How to know you're an oldfag: >Still think traps are

>>731244269
Your ppst is fucking gay

>>731244269
Dude ur a fucking faggot. Kill urself. And ur stupid fucking post.

Yeah I do all of these. It's sad that I'm stuck here in a place I don't belong anymore.

>>731244269
I've been surfing since 2009.
Honestly i never cared to even learn to tri force. The only thing i remember from back then was that there was more gore and feels threads.

>>731244269
Hey, let me bring you fags to the future.

#squad #fam #generalretardation

ok that's the only real development

>>731244454
Newfags took over, started typing full sentences and made everything serious and practical.

internet used to be useless except for fun stupid shit, now its an extension of real life

I'm an old-fag. I'm not ashamed of it, 4-chan is the asshole of the internet, there's no place like it

it's nice to see you kids jack off to gay shit. thinks the future's in good hands

>>731244528
>feels threads
>2009
you're not even newfag you're like cancer-era

>>731244402
unoriginal, fake and sage

>>731244362
Get out of 4chanono fucking cancerfag

>>731244528
The reason i still surf this crap is out of boredom. My life hasn't really change social wise since then so this is like the lace i go to to kill boredom while i watch shows. I move a lot so i ddon't really even try to make friends in the workplace anymore and socialising is just boring.

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>>731244672
remember when the most normalfag channel on youtube was a guy posting cat videos and literally yelling "fake and gay" every 5 minutes? And that was the most normal acceptable part of the internet?

>>731244665
implying im trying to prove something. I'm just giving my two cents and yeah i guess it could be consider that since at the time the "real /b/" was leaving and growing up.

>>731244739
nobody cared about ur lifestory 10 years ago and nobody cares now

gtfo fagg0t

>>731244867
>leaving and growing up

all still here lurking and watching the site turn to shit

bring back the good-spirited memes of yesteryear

also it's funny people who lurk say "weeb i don't even watch anime" as though it is a valid sentence

>>731244820
oh yeah, remember when he had the cartoon band "my favorite martian" ? It was growing like crazy until fag boy didnt want to give up his share and the company that funded it pulled the plug.

>>731244989
Weeb(You), I don't even watch anime. (Japanese cartoon)

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>>731244964
as if people are going to lurk for 5+ years watching the new kids post traps, shotas, and fb girls. LMAO get a load of this guy.

>nigger bullshit nigging the place up
>about a time when niggers nig'd
>now niggers nog
>and nig
>nigger

roflcopter omg XD true
mudkips4days

>>731244665
>nearly 10 years ago
>still a newfag

>>731244269
Quality bait tho

yo I am sorry wrong post

even oldfags make mistakes

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>>731245143
>tho

>>731244912
Newfag detected.

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>>731245116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP5i5-G2f3c
kip is so happy and mud is a grumpy bastard

>>731245116
>>731245116
damn mudkip!!! brings back troll memories.
>>731245122
yeah, the whole point of it was to call people new fags no matter how long they had lurked.
I dont really care being called a new fag. people will always try to troll.
Remember "the game" boy was that a stupid game.

i was born too late to be an oldfag, wat do?

>inb4 kys

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Sad that I can't post this anymore without people having conniptions about "autism."

>>731245254
So you are, literal pile of garbage

>>731245323
You weren't born at the right time.
are you sure you would have found out about 4chan in its early days if you were born a decade and a half earlier?

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>>731245293
1. Fuck I just lost
2. Fuck you that shit was brilliant until people went "internet is srs bsns" mode and we became nofunallowed.jpg

Kill yourself.

>>731245293
i just lost the game.

iherduleikmudkips.jpg

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>>731245293
this was the first meme i remember from 2009.
back then they followed the first rule a lot.

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>>731245570

>>731245467
97' so maybe in 08' but that would still make me a newfag.

>>731245626
Verticals ftw, I miss them.

Back in the day we exclusively hated niggers, as a joke
There were no jew memes to be had
thank you /pol/ and proto-/pol/

>>731245498
>>731245607
right?!?!?!?!
we did a wallpaper thread once and i have one folder named the game and people actually asked me what was the game that i had on the folder.
le sigh

>>731245626
WHAT THE FUCK IS A NART

>>731245756
But A. Wyatt Mann (bix nood guy) is the one who drew the Jew cartoon.

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>>731245756
so fucking true.

