>be me >go to Canada from Italy to work and see gf >leave

>>731281918
You never cared about [insert cat's name] , stop acting like an attention whore

"the cats name was seltzer not zelda"

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Pic of the cat in case anybody wants to see some pussy

I will avenge my pussy. Beware, cunt.

even your eyebrows dont want to be near it

>>731283104
ohh =(

The only way to make up for the dead cat is for you to show me your tits

I'm going to use my cock like a sword to behead you and reclaim the throne of my cat that you starved to death you putrid foul cock demon.

>>731283104
Aww cute

say omg what are you doing with your life you are going to have a tattoo of a cats name on your face for the rest of your life wtf happened to you that would make you think that this is ok

>>731284199
check em

>>731284199
fuck. too accurate

>>731281918
she has a promising future of smelling like piss and booze, sleeping in the park, and asking strangers for money to feed her emaciated dog

>>731284379
Dog? You mean chihuahua

>>731285072
Would've sent screenshot but phone is fucked

storys like this is why i dont go out the house. humans are strange

>>731285119
nah, tattoo-faced street kids always have big dogs that would be expensive enough for working people to feed

>>731281918
You never cared for the cat, you effectively let it die. Why would you suddenly get a tattoo with its name? It's like you're shitting on Zelda's grave..

>>731285455
dubs checked

>>731285792
Fuck you OP

You keep that Zelda on your head and my friend will put Link in your mouth!
Poor pussy!

translate

>>731281918
bump cus i have a cat that my brother took in and quit taking care of now i take care of it hes a piece of shit just like your sister lmfao hope she falls down the up escalator

>>731285935
Roll

>>731285792
Can she even understand that, you fucking retard?

>>731286515
it's pretty obvious from her reply that she understands what he's saying. learn to googletranslate, faggot

>>731285792
non si è nemmeno posta il problema del
perchè le scrivessi in inglese?

L O fucking L

>>731286793
Fuck that. You translate it to me.

>>731285792
But what you're saying? You're fine, I think you're exaggerating a bit

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>>731287150
translated

>>731287453
Liar

OP it´s only a henna tattoo.
Im surre thats not real.

>>731285792
Tell her man, good on you

>>731287718
she has the fairly odd parents on her arm. it's real

>>731285792
Da dove sei?

>>731287939
100% it´s not a real tattoo...

>>731281918
>she has the fairly odd parents on her arm. it's real
OP da dova in italia sei?

>>731287718
it's real you twat. henna is dark brown - and it doesn't leave the skin around it like that

>>731283104
poor cat :(

>>731281918
post a pic without the tatt

OP is gone.
Cat is dead. His sister is out of order...

>>731286880
ayy mamma mia luigi more-a pizza for the oven

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>>731288422
>twat

>>731285792
But what are you saying? You're okay, I know you're exaggerating a bit

op are you still here? what's your sister saying?

>>731284379
Thats because they can't fuck small dogs.

>>731283104
This cat died? now i'm angry... cause she looks awesome

>>731290959
"got in to something"

>>731285936
what do you mean? relax, it seems like your exaggerating a little

>>731290352
that its wierd for me to think this isnt normal

>>731281918
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit

>>731281918
Text her:
Eyy! Whadda you do to a you face?!?!

>>731281918
Nice try troll. If she would be Italian her mother would have beaten the shit out of her for scarring her face like this. Italian mother, they are not for jokes. Would you be Italian you would know.