ITT Hobo weaponry.
This is a knife inside of a cardboard cylinder.
It's like a spear but also a short sword.
I call it "Fuck you these beans are mine"
Go and make hobo weapons /b/.
>>731320578
Have another pic
bump for originality...refreshing once in a while
>>731320578
Do you have similar shit?
Also bumping with dubs
>>731321189
I'm gonna find a way to combine these things.
>>731320578
I once tied a bunch of rocks together so they spread out into a net when thrown. Looked like pic related, but more ghetto.
Threw them at some geese, but missed. Shit flew pretty well though. If a nigger went for my beans I'd break his knees with it.
>>731321754
Thats fucking awesome, do you have much freetime?
It's a hammer made from a hanger and some tool I found.
I'll call it "This is my dumpster now"
>>731322032
None at all
Im gonna take over this thread with some hobo related shenanigans i've found and built over the years
pic related, its a hobo pipe i made out of some wood i found in my back yard
>>731320578
This is good thread
Bump
>>731322141
that tool looks like can crack open a human scalp
>>731322379
Here's another angle of this cocksucker
>>731322379
WTF Are your toes larger than a log?
>>731322487
Probably.
It's pretty heavy.
>>731322532
>>731322379
Pretty nice, was it your first time shaping?
Bottle opener+Knives+Belt
Name: "I don't have any fucking booze right now"
Another angle.
>>731322704
I've worked on a few small projects here and there. this is definitely my best work though.The indentations in the handle are actually natural channels made by termites.
pic related, here's an old axe I fixed up. had to replace the handle and remove the rust from the head
>>731322565
Amen. Thats E.T. levels..
But does have a nice pipe
>>731322796
Do you use duct tape in any of your artefacts? Aren't they weaker because of the belt?
>>731322936
>>731322565
Yeah that pic makes my toes look like a fuckin gorilla. i can assure you i have normal toes
pic related, not my creation, but pretty fuckin hobo. picked it up at a swap meet in some nearby town
>>731322922
So it can be use as brand new? Is it sharp? Do you use this axe?
I hope you guys are making hobo weapons.
I'd hate to do this alone.
>>731323315
I don't have enough clutter in my apartment for that but I'm lurking
>>731323234
Holy shit this actually cool, weird, and amazing, this must have many useful aplications, also looks like if the police catch you with that they might think you are going to hurt somebody
>>731323020
It's designed to be disposable.
I pretty much just find something and think "This'll do"
>>731323315
>the belt
>>731322796
MOAR GOD DAMN IT IM HARD
>>731322141
>some tool
It's called a fucking socket wrench. Do you even?
>>731323485
Yeah, that's cool dude, you have nice imagination and craft skills honestly
>>731323241
Yeah I've used it before. not for edgy hobo murder, but for, yknow, cutting branches and prepping firewood and related shit.
its pretty sharp. I have a bench grinder and i cleaned the edge up pretty well.
pic related, its thomas the dank engine. you can actually smoke out of this mf
>>731320578
No actual hobo would waste time with a fucking cardboard tube if he's already holding an actual knife.
>>731323651
Holy shit this thread is gold, this items are gold please moar m8
I'm listening to this music while I'm lurking on this thread, refreshing obsessively for the next weapon. I find that kind of funny somehow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5WbSrorUyI
I call this one "Nothing personal kid"
Spear and a sword!
>>731323651
OMG tell me how that's made.
>>731320578
I used hot glue razor blades nails and popsicle sticks to make a butterfly knife once
Close up of the knife.
>>731323961
LOL'D
Change of pace from hobo creations - here's a hobo discovery i made in my yard
This fuckin wolf spider had to be at least 2 inches long.
captured it in a fishbowl and fed it crickets for a few days.
turned out it was a pregnant spider and i couldnt stand for that. filled the fish tank with lighter fluid and torched the fucker.
semi guilty for this action, but i'll be god damned if i let 4,000 spiders free in my yard
Where's the Anon that knows drywall like people know fingerprints? Kek.
>>731324047
Good job anon.
Now grab a belt and make something.
>>731320578
This my home made knife made of copper wire a metal stick super glue and plastic tubes from butterfly needles
>>731324156
>wolf spider
>pregnant
> filled the fish tank with lighter fluid and torched the fucker
wtf?
do you have more pics?
>>731324275
That looks so sick
Is it sharp?
>>731324275
That is Sooo Hobo. A junkie hobo super weapon.
