H-Hello Anonymous! I-It's that time again~ D-do you

F-fuck off!

>>731296391
hi

I love you

Is this for real?

Hi, are you a trap?

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>>731296532
Y-you sound stressed dear. I-is something the matter?

>>731296587
Hello!

>>731296624
I l-love you one more <4

>>731296647
A-absolutely

>>731296391
tits or gtfo

>>731296391
why do you do streams with stockings on you harlot

>>731296391
Hi Alice. *open arms to hug*. have a good day miss.

Alice is your voice recovering?

>>731296391
hey tell me something nice.

>>731296391
did you draw that? Also are you A TRAP?

>>731296391
I love how your dog is like "Da fuk are you doing?"

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and the ride begins again! BotW again today (hoping so)

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a-are you a trap
f-faggot

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>>731296695
No.

>>731296749
Not attention whoring, t-try harder <4

>>731296758
*hugs you back softly* H-hello! Have a l-lovely day too!

>>731296825
obvious trap is obvious

>>731296391
Hello Alice, i don't know if i can trust you

>>731296391
wtf am i doing with my life

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>>731296391

>>731296391
one day we're gonna get to see what's behind that face and it's going to be hideous

>>731296954
>Not attention whoring, t-try harder <4
Rule still applies: tits or gtfo

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>>731296800
Y-yes.

>>731296823
I t-think that you are lovely <4

>>731296825
No.

>>731296845
Y-yep! That's what I'm playing today~

do you know who lewis tech is

Why are you doing this?

>>731297145
a lot of unhappy people in this thread, how do you stay so positive?

>>731296391
Tits or GTFO.

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>>731296838
N-Nano is very inquisitive.

>>731296865
No.

>>731297041
W-why wouldn't you be able to trust me?

>>731297199
i know she is like boxxy but less annoying and not a troll

lmao did you tell spicer you were going to do this shit again?

tits or gtfo, you attention whoring bitch

>>731297306
Are you a trap ?

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>>731296391
Hi

>>731296391
Can you Grant me immortality AS in like forever Young?

>>731296391
Record a vocaroo of you moaning pls?

>>731296391
when is face reveal alice?

>>731297306
It's sad but i'm not sure if you're a real girl or not. I always liked talking to girls on the internet, even though i'm sure i would repulse you irl.

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>>731297146
Y-yes I've seen a f-few of his videos before.

>>731297180
B-because /b/ is my home and I'm h-here to take care of it. <4

>>731297199
B-because if I don't no one else w-will

>>731297417
>>731297452
No. S-stop asking.

>>731296391
whats the best question to ask you ?

>>731296391
Hello Alice! Do you think La Pen will win the French Presidential Office?

>>731297491
Y-yeah, I'm pretty sure you would repulse me too..

>>731296391
What is your favourite anime, Alice?

>>731297548
Record a vocaroo of you moaning pls?

>>731297306
>inquisitive
Do you like Touhou?
Also, do you like acting? or theater?

>>731296391
Hi.
Have a good day.

>>731297606
fake

>>731297548
what anime would you recommend for someone who is just getting into anime?

I used to call you a trap. I still can't be sure but I realised that this kind of slander is wrong whether or not it's true.

Pls forgive me.

hey alice.
will she leave her joke of a boyfriend for me?

<4
Haven't seen that one since 2005

>>731297606
And if i tell you that last weekend i fapped inside my girlfriend's 17 yo daughter's brand new sexy panties before she even had a chance to let her bf see them on her?

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>>731297420
H-hello dear~

>>731297450
N-no I can't, I'm sorry.

>>731297487
I-it's on my patreon dear <4 /alicemargatroid

>>731297606
N-not me.

>>731297564
N-no politics.

>>731297553
U-use your head s-silly~! T-this is for helping other anons though.. I-it's a general help thread <4

>>731296391
I think I know you from the ssl discord. If that was you I was sad you left.

Where's Tsukasa?
#FREELOWERCASE

>>731297668
Person with the name of Alice, with a picture covering face, of Alice

>Do you like Touhou?

>>731297792
Chinko shaberu ?

>>731297792
will i ever find a girl that i want to be with that wants me too ?

>>731297792
How well do you know Reimu?

>>731297883
So... does she like Touhou?

