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> It's a serious thread, /b/ How the fuck do I get a

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> It's a serious thread, /b/

How the fuck do I get a white bf from europe, me being a latina shit-skin?
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>>731315136
say you have a dick
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First of all, you know the rules and so do i
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How dare you!
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>>731315136
im russian
ill date you
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>>731315136
>me being a latina shit-skin
Do an hero, that or it's to the gulag with you. Sry
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>>731315136
>OP is a 5/10 28 year old virgin shit skin living in europe who wants a white bf

Lmao, you're fucked OP. Just come to America someone will jump at the chance to be with you.
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>>731315136
Show your dick and you'll be knee deep in yuropoors
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>>731315136
If you drink bleach, it will make your skin whiter and Euros will want to date you.
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>>731315136
Tits and timestamp or gtfo bitch
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>>731315136
Tits + timestamp
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Tits followed by a timestamp
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>>731315249
A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
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Get a light skin latin that isnt ghetto and stupid as fuck. Like me. Except im taken. Faggt.
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Most euros don't even recognize latina as a race dipshit.They'll just say you're a spanish rape baby.
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>>731315136
Go to europe, be latina, get bf, it's that simple
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>>731315613
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
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>>731315307
Eблaн, в apмию иди
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>>731315136
Titties or leave
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>>731315136
I'm from Europe , what do you wanna know?
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>>731315699
I just wanna tell you what I'm felling
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в apлaнмбю дии
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>>731315136
do you have a nice ass with a cute butthole? thats enough.
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>>731315699
fuck you im not going to any army
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Start a housekeeping business and dress up in a really hot sexy maid costume.
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>>731315136
post nudes: Eurofag who likes you can send you money for a plane ticket to go live with him and the 5 syrian refugees in his mom's basement.
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>>731315136
>From America
>White as a fucking Angel, Blonde hair
>Love Latinas

What the fuck Euclid?>
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>原始海报是黑人
>我讨厌黑人
我讨厌黑人有一种燃烧,难以形容的激情。他妈的你们都到了,我会杀死一个行人现在。
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>>731315136
>thinking you can steal our god tier men

LOL
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I am a white European man and would love a Latino lover.
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>>731315409
What? LOL

>>731315413
I don't have a boipussy, what to do?

>>731315619
I kinda am a spanish rape baby...
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>>731316069
そんなポスターをなぜ馬鹿にするの?このスレッドではどんなお祝い
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>>731316034
silly americans still can't read before posting.

>>731316140
Rape storytime?
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>>731316069
ching chong
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>>731316069
>>731316223
they're communicating...
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>>731316241
Rape in detail. I'm banging some uggo in an hour and I need to chub up
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>>731316030
Once I get in the mom's basement with the other five syrian guys I may post our nudes for you to see.
>>731316103
Don't be so hungry, sis! All I ask is ONE of you qt blonde and white specimen!!
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>>731316069
>>731316223
you are fake news
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>>731315136
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>>731316241
I was just kidding, my gradma and grandpa came from Calabria God knows the fuck why, had my mother and then my mother had this brillitant idea of getting BLACKED.
Of course my father became dust in the wind once he knew she was preggo;
Thanks mom...
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CHECK MY BANDS NU SONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRlpyPrtWsw
RAPE DAT LIKE BUTTON !!!
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>>731316478
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>>731315136
you have to go back, and stay back.
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>>731316868
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>>731315136
Step 1: have pussy

Step 2: talk literally any of them

Step 3: (optional). say that trump deported you from US and you heard that Europe was more welcoming to refugees.
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>>731315136
skin lightening cream and hair dye
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>>731316868
All of his reaction images are void because of the show buddy, I'm going to need to confiscate them.
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>>731315136
Find someone desperate enough for a visa like me and the rest of Britain land
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>>731315136
tits or gtfo
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>>731317064
That will get her a white European boyfriend, who will refuse to touch her unless it's to eat Somalian cum out of her pussy.
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>>731317218
HIT LIKE ON MY BANDS NU VID U CREEP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRlpyPrtWsw
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>>731316140
proof or die bitch
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>>731317218
you misunderstood. ""she"" wants to move to europe and is fishing for a visa too.
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my god the shear lack of Tits or gtfo posts in this thread only further solidifies that summer has come early and that 4chan is population is being over-run by children
Here you go op heres how you get literally any none gay man ever.
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>>731317064
I'm not a refugee. My original country is not that interesting that someone would throw a bomb upon...
>>731317103
And then what? You are telling me to pretend being full white? Should meet a guy and then get him semi-blacked without his full consent?
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>>731317472
tl;dr

tits or gtfo
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>>731316773
kek

that sucks OP, you must be pretty dark-skinned then.

I'm a hispanic dude that wants white girls. luckily, my skin is light enough that i get confused for being spanish or italian at times, so that works in my favor. i feel your pain though, the whiteness is a drug to me. currently dating a hispanic girl after 3 years with a white girl. although she is hotter in terms of physical fitness, i still crave whatever it is that white girls have. anyone else get this shit?

also post pics/timestamp so that we may judge, OP. only reason i didn't yell tits or gtfo to begin with is because you gave me the keks
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>>731317450
ok so this might sound rash but i'm a woman and i am so so so tired of seeing tis shit. i think it's degrading and disgusting. objectification is wrong, especially to women who are already so opressed as is. so ired of 4channel being this "no girls allowed, boys only" exclusive club like girls can do the same SHIT as boys sexists. we can get along
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>>731315136
Let's say you really are a latina female OP. For your information, there is such thing as being exotic for other races. For instance, white guys can be very exotic in some asian countries, or blacks in eastern european countries etc. There are definitely guys in Europe who will go for you simply because your skin colour and nationality differs from European one. He'd be known among friends as "that guy with hot latina girl".

