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Welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D! Come get a drink and

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D!

Come get a drink and lighten y-your load. I'll h-help you carry it for a while, s-so don't suffer in silence, okay?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vKD9jxkel2
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Hay Alice

Shiny new playlist!

www youtube com/playlist?list=PLyT82Ckr2Mb7-QFD2ylv1VO_Sh5Xu6wnw
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>>731196270
First
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>>731196382
Yeah, first to lose
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>>731196270
How are you Alice?
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What are you a fucking faggot?
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>>731196341
Oh m-my, what kind is it?

>>731196382
Close b-but no cigar.
You tried to be first buddy, but you weren't

>>731196547
Work w-was rough <4
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>>731196270

Hi Alice.

I am sad by something which happened today.

I was having what I thought was a civilized, scholarly discussion earlier when I was egregiously abused by a secret cult leader.

Pls halp
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oh yeah bitch hell yea
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Let's have a good tea time Anonymous! Remember to love each other as much as I love you!
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Evening Alice. How was your weekend? I wish I hadn't missed the movie..
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>>731196270
-hugs Alice and brings her raspberry scones-
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I want to rape you to death and rub your blood on my skin.
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hullo alice, what tea tonight?
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>>731196624
>Oh m-my, what kind is it?

Your kind!

...It's your Mario Kart stream finally put into a playlist of its own. Bloody Youtube *shakes fist*
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hey ma'am! how's this week treating you so far?
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>>731196628
T-that sounds rough.
Let's s-select a tea <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XwmTGOrZKV
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>>731196689
-pokes at you, there's time to watch it now before the stream!-
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You have a gorgeous voice, i hope you're doing well Alice!
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>>731196698
0.0 -squeaks?-
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Please be real. I have not seen one of these threads in a while.
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>>731196724
Oh g-great <4 Thank you <4

>>731196667
Oh s-shut up and drink your tea, Reimu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17KMAOWDE37
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>>731196624
But you said you don't like cigars.
Also thread bump
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>>731196270
*salutes*

>>731196667
Will the Shrine be open after this thread?
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>>731196628
A guy convinced me to live with him and work for him. He was super charismatic and seemed like an all around good person. I lived with him for a year before I took the blinders off and realized he was a cult leader. He ruined my life after I left
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>>731196270
I like to lurk these threads while playing vidya, it's kinda nice.
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>>731196743

It was rough. I was so sad. I thought we were really getting somewhere.

Fortunately, it seems to have blown over for now.
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What kind of thread is this
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Not this shitty thread again.
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>>731196689
It w-was okay. The movie was excellent though, you missed out!

>>731196740
It's off t-to a rough start, sadly.

>>731196826
I'm n-not sure why, I r-run them every day.

>>731196803
S-stop, you'll m-make me blush!
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>>731196270
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731196689
I essentially did as well. I was there but was quite preoccupied...
>>731196826
You haven't...?
>>731196856
>Modern Warfare :2
>:2
>>731196858
Hello, 2B.
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The first three polite people to ask Alice a question can get a tarot reading from me if they so choose. No jerks!
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>>731196826
Alice is here almost every day, silly <3
>>731196858
hey big sis.
>>731196975
ah... I'm sorry. I hope it improves over time. you deserve some good days now and then.
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>>731196270
Hi Alice~

I have exams coming up and I am stressed. What tea should I drink to relax?
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>>731196928
>>731196944
Better then all the trap, loli, gore, porn, ylyl, and your mother threads

Czech em
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>>731196874

I am sorry to read that.

Charisma is quite powerful yet to totally unregulated.
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Serious question

Do you have a boyfriend? or are you as lonely as everybody else here?
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>>731196874
....is t-that Atlice?

>>731196879
Glad t-to hear it <4

>>731196928
Alice t-thread <4

>>731196944
Yep.
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>>731196270
Is it normal to be as nervous as I am right now?
I graduate from uni this summer and I'm moving directly into graduate school with an assistantship. I feel like I should be happy, but I feel like the nervousness is suffocating me.
Never posted in these threads before but I guess I just needed to get that off my chest
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>>731196858
*sneaks up*
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>>731197074
I was just asking, I'm curious my fam
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ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck /b/ don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help.
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>>731197072
I w-would recommend green tea, it is v-very relaxing <4

>>731197105
Why w-would you assume I'm interested in boys? <4

>>731197163
W-well, why are you nervous dear? <4
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>>731197167
*teleports behind u*
Nothin personal
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here
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Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day.
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>>731197130
Why do you pretend to stutter?
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>>731197268
?
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>>731197251
Didn't mean to assume but do you have a significant other? or are you as lonely as everybody else?
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>>731197251
Do you stutter in real life, I think stutters on girls are fucking adorable
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>>731197027
Hello Louise. I hope you stick around after threads tonight. We have things to talk about.

