urself more respect than that you pussy cunt nigger

>>731323882
how bout you rape your sister then shoot yourself in front of her? That'd fuck with her pretty good.

>>731325567
Goddammit I was waiting to use thus meme. Are you me from the future? Or just me from five minutes ago?

>>731323882
creepshot your sister, and download a bunch of bdsm erotica and replace their names with yours and hers

get some of the really fucked up stuff from asstr where couples abduct and rape children

>>731325626

Rape my sister....

I'm not an animal, jesus fuck.

I'm wanting more like a psychological thing, something to fuck with her mind. Also I'm a normal human being who doesnt even begin to consider raping a family member. You need jesus anon.

do you not like your sister?

>>731325862
rape a stranger?

Listen. You wanna suicide? Go ahead, enter the void. From the moment that I cannot convince, - I mean, shit. I hope you get a better life after death. May the ones that love you be strong. Best of wishes to your family.

But really, just don't. Do something with your life. Life is beautiful. In case you are miserable, move. "La vita è bella" my friend.

And if you do commit suicide, I truly hope you find peace.

you wanting to mess with family members shows your want for attention. same as to why you're on here. same as to why you're talking about suicide. you haven't gotten attention much in life but that's no reason to leave. it's alright buddy. you're a weird one but it's alright bubby

>>731325940

my sister is awesome, she's basically a brother if that makes sense, we joke and fuck around with each other all the time.

>>731326035

Can I rape you? We're strangers.

>>731326102

That was beautiful, send that shit to hallmark.

>>731326104

My sister and I kinda fuck with each other alot, I kinda wanna prank her knowing she can't prank me back.

>>731326127
cant rape the willing

>>731323882
Pictures of her with markings for butchering her and plans for including her in all family gathering dishes.
>its not a family gathering if someone's missing

>>731326279
kill her, then she definitely can't prank you back. nerd.

>>731324382
But then you'd be goin up on a tuesday.

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>>731326306

Ask my ex dude, halfway through you're going to not be so willing. I've got a 4 incher that pumps so fast it catches even human skin on fire from the friction.

>>731326351

That ones good... we're literally all that's left of my family tho but the first bit is nice.

>>731326425

Going up?

Dude just kill yourself at midnight tonight so it's basically Wednesday.

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Will you an hereo or will you be greedy. You know we like a good an hereo thread

How about don't kill yourself?

>>731326586
Its a song. In this case your spirit is going up to heaven

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Dont Do It Op!

>>731326808

that's no fun

>>731326911

I'm prolly going to hell. I'll send you guys a postcard.

>>731326995
You're no fun. I talked to your mom last night. She said you were really bad at sucking her dick.

>>731327243

You a medium? Ask her where she hid the will.

>>731323882
op don't do it

>>731326995
If you're going through hell, keep on movin

>>731323882
Any average /b/tards keeps on his Hard Drive.

>Loli
>Hitler
>Rekt videos
>Eroguru porn
Also Furry if you want but that is more degenerate than anything listed above

>>731327348
She hid it where she knew it would never be found—under your virginity.

>>731326279
Thank you sir. I am now going to take a nap. Please evaluate the worth of your life. I honestly wish that we could change your mind.

>>731327607

It's been awhile since I've seen that, yeah.

>>731327783
Damn... I left you a loophole. You win this round, anon

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Do it, and livestrum

if you are set on dong it i'm not gonna change your mind, just fill the entire hard drive with a gif of a catapillar execpt for one word document that lits a bunch of irrelavant locations in other states or just a document focused on one random guy and how he made you do it.

Why do these fucking people make posts about them killing themselves? Just do it you fuckface instead of posting for validation.

Real talk nobody gives a fuck if some random on the internet suicides you'll just be just like the other thousands that did last year.

Making attention grabby posts like this makes me want to kill you myself. No wonder why you want to suicide faggot.

>>731325862
Jesus? Lol. You know that after suicide you are going to hell anyway, why not rape her. Unless your a faggot piece of shit OP.

>>731329178
I vote for not raping your sister.

>>731329289
If you gonna rape your sister might as well do it before he suicides anyways. OP might not die a faggot

>>731329388
But, she still gotta live

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>>731323882
Don't "kill" yourself. Die doing something cool. Like go kill some liberal protesters or something and die by suicide by cop

You must do if dubs
If not dubs you still must consider (and maybe do)

>>731323882
You shouldn't fucking do it dude and here's why. I'm the dirty milk of human waste completely shaped. It was founded with the madness that I was crazy and built my feces. During the wedding ceremony the native Christ is a child beggar, a pedophile Beginning of the ritual singing! Nine months later, irrefutable, the acatematic skull of the anatomical skull faced with a stinking fever fever go back to the mother and smear the Congoid ruin of the village of dust.

>>731329639
No dubs

Just a bunch of pictures of her and delete everything else. Make the background and screen saver a picture of her.

>>731323882
do some cardio so youll be too tired to climb up and hang yourself

>>731323882
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>>731323882

OP you better kill yourself on a monday so your poor fucking sister can take a few days off work. jesus christ. so selfish