Alice, who are your top 5 favorite people and your top 5 most hated people?

Hi, what can I do to stop thinking about her? Vidya isn't helping, nor is gym and I just can't find a way out

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>>731297719
Cowboy Bebop. O-or Trigun.

>>731297668
T-that's where I'm f-from dear.

>>731297680
T-thank you very much!

>>731297786
I-I don't know who you are r-referring to.

>>731298025
A-as long as you can l-love yourself e-enough for someone else to.

>>731298044
W-we are besties, o-of course!

>>731298088
no

>>731296391
Record a vocaroo of you moaning pls?

>>731298161
how am i supposed to "love" myself ? what does that mean ?

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Hello Alice! How have you been? And can I please have a hug? <3

>>731298246
Masturbate.

>>731296391
Its night over here, gonna go to bed cause I feel not well and feel pretty lonely as fuck. A little hug might be nice. Havent had one in long now. You will get one in return too!

banana posting is affecting my mental health what do

>>731298161
alice, I like to hurt people emotionally, why I feel good with this?

>>731298161
I'm talking about Sandra Katherine, Alice.

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>>731298230
A-again, no.
>>731298089
Favorites:
1. Grace Hopper
2. Dennis Ritchie
3. Brian Kernighan
4. Alexia Massalin
5. Spike Speigal
Hated:
1. No one. <4

>>731298106
W-who, dear?

>>731296391
I have a girlfriend i love, but sometimes i'd like to have a girl friend (note the space) in my life with with i could just cuddle more or less naked without sexual tension

>>731298432
Everyone hates someone.

>>731298557
true, but it doesnt mean you hate em per se.

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>>731298377
*wraps her arms around you and hugs you close*
I-I'm alright, h-how are you?

>>731298396
*hugs you tightly and kisses your forehead* S-sleep well anonymous~!

>>731298401
You have ASPD; seek medical attention

>>731298557
N-not me!

>>731296391
Record a vocaroo of you moaning pls?

>>731296391
Hi

>>731298557
I hate myself

>>731298432
kek, next month it will be ash catchum all

>>731298694
Prove it.

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>>731298246
Learn to enjoy who you are as a person. Work at respecting what you do and find fulfillment in. Understand yourself, your motivations, your merits and your flaws. If you need too, change your actions and goals to find ones that allow you to build your self respect. At least, that's a start...

I'm contemplating torture-murdering my ex Alice. My disgust for him (faggot) is beyond human comprehension and I feel it is my god given duty to brutally remove him from our planet. I've considered strangling, forcing him to swallow ammonia, hot cast-iron in the anus, weight compression on his chest, possibly all at once. His mother died of an overdose so I thought it would be appropriate if maybe I drugged him as well while enduring torture, maybe make a collage of pictures of his family that he can see while he suffers. I also want to dress as a clown.

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>>731296391
Who are you, and yes, I could use a hug Anon!

>>731298432
Aw, you still post! Great to see you Alice. :3

>>731298829
but i know people who have girlfriends who dont have this kind of deep fulfillment.
actually i dont even know if ANY person EVER has this. it sounds unreal to me. a fantasy.

>>731298432
Let's call her F, we broke up a while ago and now we're kinda dating again but she told me that she doesn't feel like going out with me anymore, even for the simplest of things like sharing an ice cream together. I think it's my fault but all I'm trying to do is fixing my past mistakes...

Hi Alice/Celty just wanted to wish you a good night before I go to work hope you been doing well.
t. (Razor's friend)

>>731298694
How can you not hate Hitler? Do you support what he did?

Ninja thread fuck these roasties

>>731298694
but when I feel ok with hurting people, why I should seek for medical attention? I mean, I´m okay with this, and I´m enjoying this. I just want to know, why this is so

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>>731299085

>>731299114
because you have a mental disorder.

>>731298691
alica i fell for this girl.
she's 21yo, just became a mother and she's totaly unsatisfied with her boyfriend. i dont want to be her boyfriend alice, i want her to give birth to my child, make family and be my girl till the end of all days she's my 10/10 and she has a heart of gold.. will she leave her joke of a boyfriend for me if i wholheartedly do evrything to become her man and will she be faithful?

>>731298694
Aren´t you just a sweet one. Thanks, that actually felt nice. Have a warm embrace back from me, OP. Have a nice rest of the day

>>731298715
B-but why are you such a faggot ?