>>731245701
Damn I started lurking in like 04/05 and I still considered myself a newfag. 08 is like after the fucking smartphone revolution

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>>731245774
>le sigh
lets not make this cool again

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>>731244528
Learn to triforce faggot

>>731245887
ugh i was there when everyone kept saying it. I stopped saying it the moment i saw the little emo bitches and girls who only had 10 guy friends using it.

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only eldestfags

>>731245887
"le" ___ was always some ebaums level shit. If you say that you're a fucking noob pos

>>731245922
I'm surprised someone fell for that shit back in the day.

>>731246105
that fucking picture of krystal, I have seen that shit so many times it's part of the background scenery now.

Also, didn't there used to be a pedobear attack flash game? Maybe newgrounds, hold on

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>>731245774

"Le sigh..."

It started with Pepe LePew.

>>731246119
>>731246119
also rmemeber that rustle jimmies shit.

>>731246235
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Pedobear_ea9961_1804230.jpg

came up on the cancer that is funnyjunk first

Obvious b8 thread, but holy shit, I just realised I've been here for about 7 years.

>>731246303
that's newfag shit, gtfo

>>731245498

And back in the day, all you had to do was look at your friend & say, "Dude... You just lost."

>>731246318
>b&
it's called trolling, 2010 is not early, gtfo that's post-cancer era

>>731246456
Get with the times, faggot.

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>>731244269

>>731246280
oh wow i never realized it.
>>731246342
u mad bro?
>>731246318
maybe its a bait thread but by the looks of the comments i find it very nostalgic. I ended up posting some classic shit here.

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before I made a new folder I used to jumble my reaction images in a folder called "face pictures"

I'd say I started lurking when /b/ found out everything about that girl who threw puppies into a river and posted it everywhere in 23 now

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>>731246536
>get with the times
lol u sure convinced me

"rekt top kek" am i doin it rite?

>>731246717
Stop acting like a grampa when you're a 30 year old fatass.

>>731246667
it gets better, after a while u stop being butthurt that newfags ruined it and start just laughing at how shit they are

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>>731246717
>>731246571
>>731246558
Porbably my first video of /b/ was the dad yelling about the cyber police and you don goofed.
fuck i was shocked at the time. I didn't know what cancerous the internet was.

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>>731246778
stfu fagg0t

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>>731246928
hhehehe i saw a pic of someone calling moot a new fag. he insta ban him or something.

>>731246878
I browsed /s/ for ages then joined in habbo raids, then some newfags started wearing those gay masks in public and caught all the media attention

worth it for the lulz at that exploding van "dramatization" on the news

>>731247009
Mods aren't funny anymore

used to call them a candy-ass and get (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>731247091
Typical roodypoo is typical.

>>731244269
Should be entitled:

>how to know a /b/tard just got out of prison

>>731247249
That's a pretty brief prison sentence for pedophilia.

>>731247091
>>731247198
>>731247027
good times. well /b/rothers im out of here so good night.

>>731244269
Noob

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I am the oldest fag. Be gone, mortAlz.

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can we all agree that the frogs are fucking annoying?
i lose it when i see threads asking /b/ to be more like /pol/, the most siri's bee's knees board on 4chan
if the stupid gay fox shit in 2008 didnt get 4chan in the news, then kekistan, hwndu, and the trump campaign memes sure as hell did

funny how the board that wants immigrants out of Europe by the millions gladly accepts their own immigrants by the millions

Newgrounds immigrant detected.

>>731247625
site was ruined well before that by the dumbasses in masks thinking they're pro because they can use LOIC.

idk why people still post pepe considering it's been a normie thing for years now

>>731244820
i member

>>731247328
Unfortunately they barely do any time usually a couple years

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>>731247977
>unfortunately
moralfag

>>731247918
fuck off with rage comics and trollfaces, most cancerous memes

>>731248176
It was pretty bad but at least it wasn't trap threads

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>>731246928

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>>731248176
umad?

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>>731247625
We don't accept them, those little reddit cocksuckers invited themselves and now they have the fucking nerve to claim they are oldfags and call everyone else a "normie".It's getting on my fucking nerves, they shit up other boards and everyone gets pissed at us because of it.

>>731248241
Can someone tell me why this is? Does 4chan just attract the trendiest deviants of the time? Why are traps pretty much the domineering porn on /b/?

>>731244618
yet you still post on /b/ from your mom's basement.

This thread is making me nostalgic. The newfags, the hate, the old memes, all of it.

>>731248368
no idea, they even have their own lgbt chan. don't use it. its not random if its repeated constantly.

