Ask a gate guard on 24 shift anything. I need to kill boredom

Anti-vehicle capability? Assuming one decides to crash the gate.

>>731262815
How much are you paid?

If dubs raise the gate, take a picture

>>731262815
I know this pain. If you're on a quiet gate try to watch TV or read a book. It really helps.

>>731263029
roll

Open gate

>>731262815
how many monis u maek
do u kinda just wish shit would go down sometimes

>>731262902
None. Other than firearms. But I don't have one.

>>731262815
Next time an officer rolls through you should treat him like shit and tell his bitch ass to go back to college where he belongs.

>>731263088
and
>>731262917

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>>731263088

>>731263225
What are you guarding?

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>>731262917 1800 a month with full health benefits.
>>731263029 pic for you.

>>731263243 no

>>731263286 vehicles

>>731263580
Open gate

>>731262815

How do you like your hamburgers? Can you raise the gate at will?

>>731263580
1800 dollars? euros? pounds? Yen?

>>731263029
Roll

>>731262815
What kind of vehicles?

>>731262815
Looks comfy. How do you get this kind of job?

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>>731263678
>>731263780 medium well. As long as I walk my ass outside.

>>731263870
Doll hairs

>>731264121
Thanks op. Have you ever jerked off in your little box?

Why did you choose that job and is it just a career builder or something

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>>731264022 military vics.

>>731264119
Luck of the draw.

>>731262815
what did you want to be as a kid? Precisely how hard have you failed? Are you working towards it? Why the fuck not?

If dubs listen to Livin' in a Box by Livin' in a Box for 90min straight

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>>731264022

>>731264438
Steal tank

>>731264237
No but I have in several top secret building(TSCIFs).

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are you military or civ contractor

Would you suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole?

>>731264589
No. Although I was licensed to drive an Abrams until about a month ago.

>>731264560
Rolling dubs truck..

>>731264439
Didn't care. But now I am using this to save for pilots licence. I have about 10k in bank.

>>731262815
when do you sleep in 24 hours?

>>731264833
Waah! And I get the same dubs as dubs truck!

>>731264985
You dont

>>731264765
Forced meme is not a meme.

>>731265022
you're cheating

Anyone ever try and steal shit?

>>731264985 you. See >>731265037

>>731265022 speaking of dubs...

>>731265177
Not the vehicles themselves. But about 7 years ago parts were being sold illegally. It ended in 2 people dead.

>>731265037
>>731265198
why the fuck not
you don't fall asleep driving home?

>>731265327
How long have you worked there?

>>731264491
No dubs

>>731265198
You see, acknowledge dubs track and eternal dubs will be yours (until dubs truck is destroyed by ied.. )

>>731265327
how did they dieded
or is classified?

>>731263580
>wrote the date wrong

Definitely not American

>>731264737
That's classified. You can't be let aware who all is working in this facility.

>>731262815
do you have a time limit for bathroom breaks?

>>731265351
You've clearly never had a hard working job

>>731265351
No. This middle is the worst. But by the end you're awake a little again because suns out guns out. Might do to the DMV to reregister my car too.

>>731262815
What kind of car do you drive?

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boy or girl ?

>>731265393
2 years at this at this facility.

>>731265708
or Asian ..

>>731264861
Sweet! The very best of luck to you anon. I mean that sincerely

>>731265456
Bunch of high levels pinned it on a subordinate who got in on it well after it started happening. But they blamed it all on him to cover their asses. He was like 23 years old looking at 20 years military prison. So he shot the highest level in the head and capped himself.

>>731265499
>civvy

>>731265614
Lunch? At like 1100 Or I just call for relief. For a few minutes.

Do you have time to poop??

>>731262815

do you ever fap in there?

>>731265674
2013 avenger.

>>731265708
Boy. Just havnt cut my nails in a bit. I have clippers and was gonna do it some time during shift.

>>731266301
What country?

>>731266043
Is that your final answer?

>>731266155 no.
>>731266378 usa

>>731266105
Not now. But I pooped like 3 hours ago.

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Planning for a good night.

>>731262815
What is the capital of Outer Mongolia?

>>731266933
Ulan who cares? Look it up.

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ayyyee us army and stabbed with gate duty, my man !

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Military owned camaro.

>>731264861
good on you, anon

>>731265485
Because every American writes the date the same. Lol you got me anon.

>>731262815
I see you have your lube and paper towel handy so how about you fap for us

My fun dies with this thread. What do?

>>731267192
You get paid so little, do you do this 7 days a week?

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>>731267887
That's glass cleaner. Unless I'm getting ready to clean my glass dildo or a Sharpie to put in my pooper, I'm not using that.

>>731268110
No. In fact we get a lot of holidays and extra days off. And it isn't hard work.

>>731268123
Well you still have the paper towel so flop her out and get fapping

>>731268246
>>731268110
Also when would I sleep if I did it 7 days a week?

>>731268110
Not op but i also worked as a security gate guard on a 24 hour shift. He doesn't work 7 day's a week but 4 or 5 (more if he does overtime) day's a week since after your shift you have a day off he literally works 24 hours it gets hella exhausting

>>731268290
I would. But fapping makes me sleepy.

>>731263580
wtf i get 4600 a month for doing 12 hour guard shifts

>>731268322
Yeah. It does. I've been up since 0600. I don't get off until tomorrow at 0900. And that's if my relief shows up on time.

>>731268542
What are you medical benefits? I have full medical. I don't pay for shit as long as I got to certain places.

>>731268635
I know what you mean man. I hope your relief shows up, btw are you alone or do you have a partner with you at night?

>>731268542
bitch WHER

>>731268784
Alone for the first 8 hours. Then I go to a building with 1 other person for the last 16 hours and watch tv/cams/wait near phone for emergencies.

What do you do while sitting around?

>>731268804
op here.
And this. My wife might want to do it. She is looking into becoming a cop.

>>731269008
Nice!,how long have you been in that line of business? I was in it for about a year an half

>>731269106
>Browse /b/.
>open gate manually.
>browse /b/.
>play DS
>look at porn eventually.
>wait

>>731262815

has anyone tried to run through the gate?

>>731269145
Like 3 years.

When are you going to KYS on stream?

>>731269392
Not on my watch. And if they did I'd fucking mow them down with a foldable chair. Since I can't have a gun. At least not at this gaurd post.

>>731269593
Not even a baton?

>>731269593
Btw completely unrelated but anything creepy happen to you at night while on shift?

>>731269514
After you personally show me how it is don't correctly. You need to do it so I know it isn't fake. Need timestamp as well. And a menti9n of this thread in the vid.

>>731269257
Is opening the gate fun?

>>731269778
No. Don't have any creepy pasta for you.

>>731269983
Is it scary atleast?

>>731269720
No. Not at the post I'm at. I'm sure near the armory there are. And the posts on the outside of the perimeter controlling access points have hand guns and M4s. With sights.

>>731269978
I let the counter weights pick me up off the ground when I throw the gate arm up.

>>731270075
Not at all. There are helos, tanks, and guns all around. The scariest part is maybe getting caught fucking around by leadership.

>>731270267
Do you have to press a button to lift the gate or manually?

>>731270388
>walk out
>move latch
>hit gate arm upward with enough force to knock over an empty 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper
>let counter weights do the rest of the work

Gonna play Pokemon. Peter faggots. Thanks for the entertainment.