Honestly Alice I don't know what keeps me goin'

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>>731299135

>>731299231
dafuq i guess i accidently messed up the post no

plz resond to my post here>>731297845

>>731299305
because niggers like you think youre clever

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>>731299135
Yeee

>>731296391
Hi Alice,
can i hug you and just stay both in silence for a time?

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>>731299135
>>731299322
Desu desu

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>>731298418
I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I don't know w-who you are talking about..

>>731298397
Get off of /b/ for a w-while.

>>731298796
Prove w-what?

>>731298715
W-why do you hate yourself, dear?

>>731298550
D-do you not enjoy cuddling w-with your significant other?

>>731298246
Sorry f-for the late reply, I l-lost the post I was making.

>>731298997
M-my name is Alice3D! *wraps her arms around you and hugs you close*

>>731299000
N-nice trips! I-I've been posting e-everyday so I d-don't know how you've missed my threads.

>>731299049
I-I'm so s-sorry anonymous b-but I must tell you that you n-need to e-either break up or talk to h-her about this situation.

>>731299114
B-because you have ASPD and you n-need medical attention.

>>731299231
Y-you shouldn't be trying t-to end someone's relationship f-for your personal gain.

>>731299381
kys sandnigger

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>>731299040
It's a journey, not a goal. As for others having girlfriends while not having this self love.... what does it matter? They are different from you with different strengths and weaknesses, and even so you never see the internal struggles of those around as they do. What is important in the long run is how you help yourself. Try not to compare yourself to others to strictly... it's often not a fair comparison..

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>>731296391
Whats the best way to handle stress. I feel myself going crazy and i don't know how to stop it.

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>>731299448
Gtfo nigger, ninjas are my people

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>>731299388
*wraps her arms around you and kisses your cheeck*

>>731299460
W-what's stressing you out? Could you give me a few examples?

If you're here for me then I need tits. I'll die if you don't post a pic of your tits.

>>731299447
*Hugs you back* Never knew someone like you was on /b/! It's a breath of fresh air!

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>>731299517

Hi alice I am enlisting into the us army. I've been waiting 2 years now to enlist because of medical shit. I keep being told I'm on the home stretch and almost there....but I just can't take it anymore. I want to enlist I love my country and want to serve but I'm breaking apart at the seams due to stress and I don't know what to do. I can't talk to anyone irl about it or else I will be disquallified. I am scared for my future.

>>731299447
But Alice, why I need medical help? This wont kill me, and on the other hand it makes me happy.

It´s a win win situation?

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T-these t-threads m-make m-me i-irationally a-angry. The thought of some weird little crossdressing animu faggot actually taking the effort to u-use a-a h-hypen on every word sends me in a black, blistering rage

>>731299447
I hope you get hit by a bus.

>>731298550
>>731299447

I love cuddling with her of course, but i don't know... sometimes i'd want something else, i'm not quite sure what. It's making me kinda sad plus i feel like i'm cheating her

>>731298161
>Cowboy Bebop. O-or Trigun.
How generic, he should watch parasite the Maxim, bokono (not boko no pico) or wakfu

>>731299594
Kill yourself Hitler

>>731299458
but i still feel lost.

>>731299517
mujahedin u mean!

>>731299447
>either break up or talk to her
Yeah I was thinking about this as well. Thanks Alice, have a good night.

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>>731299682
Become a ninja now faggot desu

a girl i was madly in love with for over a year, spent hundreds on, and loved with all my heart, cheated on me on new years. since then she's had 4 different boyfriends, and all of them ended differently,(this is HS so 4 is a lot) but i am still obsessed but we don't talk, what do?

>>731299682
I consider them one of the few remaining charming things about /b/

>>731299648
Do it!

If Alice would really like to protect her home, she would do the same!

>>731299577
>>>731299388 (You)
Thank you Alice, you're such a nice girl... *kiss you lightly in the neck*

I'm here for you too you know

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>>731299725
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get off this site faggot
Roasties will seduce you

hi alice. how do I convince myself that I'm not worthless?

>>731299688
Its Baccano sorry

Hi sweetie, would you help me to cum?

>>731299682
>inb4 inevitable passive-agressive "b-but w-why are you s-so mad? What's the m-matter?"