>>731248368
latent homosexuality + anonymity

they don't want to go on the LGBT board because that would be admitting they have a fucking disorder and are gay faggots

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>>731248721
been posting redirect links on their threads. it will never be worth the effort but I feel like I'm

>>731244269
lost xd

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>>731248688

>>731248684
mentlegen

>>731248813
don't do that, it just bumps the threads and nobody cares. the mods won't even delete the threads, I get banned for reporting them

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>>731248854

>>731248891
use sage in the options. it wont bump

>>731248938
but sage goes in all fields

>>731248721
If you don't believe it, ask /k/ about which brand lube you can use to stick your shotgun in your arse without messing it's finish.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/510929

the internet used to be a constant state of hype and excitement and jokes, lulzy video game references etc.

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remember how /a/ used to be flooded by nothing but haruhi for the better part of a year?

anyway either you're all oldfags or just decent knowyourmemers.
let me ask, should anything be done?
once absolutely every reminder of what /b/ once was is gone, do you have any alternatives?
by now i'm sure you've noticed that eightch is at least a decent second home, but even then it's getting the attention of normalfags and pretty much everyone at least knows that it exists.
not to sound smug, but there are some chans that I won't mention that actually have less than one thousandth of the traffic of 4chan with userbases that average between ages of 28 and 34 (oldfags all grown up)

if you felt like stepping back in time to pre-2006 /b/, remember shanachan (wakachan)? I usually mention it as an example, but it's been taken down recenty, pretty sure its because it was cp spammed like crazy
the place still had the old yotsuba layout with lots of self-contained memes, and memes from back in the day

>>731249464
problem is the mods here don't have the lulzy passion to embrace what made the site funny. putting shit like "say hi to peter" as a sticky or some new wordfilters do a hell of a lot to stop the board getting stagnant

imagine how much /b/ would change overnight if they banned everyone who made hookup/trap/fbfap threads

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I know this has been a thing since forever, but I remember coming here in 2008 and reading about the calls to an anon's chosen GameStop then asking about battletoads.
So much kek.

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>>731249630
>imagine how much /b/ would change overnight if they banned everyone who made hookup/trap/fbfap threads

>>731249986
would probably destroy my internet if I ran a script like that with enough tabs to actually do anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImPZ1b0C-wk

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>>731250043
it's hard for me to keep my fate in the hands of nu mods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JULbeB4vWhw

>>731249986
we can only pray. fuck this board; rip 4tism

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it hurts to see this homo and his friends in a lot of threads

>>731244269
God, amazingly that was surprisingly accurate. And I just can't believe how many angry little Baba's started screaming and throwing their toys everywhere as soon as you posted this. XD

Brb afk lol

>>731248403
More like your mom's basement.

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>>731245756

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>>731251599
welcome fellow oldfag.

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i miss being a screaming spaz 13yr old on xbox live

>>731252083
games got antisocial as shit now. Have a couple of people round to splitscreen halo on xbl was the best thing ever. fuck this "play alone, efficiently, while not talking" bullshit people do today

>>731251808
/thread

i'll take "DESU BOXXY LULZ XD" over "fucking newfags kids these days"

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>>731252405
blame me_irl for all the "dank memes" that scoff at the old jargon colon three

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>>731252405
raid threads still happen occasionally but they get buried by all the porn so you have to use catalog. Also, mods delete raid threads so you have to make a new one every 5 minutes, it's fucking sad.

>>731244269
I James Bond burgered your sister last night.

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>>731244867
2009 is already considered newfag cancer

>>731252792
lol they broke triforcing a few days ago, it's not possible by either of the previous 2 methods anymore. Mods hate oldfags.

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>>731252405
>>731252668

>>731252792
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>>731252405
>>731252668
>>731252849

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any 2ch pre-historyfags?

>>731252846
I want to die

>>731253101
Dup channel

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>>731253114
don't go alone, open ur ass and take this

>>731252846
but muh no break space

>>731253509

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>>731253628
phuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>731253657
>>731253628
yeah for real they broke it good this time. fucking no fun zone

>>731253765
so apparently it's true:
gookmoot hates oldfags.
sad.

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>>731253765
we should make a thread where we just make shit up and pretend to know about really old memes that never existed and see how many fags end up pretending to remember it

>>731253887
well look at how boring 2chan is, it's to be expected

Moot was a great leader because instead of banning the funny stuff he banned fagg0ts and did stupid shit

>>731244269
No oldfag uses any of this shit nowdays because they have grown the fuck up, unlike OP, who is a miserable little grade 8 shitstain who thinks he is so fucking cool for going on 4chan.