You ready for this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588784/Deadly-improvised-weaponry-used-Ukrainian-protesters-ousted-president.html
>>731324275
Nice
>>731324582
Are you going to attach a tie?
>>731324434
>>731324551
Not very sharp now its got too much resin on it but does job just..
>>731324156
You idiot, she was your friend who came to you so you could infest your enemies with her spawn of creeping fear.
>>731324303
Sorry anon, no more pics of that.
I could greentext a a story about the poor thing though if you want
pic related, its a old school screw jack i found at my old highschool.
administration was tearing down an old building from ~1900s. i go check it out. in the basement there's this old fucking jack sitting on blocks in the corner.
>turns out that corner of the building was being held up by a shitty jack
I call these:
"Don't fucking tell me to get a job. You're not safe even behind car windows."
>>731324674
Yes
>>731322796
>>731323961
>Making hobo weapons by tying knives to flimsy shit
Why not just fucking stab them with the knife if you're not going to be creative and make actual improvised shit like >>731323918
>>731324968
I didn't think the thread would actually kick off.
I don't own much.
>>731324582
Whatever weapon you make with that, the tie should either become your rambo headband or you should wear it proper around your neck with a dirty polo shirt.
>>731320578
>>731322532
You mean the pipe or the person holding it?
>>731322379
Why the fuck are your toes as long as your fingers?
>>731324868
Well, watch out for that tetanus
I call it the spike
>>731320578
That's a Naginata, nigga.
>>731325172
zing! lol that's pretty good
here's a fun pic: I found this gun at a yard sale WAY out in the country. it was cheap so decided to buy it.
a little backstory on it:
its a remington model 1858 army revolver
Its not actually FROM the civil war though, much to my dissapointment. its an italian replica. from a company called Uberti.
shoots .44 caliber lead balls. still works, wont ever fire it though.
Wooden plank+Belt+String+Tie+Snow shovel.
Name: "Homeless bills banner"
It's a mace and a "Flag"
>>731325383
Very nice
>>731325383
Looks like some new vegas shit
>>731325383
That's cool. I never did this because I don't have any wasps but you should fill a ballon full of wasps and use it as a hobo weapon
>>731323747
Fuck you buzzkill
>>731325683
holy shit that sounds amazing
Another angle
>>731325383
It's like wolverine got addicted to heroin or something.
>>731325853
>>731325560
KEK'D for the "flag"
>>731325383
can you fill them with aids to make them poisonous?
>>731326125
>>731326125
WIN
>>731326125
>>731326233
>>731326233
Checked
>>731325560
MOAR
>>731325383
By the Emperor
Well im out boys - Hope you enjoyed the axe/spider/gun/knife.
this place has turned into a shitty get thread, so im jumping ship
>>731326233
>>731326125
hehe
>>731326233
Wow
>>731326393
You sure?
>>731326393
I really did enjoy anon
if I wasn't at work I'd be strapping shit to other shit right now in support
>>731326500
Checked
>>731326500
What's that?
In my country club we ain't bout that bullshit
>>731326650
1 piece telescoping wand
>>731326650
Some sort of vacuum cleaner crowbar. You can break in and then suck up the valuables.
>>731321754
combine those and you'll make a black hooker
>>731322379
>those toes
>>731325383
You can infect them with hepatitis to deal extra poison damage
>>731326861
Suck them titties too if you know what I'm sayin
The top of "I'm a goddamn veteran"
>>731326125
>>731327264
The bottom of "I'm a goddamn veteran"
Spear+Mace
Name: "I'm a goddamn veteran."
OP is clearly Autistic and retarded.
I'm out of stuff.
I've failed you all and this thread.
It's 10:19 PM at the moment.
I hope someone can carry my torch.
>>731327804
Well duh.
We're on 4chan.
You're either Autistic, retarded or both.
Sad self-bump
I'll try again tomorrow
>>731328116
bump. I'm going to bed anon but you did good. +1
>>731327872
entertaining thread.
>>731327650
Thanks, OP
You give me hope
>>731323234
Hobo weapon, not prison shank.
>>731323315
Is that THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE WORLD?
>>731329406
Just the most edgy.
>>731320578
my bindle stick doubles as a jabbing prong
>>731330154
Kek
>>731320578
OP, this is the kind of quality original content that keeps us all trapped here. Proud of you.
>>731330563
Thanks
>>731320578
Rock in a sock, let's see you laugh at my socks and sandals now, bitch.
>>731322379
>some wood I found
Whilst hanging from a branch by your feet, I'm sure