I hope someone staves your head in with a pipe wrench, d-dude.

>>731296391
-hugs Alice and brings her peanutbutter cookie bars-

>>731299577
>W-what's stressing you out? Could you give me a few examples?

Family is in shambles, no money, about to lose house, just lost job, having a very hard time finding another, haven't just woke up from a 12 hour sleep after being away since Saturday morning.

>>731299816
As do I, it's lost a lot of it's charm recently, and this is one of the few good things that remain

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>>731299863

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>>731299589
I've been h-here for 6+ y-years now.

>>731299682
I h-hope that you find happiness and joy i-in your life. <4

>>731299685
If it f-feels like you're cheating on her w-why don't you stop?

>>731299758
You're w-welcome. I h-hope things work out for you!

>>731299812
G-get a hobby.

>>731299874
Y-you aren't worthless. I l-love you, Anonymous. <4

>>731296391
How many gb of anime pictures do you have to do this?

>>731299856
Another tiny asian pussy, right what she deserves

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>>731298969
...not Alice, but... your resentment in the long run is only going to end up destroying you... if you hurt this person it will only come back to you... legally, emotionally or (if you're into that sort of thing) spiritually. This is your life, don't do something that could destroy your life... go talk to a therapist about your resentment and learn to make peace with it, learn from, move on and create a better life for yourself. Please...

>>731299708
Maybe consider talking a therapist (LPC/LCSW/psychologist). A good place to start is just looking at your current life, and your future goals and seeing if you think they are respectable (notice I left out past which you can do nothing about) and then maybe updating your goals (1year, 5years and 10years from now) or reworking them.

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>>731296391
I'm sick of people yelling at me for things that aren't my fault. My mother just lost her phone and spent 30 minutes yelling at me for not being able to find it for her. And when I did find it, she never said thanks.

What the fuck!

how do i get laid im autistic and have no friends thx

>>731299648
Protecting your homeland by blowing up sand niggers. How retarded can u get.

>>731296391
trap
gay
fuck off

>>731299648
What MOS do you want? Basic training is all an act. Just play the game, and don't take any of the stuff your DI/DS says personally.

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>>731300049
I h-hope you find your way under a train. >6

everywhere i go i feel like i'd rather be somewhere else, i'm empty inside and all of my antidepressants help none, i just wish i were dead and inb4 "gtfo attention seeking whore" but i just dont know how to feel happy anymore. please help me

>>731300143
get a carpet, pray to ur sand god

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>>731300050
I d-don't have any anime ones.. I am f-from a video game.

>>731300092
I d-do not like to be blamed for things like that without any proof either! I'm s-sorry you have to deal w-with that. It's v-very frustrating.

>>731300202
Y-you sound like you could need a hug~

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>>731300202
Reeeeeeeeee!
Fuck roasties

>>731300049
How much would it cost to pound your pussy?

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alice! i love you as one of my closest friends and respect you for how smart and cool you are.

>>731300049
>>>731299685 (You)
Well it's hard to change how i feel, and i do some very wrong things behind her back, even though i won't ever really cheat on her.

i did it too much with my ex

>>731299648
>I want to join the army
>I'm losing my mind because they're taking their time in letting me join the army

Have fun in basic dude lol holy shit

>>731300090
>LPC/LCSW/psychologist
do you think thats neccessary ?

I feel like i have no time for this and its not woth my time.

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>>731300049
Sadly I've never seen one of your threads, you seem like such a wonderful person, I'm sorry for not noticing you until now!

>>731300341
I pray to god this is ironic.

>>731300341
top kek

get a life

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>>731300312
I need you to stop putting on d-dresses and a-acting like a colossal faggot

I would genuinely like to stomp the hell out of you. I don't often feel like doing that to anyone.

>>731300533
stop posting this stuff

>>731299760
>>731299517
how many american eagle shirts do you fucking have anon

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>>731300471
Common roastie tactic
Get the fuck off of this site you disgust me.

