>be, me in eight grade >am complete beta fag >have one

>>731312054
INTEREST.JPG

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>>731312054
Ok op I'm listening

OP is any of this pretyped?
I'll sit around to hear this out just wondering

Sitting and typing it out now so no not pretyped

you can wait around if you want next bit should be up soon

whole story might not be up today since i have exams tomorrow

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>>731312054
Go on

>>731312054
i hope it's pretyped

Cont.

>I laugh it off but it hurts
>know I can't trust him now
>he does this several times
>he introduces me to the 2 girls
>their names are H and C
>H is very short brown hair cute smile and nice butt
>C is taller, gorgeous, thin and blue eyes
>(pic kinda looks like her)
>they go to the same school at us so we begin talking every day
>eventually begins developing crush on C after only talking with her a few times
>extremely beta I know
>we go to parties and drink together and we start spending more and more time together
>we have a group chat on messenger
>call it the porn cave
>was H's dad's idea
>We eventually schedule a sleepover at C's house
>Excited.jpg
>the day finally comes around
>find out she lives there with only her mom
>she told me earlier she was a one night stand so not surprised her dad didn't stick around
>H can't make got sick
>we invite another girl (isn't important really she only showed up for a few hours)
>we all lie in C's bed watching movies fooling around
>I make her laugh a lot
>feels good
>see she's looking at Joe a lot
>feels bad again

Cont.

Read the comments guys it's not pre typed sorry
decided the best way to accept all this bullshit was to try and get a story out

its 2 am in my timezone so bear with me

>>731312054

so OP is danish. were you from in Denmark OP.

>>731313532
don't distarct him with small talk, hes typing.
Also, who fucking cares where in Denmark he's from.

>>731313489
Its alright OP. Take your time, we are all listening.

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>>731313341
Go on

>>731313726

well piss of will ya. Denmark is small.. Do the fucking math.

I am also listening but hope it's more than some whiny beta feels crap.

we feel you OP

Cont.

>we still lying there in her bed
>see them kissing quickly
>my heart stops
>I start feeling physically ill
>try and play it cool
>tease them about a little
>go to bathroom
>sit on the toilet face in my hands
>almost cry
>the amount of feeling I had gotten for this girl in such a short amount of time
>I come back after cleaning my face up
>see them kissing again
>stopping as soon as I enter
>fuck you, Joe
>try to blame him but it doesn't work
>he doesn't even have a clue I like this girl
>neither does she
>they eventually start dating
>have a shit ton more of those sleepover/movie nights
>C and Joe are always cuddling
>makes me so fucking sad and mad at the same time
>see H is looking sad as well
>always looking at them
>she goes out in the hallway (we're at H's house this time)
>I go talk to her
>turns out it isn't because she's into Joe which was what I thought
>she just wants what they have
>say I do too
>look at her
>contemplating kissing her but she would stop me
>why the fuck wouldn't she
>why would she like me right? (to clarify I didn't kiss her)
>oh well she goes a little away from all of us
>lies for herself
>fell bad for her
>but I feel the same way

Cont.

Whats your favorite color, op?

ok

Im from around Vejle

and no it isnt some feels bad bullshit im just posting this for myself

want to get this off my chest you know

should of kissed her retard

>>731314653

would not know you then! carry on.

>>731314733
agreed

This story is getting really gay.
I'm just going to stop you eight here. Does she have a penis? Because If not I'm going to leave right now, tired of listening to all these gay ass stories. Protip: If she doesn't have a penis she isn't a real woman.

>>731314473
Go on OP, tell us your cuck story.

>>731314493
Pink

Keep going

rollin for you to start making out with Joe!!!

>>731312054
Its gonna turn into cotton eyed joe i swear

>I re-enter the room
>They are making out now
>Say my stomach ache so ive got to go take a dump to get rid of the ache
>They laugh awkwardly and say go ahead
>Crying my eyes out in the bathroom now
>I see red
>Burst out of bathroom unable to cover up my tears
>Anon, whats wrong?
>I can't handle mysel at this moment
>See red
>Pull C by the hair and throws her at the floor
>Call her a fucking slut
>Ask if she likes giving guys false hope
>Run out of room and home
>Lay in bed crying
>Devestated

Cont.
>I run out of the room

>>731315258
Fuck, you're a turbo autist.

