Cheating thread b. I love fucking girls that are in relationships.

>>731208021
27 now, in college was in a frat, had a party with sorority and met a girl dancing. Was friends with my roommates GF, the girls come up the stairs to my room and we drink more my roommate and his GF leave and I get a text from my friend that the girl I'm with has a boyfriend in another frat that we don't get along with. I don't bring it up, this girl is all over me.. take her into bed and fuck her like crazy, unprotected. We fucked 4 - 5 times like every hour that night in between "naps" I literally came in her 5 times. She was getting phone calls and texts all night from her boyfriend and ignoring them. She got up in the morning threw her clothes on and ran out of the house. Came across her numerous times over the next year, usually with her boyfriend nearby and she would never even make eye contact with me.

me too. i was a manager at a sandwich place and fucked this girl with massive tits who was engaged. she came on to super hard and said her fiance didnt know how to fuck her. she said he couldnt make her cum and i made her cum right away. was pretty hot

>>731209188
we were both managers sorry. but she sucked me off in the office when we were closing and i could see her cuck of a fiance looking through the front window on the security monitor cause he came to pick her up but she was sucking my cock. it worried me so i told her "oh shit your man is looking in the store thinking she'd stop and she just says "ok i'll hurry up and finish you off" kek. felt bad for the guy but whatever

>i love fucking whores

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I've always been turned on by cuck stuff, here's my girlfriend Rachael if anyone is interested

>>731208021
use to fuck this one bitch as a waiter, at my local job. I fucked her brains out in the back of my truck untill she started crying saying that she was married. I dumbed my load into her and then she quit the next day.

Been with girl for 5 years
Have a kid together
Just after our 5 year anniversary she started a new job at a mine
Less than 3 weeks later find deleted texts on her phone
Had a big fight with her and found out she met a guy she worked with after a shift and pushed him to suck his cock in his car. She later admitted she swallowed.
Still with her for our son but hate the cunt now.

>>731209903
expose the cunt

>>731209604
I am! whats her kik?

>>731210083
Can you imagine finding out your mom's nudes are online cause she's a cheating slut? I love my kid too much to let them suffer at all for her failings

>>731208021
Karma is a bitch, so good luck with that moron.

Was in college in a frat fucked some short skinny Jap with big boobs a couple times behind her boyfriends back. She was always super tight loved my dick. Always came on her face and in her mouth she would swallow everytime. Once I hit her in the eye and she took it like a champ.

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>>731210645
Well I haven't exactly told her, although I have no idea how she'd react to being hit on

>be me
>friend dating asian for about 7 months
>they break up
>friend calls it "just a break"
>week later see her at the college
>we talk about him for a bit and she asks if she wants me to go to her place to help her with homework
>I agree
>actually do work for awhile, she talks a lot
>eventually fuck later
>start to date regularly for a few weeks
>month later friend wants to get back together with her

I let her out of respect for my friend since i've known him a long time. I feel bad for doing this though since I still haven't told him about it and I know i'm a shitty friend for doing so.

>>731211679
let me find out

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>>731208021
We're fucking in my boyfriend's bed in this picture.

And yes, I didn't wash it off until the next morning. lol in the evening after these pictures were taken, I cuddled next to my boyfriend with the words "cheating slut" written on my back, and he had no fucking clue. Idiot

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>>731211023
This is her

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>>731212817
We wanted to end with something nasty/fucked up before he had to leave, so when he was ready to finish we had him cum on cookies my boyfriend had in his room. I didn’t actually see my boyfriend eat them but the last time I went to his place the box of cookies was gone so I'm like 99% sure he unknowingly ate cum that his own girlfriend fucked out of another man’s bigger cock

>>731210879
You are why they do this.

>>731212817
moar

Cheating whores deserve the death penalty.

>>731213577
damn, that's fucked up. why you hate him so much?

>>731213577
So fake

>>731209604

what's your kik?

PA at the firm where I work, Asian with a master degree and only 2 previous asian bfs

22 years young, smoke buddy during the week, flirt machine on Friday night work drinks

Progresses to us taking days off work to go hiking etc, her asian fiancé works 24/8 she is pressured into marriage and clearly want to explore before marriage

Get wasted at Xmas party 2016, she tells me she's likes me, we make out and she grabs Cock and immediately says omg that's nice

I'm only shy of 7inches so already know she's never had a decent cock

Following week after work drinks we go to trendy bar in Sydney, gets messy, decide to go back to work for quiet drinks.

Get into The boardroom where drinks fridge is, she grabs package, I step back and pull it out

She starts sucking like a champ, pull up her suit skirt and feel the smoothest, tightest pussy

Lay her down, take off panties and she starts rubbing Cock on her clit, I try to stick it in and she says "wait, I need to get ready"

Fucking diamonds

Ease it in, she moans and says "omg I can feel all of you, omg slower please"

Take my time and she cums al over my cock.. only 2nd time I've made girl cum through penetration

She's flushed and has instant regret but just lays there

I pound away and ask her where to cum while I'm cumming in her, she's on BC so all good

As she's putting her panties back on her fiancé calls

I almost came again seeing his name in her phone

They're still married and she still texts me

We've fucked a few more times but had to cool it down as he is clearly onto her

I backed off as she became clingy but fap to our escapades on the reg

>>731214788
and gay
a lot like that faggot OP who finds having another dudes dirty dick and jizz inside women he's about to be inside somehow arousing.

>>731213577
Tell us more! Like how did you meet the other guy, why did you do it, and what other messed up things have you done?

Sup here it is
>dated this chick from age 12-17.
>we break up after grad.
>she texts me around 19 ish yrs old.
>we meet up at a walmart. Im high as fuck on opiate btw.
>we fuck that night. She has a bf. My childhood friend scoggy.
>says my dick so big its like shes losing her virginity again.
>fast forward 2-3 years she gone. Says she only love me for the sex.
> should i be bummed or stoked. I mean apparently the dick is fire...im cool with myself as a person.
Ive ha people tell me its rad and tell me thats awful.

Only ever been cheated on once. couple years ago my live in gf and I were having problems, I was mostly just sick of her. my car was in the shop one night and we had planned on just staying in. she ended up leaving around 9pm to go out with the "girls" for a few hours. she ends up getting home at 7am. didn't answer any of my calls. she tries to just get in bed with me like nothing happened. bitch took her shirt off and there were 4 scratch marks on her back. kicked her ass out that fucking day. few months later she was begging to come back. never have I once answered any of her texts or emails. she still asks for help with money every now and then. she's gonna be a loser the rest of her life. once and done, I can forgive a lot. cheaters are filth and will always be filth.

>>731217090
I should be bummed because im more than a cock.. God damnit!

>>731217090
but you're still on opiates....

>>731213577
fake, I've seen this like 3 years ago

>>731217245
Yes cheaters are scum. I had a girl cheat on her bf with me. In hindsight i can never forgive myself. Cheaters are subhuman and i guess.. Cannot see the suffering and betrayal they inflict. They will die alone and regretful dont worry

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>>731216255

tremendous story and well told anon

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>>731216389
having my stud's cum in my boyfriends mouthwash and on his dinner I make him.

>>731216389
>>731214711
>>731214042
Thank you for your kind words! I know you guys won't judge me. It's only nature to want bigger, better, and stronger men to fuck on the side while using my boyfriend for money and everything else I need.

>>731216255
Fapping to the one time I cheated has been some of the best fap sessions I've had. For like 6 months after, I'd be watching porn casually tugging and then I'd space out and think about the time we fucked and I'd be done in seconds.

>>731217428
Well.. like every 2 or 3 days i fiend but i just drink it away. Opiates. Pills whtevr they r the worst man. Im guess u on em or been stuck on em too. Or/and yes regardless i am a druggie and its the gayest thing ever

>>731212817
>>731213577
Copy pasta. I've seen this shit in a thread before.

>>731217937
My fave thing to imagine while fappin is im getting head from my sheltered christian fanatic 18 yr old neighbor and when i nut she stops. Is shocked. And swallows i blow loads to the though of innocent bjs

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>>731214493
Found the muslim

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>>731217919
[Shareblue detected]

>In LTR of 6 years with a cool chick
>Friend's ex and I are close, had a flirty relationship for years while they were dating
>Could've screwed around but we didn't because I respect my friend (more than my gf) and wasn't sure if she'd blab
>They break up for a few months and his ex and I hang out
>Kinda drunk
>Start doing body shots off of her
>I dump booze on my dick and she starts slurping it off
>Start fucking
>Tits are so big and thick
>She cums and I pull out and cum all over her huge tits
>Make out a bit
>Snapchatted nudes for a while then haven't spoken for almost a year
>Start texting her again recently
>Deciding whether or not to pursue again

>>731208021
I used to date this girl a couple of years ago, but her mom fucking hated me just for being eight years older than her.
Anyways, her mom made her break up with me and we never had sex.

