We're coming. Tonight. 9:47pm eastern. Your world will change

bring beer and cigarettes

How is it "Eastern" to you if you're above us?
/thread

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>>731314305
You already know what I'm gonna tell you.

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>>731314305
I will post this everyday until mods chemo this board. I will post snacks in threads that are gay. take your trap threads to lgbt faggots. take your cuck threads to soc. take your log of shit threads to reddit take your fb fap threads to facebook chats take your cringe threads to rk9 take your furry threads to trash

>>731314376
It was to inform you of our arrival. Do you not think we haven't been monitoring you for centuries?
We know everything about you. This has been the lowest rate of human morality in a while. No lack of shame. We will stop this.

>>731314305
I'm ready for payback for last night abduction. Hope you can take a shotgun up your ass.

>>731314365
We will be delighted to indulge in such activities after the transition occurs.

>>731314706
Human weaponry is decades behind our advancements. But you can try. Assuming it won't be immediately deflected back.

>>731314452
I do not understand.

>>731314855
When all else fails, my seduction techniques are fool proof! Shotguns aren't the only things I can shove up alien asses.

>>731314436
kek

>>731315227
Go on...

>>731315280
Sing it with me.
Fuck off space niggers. We're full.

>>731315510


Mah nigga. I was gonna say the same thing.

>>731314305

If "ching chong" is offensive to asians, would "ayy lmao", be offenseive to aliens?

>>731315814
Don't you fucking dare say that again.

Oh. I am sorry. I did not mean to snap. Anyway, I will remember this during the transition tonight, human.

Good ive always wanted a alien gimp to add to the stable them dame Christian priest are getting worn out

>>731315510
>>731315635
We do not want to populate, as a matter of fact, we want to do the opposite.

Yooooo awesome. Always wanted to fuck an alien

>>731316694
Who will be who's slave after the transition?

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>>731314305

>>731314305
Take me alien bro

Fuck off space niggers. We're full.

>>731314305
How many martian dollars does to cost to preorder an anal probing?

>"Your world will change after the transition is complete."

What a retarded sentence

>>731316751
Fuck off space nigger, only thing you fags gonna do is get the BBC.

>>731316770
We have no external orifice. We have sexual reproduction through mental stimulation. However, if we performed this on a human male such as yourself, your genitalia would melt off.

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Welcome to Earth, not git off and git out.

>>731314647
>be gay
>bored
>4chan can be trolled easily
>pick specific time
>come up with bullshit name in 3 mins

why the fuck would aliens go to 4chan and tell /b/
Nice try fucko

>>731316842
Odd looking human...

>>731316770
when the aliens cock is bigger than yours

>>731316918
Dead or alive?

>>731317137

No external orifice? I'll make one with mah diiiieek.

>>731316944
We do not anally probe. That theory was falsified by a human homosexual.

>>731317403
Can I get one anyways?

>>731317002
How would you native English speakers phrase such a thing?

>>731317057
We stream the British Broadcasting Corporation's channel just fine up here.

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im waiting for death plz

>>731317140
We haven't arrived. We still have a little over an hour before expected landing.

>>731317193
You are the only open-minded community on the internet. Had we tried communicating such through Reddit, they would just argue and get mad.

>>731317537

All you're saying with that sentence is the world will change after is changes. The second half is redundant. It would sound more natural if you said "Your world will change after ________" and give a brief summary of what is going to happen. Or just your world will change forever

>>731317355
Our bodies are not malleable.

>>731314305
How many Taco Bell tacos will it take for you to call off the invasion? I don't have much $$$ so i'll have to limit you to 2 tacos per invader.

>>731317799

If you wanted to contact an open minded community you must want to discuss something. On behalf on the planet Earth, what's up?

>>731317304
Whatever works vro

>>731317498
I'm sure Lanixeous would comply. His right arm is 50 meters in diameter and he loathes the human population.

>>731317940

2 per invader and officers get cinnamon twists.

>>731317668
We will not kill, we will transition life as you conceivably know it.

>>731314305
>Xinomi Gizakorus
The Greeks can't even govern their own country

Do yourselves a favor, just stay home

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>>731317799
you got me on that one

>>731314305
Ill come if theres space pussy and space tities

>>731317801
Your world will change forever.
To summarize the transition is impossible, fore it is on the next level of consciousness beyond what your minds are capable of at this point.