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>>731315258
Fuck off anon, that shit just jumped the fucking boat.

Cont.

>C and Joe break up after a few weeks
>C is broken
>Joe broke up with her after a fight
>was all a misunderstanding and I tried to help
>Joe didn't want any of it
>he dismissed all of it
>in my opinion, he treated her like a fucking idiot
>but hey
>C and H hate Joe now
>makes it difficult for me to hang out with any of them
>Joe is what I would describe as a Chad
>or Fuckboi
>whatever you like /b/
>still didn't have my first kiss yet
>still madly in love with C
>C and H eventually forgive Joe but have lost respect for him
>puts me in a good position
>go to party all 4 of us again
>C and I get really hammered
>we play never have I ever
>had only a small bottle so we finished quickly
>C didn't join us at that time
>as soon as I walk away to grab more booze H says "never have I ever made out with someone at a party"
>dodged a bullet
>knew if I said yes Joe would tell on me
>find C
>she so fucking beautiful
>has a black dress on
>showes her curves
>we walk outside towards the other
>have my hand on her waist
>she spins me away and we walk in a different direction
>away from anyone

Cont.

>>731315258
kek!!! you beat up a girl!!!
my hero!

>>731315258
I hope this is not op

Wasnt me who typed that other bullshit

>>731312054
I mean this in a non-pedo way, but she is a beautiful girl.

trust me guys I'm not even closed to finish and it's not some tard out cotton eyed joe bullshit

in real life, his name just starts with J so i went with Joe

>so joe called me up after a few weeks
>says he wants to have anal sex with my dad
>i agree
>my dad agrees
>i break down, tears flowing, fall to the floor,
>everybody walks the dinosaur
>spaghetti falls out my anus and my tits cum man sperm
>best summer ever, i lost my kiss virginity to a dogs ass

>>731315535
that's so funny! i thought you started to pretype this

anyway so you guys can see when it's really me whos typing?

>>731315430
So you went from throwing her to the floor to playing spin the bottle

Bumperino

>>731315895
This is me guys. You can tell....

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>>731315955
dubs! checked.

>>731315258
>I'm balling my eyes out now as I run out the room
>With the adrenaline running my stomach gives in a little and can't hold in the shit giving me an ache
>Run down the call tears and shit trailing behind me as I hear crying and yelling from C and Joe behind me
>Hear Joe running after me in a rage so I pretty much jump down the flight of stairs leading to the first floor
>Joe close behind me screaming obscenities
>Shit, mucus, and tears still everywhere behind me
>Joe reaches the top of the stairs but slips
>Hear loud series of crashes as he falls down the stairs
>He's not moving

Cont.

Which one is the fake?

In this thread: we continue this gay OP story and make it better

>>731316177
wow me too!!!

>>731315955
Bait
I refuse to believe someone this retarded exists

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>Joe and I stood together at the party, eyes locked in deep harmony.
>"give it to me baby" I squealed with delight.
>Joe pulled down my pants and gave my anus a bloody good rutting
>I kiss his shaft gently
>The two made up girls cry and die

and thats how I lost my black cherry, signed OP.

gonna pretype the whole shit and post later so the trolls wont screw it up

>>731316380
don't give up! we can tell the difference!!!

>>731316380
Is it gonna be this thread or a new one

>>731316380
No one gives a shit, fuck off.

>>731316380
on the same thread? or a new one

>>731316380
either do that from the beginning or make the story more believable. You ran out of a bathroom and slammed your friends gf to the ground and literally no one cares afterwards?

>>731316461
stfu gtfo if you dont gaf about the greetext get out

pls no

>People in my school eventually find out what i've done
>Makes barking sounds at me in the hallway
>Ask if i enjoy to lick dogs assholes
>"Whats next, anon? Little kids"
>Furious in my room
>No more tears left to cry out
>Stare blankly out in my room tempted to just off myself
>Realize this is all C and J's fault
>I will make them suffer
>All girls need to suffer
>Get my dads sniper rifle

Cont.

rolling for Andy Sixx to stop by the party!!!!!

>>731316441
I can't,I'm high

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>>731316564
Kek, plez, contin

OP didn't have to take a shit...
OP didn't punch C...