A year later, I find out she has a boyfriend. A guy abour her age. They look happy together. But here I fucking come to ruin everything. I accidentally-on-purpose bump into her one afternoon. She is alone. She smiles, blah blah blah, and I get her current number. We text for a couple days and freaking out of nowhere she says she still loves me. I see a chance here and I invite her to my house to talk face to face. I sort of expected her to tell me no, that she had a boyfriend and all that shit, but she was at my front step later one evening and I took her the bedroom and fucking did her shit so hard I felt like a champion. We got togheter a few more times, but she never left her boyrfriend. I didnt care, I didnt love her. I just wanted to keep fucking her. She claimed she didnt fuck her boyfriend, but Im sure she was lying. She is a whore.

Anyways, we stopped fucking because later on I got into a bit of a serious reationship, but I still see my ex everynow and then, but we dont say hello or anything. Its awkward. I think she feels used, but strangely I think she likes feeling that way. I dont know, man. I want to fuck her again, but I think Im leaving that cheating shit behind.

>>731218745
The fucking temptation is real, anon. No matter how much you want to not cheat on your significant other and no matter how clingy the other chick might get, saying no to strange is one of the toughest things to do.

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>>731217919

ha. such a fucking male pretending to be femanon.

I have 0% doubt of this. you can tell by the language

>>731209604
Post nudes

>>731218745
Post pictures?

be me 20 yo working at woollies
>gf is a huge bitch, gets jealous of some girl at work who flirts with me
>go stay at this girls house
>her bf is super jeakous rings her everynight and texts her, abusive and psycho
>smells her teddy bear he gave her to see if it smells like other men lol
>she's 16
>rub her pussy as she's texting him saying she wouldn't do anything dog like cheat
>fuck her and cum in her blonde snatch, rub my dick clean on the teddy bear when she leaves to clean up.
>tfw her jealous bf will inevitably huff my cum mixed with his gf's pussy juice.

fuck my gf, these are the best memories of my life, although I would never cheat on a girl who isn't a massive bitch

>>731208021
I always cheat on my partners.

it's easiest with girls who are also cheating on theirs. they know the deal, and don't want to fuck things up any more than you do.

If you fuck single girls on the side? they want to start a relationship with you and have nothing to lose if they fuck your life up. much harder to control.

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>>731208021
Yeah I know what you mean. I've fucked 2 older married women. Shit was so cash.
Protip:If a woman ever starts telling you about her relationship problems that is a greenlight for you to get that pussy bro

>>731219674
Agreed. I'm debating whether or not to attempt another go with the one girl I started texting again. I'm still in a 7 year LTR and she's dating a beta orbiter who eats her shit up and calls him "the one". She cheated on my friend, she cheated on this kid with me early on in their relationship, so I'm unsure whether or not to fire that back up (or attempt to, at least).

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>>731217919
>It's only nature to want bigger, better, and stronger men to fuck on the side while using my boyfriend for money and everything else I need.

such an obvious fedora wearing /b/tard talking like he thinks a femanon would talk and just sounding like a fedora wearing /b/tard

>cracking me up

>>731210879
Can you imagine finding out your dads a pussy cock old.fixed that for you.

>>731219674

I echo this but married. I'm married and fuck around with married women. everyone has the same amount to lose and to gain.

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>>731208021
I hope one day one of those boyfriends douses you in gasoline and lights you up light a christmas tree you piece of shit.

>>731209604
>>731211679
Post more pics!

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>>731220283
KEK KEK KEK KEK

cuck detected. Stay mad that sluts only want you for your money and nothing else faggot.

Married woman I work with. She was 35ish, curvy, sexually starved. We got along great at work and I ran into her a few times at bars. She was a bit handsy.

Well she finally kicked her husband out after he lied about some mortgage payments. She texts me out of the blue regarding some wine we were talking about.

2 hours later I was balls deep in her ass and about to blast her face. Good times.

>>731221163
how old are you, faggot ?

>Be me 18 on senior trip week after graduation
>in flordia with 5 friends 2girls 3 guys
>everyone goes out to club one night I stay smoke a bowl and chill
>they get back and a friend we'll call him R has a girl with him we'll call her B
>So we all start drinking and smoking
>few of us do bars
>fastforward me and B are in bed talking apparently she already has a boyfriend back home
>fastforward we end up fucking but I can't cum
>get tired say fuck it and just pass out
>next morning she's not there
>get up to get breakfast hear soft moans
>open door see her riding R

Sorry if format is shit on mobile

>>731221267
31. Why?

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This whole thread is just the reason I will never get married or get into a relationship. It's pointless women are sluts.Ive had sex with so many chicks who I find out later are in relationships it makes no sense to me if your gonna fuck around why be in one?

>>731221338
Holy shit what a slut, riding that dick.
Is her name heather by any chance?

>>731221163

went straight for the ass first time out. wowza

I've actually got a couple of chicks are totally into anal but I don't usually give it to them cause i like getting my dick sucked and am worried they won't suck my dick after it's been in their ass.

>>731221437
just wondering if you were younger like in your 20's. Best sluts I've fucked have been in their thirties, and I'm still in my 20's.

>>731221638
Being in a relationship and only having sex with one person aren't mutually exclusive

>>731221338
confusing story

>>731221638

when you point a finger, 4 more are pointing right back at you anon. 4 more pointing at you.

>you

>>731221809
Oh, no we're close in age. I was sympathetic to her situation after having gone through an awful breakup :(

Protip: in spite of all the /b/ memes out there, never marry an asian. They are the biggest cheaters out there.

>>731222002
saggy tits and all that?

>>731221684
Nah was Brittany if I remember it was like 3 years ago funniest shit was I had added her on insta so when we got home I saw her uploading pics with her boyfriend happy to be back after the vacation

>>731221798
Was her idea. To be fair, she was VERY drunk. Turns out that in college she was quite a freak but she leveled out when she met her husband.

>>731221883
How so?

>>731219994
again, she's got something to lose as well as you there. If you make sure she knows its a bit of fun rather than something serious it's entirely up to whether you want to fuck her.

>>731220185
married is good too. one of my side girls just got engaged. said yes, now wedding planning. There was a two week gap after it happened, but she's back to sucking my cock same as before.

>>731222083
Indeed. I still work with her. Can picture those saggy tits every time I talk to her.

>>731222115
>I had added her on insta so when we got home I saw her uploading pics with her boyfriend happy to be back after the vacation
KEK.

It just reminded of some slut I know name heather, she was married and I fucked with her for months. Before I met her she would go on wild spring breaks to florida and new orleans and she would make it out with strippers and shit.

oldfag - been around the block. went through a serious spell where I only fucked other men's women. I'll greentext one.
>Bank Manager, teller comes up to me after work (and after we had been flirting all day)
> straight out "do you want to have an affair?"
> She's married, has one kid and is ten years younger. sure.jpg
> She's great at lying and telling stories and as we fuck at my place over and over again, I hear her tell her husband all the reasons why she would be late.
> Casually know dude because he comes by to pick her up sometimes and whatever.
> He then helps recruit me to work at his bank - and by this time he's also a Manager at said new bank.
> In meetings, he's smart but not well liked felt bad until he started showing what a dick he was.
> Quit hanging out with him and hung out with a different crowd. Hear him talk in meetings was beginning to sound like a mosquito in my ear. Could only think "I'm banging the shit out of your wife, she's telling me you jerk off in front of the TV watching R rated HBO, and I can't stand your fucking ass."
> They later divorced and everybody knew she was fucking around, no one knew it was me.

Got a fuck ton of those - it was great when I was working with the public back then.

>>731222305
I don't mind saggy tits, but if a bitch has breastfed and her nipples get long then I don't like that shit so much.

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I'm married to a Christian chick I don't believe in that shit. But the reason I am is because the fear of god hating them and the community of christians shunning for being a slut is enough for them not to cheat

>>731222575
Fuck dude learn some fucking English grammar. I can barely understand what you're trying to say.

>>731221853

Open relationships are for cucks who want to be with a girl but the girl is a slut and they don't want people to know they're trusting a thot.

>>731222575
Joke's on you. Repressed women love getting strange dick.

I've had 12 married women over the last 15 years. This was one of my faves.

>both on common interest web forum,
>I contribute a lot and also troll a little to make sure I'm well known
>she private messages me to debate/admonish me on a point of contention and we start regular communication
>fuck on first meeting (within 5 mins)
>loves my 8.5" long, thick and cut cock
>she cums like nothing I've ever seen
>totally enjoys very slow entry, stretching her open inch by inch, cums every time, lots of times
>she on bc so I cum in her like a fire hose
>her husband is lazy in bed and doesn't work on her to make her cum
>she's in lust with my fingers, tongue and cock

This lasted a year.