>>731197058
My dearest Jill. How are we doing today?

>>731197167
I'm picking up a faint reading...*gasps* Could this be?!
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>>731197130
What's it about? The thread I mean
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>>731197268
0.0 -brings you pears?-
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>>731196270
Hello Alice! A cup of today's tea please!
Just a little something to take the edge off.
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May I ask,
what the hell is this thread?
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>>731197368
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731197237
... is this new ... ?

>>731197027
I was moving!...

>>731196761
I suppose, but I'm here now..

>>731197163
Welcome.... yeah, that's a lot to happen all at once.. I remember being in that position myself and wondering a lot about what the future held. Anxiety can be good as long as it's a motivating force, but it sounds like it's not right now..
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>>731196270
Please show skin
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>>731197420
Loved nier, I can't even describe how much of a fanboi im am over 2B
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>>731196858
One more week. You have one more week to leave I royaly fuck you.
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>>731197368
Okay, then why do you type like your are?
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>>731197349
!! I miss my Kurumi folder!
>>731197440
-is greedy and takes all the pears- ._.
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>>731196270
Will you help me lighten my load by helping me unload my load to you?
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>>731197388
I h-have a girlfriend <4

>>731197411
Sometimes w-when I am very nervous <4

>>731197422
>>731197512
Helping Anonymous of c-course <4

>>731197456
Here, l-let me pour you some <4
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>>731197420
We do, indeed but when you say it that way, it almost sounds like I have a scolding coming.
>>731197512
Lrn to read, anonymous.
>>731197541
Oh wow! Exciting. Did you move far? Did you have to change jobs or anything...?
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>>731197576
Please leave.
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Dying inside when I see this thread, I can't handle the cringe.
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>>731196743

Gosh, can you believe it happened again, cutie?

I wonder what I am doing wrong...or am I doing something right?
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>>731197553
H-here, but only because I l-love you one more <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K62VR8ggKh
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>>731197420
Arms spread wide
A leap from behind
A tackle that almost unbalanced you
*cuddle*
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>>731197512
To be honest anon, I think it's just weaboos being weaboos.
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Are you the same stutter Alice from /jp/ 10 years ago?
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>>731197621
\^_^/ -holds the basket and follows behind you, picking up any you drop-
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>>731197420
I'm doing my best! the normal head and body aches, but I'm handling them. how's my favorite robot?
>>731197711
the only one that gets to scold you is me.
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>>731197541
I'm sure I'll get over it once the semester starts up and I can throw myself into my work like I usually do, but it does suck right now, at least I'm not alone in this boat
>>731197251
>why are you nervous
That's the thing, I'm.not sure and it's driving me nuts. I don't think I have any right to feel this way. My fiance and parents are both super happy for me, I should be loving life right now but I feel like I'm almost miserable.
Maybe that's just college
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>>731196270
How is she this cute?
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I have a burning desire to know what makeup you usually wear, Alice.
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Hmm.
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>>731197576
Hope y-you got some plan to fuck m-me up too dear. Cuz I'm gonna be standin' in your way <4

>>731197610
I d-don't know what you are talking about <4

>>731197763
S-so why come in and post?

>>731197814
T-that was my mother <4
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>>731197680
Could you help me then, I'm starting to become unhappy about my job choice, but I'm bound by a contract
Wat do
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>>731197767
I like your voice
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>>731197680
Heya Alice,

The trip went well and the bands were pretty good! The long drive wasn't as much of a problem as I thought it would be either what with the scenery to gawk at.

Hope yours went well too.
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>>731197555
Checked. Nice trips anon.

You have exceptional taste.

>>731197576
Oh? Why a week? If you have it out for me so badly, why not do something about it right here, right now? Enough stalling anon.

>>731197711
You might, you might not. Depends on what you have to report.

>>731197758
*puts an arm around you* Pay no attention to him, little sister. Just a troll.
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>>731197512
i think its an anime role play group that keeps making new threads as each hits a bump limit ad infinum until the end of time
i remember them being here for as long as 2012, its quite a sight to see

now that being said
*chugs infinitely
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>>731197680
>girlfriend

Is it someone from here, or someone you know IRL?
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>>731197819
Look Sonata its warm!

