Hi, it's Aurora. I just wanted to tell you Zach, I love

>>731212022
stale pasta

-Zach

pls be bait

I wish I was Zach.
Sigh.

Is that his a pasta?

Fuckin rip

you made me giggle, +1 internet points

>>731212022
Show your belly button close

>>731212022
if this is not copy pasta, +1 to zach if he doesnt see it

>>731212022
Post another timestamp with your name, date, time, and Zach on it. Then we will know this shit is true.

Plus post tits while you're at it. For Zach. You know he wouldn't be able to resist that.

People dont slow dance at parties, this is a virgin fags(male) idea of a romantic gesture,
>kissless virgin
pathetic try again.

>>731212022
write Zach around your right nipple then i'll believe this b8

cmon zach those are some nice tiddies

>>731214522
Some nice ole tig bitties

Being named Zach, I suddenly REALLY wish I knew an Aurora. Oh well. Cèst la vi.

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For all of you thinking this is a "bait". It's not. Zach is my true love. Also, my breasts are only for him, so I won't show you. Sorry.

>>731214976
zach here, get em out!

>>731214976
>>731212022
protip: your fucking signs are written backwards, its a camera not a fucking mirror dumbass

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shit pic related is pulling and he's only 12, how come I never got as much internet tit as him?

>>731214976
Txt him and tell him to go on /b/ or some shit like he could be in the middle of a fap session or some shot on another thread

>>731215142
i can confirm this is Zach, he showed me his name

>>731215168

I don't know how to fix it.

>>731214976
zach will come when theyr'e out

>>731215278
If Zach does reply to you post it because I doubt he'll respond on the thread lol

>tfw your name is not Zach

>who is Zach

>get on your game Zach you idiot

this is zach, you better have a penis or else i won't fuck you

>>731215550
fucking same bud

>>731215242

I'm scared to text him since he already got a girl and I don't want her to know.

>>731214976
Witnessed.

Zach better get his ass on in this thread. This Zach motherfucker better reply to her on this thread to it can be witnessed and screen capped.

Didn't you ever see Field of Dreams? If you show them, he will come.

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Probably not the Zach you want, but can I get some titties anyway?

>>731215639
Then move on you cunt.

There's plenty of people out there. Stop trying to hussle a taken one.

>>731215849
kek.

>>731212022
checked.

I feel this is aimed at me, it's too big a co-incidence not to be.

I'm not really sure what to say to this. I'm going to have to think about it.

>>731216089
Provide proof of being real zach

>>731215864
>>731215864

I need to know if he feels the same way. There are happy endings.. I'm not a homewrecker

>>731216089
Post proof nigga

>>731216089

I need to know if it's you. Post a picture of the panties I planted in your jacket before you left the party.

>>731216089
Also I don't care how hot your gf is rn but this bitch is loyal and that my friend is the trump card

Posting is possible epic thread.
Zach, this is what dreams are made of, she came to /b/ for you. Think about that.

>>731216193
>>731216277
sure, this is my first day on /b/ let me just post identifying information.

I'm going to think about this and then try to talk to the aurora I know. It might be this one.

>>731216358
Damn you are savage af

>>731212022
Zach here, whats your kik or snapchat?

>>731212022
Good for you girl that took some courage.

Bump to see if Zach sees it.

>>731216427
Pussy.

>>731212022
Hello, Aurora.

Fucking finally. I got to say it. Finally.

>>731216427

If true, legendary thread.

>>731212022
>>731214976

Great thread OP. Best to you and Zach.

>>731216358
damn girl is that nigga's dick that worthy for you to pretty much be flashing your pussy to him?

Just send her a dick pic to complete your magical journey


You fucking kids are too much.

>>731216535
>not reading the thread.

Go fuck youself OP, and fuck Zach too

>>731212022
Can confirm real zach???

Zach here.
dont think this is the best way to know your feelings

>>731216251
well you already are, whore. since you planted some underwear in his jacking knowing he has a girlfriend you're a fucking slut with nice ass tities

>>731216745
Kek, this. OP, I hope you know what you're doing coming out like this. Zach, be careful my man, this could be good or very bad.

zach here

I'm a 30 year old who didn't go to sams party, but I'd like to join the other zachs by requesting tits

>>731212022
Zach Saturday,
Black lace panties.

>>731217140
Oh shit nigga

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>>731216089
>I feel like this is aimed at me
>too big a coincidence not to be

Dude you would know if you slow danced with a girl named Aurora at Sam's party recently. Quit being a pussy ass bitch and post a time stamped photo of you for verification and so you can get your goddamn dick wet you acoustic nigger

You are just screaming dox. I suggest you find a better place for this if this is real.

>>731212022
OP where you at what's the situation

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Time out! Hey baby it's zack lemme see them titties gurl.

>>731212022
My darling wallflower.

This is so sudden.

>>731217801
Kek

>>731217304
This, as a fan of romance and shit OP there are better places to communicate powerful emotions.