>>731222846
Not talking about open relationships. Talking about normal people

post greentexts/pics about getting cucked niggers

>>731223004
I've never read so many lines of lies in my life. You're a fat neckbeard whose autism has driven you to make up retarded fantasies.

Odd: Men
Even: Women

Odd: Men .
Even: Women .

>>731222518
do you have one where the woman talks to her man on the phone while cheating with you?

>>731221916
My teacher said this in middle school.

>>731222575
Holy shit are you in for a shock. I am this guy >>731223004 and 2/3 of those women were god fearing Christians who had tearful meltdowns after the first time I adulterously fucked them.

They always came back for more. Always.

Why? Because after being married young and naive they realized how much they'd missed out on and how sexually stunted their personal growth was.

I represented a safe, sane and fun way to discover things they'd been frightened of. Like, I kid you not, learning how to masturbate. Once they learned I was non-judgemental and patient things always got heated as their libidos found a safe outlet.

You're right that Christian women never want to be found to be sexually wanton by their husbands or communities but for many of them, once they find a secure outlet, they go overboard trying out new experiences.

>>731208021
It is the best, so many stories

>in college living in apartments off campus
>guy in my program is dating a girl that lives in my building
>she doesn't have a car, takes bus to campus
>give her a ride on days when our schedules are similar
>start to get friendly
>her bf can't get it up due to antidepressents
>hot af, low self-esteem and is super horny
>she comes over early before class one day, we fuck
>start fucking regularly, she has perfect tits and loves anal
>get off on seeing him after fucking his girl
>go atm then she kisses him hello 30 mins later
>eventually she feels guilty, and tells him

>>731224080
>You're right that Christian women never want to be found to be sexually wanton by their husbands or communities but for many of them, once they find a secure outlet, they go overboard trying out new experiences.
Yeah actually I think you articulated that perfectly and made a good point. You're still a faggot tho :)

>>731223326
I bet you're alternating between faux outrage and furious masturbation right now, aren't you?

I have never met a girl that taken yet dtf. I guess I'm not that desired. Its cool tho..

>>731224100
Worst

>>731224342
Well I am trying to masturbate, but not to anything on this thread, just my usual round of g/fur and trap threads. :) stay mad cuckboi

>>731224431
no it's not cool youre a fag.

>>731224431
Feels bad.jpg
One day Anon one day

>>731224630
I'm not fucking dudes..faggot

Has anyone here ever cheated on their gf/wife with a trap? I'm thinking about fucking this tight boipussy that I work with,, but I dont want my gf to find out about it and call me a faggot.

>>731224804
well you are a faggot so just let it out.

>>731224689
it's probably already happened he just didnt notice that his slut was cheating on him with a bull like us. Fucking cuck

>>731209604
>>731211679
Gorgeous m8

>>731224877
let what out? I just want some boipussy bro, nothing else. I'm curious about how it feels compared to regular pussy.

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>>731223721
This guy again >>731223004

>married woman with whom I've been chatting for several months
>3 days before we'd graduated to cam sex
>she has the cutest pussy and yummy tits I'd seen in years
>she's in the backseat of a Toyota Tarago driven by her husband along with her sister and BIL to visit parents
>start outrageous flirting by text
>eventually I have my cock on facetime
>she's so wet she facetimes under her skirt and her knickers are soaked
>tell her to discreetly remove panties
>she does
>she's rubbing her clit, watching my cock and conversing with hubby and kin at 60mph down freeway
>says she won't cum, she's too noisy
>I tell her she has to
>I insist
>when I splooge she can't stop and cums
>her husband asks if she's OK
>she fakes coughing fit with a finger in her cunt
>later tells me she sprained her finger cause coughing and cumming gripped it so hard that she twisted when startled by hubby calling out to her.

I shit you not. It's all true.

>>731222270

the first one I fucked after I was married had just gotten married. the first time we fucked she was supposed to be meeting with the photographer to help pick which wedding pictures she wanted.

>damn she was a great fuck

>>731225434
what a load of rubbish m8. backto leddit with your shitty fanfiction.

>>731223050
what's even "correct" or normal anymore? most guys in their 20's don't seem to respect woman and usually for good reason. At least that was how it felt in college for me. is there any reason to be in a relationship anymore? there's so many outlets today that can counter loneliness, I'm really curious what society will think of love in the next 20 years.

Walked in on my friend fucking my girl friend. It really sucks and hurts a lot. Kicked her out of my house now she is homeless. So all in all she's in a worse situation. I figure it's better to just work on myself right now and things are looking up.

>>731226007
It's very rewarding to be 'in love' with someone. That being said, love isn't what it used to be. I'm happy being in love with my girl. Does that mean I expect that both of us will never have sex with anyone else? No. I'm not poly (anymore), I'm just being honest.

>>731226238
what do you mean work on yourself?

>>731223004
>>731223326

I believe it. I've got a dozen stories like that myself. rings true to me.

>>731226238
Invite her over saying you overreacted. Tell her you wanna get back together. Fuck her then kick her out again.

>>731224100
>>eventually she feels guilty, and tells him

fucking hate it when that happens. that's why I only fuck married women. not one ever felt guilty and told.

>>731224804

with a couple of trap whores, if that counts for your question

>>731209903
How'd you "find deleted texts" shit stick?

>Be in college
>Housemate is dating a solid 7/10
>Cool guy to smoke with but he was a complete flake and could be a total jackass for no reason sometimes.
>Never clear on what his work or class schedule was- or if he just went out and didnt tell anybody, so she waited at the house a lot bullshitting/smoking with me and the other 2 people that lived there.
>after a few months bullshitting turned to her bitching about him and how they werent having sex as much/if at all.
>that got too awk for the other 2 at the house but tbh most of the time I was too high to give a shit
>One day come home from class and go into living room to see her masturbating on couch
>sees me,doesnt stop
>sit on the couch and she adjusts so shes now facing me
>Reach over and start fingering her under her skirt. after a few minutes she leans over and grabs my dick thru my pants and starts unzipping.
>grabs cock and starts stroking, blowing me.
>after like 5 minutes im just...fuck it
>pick her up by the waist(she was short and light AF) and bring her to my room.
>fuck on and off for a few hours
>My roomate-her bf gets home when we are outside later having a smoke- they go out to eat.
>we continue fucking for something like 6 months while she's still seeing him.
> the other housemates know about us- they dont say shit.

I still keep in touch with her as a friend, every so often if she or I are in town near, go out for a drink,
fuck
or she'll just blow me.

>>731220178
nice spelling bud

>>731224465

I am


>working IT, new hot chick having problems
>fix her shit, flirt for a while, then notice her ring
>she find any excuse to see me and flirt moar
>tells me she is having trouble with her computer at home
>husband is deployed to germany
>computer is slow because of dust
>she sucks my dick for thanks
>start fucking her raw after work a few times a week
>misses her period
>abort
>she moves to germany

>>731227086
what a shitty friend you are. I love to cuck men, but i would never cuck one of my friends no matter how much the slut wants this bull dick. Fuck you for being a shit friend.

>>731226238
Not your gf, but...

>married woman I'm fucking but it's a long distance thing, only fucked for real once but planning next one
>she falls asleep with her phone unlocked and husband finds it
>gets ass kicked to curb
>texts me 3 times after 10 at night
>WTF dumb bitch
>wakes up my wife
>have to ignore phone until after midnight
>tell gf to drive to my yacht and get keys from security guard - tell her she can stay there
>goddamn the next 3 days I get hours of mind blowing sex and showered with affection
>downside listen to shit about husband, now asking her to come home
>she decides to go back and just before she leaves I fill her pussy with my seed and send her on her way.
>she has to stop on way home and change panties.
>we meet every few months so she can bitch about her husband and kids and fuck me like it's the end of the world

>>731208021
Okay weird question, but if for a few months you're fucking a girl who's engaged to someone else, would you like it if she told you her pussy is just for you and the only thing her boyfriend gets is a foot in his balls when she gets home?

My girl did that to me a long time ago and I've always wondered what her side-guy would've thought if she'd sent him the pictures of me holding my balls on the floor instead of deleting them.

>>731208021
well this is different ...my ex cheated on me and had a BF in another state...so overtime I fucked her she was cheating and I had no idea...I also had no idea she was cheating on me, and him and she fucked a dude right before me with out me knowing...sooo yea...

>>731226519
Going to the gym and spending more time at work.And fucking chicks with no realsonship stuff.

>>731213514
>jap

>>731222869
>>731224080
Nah I got cold hard data that says women have predictable cycles, and even the laziest can keep up by switching and practicing a manipulative personality, of course it's not classified as such because of convenient methods to keep them in check just like religion.

So stick em up bitches, religious women rule!
(Disclaimer: percentages must be learned and redundancy must be attained by coordinating multiple partners with different personalities so you don't get bored.)

