fluffy thread cont
Dropping Merlin's freshly written origin story below
>>731278906
back to tumblr with you, furfag
>>731278965
Kweh
>>731279098
Kweh.
>>731279123
Kweh
>>731279172
Kweh.
>>731279194
Kweh
>>731279233
Kweh.
>>731278906
>Most people don't know this about Hasbio, but they had a whole lot more going on than just their standard fluffy program.
>When PETA raided Hasbio and released the fluffies onto the world, there was a room that was missed.
>This room was missed because it was a hidden containment room meant for experimenting on fluffies using radioactivity to see if any mutations occured that someone might pay even bigger bucks for.
>Because of fluffies DNA composition being relatively simple, any small mutation in the string would cause drastic effects.
>Aside from the hundreds of fluffies that died, there were a few interesting results.
>A two headed fluffy, a fluffy that walked on it's hind legs and a glow in the dark fluffy were some of the mutations that didn't end in melting organs from the radiation exposure.
>None of these test subjects got to see the light of day however, as when PETA raided Hasbio, they stuck around to prevent Hasbio's fluffy caretakers from getting back into their building for quite some time.
>In doing so, the special mutated fluffies had no one to fill their needs and they each died in their own small test chamber.
>Well, that is, all but one.
>The scientists had been experimenting on one particularly hardy teal blue earthy fluffy with a silvery blue mane for quite some time. He was in the first batch of ten foals that all died horribly from an overexposure to radiation.
>All except him.
>The scientists couldn't figure out why he was so hardy. Was his 'mutation' just that he was immune to the radiation that killed all his brothers and sisters?
>He was named "Merlin" because it must have been wizardry that kept the little guy alive.
>They decided to continue to expose him to radiation, much more than the other fluffies, due to his supposed immunity.
>This exposure had been going on daily for nearly three months by the time that PETA raided the facility.
>>731278950
>furfag
I don't think you know what that is. fluffies=/=furries.
>>731279247
Kweh
>>731279275
Kweh.
>>731279293
Kweh
>>731279329
Kweh.
>>731278965
>>731279098
>>731279123
>>731279172
>>731279194
>>731279233
>>731279247
>>731279275
>>731279293
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Chocobo post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” chocobo guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking chocobo. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic chickenfucking NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “Kweh.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>731279345
Kweh
>>731279359
Kweh.
>>731279383
>>731279252
>When the scientists finally got back to the containment room, they could smell the stench of the dead fluffies hit them like a wall as soon as the door opened.
>The windows of the containment chambers for each of the fluffies were nearly fully brown from the excess of shit that was never cleaned.
>Only one chamber looked as sparkly clean as ever, the one with the teal blue fluffy.
>He was cold and didn't move when prodded, so the scientists assumed he had just died before any of the other fluffies so he didn't get the chance to make a mess.
>They dumped the contents of the chambers into biohazard bins and rolled the bins out back to be picked up by the lab biohazard collectors at the end of the day.
>Once nightfall had come, there was a rustling in the bin...
>slowly but surely, the lid gradually was pushed upwards from the inside...
>Merlin levitated from the mouth of the biohazard bin, his cheeks puffed up in concentration.
>He slowly brought himself to the ground and stood there dumfounded by the outside world.
>"Twees? Gwassy? Whewe am Mewin?" he asked no one.
>He was shivering as he brought his body temperature up.
>Like a frog who's pond had run dry, he had put himself into a stasis- at least until he could find a way to escape the endless screes of starvation and pain from the fluffies who had been in the chambers surrounding him.
>Merlin knew he needed two things, to clean the poopies off himself and then find something to fill his empty belly.
>And so his journey began.
end for now, sorry it's not in a prettier format this is my first greentext story.
>>731279359
>>731279396
Kweh
>>731279470
Kweh.
>>731278965
>>731279496
Kweh
>>731279515
>>731279503
Kweh.
>>731279612
Kweh
>>731279675
Kweh.
>>731279696
Kweh
>>731279790
Kweh.
>>731279865
Kweh
>>731279892
Kweh.
>>731279359
Kek. Pasta of the year.