...but that sheet was funny!

>>731315895
Know it's fake but laughed anyways

>>731316507
Kek im dying

Keeping thread alive xxdd

>>731316507
They're two separate stories, stupid thot

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>>731315895
not sure if op or troll

Wasnt trying to troll. The story just sucked.

anyone who wants to hear the story ill prob post it all in 20-30 mins just keep and eye out

>>731316564
>Come to school next day
>be enraged as fuck
>this it it.jpg
>Whip out my cock and shove it into the barrel
I pull the trigger and the cum sprays all over my teachers face
>the end

>>731316796
nuh huh!!!
they are the same story...
in two separate universes.

>>731316891
Oh just post it.

>Fuck me daddy
>Fuck me daddy
>Fuck me daddy
>Fuck me daddy
>Fuck me daddy
>Fuck me daddy
>Fuck me daddy

This is a good story OP

>>731316891
Just post it here op

>>731316988
Nice dubs

u ever hang with a girl and just think
>this bitch is so ugly and annoying
then she get a boyfriend and you think
>hmm... she ain't that bad
???

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>>731316891
Okay sweetie, i'll prepare my shitposts for you

>>731316564
>I would make them pay if it was the last thing I did
>Came to school the following day
>See my best friend
>tell him that "you should really step outside anon"
>I whip out my sniper rifle and do a 360
>Await applause but am pelted with rocks because I'm a Schizophrenic

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Would you fuck this bitch?

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Will op ever kiss a human?
Will.op ever admit his deep gay love for his equally gay friend joe?
Will i ever pay attention enough to figure out who all these fucking people with one letter names are?
Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion to this gay faggots life!

ITT; Reddit thinks it would be a good idea to post a shit story and gets pissed when it turns to shitpost central.

>>731317159
Hahahahahahah

> Joe starts moving a sigh of relief
>H looks at me grabs my hand and takes of running
>I'm a shitty friend but Joe wasn't much better
> I my eyes I did nothing wrong
>H and I stop running at a park
> We start laughing how we let Joe behind
> She gets closer to don't know what to do to beta to be man
>It happens she kissed me
>It was short lived and awkard because I had no idea how to use my tounge
> Things quickly escelade
> She sees I have an erection
> Before I knew I was in my underwear
>She takes of her skirt to reveal her much larger 10inch erect Penis
>It was so much larger
>She spins me around
>Steadily kissing my neck
>Feels good jpg
>I'm so confused
> She messages my asshole and gets her ready
> She forces her thick uncircumcised sweat covered cock in me
>It hurts so bad but I'm I'm to deep
>It's over as soon as it started

Cont

>>731317201
would I?
I think i have!

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>>731317333
So fucking hot.

>so joe finds me in the bathroom crying i didnt mean it like that he caresses me gentle
>I look up into his deep blue eyes so beautiful i dont know how i didnt notice them before
>his hand goes lower and lands on my ass giving it a nice squeeze
>im hard as a rock now he notices smiling
>he pulls down his pants and inserts his monster cock into my anus i cum over and over again
> he eats my ass out and keeps the cum in his mouth
> he kisses me and i swollow all the cum

and that was my first kiss

>>731317333
this is soooooo worth the wait!!!

>>731317333
Go on...

>>731317333
Nice trips

>>731317524
*cries*
that was a beautiful story!

>>731317354
Lies

>>731317524
Worth the wait. Broke a tear to my erection.

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Moor!! buuurpp!!
Morty!!!
I don't know what fucking universe we are in!!!

>>731317830
Fuck off you cunt

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Welcome to dimension 69

im enjoying this thread more than i expected to

>>731317966
Dubs

>Fuck me daddy

>>731317882
fuck off my cunt?
jesus h christ i'm so high...

I found the seperate stories way funnier than i should have. Particularly cause i imagine OP was like wtf this isnt me.

You see why pre writing your greentext is important

>Fuck you daddy

>>731318176
Op had to learn somehow.