>>731218745
Im the other guy in your story. Im still a virgin and she cheats on me often. FML

>>731227086

good win

>>731227648

fuck this asshole. you never said housemate was your friend

>>731208021
>be me at 21
>go to a bush doof for with some friends and friend brings girlfriend along
>shes 9/10 long legged, cute af, blonde babe and crazy ditsy but really fun
>all of us drop MDMA and get pretty fucked up
>friend who has girlfriend got so wasted he had trouble doing anything other than shambling in front of the speakers of the dancefloor
>friend was dismissive of his girlfriend because he couldnt recognise her in fucked up state
>i see shes kinda sad and just wants to have someone to dance with
>beta thought "fuck it just dance with her"
>start dancing with her and goofing around on the dancefloor
>she instantly cheers up
>we still hang around rest of friends but also go off on our own and dance, talk & smoke
>late in the night after me and her dance for a while she asks if i want to go for a smoke
>"Sure! Hey lets go find a spot we can look at the stars" I like the stars when im high
>"Okay anon"
>we had all double dosed by this time in the night so we were pretty high
>find a clearing in the bush where theres not really anyone around to look at stars
>we chat, smoke and talk about how high we are and how good it feels and how crazy horny it makes us
>we start cuddling because we're high and kinda cold
>me in my high af state didnt realise the fucking pulsing angry python in my pants digging into her back
>she feels it and turns to me and starts rubbing it
>ohfuckthatfeelsgood.jpg
>we make out and she rubs my dick while i grope her ass and tits
>I take off her shorts, bend her over a tree stump and go to pound town
>shes a renowned anal lover so her pussy was crazy tight from not being used
>didnt try for anal because shit, that pussy was cash
>have no idea how long we fucked for but it was probably one of the best fucks ive had from the combo of her being fucking hot and us both being high as kites
>came HARD inside her
>went back to dancefloor like nothing happened
we dont talk anymore

>>731230544
> bush doof
knocked off early today?

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>>731211679
If you want to get cucked and yeah she's worth it don't waste your time with these /b/ clowns, there's only one way to it right anon.

>>731229335
/thread

>>731228210
Her new guy should be the one kicking balls. She'd probably laugh her ass off at that.

>>731226541
savage

>>731226993
Pretty sure you can get logs from the carrier. Also there's programs out there that do that kind of stuff.

>>731232492
Shit helps kinda what I did to my last girl more or less helped me get over her

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>>731232637

>>731231058
I do grave shift so i start soon

I want my wife to cheat on me.. like, I'd want to know she was doing it, but not have her know I knew.

I'd love for her to come home with a pussy full of cum and think she was being sneaky fucking me like that..

>>731218745
Don't you call her your little angel? Why does no one just kill me. End my suffering.

>>731233616
It hurts. My wife was acting strange so I peeped her phone it showed all kinds of pics with her fucking some guys. I wanted to die of a heart attack but I got back up got tested and now I have Aids. I'm dying slowly and so is she but I'm not telling her she gave me aids. She can find out when I croak.

>>731233616
My girl started off like that. She'd usually come home really tired and sore from getting fucked hard. Most of the time I'd try to get some, accidentally piss her off, and she'd just roll over and go to sleep leaving me with blueballs. She still thinks it's a little funny that she used to do that to me.

>>731229756
Break up or get some pussy and lock that whore down.

>My ex-wife.
>Her new husband went to jail for the third time after hitting her, this time she needed ICU for 2days.
>Staying with her to help with kids and household stuff.
>She wants me to sleep with her because she doesn't feel safe.
>I tell her I will but if she gets frisky I ain't sayin no.
>She says she won't.
>That very night I'm rubbing her back and she wants her butt massaged.
>Kneading her butt like a roll of dough makes her moan, her legs spread apart slowly.
>Pretty soon I'm rubbing her button and stuffing fingers up her, and she's writhing like a snake.
>She explodes and dies down so I cuddle up and she wraps my arms around her.
> Now that would have been it when we were married, she would have drifted off and I would have rubbed one out with one hand on a boob.
>She flips over and scootches down me, kissing me every inch or so.
>Suddenly my cock is buried in her throat, and she's waiting for it to grow in there.
>As I harden to blue twisted steel she slowly slides my cock in and out and she puts my hands on her head so I can masturbate with her throat.
>This sudden feeling of power makes my dick grow larger than it ever has and it wants pussy.
>I tell her thanks gor the throat job( which never happened when we were married) but I want to break my dick off in her pussy
>She crawled up me and pulled me on top.
>I grew another inch atleast as I touched bottom in the familiar cavern.
>Every stroke made me harder and bigger.
>By the time I came she was wrapped so tight around me I could barely breath.
>She fell asleep so deeply that even bacon didn't wake her up the next morning.
>A year and a half later he gets outta prison and they get back together, and he starts drinking again.
>Oh well.

>>731234178
Does the cheating ever stop? My wife started cheating 3 years ago. We just lost our daughter to cancer and her ex started coming around. They would disappeare for all night then she would be back at 3am as if nothing happened but reek of sex. Does the cheater ever stop?

>>731234178

Sounds kind of hot, actually. I enjoy chastity, too.. so..

>>731234740
only if something else delivers the feeling they get from cheating.

so usually, no.

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Names amber. She's cheated on her fiance of 2 years with over 6 guys and even gave her fiance chlamydia and still hasn't told him. Now she's 29 weeks pregnant with someone elses baby while he thinks its his and smokes cigs/weed and drinks everyday.

>>731235061
I miss my daughter. I don't even have a picture of her. I miss her laugh. I'd give up my own life if she could be alive again. She would have been 8 this month.

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>husband gets into a car accident
>comatose in hospital
>i visit him one day at the hospital
>find a guy i don't recognize by his bedside
>turns out it's the guy who hit him with his car
>says he's guilty so he visited my comatose husband to say sorry
>i cry but the guy rubs my shoulder to console me
>he's handsome and fairly attractive
>one thing led to another, and we ended up having sex on top of my husband who is in coma

>>731235570
you are a disgusting piece of shit, kill yourself

>>731234869
I hated it at the time, but kinda miss it now. After a little while her mouth and pussy were for his use almost exclusively.

If I managed to piss her off before she got to bed, she'd sometimes just kick me between the legs and go to bed without me.

>My best friend's girlfriend wanted to try anal, but my friend was not interested.
>After a third try to entice him she fucked him to sleep, then walked out to my room naked, and offered herself to me.
>Sure, let's go.
>She assumed a comfy position.
>I lubed up a finger and played around.
>She relaxed and got into being fingered.
>I took position and slowly slid what was now a diamond rod into her poopchute.
>She welcomed the penetration and soon we had a rhythm built up.
>She was fapping and telling me to go faster and harder.
>She orgasmed and her hole closed on my dick so tight the cum got sucked out like an industrial vacuum.
>She layed on my bed while I cleaned up the she had to shit suddenly.
>While she emptied herself on the toilet I grabbed her head and fapped with her mouth.
>She was going to wiped and I said how bout a shitty buttfuck.
>She went fave down right there and I fucked hard and deep.
>This time she came without flicking the bean.
>We showered and fell into bed exhausted.
>She snuck back into his room at 5 in the morning and he never knew she was gone.
>After a while she broke up with him and I started staying at her place, getting the full meal deal.
>Lost track of him, he was an asshole anyway.

>>731234869
>>731233616

My other fantasy is for her to come home from cheating on me and make me eat her out.. with her going like "Oh, you get me so wet.." and shit like that while I'm tasting his cum.. and she thinks I don't know, but I do..

>>731209903
>>job at a mine
Like a coal mine?

>>731235966

Shit, son.. sounds perfect. I'd love to fuck a girl's shitty asshole. Fucking hot.

Back in 2011 when I was attending CSU, I hooked up with a Nepali-American chick. She had a long term boyfriend.

So me and my 3 buds were invited to a house party by one of my friend's girlfriend. She had two other roommates living with her.

Long story short, when everybody got drunk, my buddy and his gf went their way while one of my boy pulled one of the roommates. That left me, my buddy AJ and the Nepali-American chick. We kept teasing her about how she had never experienced any American dick. A while later we were double teaming her. My buddy finished on her tits while she swallowed my load. The next morning her boyfriend called her, she acted like nothing happened while talking to him and then started crying after hanging up...we were butt ass naked on the couch.

>>731236013
Sounds really hot - especially if she's the one initiating it. My girl would sometimes come home and suddenly want to kiss deeply after being really distant for a long time. I always wondered... She told me she used to swallow for him (not for me though)

I banged a friend's married coworker once. We all met at a bar. We were talking and I said something to her and touched her arm. Her whole body language changed after that and she was all over me. I started getting shots of vodka for her and shots of water for me. The bartender was totally cool with it. This was around ten years ago. That probably wouldn't fly nowadays. Anyway I took her home and we got in bed. Her husband was texting and called while we were in bed together. He knew something was up. At some point she told me he was a cop lol. She was nervous and rushed, but it was fun.