>>731314305
wat u gon do space kneegrow?

>>731317901

They will be once they are exposed to the oxygen in earth's atmosphere. My dick is harder than diamonds. Best watch that ass.

>>731318172
CINNAMON TWISTS!?!?!?
YOU'RE THE WORST KIND OF EVIL! ALL PEACE NEGOTIATIONS ARE OFF!!! IT'S ON ALIEN SCUM!

>>731314305
lul xd

>>731317940
We do not have a mouth. But we can taste through our hands.
Fair enough. If you give every being two tacos, we will consider sparing only you from transitioning.

>>731318455

Ah, so similar to some of the stuff from David Simpson's post-human series then? Can I be first?

>>731318477
>>731318477

Your digits

>>731314855
>decades if it's only measured in decades

then fuck, we have better chances against aliens than I thought

So how fast are we gonna die? Cuz I'm all for extermination, I just hope its as quick and painless as possible. As an alien, you must understand the rules of efficiency. So please inform me, are we all going to die tonight? And if so, how fast?

>>731318766
yours too good sir

>>731314855
Only Decades? so do you think we could be closer to Star Trek's prediction of becoming an interstellar species than we thought?

>>731314305
You homies got good bud?

>>731318002
Why have you lackened your moral standings? Why do you cause malice and war? Why do you have a self-centered viewpoint as a whole? Why do your human women not retrain mating and why do your human men use these women only for pleasure?
Destruction, murder, rape, poverty, and a total lack of empathy. Why have you turned to this mindset?

>>731318057
Dead it is.

>>731319036
We are still a young species, tormented by our diffrrences, we are less than a century after the greatest wars to have ever happened, only 20 years since the last great political shake up. Give us 100-200 years and we may just have fixed everything. We have the tools to do it, if not, almost have all the tools, we just need to use them.

>>731319036

If you have access to all the information on the internet and are not able to answer those questions on your own, you are not as intelligent as you seem to believe yourselves to be. The answers to every question you asked are extremely obvious

>>731318301
The Greeks were weak and practiced sodemy with other men and children for fun. We are much beyond this primitive behavior.

>>731318364
I like this man's clothing attire.

>>731318382
Please read the entire conversation before interjecting your low-level offer.

>>731318477
Transition and kill all who deny.

>>731318500
We have taken your Earth's gravity and oxygen into account.

>>731314305
can you aliens djent ?

>>731318529
Shame. We were excited to try Earth's cuisine.

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>>731314305

>>731318675
Since you're so pleasant to speak with compared to the other hostile reactions, we will give you special power amongst the other humans. You will be first and the most powerful.

>>731319662

That's what the last wave of invaders from your species said. What? No one told you?

Oo oh my reply is next yay

>>731318817
We're far ahead on other levels of evolution. We haven't developed our weaponry much beyond that due to it's lack of need. We can do most anything through conciousness now.

>>731314305
CHECK MY BAND AND CLICK LIKE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRlpyPrtWsw

>>731318937
If you deny the transition it will be immediate. Think of how fast lightning appears. That will be your extermination rate.

>>731315510
Goddamn space niggers

>>731318998
You have developed at a alarmingly fast rate within the past two decades. After the transition, you will find Star Trek primitive in nature.

>>731320181
So what's transition like then? I hear you say its beyond our comprehension, but you seem fine enough to simplify everything for us anyways. Give us some idea. I wanna know.

>>731319004
Yes.

>>731319119
Kek

>>731314305
How are you guys so much superior to us, but don't know how to operate a camera to take a clearer picture?

>>731319036
>Why have you lackened your moral standings?
There are no right or wrong morals, only different views.
People are different, for us to all think alike, it will take many years, but will it be our free will is the question, without differences we would be just robots, non self aware beings.
>Why do you cause malice and war?
Human nature, we are still animals, animals need to eat, we complicated our needs.
>Why do you have a self-centered viewpoint as a whole?
Survival instinct and people always want more, that's why we climbed down the trees.
>Why do your human women not retrain mating and why do your human men use these women only for pleasure?
False question
>Destruction, murder, rape, poverty, and a total lack of empathy. Why have you turned to this mindset?
Fuck off and find a new world, this world is perfect as it is, always there will be stronger and smarter who will use the weak and stupid.
Always we will have death for others have the possibility to be born.
Ones starve, others thrive.
Our life is a scale.

