Fluffy Thread
Last one hit the image limit. Thanks Chocky Chicken.
I thought we could try something different. What if we tried to make something on Pixelcanvas.io. We have to agree on something here. I think this picture is a good idea. Thoughts?
>>731287175
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-63,4575
Bumping with some good ol' soon-mummah abuse. Anybody got good related art/stories?
>>731287667
>>731287925
>>731288064
>>731288177
>>731288256
Hey, look! It's Merlin and his enfie-babbeh!
>>731288280
Someone else start contributing. I'm tired.
>>731288366
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Chocobo post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” chocobo guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking chocobo. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic chickenfucking NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “Kweh.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>731288381
>>Wamewen nu am enfie babeh mistuh, Wamewen am Mewin's sissy!
>>731288494
Definitely the autism hit you hard
>>731288366
Kweh
>>731288723
Kweh.
>>731288749
Kweh.
>>731288791
Kweh
>>731288919
Those are parts of some more, but I only have these two
>>731288654
Aw, come on, Merlin! Look how much these stallions enjoy their enfie-babbehs!
>>731288654
>>731289009
>>731289039
Kweh
>>731289078
Kweh.
>>731289053
>>731289114
Kweh
>>731289137
Kweh.
>>731289125
>>731289169
Kweh
>>731289190
Kweh.
>>731289233
Kweh
>>731289250
Kweh.
>>731289289
Kweh
>>731289321
Kweh.
>>731289341
Kweh
>>731288494
That's the most tiny sweat-shirt I've ever seen.
>>731289417
Kweh.
>>731289455
Kweh
>>731289447
>>731289491
Kweh.
>>731288064
F*ck, "enfie poopies".
Nice.
>>731289526
Kweh
>>731289009
i cant believe he won $200 for that fucking shit
>>731289563
Kweh.
>>731289065
Skoon was and remains a massive faggot
>>731289596
Kweh
>>731289579
As one comment said, go full edgy to win the money. I expected a way better one
>>731289649
Kweh
>>731289682
Kweh.
>>731289702
Kweh
>>731289742
Kweh.
>>731289759
Kweh
>>731289797
Kweh.
>>731289817
Kweh
>>731289947
Kweh.
>>731289984
Kweh
>>731290022
Kweh.
>>731290049
Kweh
>>731290106
Kweh.
>>731290135
Kweh
>>731290187
Kweh
>>731290221
brb food
Kweh.
>>731290299
>>731290221
>>731290187
>>731290164
>>731290135
>>731290106
>>731290049
>>731290022
>>731289984
>>731289947
>>731289817
2 good wastes of dubs
-sigh-
Can we all just massreport the fucker? Eventually mods will get the hint.
>>731289009
>>Merlin looks horrified and backs away
>>"What am dat sheit? Keep dat away frum Wamewen!!"
That's why autistic chocobo kids shouldn't have access to a computer. Even to have the right to live. As well as down-syndromed and other deformations they should be aborted as soon as they're detected. Go choke yourselves trying to wear by your own a t-shirt
>>731290299
>>731290381
and here i thought you faggots didn't know how to communicate...like people
btw enjoy mummies tendies
>>731289679
Yep, I wish I had known it was an edgelord running the contest, I would have never even worked hard to submit anything for it.
Kweh
>>731290522
is that work yours? I've seen them on the booru and they're actually awesome. I would have given the money to the one who made those (puppets?)
"Fluffy Hell"
Gentlemen?
>aww cwap, singin, mind if I go poopsies?
Shits are evil, you wont miss it
We'll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella, rolled up and stored like a bag'a'compost
You're on level One of Fluffy Hell!
Rape is wrong, so are beatings
So is stealing someone's lawn
Let's let lady luck decide what type of torture's justified
I'm pit-boss here on level Two!
OOH! Deep-Fried Fluffy!
>jus teww me whyy
Please read this fifty-five page warrant
>thewe must be fwuffies wose than I
We've checked around, there really arent!
>then pwease wet me expwain my cwimes wewe meawy boyish pwanks
You've shat on boyscouts, nuns and banks!