>>731236619

Exactly. I want her to think she's being sly about feeding me his cum.. but I'd know the entire time and be loving it.

>be 19
>chilling in my best friends basement
>some girl hits me up to hang out
>wasn't gonna ditch the homie to chill with the bitch
>asks her to bring a friend
>they both come over and we're drinking a bottle of bacardi
>the girl that i'm with is engaged
>other girl is just a slut
>fiancé calls to check in on her, he's probably suspicions
>"i'm chilling with angie, were watching a movie"
>"ill call you back"
>me and her go to another room to get some space
>she's on top of me and i'm pulling her down to kiss her neck and tits
>fiancé calls again
>"i told you i'm watching a movie"
>she gets up and passes the phone to her slut friend while she's on my bros lap
>"yeah we're just watching a movie at my house.."
>sluts stick together
>take her to his room (since i got it in first)
>instantly starts giving me a slow, sloppy blowjob
>proceed to fuck her until she squirts
>pull my condom off and shove my dick in her mouth
>getting close to cumming
>cum all in her mouth, she doesn't break eye contact
>swallows
>we both go back out and my bro is fucking the other girl
>we go back inside his room and wait
>her slut comes in with a smile
>opens her mouth and it's full of my friends cum
>go out their and let the both sluts oh the room
>laugh, bump fist, then go smoke
>we drop her back off at her finances home right after


i have another story if anyone is interested ?

>>731218058
Started training Brazilian jiu Jitsu. 12 year drug and alcohol habit submitted took time but I feel awesome all the time now.>>731219685

>>731219685
10-4 good buddie keep up the protips how do decide what the first move is?

>>731237434
More

You sound a lot like the guy who used to fuck my gf.

>>731211679
no tits, lets move on, nothing to see here

>>731236013
I loved eating my wife's cum filled pussy. She always thought she was being sneaky, but I knew what was going on and I loved it

>>731237701
as requested

this is the same chick, but it's just us two

>i was coming home from drinking with my dad
>we both work together and have to be at work in a few hours
>she calls and ask to link up
>it's 4am
>i open
>pick her up
>go find somewhere to park
>she said she wanted my dick
>all i wanted was head so i teased her if she sucks me off til i cum, ill go in and raw dog
>she pulls my dick out
>"your big"
>i grab her by her pony tail and pushed her head down
>she's slurping, and gagging on my dick
>"your way bigger than my fiancé"
>it's 5am, i have to be in at 7
>she's still sucking me off after 30 minutes
>i blow a huge load in her mouth
>i told her to show me
>she opens her mouth and it's all full of cum
>she swallows
>i grab her by the pony tail and make her do it again
>she asks me to fuck her
>"it's getting late i gotta head to work
>went in to work, super tired but satisfied

i got another with my cousins gf if interested

>>731238203

I would love that so much if she did it to me.. come home full of cum and just claim she is really turned on while I eat her out..

>>731238497
wtf is wrong with you faggots

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I've been encouraging my girl to explore her naughty side. shes exploring her naughty side after years of innocence, loves getting drunk and gets really fun when she is. I was surprised by it a lot especially when she went to go make out with some dude at the bar bathroom we were in...

>>731238290
Yes, please!

>>731238586
It's not gay to eat cum when it's out of a dripping wet pussy

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>>731238688

>>731237646
>>731237646
>>731237646

>>731238780
I'm sure there must be a lovely trap thread you're missing...

If I post my girlfriends kik, will you guys try to seduce her? Send her your dicks

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>>731239099
>>731238688
currently setting her up with some anon in order to help that transformation along, any other advice she should follow?

>>731239194

by your 'gf', do you mean your kik?

>>731228395
Dirty bitch

>Be 19
>Chilling at home with roommate
>Guy from my work calls me up saying he wants to buy some weed
>Sounds like he's already drunk
>Say I don't have any to sell
> He keeps asking, gets desperate and says he'll buy a pre role for £30
>I happily accepted his offfer and head of to meet him
> I get to his house, he's pretty drunk and his gf is babysitting him
> Gave him the weed and get the money
> he smokes the whole thing and starts throwing up lol
> His gf puts him to bed and invites me in for a drink
>I accept, five minutes later she randomly starts getting changed in front of me
>make a joke about her just not wearing anything
> she accepts and ask me to undress her
> fucked her like 3 times while I can hear her boyfriend upstairs throwing up again
> Came on her face and went home
>Went on holiday the next day

>>731238768

i was a dog, i regret it so much but the head was so amazing

>my cousin has a girlfriend with amazing tits
>no smaller than a D
>dick sucking lips
>she's 3 years younger than me
>she always stared at me when the whole family was together (her family is really close friends with mine and was always invited to family events)
>always making eye contact
>she def wants the D
>she would always text my sister thru my phone (she didn't have a cell phone at the time)
>one day she texts me and i said "no this is her bro, ill let her know you trying to reach her"
>then i said "this is the first time we ever talked"
"yeah, you always looked so mean so i was scared"
>"well i'm really nice in person"
>weeks go by and we're always texting behind my sisters back and behind her boyfriend (my cousin)
>she would always sleep over my house cuz if my sister
>my room was next to hers
>"don't by shy, say hi next time"

cont...

part 2.

>every time she sees me she would smile and never say shit
>one day she sent nudes
>said she should come over one night with out my sister knowing
>we talked about having sex
>i asked her how her head game is
>"it's okay"
>i pick her up, and we had our very
first conversation ever
>cute ass voice
>revealing shirt
>super nervous
>she was still 17
>we get into my room, it's 2am, sisters asleep
>put on netflix
>watching tv for 30 mins
>started copping feels
>"you should suck my dick"
>"yeah i should"
>THE MEANEST HEAD EVER
>NON STOP SUCKING,
>my whole dick was in her mouth, she's doing this for an hour
>my shoulders hurt
>let me sit down
>she gets on her knees
>sucks me off for another hour
>"do you swallow?"
>she doesn't repone
>pull her head back by her pony tail
>"open your mouth"
>cum gets all on her tongue, some on her lips and a little on her chin
>use my finger to put the rest in her mouth
>still hard as diamonds
>"bend over"
>non stop fucking for an hour
>she's 17
>she drops back on her knees and sucks me off again

best head ever

>>731208021
Are you so insecure that you have to ruin other's relationships just to reassure your own ego?

>>731240859

what happen little gay boy? did your girlfriend get fucked by another guy?

>>731240782
did I mention she was 17?

>>731222846
>Open relationships are for people who want to sleep around but don't have the balls to break up with their current partner.

FTFY

>>731240995
she could suck dick better than my gf at the time, and that bitch was 21

>>731219542
woolworths were stories likd that make the 5% discount worth it what a shithole company

this girl that works in the same mall as me has a boyfriend, and sometimes she gives me head in the dressing room of her store, she gets paid to suck my dick, and sometimes i'm on the clock too

>>731209903
god you're such a faggot

>>731208021
That's your instinct, telling you to impregnate her and have another male raise you child. And impregnate another, and another, and this is probably turning you on.

It's the concept of thievery but on biological scale.

>>731212817
Whaha, what an idiot.

>>731241365
here you go faggot:
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/what-females-want-real-swingers-of-the-animal-kingdom/831/

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> Over at family friend's house.
> Daughter is an only child.
> Both upstairs in her bedroom bored on youy phones.
> She's not really attracted to you, but you're friends.
> Families taking forever to leave.
> She's texting her boyfriend.
> Never met him.
> It's obvious they're sexting, but you ignore.
> Suddenly she looks disappointed.
> He had to leave.
> She wants to play with something.
> She needs to play with something.
> She doesn't look at you, but she tells you to take your clothes off.
> You find yourself completely naked next to her while she's on her phone.
> She starts to rub your cock with her hand gently.
> You don't care that she's just using you.

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>Knock up girl in high school
>stay with her for 6yrs out of obligation or whatever
>work with best friend and his gf
>best friend quits
>they break up
>Im depressed, shes depressed
> fuck each others brains out for a year
>she calls it off out of guilt
> fast forward like 7 years
> run into her at my job
>Im living with current gf(not baby mama)
>shes engaged to the guy she started dating after we broke it off
>fuck each others brains out
>I know I sent her home to him with my cum in her ass/stomach multiple times
>she ends up breaking it off with him and moving cross country

Kinda regret never actually dating her, even though I tell myself it wouldnt have worked out

To this day, still the best sex Ive ever had.
Actually preferred in the ass and swallowed like she couldnt get enough of it.

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>>731239503
>>731239099

>>731235966
>industrial vacuum
kek

>>731221338
>senior trip
>stays home to smoke pot
I used to have a friend like you in my group once. Wouldnt do anything with us unless it involved getting high. I bet you get high on your own on the regular like the pathetic shit you are, and that you probably lost contact with everyone in the group you went on senior trip with, unless they are pathetic lowlife pieces of shit stoners too.