Fuck I haven't had a pear in months...
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>>731197767
Why /b/? Surely other boards would fit tea time better then this cesspool?
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>>731197621
You don't talk to me on steam anymore.
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Hey guys I'm pretty sad. Even though everything is going pretty alright for me. Will this sadness ever go away?
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I already jerked off but I guess I'm gonna have to again now that your here Alice.
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This thread is gayer than /lgbt/
Jesus christ
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>>731197869
"any right".

D-dear, emotions don't work that way. They aren't something y-you have a right or deserve to do so dear. They are what they are: reactions b-based on neurotransmitters and other brain chemistry.

I think maybe you just are still riled up from the semester; I used to get kind of uneasy and restless between semesters as well. Take this time to pick up a project, maybe work towards a goal or even just work out.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to slip back into third gear <4

>>731197875
Oh shush, I'm n-not cute.

>>731197877
I d-don't wear much <4
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>>731197054

My question about my abuse was polite, wasn't it?
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>>731197988
Yeah I unfriended and blocked everyone
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>>731197970
-makes sure there are Asian pears then, well aged so they're extra sweet-
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>>731198074
You are and yo know it, you look marvelous in that dress, dem thighs
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>>731198074
Not much is more than none, tell me what you've got.
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>>731197893
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice make day my threads always!
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731197869
It's a life transition, they are anxiety producing. How do you feel about the path your taking in the long run?

>>731197854
Hi jIll
>>731197758
Hi Nep
>>731197950
Hi 2B
>>731197711
I'm 30 minutes closer to work, but I don't have a functional door to my room and live with a friend, his sister, and his sister's friend...
>>731197998
How long have you felt this way?
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>>731197915
T-tell me more love. *wraps her arms tightly around you and rests her head in the small of your back* I'm here. Tell me all <4

>>731197925
T-thank you, speech therapy really p-paid off <4

>>731197936
Wooo! I t-told you dear, I told you <4

>>731197968
Yes!

>>731197983
>>731197983
/b/ is m-my home <$
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>>731197893
Oh okay, I think I get it now. This is your kawaii anime persona you like to use online because it gets you attention from other weebs.
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>>731198074
What is your twitch called?
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>>731197893
>>731198074
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>>731196270
how big is your penis?
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>>731196628
>>731198194
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>>731198133
Rude. That's a lie.
I guess you just don't like me.
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>>731198238
>/b/ is m-my home <$
If /b/ or the entirety of 4chan dissapeared, what would be your new home?
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>>731197998
T-tell me more. You might have d-depression!

>>731198052
S-spoken like a man who never w-went to /lgbt/

>>731198173
S-shush, I'm nothing special!

>>731198211
W-well, I cover my scars and burns up w-with a little concealer, and I l-like to wear just a tiny bit of tan lipstick t-to bring out my eyes.

>>731198263
N-nope.
>>731198278
Celtyplays

>>731198297
Bigger t-than yours, clearly.

>>731198406
I'd b-be homeless.
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>>731198074
You missed my stupid joke. And what's the word on avatars? I'm not staying long, so I won't clog up your thread but what's the general rule now? Yea or nay?

>>731197711
>best call of duty
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>>731197854
Pfft, is that right?
>>731197950
O-oh boy...
>>731198223
Umm... Is t here a solution in sight for the.. lack of a door?
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>>731198466
G-general rule is nay d-dear.
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>>731198238
Alice why won't you ever show a little skin?
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>>731198457
My new girlfriend gets migraines somewhat frequently and likes tea, are there any teas that can help ease her pain?
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>>731198164
You're breaking my heart
All I've been eating is food I can't even pronounce, but it's good though
>>731198404
Who are you even?
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>>731196270
Would you please moan and record it on vocaroo?
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>>731197771
*embraces you warmly* You always come through, you know that? Thanks.

>>731197854
Surely you mean android. I'm doing well, had a rough weekend, but life goes on. Ready for whatever the week may bring. Hope your headaches and bodyaches subside. No coffee to help you get through?

>>731198223
Good evening Sky.
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>>731198526
Just watch her streams dammit
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>>731198263
Hey, if she wants to be a "kawaii anime girl" let her, she makes nice threads, rather be her then in another cancer thread
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>>731197950
Oh, to answer your question, I will be opening the shrine tonight. How are you doing, 2B?