>>731318144
nice dubs

>>731317524
>few days pass havent talked to him about what happened
> another sleep over watching a sad movie me being a beta fag cry a bit
>Joes calls me a fag
> i wink at him bite my lip
>H notices she looks confused
> she doesnt say anything
> later joe leaves and only me and H still watching movies
> H tells me she really likes me and leans forward
>im ready for the kiss
>but when it happens it doesnt feel right her lips are too soft
>nothing like the rough feel of Joes lips
> i push her away and run back to my house not knowing why not wanting to be gay

>>731318279
>>731318021
Have a (you), you lovely man.

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This is my favorite thread.

>op post a pic of joes cock

>>731315430
>she leads me into a bedroom
>"I've waitted so long for this anon"
>unzips my pants and starts going at it
>hard as diamonds at this point
>orders me to get on all fours and relax
>starts licking my ass
>suddenly her "tongue" gets bigger and penetrates my anus
>I scream in pain, turn around and it's Joe
>they both laugh at me, she was recording the entire time

Cont

welp am pretyping now

didnt realize how many fags tries to ruin stuff like this lul

anyway will post the story later tomorrow i guess

>>731318337
u cry a lot for an 8th grader kek

Alrights guys all bullshit aside, here it goes

>I make another move on C
>Joe obviously doesn't care
>Don't feel bad because of how shitty he treated her
>She is pretty drunk
>Crying over Joe
>I act as if i randomly snubbled by
>Tells her that there is more fish in the sea
>Probably abit obvious that i was hinting on me being another fish
>gay as fuck i know
>She says she thought Joe was the one
>Knew he was a chad but thought she would change him
>No idea what to say at this point
>Lean in to kiss her
>No, anon, you're a nice guy, but i'd like you more as a friend
>Stomach twitches
>Take a hold of my beer
>Smash her head with it
>Blood everywhere
>Shes passed out
>Braindead, or dead for all i know
>This is it
>Drag her into the backyard behind some trees
>Make out with her
>Blood on my face now but too intensified to care
>Joe catch me in the act
>I throw her body aside and get up
>Tell Joe i saved her from a rapist
>Joe helps me with the body
>Stab him in the neck
>Makes out with him as he is gasping for air
>Call ambulance
>Ambulance and cops appear
>Rushes them both to the hospital

Cont.

altid skriv det på forhånd OP

den her thread er bare fucked up nu

>>731318279
Whats dubs

gotta love the side stories!

>>731318337
>weeks pass, havent talked to Joe much
>hear H chopped off his dick for turning me gay
>paranoid, have my dad's shotgun and his cock in my bum bum
>one day Joe comes into my house with a crowbar
>shoot him dead
>fuck the corpse where the shot shredded the tissue, cum inside

>"thats wat you get for making me an faggot, fucko!"


>hang self

>>731318577
Yes tomorrow please

>>731317830
die fucking milennial cunt

ja forste greentext vidste fandme ikke det var så mange rovhuller xD

nå, men poster den i morgen

det var sgu også et par år siden så ;/

>>731318597
Well, that was unexpected

>>731318597
holy shit that was so good fell for the bait lol

this thread is gold.. should win a nobel price in literature

>>731318597
Fuck OP, I want more of this

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come on op we need the main story!

Op has become obsolete.
This colony is self-sustaining now...

Alright it's me now guys

>Me and C are totally plowing now, her ass is raw 24/7 from my massive monster dong
>Sometimes we invite Joe to her house then beat the shit out of him with a shovel
>too much of a pussy not to show up, I think he liked it
>one night, H come too
>have a nice three way, pass out in booze/orgasm-induced stupor
>wake up to a knock at the door, it's Joe
>it's like 27:30 in the fucking morning, he's been out there all night
>hung over and grumply, decide I;m sick of his shit
>Introducing a revolutionary, interactive companion that is soft and fluffy on the outside, and stuffed with ever-adapting smart technology on the inside. Woobo quickly becomes an engaging, educational playmate for kids, and a helping hand for parents.

>>731318836
er du OP??

og hvad tid cirka, for ville gerne hore resten ^^

hey guys its me now I'm the OP


>cancer

Cont.