>>731279921
Kweh
Fluffy Thread: Kweh Tier.
quads get
>>731279939
Kweh.
>>731279975
quads
>>731280003
Kweh
>>731279915
kinda wanna write a story based on this
>>731280043
Kweh.
>>731280135
Kweh
>>731280161
Kweh.
>>731279442
I like it. Id like to see what happens to Merlin.
>>731280070
do it
>>731280200
Kweh
>>731280272
Kweh
>>731280311
Kweh.
>>731280350
Kweh
jesus, looks like we're stuck with two choco fags pretending they have friends
>>731280211
thank you for letting me know you liked it, was unsure about how mutant fluffies would be received.
>>731280390
Kweh.
>>731280425
Kweh
>>731280446
Kweh.
>>731280394
I can't wait till /fluffy/ gets reactivated so we'll never have to deal with kwehfag again
>>731280472
Kweh
>>731280421
worst case scenario you could label it as weirdbox
>>731280527
Kweh.
>>731280421
It's interesting because he actually could fight back against an abusive owner. Like a reverse fluffy Carnage.
>>731280545
Kweh
>>731280570
Kweh.
>>731280602
Kweh
>>731280622
Kweh.
>>731280656
Kweh
>>731280694
Kweh.
>>731280562
Yeah I have a few stories planned in which he does similar, will hopefully make some comics to go with it too
>>731280733
Kweh
>>731280772
Kweh.
>>731280512
How about we start doing Kweh killing comics? Same premise as fluffy, only we kill the stupid birds.
At least then it'd piss off the Kweh fags.
>>731280796
Kweh
>>731280836
Kweh.
>>731280862
Kweh
>>731280750
I love your little fluffy toy. That's so badass. Hahaha
>>731280912
Kweh
>>731280801
hasbio branches out and make choco based biotoys, basically dumb annoying chickens
>>731280967
Kweh.
>>731280988
Kweh
>>731281026
Kweh.
>>731278965
just out of curiosity why chocobos?
>>731281045
Kweh.
>>731281045
they will never answer you, they only say kweh
>>731280978
There we go. At least then these fuck ups will be contributing and not derailing.
>>731281042
Kweh
>>731281119
Kweh.
>>731281045
Better question. Why do they have so fucking many pictures of them saved on their computer/phone?
>>731281045
>>731281090
>>731281142
Kweh
>>731281208
Kweh.
>>731281196
AUTISM
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>>731281235
Kweh
>>731281275
Kweh.
>>731281293
Kweh
>>731281380
Kweh.
>>731281394
Kweh
>>731281484
Kweh
>>731281512
Kweh.
>>731281533
Kweh
>>731281268
It really does remind me of an autistic kid. Only talks about the birds all the time. Runs through the halls of his highschool screaming "Kweh". And wears the same dirty, stained final fantasy t shirt every day. He also has a chocobo stuffed animal that he carries around. If you try taking it from him, he screeches.
>>731281560
Kweh.
>>731281584
Kweh
>>731281627
Kweh.
>>731281640
Kweh
>>731281691
Kweh.
>>731281704
Kweh
>>731281747
Kweh.
>>731281767
Kweh
>>731281830
Kweh
>>731281846
Kweh.
>>731281577
Dubs checked.
But seriously, we talk about /b/ having autism and being full of autists. This guy actually IS autistic.
>>731281875
Kweh
>>731281928
Kweh.
>Kweh
>>731281952
Kweh
>>731282023
Kweh.
>>731281577
>>731281894
Consider what it would take to drive someone to make a shitposting script solely for a semi regular thread on /b/.
Or, even worse, to manually post all of them
Makes me feel sorry for the poor autistic bastards if this is their baseline
>>731282044
Kweh
>>731282104
Kweh.
>>731282126
Kweh
>>731282173
Kweh
>>731282209
Kweh.
>>731282241
Kweh
>>731282293
Kweh.
>>731282149
I'd fuck.
>>731282316
Kweh
>>731282337
Kweh
>>731278965
if only mods werent massive faggots
>>731282364
Kweh
>>731279442
This has serious potential anon.
I'd love a great new greentext to see the light of day, please don't disappoint.