Oh great, it's this cunt again who makes cringey jokes while playing games on a shitty Twitch channel. please remember to sage this shit, anons

SAGED

>>731300533
You s-should visit a doctor dear

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>>731300608
What s-stuff

>>731300608
kek

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I'm in love with my best friend. She was crushing on me hard before, but I wasn't sure how strongly I really felt about her so I said that I wanted to wait to be sure but she suddenly got a boyfriend and at the same time she's been flirting with me and because I'm lonely and in love I can't stay away and getting someone to cheat with you is horrible and I feel extremely ashamed especially since I am a Christian and I've sworn to myself to stop doing those things with her and a few days ago she completely destroyed my trust by revealing some of my secrets to one of her friends and I've been ignoring her ever since and I don't know what to do because I'm in love and this really isn't going to have a happy ending.

I don't think any advice could possibly help, but if there's anything you can say that might comfort me a little I will be in debt to you.

>>731296391
Alice, why do people complain about threads they don't like on 4chan?

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>>731300411
Necessary.. probably not, most people think you have to have a serious mental illness to see a therapist, but time & time again it is shown that with a strong therapeutic relationship can help improve just about anyone's life. That being the case... only you get to decide how much time to invest in yourself, if you or someone else just forces you into it, the likelihood of it helping diminishes greatly. I just want to offer up what I can for you...

and with that.. I'm off to go watch stream....
if you need further assistance see:

>>731300471

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>>731300660
Already did

>>731297548
>because /b/ is my home and I'm here to take care of it
I really admire the potential this community has but seriously why would anyone consider /b/ as a home?
Well I guess though that this question reflects back to myself.
I can say whatever I want without being yelled at. I can swear and the others realize that I don't really mean it. It's like a tiny corner of the Internet where people can still act however they want without suffering any consequences in their real life. Here you can truly understand the human nature. So the real question is.. , do you stick around for this same reason?

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>>731300734
B-because I'm an attention whore who types like a-a Jew xd

>>731298401
Because it's fun as fuck.

>>731296391
Thanks :(

>>731296391
show tits

>>731296391
I just broke up with my gf

>now seeking help from a 490lb neckbeard playing a cartoon girl

>>731300946
u really wanna see man boobs?

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>tfw alice send you a friend request

you niggers are lame this roastie should have been doxxed or raided a long time ago. fucking nu/b/'s

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>>731300985
>implying that he had a girlfriend

Oh my god this thread is cancerous

>>731300749
ok thanks but i still have one question....why are all these people obsessed with feet ?

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>>731301053
So get to it, faggot

When you take a shit do you expect someone else to wipe your ass?

>>731296391
Hi there! :)

>>731301053
I love it when you retards talk about 'old' /b/.

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Get the fuck off this site reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>731301009
feminine man boobs

>>731300312
Thanks for all your threads Alice! I'd hug you if I could

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I find myself often trying to be the nicest to people when i'm at my worst. Are you doing this because you wanna feel better or out of a desire to help people?

>>731301249
What the fuck

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>>731301160
that...well... to each their own... feet aren't really my thing either... but people find thing sexy.... good luck!

>>731301249
Threads like this are a reminder of what /b/ used to be like - go back to your rate my dick thread

>>731300312
When you tell us anons you hope we find happiness / love us / care about us in any way...
Do you really mean it?

>>731296391
My dream is to have a girlfriend that is just like you ;-;

>>731299447
fu-fu-fucking kill yourself you waste of space.

Jesus dude you're just getting fags hard, you're not actually helping anyone.

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>>731301377
Nigger get out

>>731301223
people have been talking about old /b/ when /b/ was a newborn beb.

>>731301464
What fucking losers like you t-t-talking to a cunt online pretending you actually have friends?
Just stop pretending and kill yourself already.

>>731296391
I just graduated today after spending all my life in school and now, I don't even know what to do.

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>>731301464
>having a roastie give desperate neckbeards attention
>anything like old b
Kys please for everyone

Is today the day we see those lovely burn scars?

>>731301501
You don't call me an ape and just get away with it

every minute of every day i am completely exhausted. its been like this all of my life. my father is the same way, neither of us are capable of sleeping more that 5 hours in a night. sleeping pills dont work becuase they last so long that by the time im up its still in effect and makes me incapable of thinking straight all the next day. i put zero effort into my life because literlaly all i want is for everyone and everything to go the fuck away so that i can lie down. i look gaunt as fuck and frankly im going to die young if my body keeps this shit up. literally nothing seems to help the situation, its like im cursed. if i could end my life painlessly i would do it in a heartbeat, all i want in this god damn life is to sleep...