>>731319224
We will help with this tonight. Just accept your fate and you will be fine, human.

>>731320443
He's gonna say something about how they can't be captured fully on camera due to their nature or some other form of horseshit. Thats how annoying these replies have been

I challenge your race to a 4v4 osu! standard match for our fates

I present our representatives: cookiezi, hvick225, WubWoofWolf, and Exgon (for morale-boosting cursordancing)

you have 24 hours to select your troops

>>731319225
We do not understand human culture to it's fuller extent enough to think of it in an abstract manor like so. If the answers are truly out there, then why haven't you as a civilization solved it yet?

>>731314305
what do you expect out of this thread?

>>731320553
Guy you just replied to here: You need to word your stuff better, you make this sound like its horrible, like its hell we are destined for. And sure, this may fix all our problems as you claim. But at what cost?

>>731320008
You seem excited. Did I answer yours correctly?

>>731314305
t-minus 45 mins yah spaec kneegrows

>>731319949
You are lying. I am the leader of this race.

>>731320177
Even our otherworldly civilization thinks you suck.
Please stop.

>>731320272
Racial tension perplexes us. Why do you loathe those different from you?

>>731320331
It feels like a constant stream of, what you call, intense orgasms. However it is much stronger and more pleasing. Followed by enlightenment on all things humans struggle with. Even the more troubling issues as to the purpose of life and what is after such.

>>731320580
>>731320443
Why do you question our methods?

nanu nanu

>>731320885
Meh, I give it a 6/10. I want to know more about this "transition". Please dont just throw this under the bus. Also, why talk to us? We're not going to go spread the news. What benefit do you get watching us counter your silly points and ask questions of you? 3rd question-are you kek? You must know who that is. You've been on this site for a while now to know how to troll well enough.

Gizakorus? Greek aliens was just what this shity planet needed. Transition into financial riun maybe

>>731320481
You will be the first to die because of your arrogance.

>>731319714
we eat space niggers

>>731321429
Sweet. Sounds too good to be true though. And in 40 or so minutes, I'll still be just as disappointed in you as I am now with your lack of imagination and odd choice of audience

>>731321727
hope so, don't let me down

>>731320688
We choose Jennifer Love Hewitt. Are we playing correctly? This is fun!

>>731320356
Ayyyyyy

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Fuck off space niggers we have enough people we don't need more minority's

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>>731314452
I second

>>731320867
To display our message and to answer any questions. Simple.

can i at least have a mcchicken

>>731320880
No cost to you. Consider it a gift from your creators.

>>731317799
>open minded
>/b/

>>731314647
If you really think that then you haven't watched us for centuries. Maybe a decade.

>>731320909
Twenty minutes, now.

>>731319334
What do you think of women on women gay behavior?

>>731321312
I'm don't replying to you. You have angered me.

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>>731322124
here you go

>>731321727
May I ask what your goals are? If you are indeed an inteligent extraterrestrial race, why would you consider visiting such a young planet? I truly wonder.

>>731322179
So, in the end, we will retain our personalities? our memories? our ethics? everything that makes us human?

>>731319334
>misspells sodomy
>been monitoring us for centuries

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you have now witnessed the power of humanity to create uncomfortableness

pic related

>>731321704
The transition will happen soon. Just wait for it to happen.
I know you aren't the best audience, but you're the most entertaining. This is why you have been chosen.

I am kek. And I do kek. I am keking right now.

>>731314365
cmon nigga still waiting

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>>731322304
>>731322304
>>>731321312
>I'm don't replying to you. You have angered me.
>I'm don't
Nice try basement dweller

But can I fuck one of you? Will it kill me or them?

>>731314305
Don't blast us u lil space dude

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>>731314305
Why is an alien posting from a phone?

>>731321715
That's just the English pronunciation of our name.

>>731322460
you monster

>>731321840
In what context?