>Aw don't blame me blame my upbringing!
Please stop shitting while I'm singing
Killing fluffies is wrong
The Population needs them to survive
HEY FLUFFY, GONNA MAKE SOME NOISE WITH YOUR NUTSACK CRUSHED BY THE /b/EASTLY BOYS
*crunching noise*
THAT'S WHATCHYA WHATCHYA GET ON LEVEL FIVE!
Raping Children, fixing foalfights, publishing abusive magazines, you'll pay for every crime, knee-deep in corrosive slime!
You'll suffer 'till the end of time, enduring tortures, most of which rhyme
Trapped forever here in Fluffy Hell!
- By King C
>>731290808
they are mine and I will be making more to sell :) They are needle felted wool with hand painted glass eyes.
The big one took about 24-26 hours to make, the small one took 7-9 hours.
The next one I will be making is the one in the comic I made, pic related
The starting bid will be $140, according to votes made on my strawpoll she will be 4 inches tall.
>>731289559
didn't deserve it :(
>>731291145
thank you king c, i read that in the robot fluffy devils voice
>>731288366
Kweh
new greentext of Merlin's origin story, let me know if you like it.
>Most people don't know this about Hasbio, but they had a whole lot more going on than just their standard fluffy program.
>When PETA raided Hasbio and released the fluffies onto the world, there was a room that was missed.
>This room was missed because it was a hidden containment room meant for experimenting on fluffies using radioactivity to see if any mutations occured that someone might pay even bigger bucks for.
>Because of fluffies DNA composition being relatively simple, any small mutation in the string would cause drastic effects.
>Aside from the hundreds of fluffies that died, there were a few interesting results.
>A two headed fluffy, a fluffy that walked on it's hind legs and a glow in the dark fluffy were some of the mutations that didn't end in melting organs from the radiation exposure.
>None of these test subjects got to see the light of day however, as when PETA raided Hasbio, they stuck around to prevent Hasbio's fluffy caretakers from getting back into their building for quite some time.
>In doing so, the special mutated fluffies had no one to fill their needs and they each died in their own small test chamber.
>Well, that is, all but one.
>The scientists had been experimenting on one particularly hardy teal blue earthy fluffy with a silvery blue mane for quite some time. He was in the first batch of ten foals that all died horribly from an overexposure to radiation.
>All except him.
>The scientists couldn't figure out why he was so hardy. Was his 'mutation' just that he was immune to the radiation that killed all his brothers and sisters?
>He was named "Merlin" because it must have been wizardry that kept the little guy alive.
>They decided to continue to expose him to radiation, much more than the other fluffies, due to his supposed immunity.
>This exposure had been going on daily for nearly three months by the time that PETA raided the facility.
>>cont.
>>731290414
No they won't. They'll temp ban everyone who tries. The mods are faggots.
>>731291786
>When the scientists finally got back to the containment room, they could smell the stench of the dead fluffies hit them like a wall as soon as the door opened.
>The windows of the containment chambers for each of the fluffies were nearly fully brown from the excess of shit that was never cleaned.
>Only one chamber looked as sparkly clean as ever, the one with the teal blue fluffy.
>He was cold and didn't move when prodded, so the scientists assumed he had just died before any of the other fluffies so he didn't get the chance to make a mess.
>They dumped the contents of the chambers into biohazard bins and rolled the bins out back to be picked up by the lab biohazard collectors at the end of the week.
>Once nightfall had come, there was a rustling in the bin...
>slowly but surely, the lid gradually was pushed upwards from the inside...
>Merlin levitated from the mouth of the biohazard bin, his cheeks puffed up in concentration.
>He slowly brought himself to the ground and stood there dumfounded by the outside world.
>"Twees? Gwassy? Whewe am Mewin?" he asked no one.
>He was shivering as he brought his body temperature up.
>Like a frog who's pond had run dry, he had put himself into a stasis- at least until he could find a way to escape the endless screes of starvation and pain from the fluffies who had been in the chambers surrounding him.
>Merlin knew he needed two things, to clean the poopies off himself and then find something to fill his empty belly.
>And so his journey began.