Suggestion: if you don't already have plans, write the rest from the first-person view of whomever it is that finds Merlin. Or at least parts of it. It always makes these greentexts better, gives them a voice and personality
>>731282440
Kweh.
>>731282445
>>731282445
Kweh.
>>731282464
Kweh
>>731281045
at first he posted gigantic porn and furries
>>731282517
Kweh
>>731282557
Kweh.
>>731282586
Kweh
>>731282612
Kweh
>>731282517
Kweh
>>731282641
Kweh
>>731282586
>>731282589
>>731282612
>>731282641
>>731282713
Kweh
>>731282747
Kweh.
>>731282660
>>731282713
Kweh!
>>731282747
I knew these sick fucks jacked off to Chocobos.
>>731282770
>>731282782
Kweh
>>731282440
You've got that right. Everyone who's ever reported him for breaking Global Rule 10 has earned themselves a temporary ban. Why even have rules?
>>731282899
Kweh.
>>731282839
Kweh
Well. This thread has taken an interesting turn.
>>731282937
Kweh
>>731283005
Kweh.
>>731282915
Now they're posting their fap material. My sides.
>>731281577
the dubs speak the truth
>>731283036
Kweh
>>731282975
i hope by interesting you mean autistic screeching
>>731283055
Kweh.
>>731283090
Kweh
>>731283139
Kweh.
>>731283042
Kweh.
>>731283058
Theyre posting porn now.
>>731283042
Kweh
>>731283228
Kweh
>>731283058
Kweh. ;)
>>731283325
Kweh.
>>731283359
Kweh
>>731283387
Kweh.
>>731283420
Kweh
>>731283497
Kweh.
>>731283521
Kweh
>>731283572
Kweh.
>>731283597
Kweh
>>731283630
Kweh.
>>731283659
Kweh
>>731283690
Kweh.
>>731283715
Kweh
>>731283763
Kweh.
>>731283788
Kweh
>>731282453
wow thank you I really appreciate it, promise I won't let ya down anon.
>>731280946
Thank you! I'm gonna be making them to sell to you guys, will post it on the booru once I have a new fluffy made. Merlin is my baby though, and the pink one next to him is his sister Watermelon :)
Why don't we mass-report this faggot everytime he posts this bird?
>>731284176
you'll get temp banned, cause rules don't apply to him
Imagine the screeching that will emanate from his mom's basement when he sees a new fluffy thread start and he has to do this shit all over again.
>>731284219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emDOPPNAq2w
>>731279675
This image defines cancer.
>>731279675
jesus, mlp AND choco fucking disgusting
>>731279503
i hope you fucking die
>>731284355
damn right i am, it happened to me three times
>>731284617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZpNh3PdmLc
^gtfo parasite, and go ask mummy for tendies^
>>731284819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHrMkAsGFlE
Lemme try something here boys, FINAL FANTASY WAS A SHIT TIER GAME BIRD FAGS. now we wait for the reactions.
>>731285074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e31x8z1LHjs
>>731285086
why would you put chocofags mother through that autists giga sperg
>>731284471
Kek.
^it thinks it's people^
>>731285198
In hopes that she'll put rat poison on his tendies.
>>731285320
i withdraw my comment...
>>731285261
We're gonna fuck up your precious Chocobos. The comics are being made as we speak.
>>731285261
I wanna rape you and shove tendies up your ass, you fat little porker.
>>731285409
i wanna see puffy griffons tear chocos to pieces, and belittle then for their inability to fly
>>731285499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4
^something tells me he'd like it^
>>731285787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnT18UMntSA
>>731285951
God, I fucking hate birds. I wanna shoot em so bad. They're little fucking idiots. They don't even think.
Remember when this thread was about dumb fictional cute animals getting physically/mentally/verbally/sexually abused ?
Autism os strong on this thread.
Is it possible literally stop him from posting via a DDoS or something? I'm not really familiar with shit like that, but it seems like everybody's go-to solution to get rid of somebody online is to DDoS them.
>>731278965
>>731279098
Hey heyyy -> >>731287175
>>731288233
its at image limit
>>731287175
new thread