>>731211679
Kik me - guynoir93

>>731242230
holy fuck thats hot. pics please?

>>731243443
>>Talking shit about an old friend
>>clearly hates pot

I wonder why he became a shut in and did his own thing?

>>731208021
don't come back crying in a few years when a woman you'll love will do this to you...

>>731208021
>22 home during winter break from college
>Go out one night, get shitfaced at bars with old friends, go home around 2am
>Get FB message from this girl I sorta know because she didn't have my number
>"Hey whats up, wanna hangout, I looking for a place to drink blah blah blah I'm with this other kid and his girlfriend"
>Background: girl & her friends are 18 and seniors in high-school. They were freshman when I was a senior
>house is big and my room is in the basement next to a door, basically soundproof so I would sometimes have small groups of friends over to drink/ play music
>girl had been part of a small group about a week prior
>on the fence because tired, but the guy shes with was a pretty good friend I hadn't seen in a while so I say fuck it
>say they can come over for a bit
>girl is actually pretty hot, 8.5/10 but had problems with partying too hard, I think her parents once forced her into rehab at like 15
>She dating a friend of mine a year younger than me, super into drugs and metaphysical spiritual shit (That will come back)
>they come over
>they bring cocaine
>I say fuck it, lets go
>drink, do lines, talk/listen to music for about two hours
>Kid and his gf want to go home, she leaves with them
>Then I find that she left her purse, so I message her that I have it and she can pick it up whenever
>tells me shes coming back
>wants to stay for one more drink, kisses me within a minute of pouring said drink
>I fuck the shit out of her, no condom but she won't let me cum inside her
>I have a crazy fast recovery time, like I can be ready to fuck again a couple minutes after coming again
>"Do you want to go again?"
>fuck her three more times, she leaves at dawn having not slept
1/2

>>731244080

>A few months later I'm a a party with her boyfriend. Kids a nice part-time molly dealer, once again super into metaphysical shit
>we get to talking late (and super fucked up), turns out hes been fighting with his girlfriend
>He tells me he knows about it
>I (lie) tell him I had no idea they were dating at the time, I'm so sorry bro, fuck I feel so bad
>He believes It as I've been at college for 3 years (started after a gap year) whiles he been dating her at home for a year
>Proceeds to thank me "for showing him how bad of a person she was"
>thinks its the universe letting him know that he needs to move on

This was last year. Still friends with him. They're still together, she avoids eye-contact with me. Pretty fucking funny that he basically thanked me for banging his girlfriend
2/2

>>731243739
I dont hate pot. Smoke with friends and after going out in the regular, but I would never cancel out on anything just so I could stay home and smoke weed all by myself. Sure I talk shit about him, knew the guy from since childhood. Fucker left me hanging while I was in a tough spot to - you guessed it - smoke pot with his one retarded addict friend.
Still I feel pity for him, dropped out of college and is now working in a supermarket. Still see him sometimes making almost minimum wage while I'm shopping groceries.

>knew this girl from a job I had when I was younger
>21 at the time, she was 18, and 10/10
>Always flirted with her on the job but had a girl friend at the time so never did anything serious. We kissed a few times in the warehouse
>had really good chemistry
>I move on to new better job, stop talking to her even though she moved right down the street from me
>Drive by her a few times a week and just ignore her. Trying to get serious with my life and maybe marry current girl friend
>Run into 10/10 girl at a bar for her 21st birthday, and now shes 12/10, just getting better with age
>We have some drinks and talk for hours, seemed like time stood still
>She tells me she has been in a relationship for a couple years...but still thinks about me
>Well blah blah blah, we end up going back to my house (girl friend is out of the country for a couple weeks)
>We don't even leave anything to mystery, just jump into bed while making out furiously
>She starts taking off my clothes and I take off hers, instant boner just from seeing her naked
>She grabs my rock hard cock and starts pulling it...but for some reason I think of the pull my finger joke from when I was a kid...and that big burrito I ate earlier...and I just fart
>I fart so hard I actually shit all over the bed
>She pukes
>I shit on her face
>Farty farty, poopy butt

>>731244688
kek, got me good.

>>731242230
moarrrr

>>731244688
knew it was fake the second I saw 10/10
Also dubz

>>731244972
The funny thing is, it isn't fake. I ate a really nasty burrito earlier. I wasn't thinking about fart jokes but for some reason when she pulled my dick it set off a chain reaction in my stomach and I just shit all over my bed. Had to buy a new mattress the next day. But I still had sex with her a year later once we got over it. She thought it was kind of funny that I shit on her face. Some hot girls are just cool like that, you know how it is

>>731209604
Break up with her you faggot.

>See this girl at Target
>I'm like dayyuuum because my IQ is only 80 and those are the types of things my mind articulates through my mouth
>The girl looks at me like "who me?" and says "tee hee"
>I'm like yeah...you girl
>We just start fucking right then in there in the middle of Target
>The whole time we are fucking she keeps moaning out loud "I have a boy friend oh god yes I'm cheating on him!"
>I just cum over and over and over and over and over and over again, like 5 times because I'm a wild 80 iq stallion
>Well we get done and get dressed and her boy friend is texting her
>Oh SNAP, I say, LOL at that loser, and I get rock hard again at the thought of him texting her while we FUCKED
>She looks at me and says "OP IS A FAG"
>I know, I know...he didn't even share a story. He just jerked off to other people's stories because he's a beta cuck who would commit a crime just to be anally raped by black men in prison

>>731217919
So fucking nasty and fat tho :D

>>731223004
are you icelandic?

I want to cheat on my girlfriend. How do I find girls who want to cheat on their boyfriends?

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Fucked a friend's gf behind his and my gf back. On time me and the gf stayed over att his and while my gf was in the shower and my friend where sleeping in the next room I fucked her on the kitchen sink. Hearing my gf in the shower and my friend snoring 6ft away while his gf whimpering and moning as quite as she could is the hottest thing I ever experienced. I pumped soooo much cum in to her knowing my friend whould fuck her later.

Pic related

>So I was dating a chick for 2 years, started dating cause we have no motivation in common
>She's like a 6/10 cause I'm pretty much pansexual
>I know I can get better and I suddenly have a burst of motivation
>Stop drinking
>She brings alc over every once in a while
>I tell her to stop
>a couple months later I stop smoking
>She isn't havin that shit
>Knows I can't stop smoking but, doesn't give a fuck and brings it over anyways
>I break up with her to get over my bad habit
>fuck another chick
>break up with said chick
>get high as fuck and start crying uncontrollably cause I have MDD
>Call her "hey can you talk?"
>She says, "No, I'm with (new bf name and other friends) in (beach)."
>When can I see you, I really need to talk to you.
>Well, I'll be home tomorrow.
>We talk and I give her this whole speech about life and death and me and her and whatever the fuck cause I'm a depressed piece of shit
> We go back to my place and fuck
>She gets back with me
>A week passes and she tells me she's pregnant
>Grill her hard on that shit.
>She eventually lets slip that she had a period between the time we were together and she fucked another dude
>Tell her to go home and I'll let her know when I'm okay to talk
>about a week later she's back with the dude cause she's pregnant with his kid
>"Hey you should come over"
>Talk about her options and our situation, blood tests, abortion, adoption, abortion
>We fuck
>She gets an abortion
>We meet about two weeks later at my place and I tell her I can't keep having sex with her
>"Okay, lets just watch this movie then"
>I start kissing her cause I give into temptation easily
>We go into my room
>She spreads her haunted former-fetus-carrying pussy
>The ghost of my child flies out and begins crawling around the floor
>everybody
>dinosaur

>>731246220
How often do you masturbate to that? I would do that all the time if i had your experience. Fucking hot.

>>731246394
Now and again definitely.

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Late to this thread but got a great recent story

>match with chick on Tinder
>she's a 7/10 and the conversation sucks so I eventually just lose interest and move on
>fast forward like one month
>she matches with one of my best friends
>he's a 5'7 skeleton lord manlet. Has some idiotic fedora king opinions but overall I love the guy
>She takes his virginity (he was 21, she's like 19)
>They start dating, things get serious
>They move in together, down the street from me
>We hang out/party together I usually find her pretty annoying. Like really it makes sense why nothing happened between me and her. She's just stupid fake philosophical, socially stunted, just a chore to be around
>He starts hanging out with her more and more, can't do guy stuff with the guys as often anymore.
>He's seriously letting her control his life at this point it's pretty frustrating and sad. I lost a friend to a controlling piece of pussy once before
>Neveragain.jpeg
>I message her on tinder, basically whining about my ex, opening up, feigning interest in her philosophical bullshit
>We message back and forth for a bit, I ask her if she loves my buddy. She says yes then gives me her number because she's deleting tinder
>Fast forward two weeks or so
>She texts me, asking if I'd like to work together on an art project of hers that I'd expressed interest in at some point
>Says she's free while my buddy is at work
>I tell her come over and we'll brainstorm
>Sunday was a rainy day. She came over around 11 am
>I was wearing a tank top and loose joggers, just showing off
>We talk about art for a little bit, then decide to take a break, watch tv
>It's a cold, wet day so we get under the covers
>We get close, I get hard
>She starts grinding on my dick without hesitation
>Long story short, she gives me head and I fuck her brains out
>She gets home late, has to give my buddy some excuse
>I'm gonna fuck her a couple more times and then tell him so they break up and he can do guy stuff again

>>731242230
Who rubs a cock like that?! I would have punched her!