>>731301801
an hero then you bitch

>>731301615
Your first sentence literally makes no sense, but I'm sorry you're feeling so triggered anon

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>>731301791
Apes and niggers are different!
Apes can form communities.

>>731301657
>he's been here since March

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>>731296391
I like your outfit, cute.
I like your doggo, yorkies are the best. Name?
Will you ever stop the stutter text?
Why
><4
??
Also, how much do you weigh may I ask?

I like how this triggers more people then all those shitty same posts over and over again.

>>731301884
True but niggers can form gangs

>>731301882
I'm sorry you can't differentiate between two different contexts using the same word. it like literally like literally literally

Off yourself you 16 year old cunt.

>>731301010
So Caramel Dansen?

>>731301801
>eat healthy
>get into a sports
>train regularly as you have never before

>enjoy your 12 hrs of sleep

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>>731302074
That's true
I concede

>>731301615
>>731301657
god will you people shut the fuck up? a lot of people look forward to these threads, some of them feel that this character this guy/girl is playing is a shoulder for them to cry on when none exist in t heir lives. this person puts a lot of effort into these threads and genuinely makes some people feel better while getting nothing in return. its also the only OC /b/ sees these days.

but of course since you people are all such jaded fucks youre incapable of seeing these threads as anything other than an attention seeking faggot trolling people, if you actually bothered to pay attention to these threads instead of just hopping in to shitpost then hopping out you would understand why there is a market for threads such as these on 4chan, what role they play and why people enjoy them so much. quit crying because your skewed perspective blinds you to one of the few actually worthwhile threads on this shit site

>>731296391
Tell us about your father

I cannot read the first word to save my life, "Something help with Alice"? Yemenal? Oh, general? Is that a G?

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>>731302239
Uhh.. your might want to rewrite that and send it through again

>>731302140
tried all of it before, im a diagnosed insomniac and no degree of exercise has ever made the slightest difference and i have made a huge effort to cook healthy shit for myself every day. im not you, im someone who is cursed whose brain will not allow him the rest he fucking needs and as a result im pretty much fucked

My day was utter shit console me please even though I prefer men.

>>731302104
Goddamn - I was hoping for some sort of banter anon, but this is boring.

>>731302239
It's pathetic dude get over it

>>731301380
did you just call me sexy ?
yeah, good luck, too.

>>731302239
>caring about shitposters on a shitpost board
It's cool anon - plenty of people like these threads

Tits or gtfo

>>731302406
im pretty much the opposite of you and still am fucking tired as hell throughout the day.

>>731302239
Wow you're such a fag, boohoo im sad and alone.

Who gives a fuck? Get over it you beta pussy.

>>731302434
Anon passing by. Sorry to hear that, hope things will look brighter soon. They will keep doing your best. Why not take a a small break and do something fun now?

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>>731302609
You're as bad as a roastie

>>731302463
All you had to offer was "literally lol" and "triggered" the fuck kind of position do you think you're in to have the audacity to claim MY banter is bad?

You're fucking terrible yourself.

>>731302655
>>731302755

Damn nigga kek speaketh thru me.

>>731302404
>>731302476
enjoy your failure lives of ripping on stuff that is completely irrelevant to your interests online simply because you feel the need to let the world know how much you hate every tiny little aspect of it

why bother posting in a thread that doesnt cater to your interests? because you are prideful, self assured morons who need to project their anger onto whoever you can, generally random anons on 4chan. learn to filter content that doesnt interest you instead of wasting your time. oh wait, you wont do that will you, because you are unstable fucks who need to put down others in order to feel normal

>>731302755
Nice work lad - let the autistic rage flow through you

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>>731302720

>>731302858
hilarious and original.gif

>>731300617
>Common roastie tactic
>roastie
You saying "she" has an outie pussy?
How do you know? What do "women" with outie vaginas do that innies don't?

>>731302720
>someone spent time making that image
I guess everyone needs a hobby, or something.

>>731302913
And yet here you are, still quietly raging :3

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>>731302849
But that's how wrong you are!
I love these threads and exposing roasties!

>>731302969
Wow are you actually 16?