>>731314305
you can't fool me with your false flag staged alien invasion

>>731322559
Yee kek is back baybee

>>731322559

So you're a space NEET who's going to endow us with greater consciousness for the lulz?

>>731315510
>> Fuck off space niggers. We're full.
You can crash on the moon if you want.

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>>731317940
This native 4 legged specimen may try to fool you into trusting him with his burrito offering but dont fall for his scheme most supreme alien overlord.
> He gets angery without his burrito

Do you know John Titor?

Also, how do you masturbate?

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>>731322807
Precisely.
And this is the last question if the night. You have 7 minutes to prepare for our invasion. Touch down will be swift, do don't be alarmed. You all will have special amenities for connecting with me.

I will see you soon, humans.
Even as another race, we will always be /b/rothers.

Zando. We have come back, friend. Let the process begin.

Why do aliens use eastern time?

>>731314305
trips and the invasion is called off till next friday

Well, its fap time. See this thread in 10 minutes or so

>>731323686
hi

>>731323529
Americucks took their friend. They're getting revenge.

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>>731314305
you got 7 minutes nigger

>>731314452

>random board
>dont post random things

7 minutes then, fuck me.

>>731323686
off

>>731314365
fpbp

>>731314305
Pic looks like a bj

My body is ready

>>731314305
cmon space doo' its 6:45 here in NJ show dem lights n shit

>>731314452
You still shat in diapers when people were already fapping to trap threads on /b/ you mongoloid (and to you in loli threads, but that's a different matter).

Where should i look?

>>731314305
cmon its 9 47 lil doo

>>731314305
That's it, we're building a dome! You fuckers ain't welcome!

>>731324425
i need to know this too

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>>731314305
Nice try faggot.This pic is from a /k/ thread awhile back.

Shiiiit mane there's lights an shiiit

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Oh! Snap. It's that time

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wtf i found this exactley at 9:47.
Magic?

>>731324510
boo shakalaka

You wont be able to handle the truth

>>731324625
...

>>731324625
Did anybody get a screenshot?

>>731324625
oh fuck

>>731323517
Que?

>>731324625
Space niggers keep out!

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>>731324625

>>731324625
What was it

Wow, am disappoint. Am shock. What transition. It troll? Never!

>>731325019
pic of ayylmao

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>>731324625
Deploy the brt

>>731325087
A real one though?

>>731324625
Wtf?? Did the mods delete it?

OP's post leads to a real alien vid. Holy shit

>>731324625
OP here. I was fucking around about the invasion thing. But now I'm scared. What the fuck was that??

>>731325231
looked hd couldnt tell from the limited amount of time

>>731325087
Just saw the thumbnail, but it looked like a toasty child corpse or something. White face, charred black body. Didnt really get a good look at it though.

If anyone has the pic, please post it!!!

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>>731325367
>couldnt tell from the limited amount of time
Here you go, newfriend.

>>731325446
i saw no teeth only gums aswell whiteish green head blackish brown body

>>731325564
No way. Is it real?

>>731325609
The fuck would I know? I just reposted the pic.

>>731325564

The picture isn't the prize. Follow the crumb trails the picture has left. Shit's crazy

>>731325664
Reposting Faggot

>>731325564
well thats just haunting looking, lol

>>731325564
Thats proof right there!

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>>731315814

There is an ancient chinese secret that translates: when a person had ambition, they will accomplish what they set out to do.

Humorously, in Chinky-speak it sounds like: yo jee jeh, shih ching chong

Not even joking!

>>731325736
Once it's on /b/, it stays on /b/, newfriend.

>>731325712
explain for a newfag

>>731325564
Oh the humanity, they injected him full of bbq sauce! Science has gone too far!

>>731325848
He means it's from the X-Files.

>>731325831
If you can find it, i'll fap to sexy chinese girls in honor of your memory.

>>731325848

It's from the x-files lol

https://makeupmag.com/the-x-files-returns-with-a-new-group-of-monsters/1-alien-autopsy/

>>731314305
Tits and stamp or gtfo

>>731314305
ill bring you an offering of cuttting edge software known as mint 18.1, in exchange i would like some space psychedelics

>>731326062
This is what happens when aliens go blacked... the niggers that are born have still white faces, reminding others what race traitor whores the parents are.