>>731319097
Fuck op >>731318597
This shit is way better

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>>731318597
Made me lol

Cont (ok finally im just gonna dump my saved green texts now because the trolls wont stop)

>so we dont hang out as much, it sucks because i never get to see h.
>i mostly play videogames by myself
>beta anti social and shit
>eventually everyone starts talking again.
>it fucking hurts but i repress everything
>so we end up having another sleep over on h's bed. Just watching movies, me joe and h
>I fucking vow not to.let my feelings, which were not (to my knowledge mutual) get in the way of enjoying my life. Fuck it
>eventually tho they start flirting again
>i tried so hard... but eventually just because of the sheer gayness that is Op i pull out a fork and stab joe in my left kidney.
>h screams
>i grab h by her hair (again) and start farting agressively
>h's mom comes in screaming what is going on
>i evaporate into a mist and teleport home
>jack off while licking my dogs anus again

Second kiss, my dogs anus again.

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>finally, girl C see's that I'm the right guy for her
>We kiss and fuck
>Then, she takes off her wig revealing herself to be my dad.
>"Ha got you son" he says
>"I knew you loved boi pussy"
>my mom was joe
>It was all a sick prank they planed
>Filthyfrank comes with a clock and goes "It's time to stop"

I laugh, then I die.

>>731319229
fuck! are they talking in tongues?
cast out the demons!!!!!

Cont (ok finally im just gonna dump my saved green texts now because the trolls wont stop)

>bone my mom
>bone my dad
>bone Joe
>bone C
>bone H
>bone my 7-year-old sister
>bone my dog's anus
>bone
>die from a cancerous thread

Op here

> Joe is just laying there
> Me and c too drunk to be of any real help
>We shake him we see blood
> He make noises thank God
> We lied and told him he blacked out
> Slowly gets up
> Ask for a beer
>Head back to the party
> We start talking again as if nothing happens
> Still wanted c so bad but she still so fixiated on fuckboi Joe
> Later on that night andy sixx shows up and we sucked magnificent logs from his butthole
> He had a huge dinner of meat loaf potatoes and gravy
>It was so joyous
> All the logs you can think of
>Creamy
>Soft
>Hard
> And some with nuts

Cont

>>731319551
Listen OP, I know your sad, but...
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

>>731319500
lel it's called le danish XD

yeah we're here to bring you demon cancer, enjoy

>>731319389

The uppermost kek in my jar of keks.

>>731319385
good shit

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what the fuck have I stumbled into

>>731319683
I didn't even know you guys were a thing till that South Park episode.

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>>731319581
fell for it

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>>731319551
pics of 7 year old

hey boys OP here again, let's finish this
>be, me in eight grade
>am complete beta fag
>have one friend which I play video games with all day
>am 6/10 friend is 8/10 and is alpha
>let's call him Joe
>Joe is popular in my class but isn't the most popular kid in school
>we have 3 parallel classes besides ours
>anyway
>am ofc jealous but try to expand my friend circle a bit more
>doesn't go well since I'm kinda awkward to talk with
>friend is invited to almost all of the parties
>I never am (this is ofc not in the USA but Denmark where everyone is more chill about alcohol)
>He doesn't invite me, keeps saying stuff like "you wouldn't like it"
>eventually get invited, have a good time and gets a little closer to Joe
>Joe starts talking to these 2 girls, he met at a party
>Joe and I get closer
>are bros now
>I still don't open up towards him
>dont know if I can trust him with big secrets
>my dad cheated on my mom, which is why they got divorced
>have trouble trusting people
>eventually start faking it
>not telling people the real stuff only bits and pieces
>man up and tell Joe I haven't had my first kiss
>he laughs at first but sees its very hard for me
>he understand, and later tells me he kind of already knew
>begin trusting him more but still doesn't tell him everything
>we were walking towards a store close to school one day
>me, Joe and a friend called P
>Joe starts teasing me a little
>tell him he's a fag
>he immediately responds at least I had my first kiss
>he laughs
>P laughs

>>731319765
i dont think they were a thing until the south park episode.

>>731319765
>>731319878
nope we first come to the world when south park came, all that viking bullshit? nah that was fucking sweden, big fat cunt

I was just wana know if OP got that sweet 14yo danish pussy.
Prime piece of pussy and likely a proper white blonde too.

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>>731319385
Pull out a fork and stab Joe in your kidney

Im trying to determine whether this is worthy of a screen cap or not...