>>731196849
*siiiiiiiip*
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>>731198238
Indeed, I was told!
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>>731198457
>Celtyplays
That's right! I couldn't remember it. I haven't watched in such a long time. I've been so busy with school
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>>731198457
While you are not special you are dreamy for sure sweetheart, compliment yourself a little bit more.
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>>731198499
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731198466
Of the ones I've played? Yes. I enjoyed the first modern warfare as well. 3 was fine, I guess. but I'll probably never be interested in COD ever again. Got preeeetty old.
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>>731198548
;_; -makes a pot of borscht for you then and tops it with sour cream-
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>>731198238
Uhh, don't know what more I could tell tbh
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>>731198223
It's been a long time already too long for me to remember
>>731198457
And what more? Just ask and I'll tell
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>>731198223
hey you <3 doing alright today?
>>731198479
come on, at least let me pretend to not be the sub here.
>>731198571
never been too big (2Big?) on coffee. I'll probably take some kind of painkiller, a hot shower, and earlier bedtime tonight.
hope it improves, though <3
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>>731198526
I...d-do.

>>731198543
No. She needs coffee. Caffiene in high doses h-helps migraines. Take at the FIRST sign, and they s-should be over quickly.

>>731198593
*hugs* S-silly boy <4

>>731198599
Oh, y-you better catch up then
https://www.youtube.com/celtyplays

>>731198608
S-sorry, I only follow facts <4

>>731198649
W-well, why is your job choice making you unhappy f-for one <4
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Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731198727
Nope.
*pets*
Here, look at this bun gun.
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I'm here for the irony.
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Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731198746

That is a pretty quick reading, babby...are you sure you laid out all the cards?
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>>731196270
Alice am I ugly?
Be honest.
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>>731198645
I just want hugs and cuddles
Ive missed you so much, how are you doing?
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>>731198767
You being cute is a fact, as anyone.
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>>731198591
In better spirits now that I know that there will be a Shrine thread after. Thank you, Reimu. Everything well with you?

>>731198727
I see you're adhering to Rule 05. Well done, sister.

>>731198836
Same.
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>>731198767
She's right I found whenever I have a bad headache I drink a monster, its gone after a while
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>>731198887
Are you bald?
If not let some hair out.
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>>731198767
*e-hugs* I try.
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>>731198887
You l-look like Geoff from Achievement Hunter if h-he was a foreveralone.

Try shaving.

>>731198920
It w-works very well!
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>>731198957
Yeah dude bald as fuck
Should I shave the stash?
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>>731198671
If it's been that long... are you seeing a professional of any kind about it? Therapist/psychiatrist, even getting anything from your GP?
>>731198479
My friend has hired a guy to come put a new door and door frame up... just have to wait... and keep manually putting the door in place and propping it up..

>>731198727
I am... I've been using a lot of the pictures you got me...
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Gray was right you really are a narcissist.
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>tfw when Alice and Reimu hate me
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>>731199042
gray called her histeronic not narcassistic.
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>>731198993
Shave just the stash or both the beard and stash?
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>>731198884
That's what they said. Apparently even the extradimensional Platonic ideals are pissed at you.

>>731198912
Yep yep! I've had some rough weeks too, but I have a good reason to be very happy overall!
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>>731196270
works got me fuckin dead fam. how's it going everyone?
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>>731198887
Certainly not the worst face I've seen on /b/. I mean fuck, Ikarous is obviously the ugliest person in this thread/world.

5/7
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>>731199018
That's up to you.
High riding caps don't really work well with bald heads IMO.
Maybe try a game keepers cap. The forward bill works well with it.
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>>731197893
It's for your own good, Alice I dont have anything against you. I just wanna help protect your threads.

>>731197950
Fuck you, youll get yours. its only a matter of time
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>>731199060
T-that isn't even the right color!

>>731199078
Yes.

>>731198671
T-that is clearly anhedonia if it h-has lasted that long. Seek medical attention.
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>>731198902
-snugs you warmly. Has missed you too and has so much to tell you when you're ready! Is doing okay.-

How are you?
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>>731198767
Well, for one it's not what I thought it would be. Infantry is about fighting, right?
And here I am, stuck in administrative stuff
Ah well
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>>731198887
would hit that boypussy dry
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>>731196667
Hi Reimu!!