>>731246484
moar of her?

When I was 18 I somehow became friends with this smoking hot 23 yr old I met through other friends. We began hanging out all the time mostly her hitting me up. She had the most stereotypical Chad of a boyfriend except he was actually nice. So super tall ripped and good looking Chad is her man and has been for years. Me handsome manlet didn't think she'd ever go for me. Keep hanging out start getting the vibe she likes me. Flat out tell her one day I didn't care she had a man I had feelings for her and still wanted to be friends just wanted her to know I was into her. Fast forward two weeks she takes a break with Chad and we fuck like rabbits every chance we get. She eventually got back with him and coincidentally managed to get pregnant while we were fucking and she was on break with Chad. Chad still accepts her back with open arms. I'm now free to pursue my education while Chad raises my offspring as his own.

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>>731246220
>>731246713

>>731209604
lol this girl needs to be with a real man; not the cuck next door. jesus.

>>731247028
dont stop the train now. all aboard!

>i meet a married chick from OKCupid who is currently "separated" from her ex
>We watch a movie at her apartment and she sucks my dick the first time we hang out
>Hang out again 3 days later and we fuck like rabbits for hours. She cums 5 times
>A few days later I break out in herpes.
>She calls me to tell me that she also just broke out in herpes
>MFW she admits that she still fucks her ex and that he must have given us both herpes at the same time because he was also fucking around
>Also, they're Mormon

>>731217245
MY MAN. The funny thing is guys take it so personally when that's the furthest thing from a girl's mind when she cheats. I feel like cheating women are not capable of real feelings so it doesn't occur to them that what they do has consequences regardless of whether they are caught or not. DUMP the FUCK out of a cheating girl and never look back. Nothing more pleasurable then watching them break down over you when the cash cow dries up.

>>731221638
There are girls that won't cheat bro. Basically every woman in my social circle.

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>>731247028
>>731247151

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>>731217919
>>731213577
>>731212817
Cool story anon

Fucked 5 married women.

Easy especially of they're drunk.

>>731208021

About a year ago I was interested in this chick, blonde hair green eyes cute face 5'0 with itty bitty titties but the fattest ass in the world. I got really close to this chick and got to the point where I was in her bed grinding my dick into her and instead of fucking her I confessed I wanted to date her and she turned me down and I ended up looking like a bitch in the whole situation.

Fast Forward a year and I'm in a relationship with an amazing girl and the old chick invites us both to an abc party in her dorm room. This chicks also in a relationship so me and my girlfriend both go to the party expecting nothing.

This chick starts drunkenly making out with me and my girlfriend at this party and at some point I'm hot-dogging my dick between her ass cheeks and pussy, kissing her neck and saying shit like "Is my dick as big as you remember it" and she's moaning in front of like 20 people who all know she's dating this cuck who's not at the party cause he has "anxiety issues".

Woulda had a threesome with her and my gf but, and you can't make this shit up /b/, her bedroom door got jammed and we couldn't get it unlocked, only way to unlock it was to get an RA to open the door but if they came into the dorm and saw we were having a party we'd all get written up so yeah.

It's really hard to see that chicks boyfriend around without laughing cause I made out with and hotdogged his girlfriend in front of a room of his friends who have said nothing to him so yeah.

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Well here's more of Rachael

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>>731247905
Nudes plz

My former best friend from high school had a younger sister that really liked me, but we never got the timing right and never got together.

For the next 6 years after I graduated, whenever I see her (maybe once a year), we end up fucking and she breaks up with her boyfriend after, thinking we can be together. I made her cuck like 6 boyfriends.

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>husband is blind and in a wheelchair
>his male friend would come over and hang out with him
>while i secretly sit on his friend's lap
>husband doesn't know
>i have to hold back laughter and moan at the same time

>>731244676
Youre retarded. Shut your cuck mouth, you filthy kyke. Bet you tried to snort 5 marijuanas. Faggot.

24 now

When I was 23 I fucked a thicc 30 year old who was engaged, planning a wedding, and building a house with her fiancé. Went to the shops near her house and she had me waiting for about 30 minutes, I was ready to go and knock on her door - lucky I didn't, she'd told me the wrong house in case. She answered the door in a skin tight dress, no panties, like I asked, we went and sat on the couch for a while, talked shit and flirted for a while, started making out and eventually she basically demanded I fuck her (apparently I'm a good kisser). Took her to the bedroom, fucked her with a condom, I made her cum, and managed to cum because I hadn't cum in so long in preparation (I can't stand condoms). We laid together and talked shit, mostly about the logistics of her cheating. Said she mostly cheated with married guys but because I lived so far away she was taking a chance with me. She told me how she got caught in the Ashley Madison hack but smoothed it all over and was all good, kek. After that I ate her out, apparently I was te first guy to make her cum from oral (not sure if I believe, seems a lot of girls say this), then she sucked my dick till I came in her mouth. Not long after that she got a call from her husband, he was coming home early (got winded off job site) and their builder was coming too and they were going to have a late lunch, so I hightailed it. She told me later the builder
Got there about 5 minutes after.

Will type one about other girl who was cheating with me now

> be me
>18 years old, had a GF at the time (She was my first "serious" GF she was 16 years old, and i had a Best female friend, that my GF was really jealous of her (Which she was right to be jealous, but i always denied everything) the thing is that my Friend moved like 3 hours from where we lived, and in 1 trip i made to visit her, i kissed her, and we started making out real good, (Nothing happend just some touching and kissing) a month later, my friend tells me she is going to come over, and if i was able to pick her up at the bus station really early (like 7-8am i dont remember it was really early) so i said yeah.

The night before, i fucked my GF like never before (Raw) and she sucked me. It was late so i didnt showered and decided to spend the night at her place, in the morning we did a quickie (raw again) and told her i needed to return home really early, left my GFs house, and directly to pick up my best friend from the bus station, we kissed, and on the ride to her parents house, out of nowhere she puts her hand on my dick, and starts sucking me while i was driving (all i could think off was, my GF just gave me head, i fucked her raw, not even 30 mins ago, i didnt showered and now she is giving me head) so i find a really calm area to park the car and i fucked her raw, not even 45 mins after fucking my GF, that was hot as fuck. i was able to keep both of them happy for another year, until my GF found out.

(My GF had an amazing body, and the most beautiful perfect pussy ive ever seen, and my BF had a MEH body, but she gave amazing head and also she was into anal)

Fucked a married Indian chick (with 2 kids). Fucking her slowly while she talked to her hubby was hooot.

Fucked a Colombian chick with a bf. Funny story, she'd lick my balls and ass but would not suck my dick because she "didn't know where else I used it". Wut Kek

Currently fucking a married Filipina (with 1 kid). She is a complete slut. Hubby doesn't satisfy, just tries to pound her repeatedly. She limits fucking him to about once every 1-2 weeks and only after I fuck her. Crazy dirty talk while fucking, asking me to cum inside he married pussy, how her hubby will have to wait another week or get her used cum filled pussy... I fucking explode to that

Married pussy is just the best. Love playing with their rings while they suck my dick

>>731212817
Hand writing of a 3 year old!?

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>>731208021
There's nothing more pathetic than being some chick's side piece. Yes there bf/husbands are cucks but at least they volunteer to be ones, you are. You're sticking your tongue and your dick in some other dudes splooge. I bet you're going tell us that these bitches are only fucking you. Sure they lie to their bf/husband but not to you oh OK LMAO.

Sad!

>>731212817
Tits with timestamp or GTFO cumdumpster

>>731250334
>She limits fucking him to about once every 1-2 weeks and only after I fuck her.
You're retarded if you believe this if she'll lie to her husband she'll lie to you

all this complaining about women on /b/ but all I see in this thread is cucks and cheaters encouraging more degenerate behaviour

this is why we can't have nice things

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>>731209604
>if I post a picture of my crush pretending to be her boyfriend, she'll find out and dump him and then I can finally get out of the friendzone

>>731251175
Cheaters are selfish assholes and yes a lot of women cheat. There are also plenty that don't. The trick is finding the good ones.

>>731250953
If true, am I then a loser? Sure dont feel like one.

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>>731247066
>a real man
The only guys who use that phrase can't into masculinity

>>731251377
Being a chick's side piece is pathetic and yes it makes you a loser.