>>731289679
>>731290522
tbh Renaissance usually has better taste than that. I was shocked when I found out that GWN had won.
>>731288381
smart Fluffy to not at it.. i lik to think the fluffy chose outdoors to get nummies out side to have babies and survived :3
>>731291903
Merlin, you need to tell mummah to get you a special friend or else Watermelon is gonna become an enfie-babbeh. It's the only way you're ever getting special huggies.
>>731291786
>immune to radiation
Merlin is a Ghoul
>>731291957
The only way the fluffy knows what kind of sketties those are is by the label. The owner's definitely done this before.
>>731291957
>>731291932
he put me in last place right below the cgi fluffy. idk I don't know that I trust his judgement of anything after that
>>731290381
>>731290480
>>731291548
Kweh.
>>731292233
Killer peen has no weaknesses.
Also i hope you had a good lunch hun.
>>731292048
he's not immune, the radiation definitely did effect him just not in a harmful way
>>731292233
Kweh
>>731292462
Kweh.
>>731292486
>>731290427
Hello again Merlin and Watermelon ! who wants hugs ?
>>731292504
Kweh
>>731292554
Kweh.
>>731292587
Kweh
>>731292611
Kweh.
>>731290522
I find alot of people on booru are edgelords. it's not too surprising too me. i mean abuse and stuff i don't mind when a fluffy deserves it. but just t do it too murder makes me sad. because it just makes me wonder about them with real pets.
>>731292635
Kweh
>>731292660
Kweh.
>>731292700
Kweh
>>731292509
>"huggie times!"
>They both exclaim, and come running to you as fast as their stubby legs can carry them
>>731292728
Kweh.
Kweh
>>731292741
>>731292748
Kweh
>>731292855
Kweh.
>>731292741
>unzips pants
Now, who wants some extra-special hugs?
>>731292095
at least it remembered
>>731292870
Kweh
>>731292915
Kweh.
>>731292741
I know this is a bit off-topic, but did you ever finish that Heat doll?
>>731292939
Kweh
>>731292993
Kweh
>>731293030
Kweh.
>>731292873
Woah.. Slow down there anon! Those kawaii little fucks arnt meant for fucking!
>>731292154
nah it's the keyboard. messing up i need to buy batteries for it. should have payed attention too the letter missing. but didn't
>>731292031
>"Mummah wiww make Mewin a wadyfwiend after she makes an sewws Bewwy. "
>"Mewin's wady am named 'Bawentine'! "
>>that's "Valentine"
>>731293047
Kweh
>>731293100
Kweh.
>>731293137
Kweh
>>731293174
Kweh.
>>731293186
Kweh
>>731293262
Kweh.
>>731292956
I haven't made any new plushies yet, I'm working on a baby seal right now.
Once I finish that I will make Berry and sell her
I think I'm going to draw Heat at some point, but I probably won't make him as a plush unless he gets a lot of interest.
>>731292741
>Gives normal hugs too Merlin and Watermelon
>brings out small red ball
who wants to play ?
>>731293289
Kweh
>>731293051
This is /b/. Everything's for fucking.
i thought this was a fluffy thread, why are there little to no fluffies?
>>731293340
Kweh.
>>731293361
Kweh
>>731293096
Awww. You get that from the Ranger Rick story?
great now we have two chocofags, and the syphilitic cunt
>>731293420
Kweh
>>731293452
Kweh.
>>731293360
Well you see... I have a fetish for derailing threads
>>731293464
Kweh
>>731293499
Kweh.
>>731293318
>>Watermelon's eyes get huge
>"BAWW?? Wed baww for Wamewen??"
>her little hooves stamp the ground happily as she looks to Merlin for permission
>Merlin grins at Watermelon and nudges her towards the ball, which she takes after running
>"PWAY TIMES!!! Cheep cheep!"
>>731293076
Does it also add in periods where you don't want them and additional letters by itself?
>>731293491
eat shit and die
>>731293523
Kweh
>>731293549
Kweh.
>>731293409
haven't heard the ranger rick story, what is it?
>>731293575
Kweh
>>731293593
Kweh.