Mantis
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>>731198526
>fb
Kys
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Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731199138
Leave Fart-chan alone.
They are MINE.
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>>731196270
Alice how do you not have more outfits if you're a girl?
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>>731199060
oh silly i know how to press f12 and modify html too.

There was an attempt i guess
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>>731196270

Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D is a worthless whore with a stutter.
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>>731198803
oh my god did you just sit around gathering bungun pictures since we last spoke?
I love this.
>>731199023
even the spooky skull one!
>>731199060
it's really funny because I've done jack-shit for Alice and she's given me a lot of support and advice over the past month or two.
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>>731199213
*Blood-chan and no. I'm not wrong though....
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>>731199023
I talk to my friends and sometimes family but that's the extent of it. I basically just live in happy moments I guess. I cruise on one until I just come back to myself.
>>731199168
I would but I sadly can't afford it I'm barely able to make rent and soon I'm going to have a car payment too
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>>731196270
>lurking intensifies
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Alice threads always make my day.
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>>731199168
Shit alice I thought we were cool. I just want some fuckin fashion advice.
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>>731198993
>geoff from achievement hunter
surprisingly spot on
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>>731199120

Assuming I wanted to, how could I appease them?

Do they want money? Because I can pay with a slight mark up of 300%.
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>>731199291
Fart-chan gets a real name once I see ass pussy.
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>>731199175
Thx b/ro
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My bedroom stinks like new shoes

help
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>>731199133
S-same fam, same. W-where do you work?

>>731199161
I've g-got something against you if you are against 2B. So l-like I said, you mess with her, you mess with me.

And I may be kind, but do not take that for being soft.

>>731199173
Y-yeah, most military isn't on the front lines you know.

>>731199220
I have p-plenty of outfits dear. Just most of them aren't for the street~

>>731199226
W-wouldn't being a whore mean I've got a job, w-which would make me worth more than you?
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>>731199226
Sounds like someone needs some tea, what happened to you anon, you get cucked by jamal again?
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Miss Alice is there something you'd like to talk to us about? How are you feeling?
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>>731199263
and this one recently went in a video I made...
>>731199309
Country/Insurance? Theres still a lot of options out there!
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>>731199387
*Blood-chan.

Also if you were a dog I'm sure you'd see more than just her ass/pussy. You might be dead and the blood might be used as lube for her to fuck herself, but hey man. If you wanna see her intimately, just turn into a dog and let her kill you.
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>>731199263
It's all a r-ruse Jill. Soon I'll start...uhh....something? What c-can you even really offer?

I'll have you make me crab soup! Wahahahah!

>>731199309
Give me an email at [email protected]

I'll cover it.
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>>731199447
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731199447
I know that, but I want to be on a combat course, like the gunner of a VBL
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>>731199161
2B and Alice are the only ones helping in any sort of situation, you are just bothering them.
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Alice. Where's my hello?

>>731199511
Sexual aggression is cute af tbh fam.
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>>731199371
R-right?!

>>731199359
L-look at Geoff from Achievement Hunter and s-start doing more to be like him.

It's the best you can do.

>>731199479
L-like I'm underappreciated at work.

>>731199601
*shrugs* S-sorry to tell you, most don't.
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>>731198887
I like your eyes
>>731199042
/thread
>>731199172
-ow-
-hugs back tightly-
Are you sure you're okay? You can tell me.
I'm currently doing well, the sun is coming up and I'll have to head home because my uncle wakes up.
Im in a lot better shape then I ever been, I'm buffed up and I can beat you up now
Oh and I don't need glasses anymore, so happy
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>>731199447
i work at a nursing home, just a summer gig in between university semesters.
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>>731199479
she has none feelings, just the endless void in her heart trying to fill it with anything
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>>731199168
>>731199225
>>731199263

I never thought this was real...gosh...I am just trying to be friendly and have reasonable discussions about the reality and existence of religion coupled with discussions on fund raising and I keep getting shunned...where's the love, children?
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Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Hazumu threads always make my day!
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>>731199677
sad life
Ah well, thanks, I guess

Can i stay?
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>>731199447
How do I make my job less boring and annoying, cashier at a store, Im bored most of the time cause there is nothing to do beside ring peoples stuff, and Im annoyed cause I work with people and their dumbass questions and false sense of entitlement, I come home so aggravated. Ibwould quit but for me its retail or fastfood and I cant stand either.
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>>731199758
No
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>>731199671
Yeah, no it's not. Killing innocent creatures to climax is fucked up and if you don't think that's true then you are clearly part of the problem and should go seek medical attention immediately.
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>>731199506
Murrica and I only have some dental and vision from work.
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>>731199023
>>731199263
Did Jill give you the nightmarish Sky nigiri ones?