>>731302655
youre incapable of understanding why i made that post, and incapable of making a rational rebuttal. of course, your autistic, prideful brain will respond to me again because your inferiority complex drives you to put down others so you can feel normal. you have nothing to contribute to this thread, why take part in it? oh right, because you project your fear and anger at the world onto people online because you hate your life. enjoy your meaningless existence and prideful idiocy that drives you to waste your time shitting on random internet people for liking things that you dont in a sad attempt to stroke your tiny ego

>>731303017
You tried that line already

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>>731302969

You have some nice legs Alice :D

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>>731296391
Hi Alice.
I always have a dream of packing for a vacation. Once my bags are packed i either go to a dock or airport getting ready to board, then something happens where i miss my trip. What do?

>girls
>good at games
This is how I know you're male, Adam.

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>>731302862
There is still time for you!
Sit and think about your actions

>>731303057
Actually I'm just procrastinating writing my essays.

On the other hand, you're getting defensive because this is the only way you can lie to yourself about actually having someone who cares for your problems.

You've just admitted that the only person you, and the other losers in this thread, have to talk to is someone who pretends to be "Alice3D" in her spare time because she wants to big herself up emotionally.

You're being used and you're (if you weren't an emotional wreck) getting nothing out of it.

Seriously, consider suicide.

>>731303075
I'm being serious, what kind of spastic uses "literally" and then uses a ":3" face what's next, XD?

>>731296391
No amount of camera angling will ever hide those man shoulders.

>>731303402
rip

>>731302849
It's much more simple than that: it entertains me.

>>731296391
Will your Twitch streams continue and are you still responding to serious e-mails sent to you, Alice?

>>731303302
autism detected

>>731302849
cry about it some more fag

>>731303529
yeah cause having a pair of balls and not needing to cry to a stranger anonymously is autistic lmao

>>731303608
autism reached new heights.

>>731303371
:o

>>731303771
well played.

>>731302239
>God will you people shut the fuck up?
I agree with you that these threads are nice but this attitude is the worst. If you think that whoever disagrees should just shut up then we are no better than Tumblr. THAT IS THE ONE THING THAT 4chan has; freedom of speech. It may be excessive sometimes but that is the nature of /b/

>>731303754
>Facebook tier baiting
Keep it Up!

>>731303754
well shit guess I better stop talking to everyone I know because they don't understand my pain quite like Alicechan le xd does.

>>731303817
>>731296391
>>>731302239
>>God will you people shut the fuck up?
>It may be excessive sometimes but that is the nature of /b/
It's beautiful.

>>731303810
Thanks man, but I think I need to stop shitposting for a bit or practice a lot more

>>731296391
why you where banned ?

>>731303869
if they have a degree in psychology maybe they do.

>>731303835
thanks

Alice can you tell me that everything will be okay ):

>>731304120
ayylmoa u need pills bro now I have a degree in psychology right? xddd gender is a spectrum brooo

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>>731302404
>>731302476
>>731302655
Honestly, you people are the bottom of the barrel, the lowest of the low. There's a limit to all in good fun ya know? That limit gets crossed when assholes like you start going after other people for your shits and giggles. So what if these threads are run by a boy who likes to dress as a girl? Don't hand me the whole 'Camwhore' thing for the sake of backing up your own arguments, you all full well know none of you shitlords did this to Boxxie. Honestly, stop being assholes and trying to preserve what /b/ was and move with what it is, yeah, so what, Alice is a trans person, what gives you the right to go after the people who like her?

Oh, that's right, nothing. Retards like you should have been aborted at conception, the lot of you are disgusting fuckboi's with nothing better to do than to make others lives worse.

I have a few instructions for you

1. Go to your local Gun Shop
2. Steal a firearm, any kind will do
3. Find the nearest restroom while carrying some Ammo
4. Load the gun
5. Shoot your balls off. DO IT FAGGOT!

You spend time on here going after people who are actually trying to be well adjusted human beings, and that's why you'll never know the touch of a woman, because the lot of you are disgusting, degenerate assholes with nothing better to do than go after others for no reason.

Go get hit by a car, you Special Snowflake Shit Stains.

Before you say it, yes, I am mad motherfucker, yeah, I do have a problem with your bullshit.