>>731293614
Kweh
>>731293528
yeah it does. got a keyboard to spare ?
>>731293547
I got a fetish for that too.
>>731293652
Kweh.
>>731293547
This
>>731293694
Kweh
>>731293662
then hurry up and kys before you pee in the gene pool
>>731293745
Kweh
>>731293737
I'm already dead inside.
>>731293776
Kweh.
>>731293835
Kweh
>>731293848
Kweh.
>>731293737
yeah. they never got too that dieing part yet. or they forgot that part.
>>731293830
not good enough, please kill yourself, make your parents happy
>>731293869
Kweh
>>731293899
Kweh.
>>731293914
Kweh
>>731293526
>sits next to merlin and makes cooing noises while scratching and rubbing him
>>731287209
This shit is the fantasy of kids who hurt small animals for fun
>>731293587
Author on the 'booru who goes by Wangew_Wick. You seem kinda hugboxy, so I'd stick to his Cochrane's Farm story.
>>731293885
I can't.... I dont have any weaknesses....
>>731293186
>>731293262
everyday it's it getting going faster than a rollercoaster...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLBWkM0jzK0
>>731294101
I wouldn't hurt my own fluffies but I don't mind watching or reading about fluffy abuse.
I do like it better if the fluffy did something to deserve it though.
>>731294026
>Merlin coos in response and his eyes begin to droop as he makes incoherent happy sounds
my god, so many summerfags
between two autistic chocos and that faggot posting killer queer, we need to find a new place for fluffies
>>731293656
Dang and blast that wretched bird! I had the perfect meme to post in response just then, but image limit. Until next time, keyboard failure.
>>731294245
>being this autistic
>>731294316
THERE IS IN FACT! >>>/trash/catalog
^^^^^^^^
>>731288256
Fuck you again
>>731294279
<3
>looks at Watermelon with ball.
Merlin do you like skettis ?
>>731294470
>hurr durr, stop liking what i like
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this le maymay will show them
>>731294537
>Merlin nods in his sleepy stupor
>"Sketties am dewisious.... Mewin wub sketties...."
>>731294573
You or at least (>>731294316) said that you need a place to post normally without chocobos and spammers? Well, it exist in fact you asshole!
>>731294279
In that case start with "Valentine" and then read "Cochrane's Farm".
my god and here i thought you furries were pathetic before, but now you're incorporating jojo cancer and final faggotry? you know what, i now recognize you as the animals you wish you were, now go to the vet and get fixed.
>>731295292
>likes anthropomorphic cat thing
>posts lewds of anthro cat thing
>not a furry
yeah ok furry what ever you say, go fuck your diaper wearing choco fag
>>731295292
I have only a quetion for you: Why chocobos?
>>731295514
he's a furry, obviously
>>731295560
We are not furries you nigger
>>731295632
"Featheries", then. Whatever the fuck you call yourselves.
>>731295632
whatever you say furry, just keep posting your animal scat porn, retarded chickens and anthro cat faggots
>>731294828
kv ew KWweh Kwah hurrbllrblr kweheh kweh xD
>>731294735
yesss go sleepies merlin.
>rubs Merlins Belly. Merlin good fluffy !
>>731295810
>not furries
>>731295859
The rest of characters are just collateral furries
>>731295292
isn't this what a Closet Furry would say ?
>>731295940
still furries, just admit that all you degenerates are furries, you that retard chicken and that gay ass cat
>>731295292
said the furry
>>731295940
shouldn't you be fucking your cats ass?
>>731296048
The fact we like to shitpost with chocobo porn doesn't mean we like the porn, just the art of shitposting.
>>731296188
>art
>artists
>autists
Damn. You were off by one letter.
>>731296188
>making up convenient excuses
>still denying what everyone already knows
>being this retarded
why must you faggots have so many furry threads?
>>731296354
This is bait.
>>731295632
I'd rather call you autistic children
>>731296321
>>731296354
guys their featheries, theirs a difference
>>731296467
This is also bait.
>>731296412
whatever kid, try not to fill your diaper, i don't need you to confirm what i already know
>>731296533
Bait.png
>>731296533
This is bait
>>731296569
still a furry
discord gg RnyNy9v
>>731296584
>>731296584
>>731296606
OKAY meme.