>>731199161
*sighs softly and shrugs*

>>731199447
I appreciate your support, ma'am.
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>>731199506
glad I could help <3
>>731199544
I've... never actually worked with crab! but I'm pretty decent at soup. I'll have to give that a try sometime just in case.
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>>731199666
I t-think at least Reimu, Jill, and Louise h-have proven their worth sufficiently t-to be considered a net good.

>>731199733
*blinks* Are y-you confusing me with Nevada?

>>731199758
*smiles* always d-dear <4

>>731199727
Oh I used t-to do volunteer work like t-that. A lot of bed pans needing c-changing, right?
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Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731199359

Try a goat first?
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>>731199705
0.0 -pounces you! Isn't gonna be beat up without a squeak. Is doing alright, but would be much better if you were home.-
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>>731199850
I require more 2B pics
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Gross tranny giving pop psychology advice while pretending to be a cartoon. People who fought in WWII would be rolling in their graves.
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>>731199873
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
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Alice. Where is my hello?
I came here and feel unloved now.

>>731199837
I'm a sick puppy.
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G-good evening, Blood-chan~
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>>731199821
ok

>>731199873
Thanks, love
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>>731199978
Holy fuck moar
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>>731199447
No you don't. You have like 3.
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>>731196270

I want to clarify your butter, bb!!!1!
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>>731199973
At least you can admit it. Get some fucking help. Take Ikarous with you. Leave.
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>>731199930
I'll be hanging around Reimu's Shrine thread, if you'd like to see more. But I see this anon is ahead of me as far as lewds are concerned. >>731199978
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>>731199447

I do very well for myself whore. =)

>>731199479

I dont know a Jamal but if you are making reference to a nigger, then you and I are not far too far away from the same camp.
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>>731199909
Sorry for bad grammar, it's been awhile since I into'd English
-falls over and is under you- .///.
you're heavy
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>>731199806
W-why are those your only two options?

>>731199850
What c-can I say? I've m-made mistakes in m-my life, but I always try to support those who try to do good.

>>731199853
Craaaaaaab

>>731199931
1. I'm b-biologically female
2. I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist
3. I'm f-from a video game
4. I'm a m-military brat

My grand father wouldn't give a fuck, and frankly, I wouldn't give a damn if he did. They died to support freedom, and guess what? That means some people can use it for shit you don't like.

So toss off.

>>731200032
It's m-my pleasure <4

>>731200084
I h-have way more than that, I've even WORN more t-than that in my threads.
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>>731199850
yes!!!
>>731199853
greatly appreciated!!
>>731199873
Ouch... I'll try harder then...
>>731199806
You could try doing something to improve yourself in the downtime. Find something you want to learn then bring a book or audiobook. Also, people do that... sometimes we just have to accept how others act... we can't really change it.. but we can change how we react and the way we think about it..
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>>731200119
Not until I get a hello from Alice-dono.
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>>731199873
you are absolutely correct haha, some of them are surprisingly lucid though, fun to chat with em.
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>>731200145
Nah not lewds, not one of those cretins
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Alice3D, I'm afraid Gunk Fungler isn't going to win the mascot vote! What can I do?

http://sic.sapo.pt/Programas/sic25anos/votacao/2017-04-17-Vote-e-escolha-o-nome-da-Mascote-da-SIC

>>731187066
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>>731199992
M-MGD!!??!
Hi, how have you been?
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>>731200153
-Caught an Ika and drags her away happily- <3
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>>731200283
I've b-been lonely since you deleted me T_T
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>>731199873
I meant between 2B, you and him, 2B and you are the ones actually helping in any way. You know what I mean.
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>mfw Alice ignores my questioms
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>>731200151
D-did you just call yourself a whore...? I think y-you missed a comma.

>>731200214
T-THE LIST WASN'T EXHAUSTIVE SKY, GAWD

>>731200246
*smiles* They are s-still people. They deserve respect and dignity....as best as we can give to them.

I appreciate you taking care of them. I know it is a thankless job but....thank you.