Hi Alice-chan, I've been wanting to chek your streams but college is fucking killing me.
Wish me luck in this exam week ;-;

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>>731304250
what a fucking loser

>>731304243
ayylmao god fuck me jesus fucking christ amirite yes?
LOOLL lel kekekkeke

REEEEE
<333!!111!!=!?!??!?!

YES ?
NO HOMO

/b/ro

>>731297145
Do you have a chronic or terminal illness?

>>731304450
nigger

>>731304450
i forgot :

logarithmic gender energy !!!!

>>731304390
At least I wont die a virgin, like your worthless ass. Don't hand me shit about getting pussy either, Pics or it didn't happen faggot.

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>>731304323
Op is not here.

>>731304250
*tips fedora*

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>>731304658
he said whilst talking to a tranny because there's nobody else to talk to in his life

>>731296391
I want u alice

>>731296391
In need of hugging.
>Friend that is girl
>Never thought I had a chance
>Breaks up from her husband
>Be friend while she works through it
>Make move
>rejected.jpg
>Swallow pride think we can be friends
>Month later she kisses me
>Think I'm smitten, made it, no longer alone
>No further contact after kissing
>Month later she moves away from nervous breakdown
>Try and keep in contact but little to no response
>Year later
>She rings me out the blue
>I was in the middle of stuff and didn't answer
>Rang back later, no answer
>Days pass, still no response from her.
>Know she has seen messages
>Feel like shit, just want my friend back
>Kicking myself for not dropping everything and answering
>Don't understand why I'm being treated like this

She rang me, obviously wants to talk, but why no response now?

I wanna fucking die

>>731305009
shotgun, most effective way to guarantee it

>>731304250
Pls be b8 no one could be that beta omg

>>731296391
Why do you do that stutter if I may ask?

>>731304250
what the fuck lmao, autism incarnate.

>>731305220
because it's a fucking trap

Wtf no shitposts so disapointed impusibur

>>731304859
First off, 'she' fuckboi, get it right

At least I have someone to talk to, and I'm not a worthless Neckbeard picking Cheetos out of his disgusting beard while calling for his fucking mom to bring him more hot pockets because your 400 pound ass can't walk up the stairs of your basement, you worthless, basement dwelling scum.

>>731304250
is Asuka sitting on a toilet?

Op died?

>>731305327
Pls staph this isnt a cringe threat

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>>731305327
>Cheetos
>not Doritos
>Hot Pockets
>not chicken tendies
ISHYGDDT

>>731305090
Like I give a shit what you call me, all you little fuckbois do by making a Hierarchy is make it more abundantly clear which one is not getting laid tonight.

>>731305260
>Autism Incarnate

Big words coming from a retard like yourself, do you feel like a big boy when you use big boy words, Tater tard?

>>731305327
wow you really are a loser

"im a grill" fuck off you tranny, die.

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>>731305577
t. betaboy

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>>731305577
Dude
Its just a thread

>>731305577
this cant be real

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>>731305811
the internet is srsbsns for a reason, we've entered the spirit world here

>>731305703
wait.
can trannies have their period?

>>731296391
Hello, I suffer from chronic masturbation and the other depressed symptoms. Any advice on the masturbation?

>>731305437
Then why the fuck are you here bitchboi? If it's not a cringe thread you should stop typing, after all, a worthless neck beard like you is the hardest kind of cringe.

>>731305568
Like I give a shit what you eat or what you like, because I don't.

>>731305811
You think I give a shit? Pipe down or GTFO asshole.

>>731305703
By the number on the scale it's gonna be a long time before I die, you, not so much Diabeetus Motherfucker.

>>731305947
As real as your Dad not loving you fuckstick

>>731306222
damn nigga, trips, guess i am gonna die of diabeetus.

you are really sad tho lmao

>>731306158
Not OP, but do it moar? I don't fucking know?

>>731306133
Who gives a fuck?

seriously, even if you are a girl, what difference does it make to you being an overly emotional faggot?

kys.

>>731296391
twitch link?

>>731306222
lmao someone has a stick of a reasonable size in their anal cavity.
Are you testing out the period feature in your new tranny kit?
>>731306423
kys urself

>>731306222
you sound pretty mad bro

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>>731300312
If you took away the anime pics and the stutter this guy would sound like such a fag. Oh wait. He already does.

>>731306373
I want to not masturbate anymore

>>731306222
Hahahaha fucking autistic kid kys get irl friend