I'm not a "b is dead" guy but even knowing that faggots like you are on this website now makes me fucking cringe in disgust.

4chan used to be the place where actual faggots went, so someone like you and all your instagram meme faggot friends can fuck right off.

How many times are you gonna say: hitler did nothing wrong in your small circle of friends before realising that in the real world you have no practical skills because you are a weak insufferable unintelligent cunt.

Fuck. Off.

>>731244454
I know this feel.

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>>731254347
tl;dr

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>>731254347
lol wut dude

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>>731254347
LOOK AT ME GUIZE IM A GROWN UP

someone sound the faggot alarm

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>>731254347
do you see?
do you see how no on like u?
tht mean u are wrong

>>731247625
Yeah, pretty sick of Facebook frog.

>>731254988
Do you see your graduation certificate?
tht mean u are wrong

>>731247328
I only served 7.5 months. Guess it's lessened because the girl refused to press charges and told everyone she made me do it?

Not everywhere has draconian prison sentences like murica

>>731254689
Hi OP

>>731255390
real pedo or jailbait?

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>>731254347
>>731255365
>>731255395
you're swinging at thin air
just leave

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>>731255395

>>731244269
You sound more like a 9fag than an oldfag

>>731244269
How to know you have autism
>thinks omg and wtf are outdated
>somehow thinks 10 year old youtube videos are "relatively new"

>>731256965
>haha le autism maymay
newfag

>>731257253
*retarded*

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>>731244269
/b/ is for the most part newfags calling each other newfags and summerfags calling each other summerfags these days. But what they don't realize is the new generation of /b/tards are newfags. Most if not all memers from my time here abandoned the dying board. Lurking for greentext memes and only finding trap porn and shit tier memes makes me wanna dip the fuck out with the rest of my generation of this board.

>>731244618
>internet used to be useless except for fun stupid shit, now its an extension of real life
Lol you're either underage b& or haven't thought about anything properly. Social media, or any platform where content is fixed to an individual, that is an extension of real life. But these platforms are not the internet dickhead.
Anonymous culture. Information that can't be linked back to an individual. This is what makes the internet enjoyable. This culture is still right here on 4chan. /b/ has always been shit. But when you first arrived it was all so new, that phase is over.
When we're all anonymous traits of the woman like narcissism are totally erased. Camwhores are routinely dismissed, and information is speculated on precisely how it should be.
Btw the fact that you don't understand this means you're a cunt and you should seriously consider killing yourself.

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>>731254051
This... Fucking this

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>>731245756
>things that aren't even remotely true
I reckon you've been for about 6months and you came from reddit

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>>731258324
I still lurk, you're not alone. Occasional sifting through this festering boil nets a quality thread or sequence of literate well thought out posts.

>>731258584
Seconded.

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>>731258584
tl;dr

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>>731247625
>funny how the board that wants immigrants out of Europe by the millions gladly accepts their own immigrants by the millions
>jumping different websites is the same as jumping country's boarders irl
You're an idiot

>>731259152
idk why ppl get mad about this shit on 4chan

I just come here to laugh at shit, not to fap or have politics discussions wtf

>>731259110
Those tits are gross dude

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>>731259330
I'm angry at how fucking dumb you are anon. I share this earth with you, and you're so fucking stupid.
Damn.

>>731244269

Goddamnit, you made me feel sad there for all the time I've wasted on this god forsaken website

I remember the old days of nigger beams and tacos and how do i shot web

fuck man im old as shit now

someone give me my fucking time back

my wasted teenage years bra

>>731259524
if you don't know why that picture was posted you're a newfag and need to leave

>>731259976
>wasted teenage years
nobody spends them well, trust me

even the successful people are like "what the fuck was I doing?"

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>>731259976
Problem solved brah.

when was the last time we've seen
(user was banned for this post)

mods all suck now

>>731244269
I will always think that traps are disgusting. They are fucking gay XD lol

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>>731260694
I can literally post "MODS ARE PUSSIES" and they won't do anything. Watch.

MODS. YOU ARE PUSSIES. KILL YOURSELVES.

>>731263819
Pls ban this guy in the name of kek, based mod gods.

>>731263819
woah dude chill you are gunna get b&

>>731248058

this is the reason I found /b/ back in 07
it was a nice random place until boxxy

>>731263929

mods are fucking janitors this place became a shithole deal with it

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>>731244269
Jesus you are cringe