>>731200355
I know.
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>>731200180
>4. I'm a m-military brat

Stolen Valor at its finest. Say Joy Lane real quick.
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>>731200397
GIVE ME A DAMN HELLO
I KNOW YOU SEE ME, WENCH
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>>731200180
>neuropsychopharmacologist
Did you study at imperial?
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>>731199677

I understand. I'd wager most of the frustration from work comes from coworkers rather than the job itself. Anything in particular got you upset?
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>>731200397
When are you going to get married and become the housewife you were destined to be?
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>>731200180
Only thing around in a small suburban place, also I no higher education, if you were the boss of some company you'd want the smarter person obviously, I can stand the boringness, I just can't stand people anymore, I really am starting to hate them more and more
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>>731200151

Being a stupid whore is no way to go thru life son.

Cross dressing/traps is full onset mental illness/severe disillusionment of being a special snowflake who likes to get fucked in his man holster. This faggot has a schizophrenic delusion where he is utterly convinced he has XX female chromosomes regardless of the XY male chromosomes that his body is hardwired with.

He may change his physical appearance and cut his cock off but he will always be XY male.

Only the mentally ill argue otherwise.
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>>731200479
She doesn't look at garbage. Duh.
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>>731200293
T-there's glass on the floor!
>>731200340
I'm sorry I deleted you, but it was for the best. I miss you a lot too, I hope you don't hate me
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Ms. Alice3D, I am what my friends would describe as an eternal bachelor. I had not always been interested in marriage and I have a large pool of friends and women that I date/fwb on and off. Well, the last few years this girl has entered my life and eventually a year ago I said fuck it and asked her out. We have been together since. Well, there is this beautiful girl I work with, and even though we play flirt a lot, we never would act out our playing. She is like a little sister to me, so it would be very awkward if we had sex.

Well, my GF has been really clingy and nuclear emotionally towards me ever since she saw my friend at work and saw I had her number. Is there anyway to console her without having her meltdown? LIke, I have tried explaining things, even with my friend around and she gets defensive and crazy.
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>>731200180
Lol that was like a breakpoint??
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SAVE IT FRIENDS, ITS ALL YOURS
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>>731200561
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever called me.
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>>731200456
It's n-not my valor dear. I never s-served, and never c-claimed to. I'm p-pretty antimilitary, being a pacifist and all.

But way to miss the point.

>>731200512
Isn't t-that always the way?

>>731200527
*blinks* D-dear, my girlfriend is the housewife, n-not me.

>>731200536
I g-got a high paying job without a degree d-dear. You just need s-some skills <4

>>731200549
T-too bad I'm actually XXX.
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>>731200590
I could n-never hate you, but I ended up unblocking Flan t-to try to replace you, but it isn't the same :x
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>>731200614
Ha, least you have one
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>>731200614
T-that sounds like you might need couples therapy dear....
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Guess you really are just a dumb bitch.
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>>731200693
F-flan...??
She's pretty unstable... are you two getting along?
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Anyhow I'm out. Have fun with the trans tard, beta dorks.
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>>731200590
D: -picks you up and dusts you off. Would never drag you through glass...also wonders who left broken glass on the floor- >.<
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>>731200783
Wait are you talking to me?
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>>731200824
>unstable
Hey pot, stop calling the kettle.
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>>731200824
She still refuses t-to call me imouto... v.v
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>>731199447
I'm a chef at wendys
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>>731200397
E> I'm exhausted nearly 80% of the time!
>>731199840
Call your local MHMR (google it!) or call 211 for social services.. if you don't take Alice up on her offer they should be able to help you find affordable services or even free if you meet w/e criteria they have...

>>731200614
Couples therapy like Alice Said... Have notes I use in counseling... best of luck... though you may have to decide how close you can be with other people with this girlfriend, or have her understand you can't walk on eggshells for her... but it comes to compromise..
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>>731200824
that drama, always make my day
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>>731200849
S-sorry, I'm biologically female <4
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>>731196270
Cheers Alice. Keep up the good work.
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>>731200555

I can't tell if you mean that or not...nice trips, btw.

Should I keep trying or just give up and go anti-Alice?
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Alice threads always make my day!
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>>731200941
Sky notes are the best way to improve my day <3
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>>731200941
looks like alice went to an asylum finally
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>>731200250
Hope to see you at the Shrine then.

>>731200355
Thank you little sister. But I don't think you should discount the efforts of others. Especially not Louise, Jill, or Reimu.

-2B
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neuropsychopharmacologist definitely requires a degree, Weird how your boobs change size picture to picture. Your grandfather deserves better.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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