>>731320239
no only incest is worthy (and children)

>>731320187
well OP said (i think it was him) that he will write the rest of the story because too many assholes.. so look for it tomorrow i guess :/ have seen danish 14yo pussy.. not different then the rest

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>>731319862
older pic

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>>731319878
Yah, that sounds right.
I checked a map of this Europe thingy and I can't find it anywhere

>>731320352
PEDO ALERT

>>731320357
Oh shit, is her name Helga? I think she's from my school.

>>731320377
when norway, sweden and germany takes your country.. feelsbadman.jpg

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>The faggots who were actually looking forward to OP's shit story trying to defend him.

>>731320225
this guy gets it

Op here.

>i fucked my dad when he was asleep

That was my first kiss

>>731320490
lel naaah.. was 14 myself back then XD long time ago, but the gym class was a good place

dam thread dieing not as many green texts chop chop "op"

>>731320500
what are you fucking 7?

fuck op mustve fallen asleep and or is being butt-raped in the mouth by joe

>>731320838
>butt raped in the mouth

>>731320802
Isn't everyone a 12 year old girl here?

>Me and Girl specimen C are teleported to my fathers anus.
>We are forced to fight off feces and ecoli as we travel through this cesspit.
>Suddenly, joe's cock comes rivveting up at us and we get sucked inside his peehole.
>We fuck
>We climb out of joes peehole
>We blaze it
>We jack it
>We fall into joes mouth
>We die.

>>731320838
>ja forste greentext vidste fandme ikke det var så mange rovhuller xD

>nå, men poster den i morgen

>det var sgu også et par år siden så ;/

that's OP right there

he says it's my first greentext, and he didn't know there would be so many assholes xD

well, will post it tomorrow

it's also a couple years ago so ;/

Yes Will post tomorrow

Going to sleep now

Bye guys

The perfect chaotic sounding song to sum up the insanity of this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5ijtz6Du_s

> Joe wakes up and calls me a faggot but is paralyzed from the pain

> C yells at me and calls me a gayboy

> To which I retort did you just assume my gender

> Which causes c to did you just assume mine
> We quickly realized we were in love

>C pulls her cock from under her tight see through panties
> She rips my pants of with her soft yet strong hands
> She kisses my boy pussy
> I sqiurm in pleasure
> Before I knew it was on top of Joe
> She thrust her powerful cock into me
> I was still a virgin
> It hurts so good I'm crying
> She flips me and puts it in my ass
> She quickly cums and forces Joe suck my cum fart
> Then she forces me to kiss Joe
> I am her slave
> The rest of the party gets hold of what's going on and she sells me for a drink and a pizza .
> Before I knew there was line
> She watch was multiple men jumped on my boy pussy each one filling it with their dirty cum
> I was nothing more than a towel for these boys to wipe their cum on me

And that's how I got my first kiss

>>731321419
What a fag, chances are none of us will see the same thread tomorrow.

Oh well, good night faggot, kiss Joe for me

Xddd

>>731312782
>not pretyped
>whole store might not be up today
fuck off

How do you get to be a beta in Denmark?

I had to spend 4 months in your dull as fuck country and the one thing going for it was the sheer quantity of willing pussy. Sweden eat your heart out, Denmark had it covered. It was so liberal that I'm shocked you could not get laid.

>>731319203
>alright it's me now guys

Uncontrollable laughter for some reason

>>731321910
Autism knows no bounds.
Also, tourists always get much easier pussy.
Also he was 16

>>731321910
It was hard for OP to talk with joe's cock rammed in his mouth 24/7

>>731320778

it's these fucking trolls man :( long story short thooo:

>fuck C through her black dress
>go full hentai on her

>>731322490
again not sure if troll think op is gone

>>731322490
I thought you went to bed, OP, no one cares, your thread got derailed because it was pointless, now please just go beddy byes, I will bring you blanky soon.

what an absolute fucking useless cunt.

when tomorrow tough

ey OP?

er dine examer allerede begyndt? burde det ik være læse ferie forst?? og please post den om aften for ville gerne hore resten ^^

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WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THREAD!?

>>731317333
>She messages my asshole
Im fucking dying

New fag of 4 is years and this is the most I've laughed on 4chan

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>>731315895
kek

>>731324301
autism