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+1 for Zachs in this thread

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Yes, I know this isn't the best way to come out to someone. But you need to understand I have zero guts in real life.. I just read by myself all the time and game when I'm home.. He's everything I've ever wanted.

And for you calling me a whore. Get a life, you wish someone like me wanted you. His girl is an actual whore that sleeps around with his jock friends. I would never do that to him.

Zach can beat me, scream at me.. I don't care. I've been alone all my life. Only getting creeps on the internet... He's real. And I guess this is my way of showing all the creeps that I only want him.

>>731217739
Kek

>>731217996
Guess that means none of these Zachs are real?

>>731217996
hawt

>>731217996
>Creeps
Lol gtfo. You knew the rules, nigger.

You knew this wasn't Reddit.

>>731217996
you creep me out, Zach would never go for that after seen this tbh

>>731212022
Zach checking in. Not OPs Zach but I figured this is a Zach thread now.

>>731218140

Yep.

How about this.. Trips and I'll link him this thread to his Discord PM's.

>>731217996
>Zach can beat me, scream at me.. I don't care.
this is starting to get hot

>>731218140
none of the zachs are real because this is an obvious bait thread
I'll give OP good marks for getting a friend to take a few pics like this but the acting could use work

>>731217996
>Zach can beat me, scream at me
Literally 0 red flags there

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I'm here guys what did I miss?

>>731218412

I know he would never do that, I'm just saying...

>>731217996
Id-card Zach here, sounds like you have some serious issues, and if the actual Zach ever shows, don't put your dick in this.

>>731218391
rolling

You are a beautiful girl. I hope your Zach finds you

>>731217996
Romantic Anon here,
Are you really sure though OP? Are you sure this is in fact the man that is right for you? Really look into that. I don't know you worth a fuck other than your breasts, your name, and what happened so I can't help you a ton, but you should consider the times you've spent with Zach. The things he's said, do you really think he's good for you? You say you stay in and game now and you think you've found the man, but is it love, or desperation.

>>731218524
You haven't found your Zack and I haven't found my Aurora. Wtf.

>>731212022
I'd like to think this is some elaborate bait but there's a timstamp

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Zapp here, which is close enough. ready to bang?

>>731217996
What is the difference between texting this to him and posting it on 4chan? I meam other than not having a bunch of chan-fags saving your pics in their perv stash

>>731218667
Fuck me I tried OP

>>731217996
omg Aurora??? creepy Aurora? omg I am so telling my friend you're trying to fuck her boyfriend omg... I hope she beats your ass, I knew you were a fucking skank ever since I saw you

>>731217996
>beat me
just go for it Zach

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>>731218667
you did good anon

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>>731217996
>Zach can beat me, scream at me.. I don't care.
You sound like a >>>/d/ eviant, femanon. Are you? Totally awesome if you are. Don't you just wish you could be Zach's favorite pet, like pic related?

>>731218770
You tryna fuck a lonely Zach?

>>731218661

I know he's the one.

Rolls

Guess I'll roll.

>>731218770
I like to be dominant in foreplay then let you take over

>>731218391
Fuck off faggot

>>731218779
>What is the difference between texting this to him and posting it on 4chan?
Maybe she doesn't have his number?

>>731217996
okay, you're acting a little creepy with this. there are some posters on 4chan that have actually had a normal, complete relationship. I mean, I fucked it up sure, but it was normal. You're going about it the wrong way. You don't need to be a slut or offer him the opportunity to abuse you - jesus christ. if you built a life you would be more interesting to everyone else - even him. you have to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with you first - and if you're shutting yourself in, then there's an issue. get help, really, but not here.

sorry, let me get back in character. tits or gtfo.

>>731218391
Roll

Pro-tip for Aurora: the more we see of your body, the more legit we are on your side and will give you beneficial life information. On /b/, the only currency we accept for our help is nudes.

>>731218391
Roll

>>731215849
Holy shit, you live in the town I grew up in.

>be me named Zach
>read this thread
>don't know anyone named aurora
>no qt crazy fucktoy to have hot crazy sex with
Fugggg

posting in a trap thread

>>731218814
Get the fuck out, slut.

Before we dox you and beat your ass with a bag of nickels.

We want to hear Aurora & Zach.

Not you.

>>731218890
But do you? Do you know him as the one, or do you want him to be as some mordant false hope to bring light to your somber life?

>>731218360
underrated post

>>731218814
>creepy aurora
Somehow I feel this might be her irl nickname

>>731219006
Facebook? A brick through his window? Ffs this has to be the worst romance outlet.

>>731215849
Top kek

he didn't touch your ass because he is gay

Rolling again

>>731212022
You shouldn't call my girl a whore, Aurora. Don't get me wrong, you're a nice girl but I love her.

We can be friends and that's why I've come to you when others didn't... to be your friend. You always seem so nervous and lonely, so I wanted to help you out.

-Zach

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>>731212022
She did get dubs so Zach has to be here in the name of kek he better
>tfw your name is Micheal not Zach

I've never gotten trips so roll