Post pics of tits though
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>>731317810
tits or gtfo
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>>731317810
>but i'm a woman and i am so so so tired of seeing tis shit
Don't expect it to go away.
tits or gtfo
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>>731317472
yes, if someone hooks up with you its because of how you look, so make it count
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>>731317810
>4channel
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By the way...is it true that the average man in non-mixed europe looks like this (pic related)?

This is my pretty princess dream. Sun-kissed shit skin Latinos B-T-F-O.
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>>731318124
tits or gtfo
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Seriously, start acting like a white girl. Talk like a white girl. Dress like a white girl. Do make up like a white girl. Not a trashy one. Adopt every mannerism of what a not trashy, middle class white girl would do. Also don't be fat. White guys more often than not don't like big asses; it's why we don't normally date black women. They are usually fat as can be.
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POP A LIKE ON MY BANDS MNEW SONG HERE PUSSYS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRlpyPrtWsw
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>>731318124
His facial hair look shit and his haircut is gay
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>>731318251
Please just fucking die. Do an hero for everyone's sake.
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>>731316241
No, I read that right. It's just that you're

>Retarded
Context would point out this is a complaint.

Nevermind about you being a shit skin, YOUR specific problem is you're autistic as fuck.

That could be an issue because most Europeans are dry, dull, boring in the sack and look down on the uneducated.
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>>731318374
JUST LIKE THE VID U PAKI CURRY CUNT BASTARD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRlpyPrtWsw
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>>731317166
>WAH I'M A RUPUB FACIST DICK SWINDLER AND SCIENCE IS BAD FOR YOU

double kek nigger tits.
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>>731316103
>the bunch of sissies that have allowed Europe to go downhill and be overrun by rapefugees
>god-tier

kek don't expect any of those pussies to protect you if it ever comes to that
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>>731316110
What a homo
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>>731316868
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Danish stud here. Well yeah, latinas are hot. Wont be a problem.
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I am German M29. I studied Law and I am currently working in a chancellery.

If you wanna get guys like me, who are smart, handsome, and got money (wich are things a lot people here have) you need:

>Be at least moderately beautiful
>Have at least a bit of education
>Be up for anything (in a cutural, sexual way and for free time, some of us have wierd hobbys)
>Don't drama a lot, no one like carzy bitches

The rest is pretty much up to you, when you are funny and care about him then you can get guys like me, thing is that you will have a LOT of competitors, so you need to tra hard. But i seriously don't know what wouldn't get you any european guys, the guys here get thier woman fucked by mudslims so would take anyone

pic related, my ex girlfriend
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>>731319101
>t. Rakheem
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>>731319101
Sure thing bud
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>>731315136
Be more like her.
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>>731315136
>Go to Europe.
>Club a man down.
>Drag him by his hair into your woman-cave.
>Feed viagra.
>??????
>PROFIT!

Congrats, you're one happy shit-skinned latina who'll likely become an obese lesbian around your adulthood.
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>>731315136
red is ugly
i fixed you're balding waifu
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come to America where the men have no self respect
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>>731317810
I won't touch that bait with a 10 foot pole except to say that literally noone said that this was a boys only website.if thats how you feel it sounds like you have some shit to work out. also if you want to upgrade this from a bait to a real post reffer to my first post about how girls should post on /b/ : ^ )
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>>731317810

>4channel being this "no girls allowed, boys only

>being this fucking out of touch

We want you to PROVE you are a women, literally ANYONE can pretend to be a bitch just to get attention

If you're a women you already do that ALL THE TIME IRL to get stuff men cannot
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>>731320797
The reason I won't post tits is because only my full white future husbando get to see them (and the rest).

Also, c'mon...there are tittys all over the internet, just get some and pretend it's mine.
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>>731321052
my friend please. They are baiting you into making an ass of yourself. it IS one of the people you're posting about. Also op isn't actually a girl they're a gay mexican male who wants to be plundered by the Spaniards and eurofags again
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>>731321366
the dubs of truth
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>>731321262
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>>731321262
>Completely ignore request for face/hand
>husbando
Alright, it's a guy. Abandon the thread
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>>731315136
Marry me, I'm 23, 182cm, skinny, bout 70kg of weight, right now I'm studying Hebrew, I was studying metallurgy before xD
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>>731321766
more dubs of honesty
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>>731321843
But are you white?
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>>731322126
As hell, I'm pretty pale
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>>731320472
>Also she looks like a whore.
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>>731315136
latina from where?
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>>731315754
Gotta make you, understand
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>>731321366
lmao "plundered" fuck that got me good ;)
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>europoors insult muricans by saying they'd jump at the chance to fuck this dumpy brown femanon

>europoors jump at the chance to fuck this dumpy brown femanon
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>>731322250
Also it would be a marriage with a bit of KEK cause you are a Latina,and I'm originally from the mexico of yurope xD
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>>731318695
wasn't even the same guy dumbass
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>>731315136
why europe? plenty of other places to get your fill of white meat, go to the pacific where it's exotic to be latino

had a kind of ugly Argentinian friend who went to sweden and started dating a blonde 6'4" guy who was nice. But she grew up in a western country.
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