>>731296592
>>731296569
>>731296657
go fuck a chicken or cat or horse or whatever the fuck else you degenerates like to fuck
I'm just glad you won't ever breed
>>731296657
>ok fine im a furry
ftfy
your faggoty furry silence speaks volumes, but like i said, i don't need you to confirm what i already know
>>731288366
Hilarious and original.
>>731296796
>>731296657
>>731296592
>>731296569
>>731296188
Don't listen to those faggots! /b/ supports you!
>>731297445
yeah those faggots are furries, and no one likes furries
>>731288988
go spread cancer somewhere else. Like one of those loli threads. faglord.
>>731297549
I meant fuffies are part le the cancer what's killing /b/. Those chocobos are heroes!
>>731297711
the choco autist and jojo faggots are furries you retard
>>731297808
>implying calling them furries will triggered meme them
>>731297924
just stating the facts m8, they post lewds of animals and anthropomorphic cats, that makes them furries like the rest of the faggots here
>>731297808
No, people who likes fluflies ARE furries, that's why chocobos try to take the fluffies threads out you enormous faggot!
>>731298097
they are all furries you enormous prolapsed rectum, just because they pretend to have a cause doesn't change shit.
>>731298225 > >>731296188
>The fact they like to shitpost with chocobo porn doesn't mean they like the porn, just the art of shitposting.
>>731298335
>what's lying on the Internet?
lurk moar kiddo
>>731298335
he wont stop until the chocobos give in to his furry accusation lol he must be really butt blasted
>>731292504
I can't believe this faglord just posted vore what a neckbeard
>>731298604
nah just stating the obvious
Obsessions with anal devastation / rape.
Edgy itself is faggy, this is transcending autism.
>>731299083
ikr, why are furries obsessed with horses, birds and cats?
>>731298677
I've seen worse... at least that one isn't sexual and more wacky.
>>731289000
checked and kek'd. why do these things always shit and fart?
>>731293096
How much would it cost to locate a persons home from a post? Or what would it take.
This person needs to stop breathing.
>>731299980
mlp scat fetish
MLP
Bronys
Fluffys
Fluffy Abuse
Fluffy RP
Acceptance.
You all need to die. This fucking mental shit. You all insult life.
>>731300233
>>731300085
>>731300059
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WHY NO YOU WHAT LIKE I DO!!!
>KILL ALLL DEGENEROOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!
>I AM TEH CYBOOOO MORAL POLICE
>MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM WHERE'S MY TENDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEES
tldr:a lot of autistic screeching
>>731300576
lol says the role play baby talk scat piss faggot
>>731300706
im not the one going into threads i don't like, pissing and shitting myself cause
>muh morals
>muh integrity
>THINK OF THE CHILDREN
and other hysterical bullshit
>>731300990
Yiff in hell.
>>731301046
>too stupid to tell the obvious difference between fluffies and furries
>doesn't realize that neither fandom accepts the other
>thinks everything he doesn't like is a fetish
don't you have homework?
>>731301892
You need to stop being a furry...
>>731301948
-10 reading comprehension
>>731302043
Furry.
>>731302100
you that same guy from yesterday,? the one who admitted he was sexually repressed and took it out on other? you know the closeted furry that was projecting all over that fluffie thread?
did you ever see a shrink about your sexual proclivities?
>>731302418
No.
>>731302576
that's unfortunate, are you looking for a shrink now? it isn't healthy for you to act out in this way, do you do this because your uncle touched you?
>>731302711
Pancakes.
>>731302787
do you smell toast?
>>731302855
Squirrel.
>>731302888
I'll take that as a yes, you need to get to a hospital, hopefully you have enough gbp for mummy to drive you, well I'll leave you to it now i know how your kind are easily distracted
>>731303007
Cucumber.
>>731295810
And thus we hit the image limit with this monstrosity
>>731288654
Sketti!
>>731303219
fucking furries man
>>731303219
He deleted an old image to post this when the limit was reached
>>731303523
4 times