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>>731249249
Pic related is first girl's ass. Not to everyone's taste but the sex was good. Tried meeting back up with her again, but she stopped responding. Shame. Oh well, only met her on Craigslist

Second girl was engaged when I met her, my age, met her on Craigslist too. We talked for a while, ad was for sex so we both knew what was up. She said her boyfriend wasn't into the same stuff she was. Fair enough, whatever. She was also convinced that he'd fuck 18 year old slits that he sells drugs to when he went out on the weekend (most of the time she won't hear from him at all from Friday night to Sunday night). She also told me I wasn't the first guy she had cheated with, so I said ok cool as long as your partner knows/gets his own share back then whatever who am I to judge. We went to a hotel her friend worked at, got a cheap room, fucked, I made her cum a few times, she made me cum a few times. We made it a regular thing whenever we could. She was super submissive. One time we were at her mums place, and her mum came home from work in the middle of the day. It'd be normal for her to be at her mums, she worked shift work and it was on the way back to her place so sometimes she'd stop there and sleep in her old room instead of driving all the way home. She had me hiding under the bed, her mum came for about 5 mins, didn't knock on the door or try to come in the room or anything, then left... 5 minutes later she got a text from mum asking who was there with her, she replied no one, then mum texted back saying "tell your boy toy he needs new shoes" (my shoes have holes out the wazoo but super comfy and I can't be fucked breaking in one of the 3 exactly-the-same-but-new pairs I have at home. Nothing ever came of it, she suspected her mum knew she was a slut before that, oh well

We continued fucking until she got pregnant to her boyfriend, announced that at their wedding. We fucked once after she got pregnant, first time no condom

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>>731208021
>implying you aren't just a virgin faggot that likes to tell stories on the internet

>implying you can convince a woman in a relationship to have sex with you

>implying you can convince any living woman to have sex with you

>implying you've ever even spoken to a woman other than your mother

>implying you aren't just eating tendies and browsing /b/

Lying won't make you any less of a faggot, OP. Especially not when you're lying to strangers on the internet.

>>731251572
At the time they were half-trying to have a kid so no BC.

only recently found out that the "permission" her boyfriend had given her had been a one time thing to get It out of her system, oops. Oh well.

Still trying to bring her round, but she feels bad cos kid and married and whatever
.
I also forgot to mention that originally when we first started talking via email she recognised me from my job (bottle-o) so she trusted me weirdly and got me to add her on Facebook

It's also funny as fuck that we were talking about her partner and I said something like "yeah I was fb stalking him and I reckon we would make good friends" and she said "yeah the more time I spend with you the more I think you and him could be best mates" kek

>>731208021
It's not that big a deal if she goes back to her boyfriend/husband. You wouldn't believe how many women, quite possibly some of yours have cheated on you and you will never fucking know it.

>>731234740
Dude just divorce her and move on that's how the cheating stops

>>731209903
Don't stay with her for the kid, it's not healthy for anyone involved including the kid.
I think Louie C.K did a great bit on it, he was in the same situation as you

>>731208021
So you should fuck my girlfriend. What does make you excited about this?

love fucking married women- I work with some older married women and usually only takes a few late night happy hours before I know if they are game and coming back to my place. Been fucking a 59 year old horny as hell gilf for a few years now, great fuck

>>731208875
more?

I caught my mom cheating a few times, was bit shocked to see what a slut she was

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>>731222575
Funny that you should say that...
I met a girl in Kik who is having a failed marriage and had a kid and I Skype with her and I already got booty pics from Snapchat and everything.

She actually sings at a church and lives for God....

coworker/friend had a coed bachelorette party that I was invited to. I lived closest to her so I got the duty of driving her home. She was trashed, got her inside, bed, water, you know.

take off her shoes, she starts taking off the rest of her clothes since shes' on bed. figure what the hell, and help her. lovely body. tell her so.

then I just fuck her. hard, quick, fun. she seems to be doing it almost by rote, no objections.

she cums and then basically stops participating, mostly passed out. I finish on her chest, play with her tits, and leaves.

never speak of it.

my ex- we broke up few years ago, remained friends and she started dating some guy but was still flirting with me, figured why not! invited her over and fucked. Have to say the second go around has been much better this time, no emotional attachment, just fucking and get her to do freaky stuff too

sadly I am guilty of fucking some of my friends girlfriends, dont know why I cant stop, but if they are coming around, something aint right at home

>>731208021
I had an on off affair with a married woman for ten years. She recently told me she doesn't want me physically anymore but wants to stay friends.

I took her off fb and have been ignoring her since. Am i an asshole?

>>731208021
was fucking an older married co-worker on the side for a few years, and talked her into a few threesomes with friends. I started dating another woman, and was trying to make it work so I wasn’t fucking my married friend anymore. she was complaining that she was horny and needed sex, so I passed her number onto one of the guys that had fucked her before and she was like "no thanks" , he then said he would tell her hubby of their encounters, and she started seeing him and some of his friends..she has been pissed at me since

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>>731254351
Yes but she is too so...

>>731238688
THis the chick from AA?

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best one

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>>731255089

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>>731255192
kek part: he believed her saying its not true

>>731209903
>Still with her for our son but hate the cunt now.
Hi, divorcekidanon here.
Biggest shit you can ever do "for" your son. Get a divorce, faggot. Do you think your son is a dumpshit and he will not notice your fucked up relationship?

>>731209458
Slut or whore?

>>731214493
Back in the sandbox Muhammad

>>731252538
This

>Flirting with a married woman in a grad school class
>She said she'd never been on a motor cycle so I offer to give her ride when I know her hubby is working
> after the ride we go in her house
>Tension is palpable, how to close the distance?
>She is standing backed up against a chair
>I step to her and suprise myself when I put my hands in her shoulders and push her down into the chair
>I'm standing over her as she is sitting
>unzip my pants
>pull out cock
>press cock to her lips
>put my hand on the back of her head and pull her onto my cock until I'm deep in her mouth
>proceed to fuck her mouth
>keep it up for a long time
>conscious decision that I'm going to nut in her mouth and then walk out (some of flirty talk suggested she wanted to be dominated)
>Start to nut
>pull her head roughly onto my cock
>I'm in her throat
>mascara running down her face from being face fucked
>She's looking up at me with the sweetest eyes
>I zip up
>Walk out the door and ride off
True story - had many great fucks with her after that.

>have nice loving gf, very sweet
>i am asshel
>also have hot as fuck 10/10 body but trashy as hell ex that i was only ever with bc that pussy was unreal and she was so small and tight in every way
>one day she drunkenly tells me how she misses it and that her bf doesnt satisfy her
>time4cummies.exe
>invite her over a few weeks later
>we lie on my bed and watch netflix
>i literally get my dick out and start jerkin the gherkin
>she pretends to be grossed out thinking shes better than this
>but she is a dumb slut and loves it and i know it
>i grab her and start feeling her, next thing i know she be succin
>"don't put it in me i can't cheat"
>kek
>after 20 minutes of sliding against her i just get it in anyway
>explode too soon
>continue this for a while, classic

>Only serious long term gf I've had (lost virginity to) cheated twice

>First time with her ex, it was fairly obvious but I was a bitch and overlooked

>Second time she threw it right in my face with some "gay friend" she met

>Behave cuckish for a little, then end all contact

>Had read some stuff implying I wasn't good enough to satisfy her sexually

>Avoid women for awhile mess around with one for like a week

>Eventually decide I never want to commit cause I'll probably end up cucked again

>Get rejected a lot trying to fuck more chicks

>Eventually sorrow turns into blunted emotions

>Start taking better care of my health

>Trying harder in school

>Better relationship with my family

>Handle my sexual problems with porn, maybe hookers when I can afford them

>Become enamored with watching people get psychologically tortured, bullied

>Hang out on /b/

>coolstory.gig

Tldr; not worth reading

>>731219065
I concur.

>>731220033
doubledubs check checked.

You're not the first to point out that obvious dude.

Well done.

>>731224569
>just my usual round of g/fur and trap threads. :) stay mad cuckboi


Wow. You must be a real oldfag with those memeular references, /b/ro!

Stay schwifty!

>>731218564
I laughed anon. I laughed.

>>731225434
>sprained her finger cause coughing and cumming

Yeah. No.

Not a doctor, but no.

>>731227245
Yeah, sure, ok.

IT techs get ALL da pussy, don't they.

>>731208021
I agree OP, but it is a real shameful pleasure. Hottest moment of my life was fucking a girl who liked me at a house party for her then bfs birthday. I could literally see him out the window when i came in her mouth, got super hard when i saw her kissing him later knowing what she had in her mouth earlier. But as hot as it was (i can still fap just remembering the times i screwed her on the dl) it has a weird effect on you, its hard to shake off the guilt

>>731236013

You people are weird.