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Sup /b/tards. My IQ is 170. For those of you unfamiliar with

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/tards.

My IQ is 170. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.

I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.

While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.

All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.

Ask me anything.
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What makes your taste in music so garbage?
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Yesterday your IQ was 166.

And for such a high IQ you didn't even argue all that well with the anons that took this bait...
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>>731184469
What makes you think that writing a well thought out post on /b/ will get replies?
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What is your favorite fap material?
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Please explain what you mean by "I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people." From my experience a lot of people with a high IQ have dangerously high opinions of themselves and can't actually prove intelligence.
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why the people of /b is the way that it is?
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>>731184469
You will still fail at life. We all will.
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>>731184469
>genius level
>misspells "synesthesia"
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And you won't have anything to show for it.
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do u think liking traps make u gay???
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Omg, nerd gurl. Must be some sort of genious. Liar thread. Btw, female geniuses are extremely rare because women are moslty illogical.
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Tfw "genius level IQ"
Brags about taste in music
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>>731184469
All this and you bother making a thread in /b/?

What a fucking retard!
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>>731184469
Pass a simple test, faggot


Post your iq test results, timestamped, nothing redacted, with a shoe or keyboard on your head
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>>731184469
Maybe you'd come up with better bait if your IQ was that far above genius level.
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>>731184469
As a fellow ~170 IQ person with synaesthesia, I ask you this...
Why is your taste in music so shit?
Just listen to prog rock like the rest of us cool geniuses instead of trying to be some pretentious hipster who really just listens to generic pop-rock. Like, Frank Turner is alright, but nothing to get all uppity about. And JGB is just boring dad-rock.
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That's nice and all, but you're still a woman so one way another you're still going to get fucked
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>>731184469
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>>731184469
Nice pasta. Now go kill yourself.
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Ever been fucked up the ass just because you're such a bag of shit?
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>>731184469
I was gonna post that i bet u wind up on heroin because of the way you think you are superior to everyone, then I saw the Jerry reference and am even more convinced,
Source-ex junky &dead head
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Congrats, the fact that you are already posting here means that you have already peaked. Only downhill from here
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>>731185573
Jgb may be old but aint dad rock
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>>731184469
I admire your intelligence, but i am concerned for your welfare.

Why are you, in all places, posting on an imageboard used by a seemingly strange community who are usually outcasts?

Why aren't you out there doing something for the world like building a time machine or inventing the cure for aids or finding out the meaning of life? Yet, you would rather brag about your intelligence to strangers, insecurities anon? What are you trying to do, get us to be impressed?

I am not, there are plenty of people with a high iq who succeed in multiple fields. It does not mean anything in the grand scheme of things. Maybe if you were really intelligent you would understand that that IQ does not mean you are better than anyone, you are still a ticking time and in a universal view you are no better than myself. Social status, marriage, money and intelligence still means you're human and you can't change that.

What i would really consider if i were you Is whether you're happy. Maybe you should leave /b/ permanently because i do not think you are. Do something actually useful for society then i will be impressed, iq doesn't mean shit.

I am sorry to burst your bubble.
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>>731184747
its not
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>>731184956
faggot
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>>731185022
dubs
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>>731185047
I don't jack off
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>>731185220
suck a dick faggot
thats why
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>>731187354
faggot
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>>731185233
yes
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>>731187411
faggot
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>>731185276
i'm smarter than you faggot
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>>731187528
faggot
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>>731185319
im smarter than you.
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>>731184469
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>>731185390
yes
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>>731184469
where are the tits?

this bitch says she's way to smart for her own pussy, but don't know the basics.

tits or get the fuck out
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>>731185427
faggot
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>>731187328
>>731187354
>>731187411
>>731187454
>>731187528
faggot
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>>731187635
fucking faggot gtfo my thread
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>>731184469
What drives you to lie on the internet? Did ya daddy's dick taste that good?
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>>731184469

>Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all

A's in high school is not an accomplishment.
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>>731187814
i'm smarter than you
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my iq is 196, come at me bitches, ps im a egomaniac
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>>731184469
Oh it's this pasta AGAIN sage newfags
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>>731187732
No you fucking fag
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>>731187942
suck my lady dick i'm smarter than you too faggot
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>>731188033
faggot
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>>731188033
checked
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Anyone who puffs up their mouth with air to make stupid faces does not have a high IQ.

Also non-binary is shit tier.
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>>731187890
And how did you go about gauging that theory? For all we know you could've just used google to check the correct spelling of "smarter". I need proof, damn it! And pictures of Spider-Man
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>>731188169
i'm a girl btw :)
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You don't have an IQ of 170. Even if you have, you're just a stupid douchbag. People who think they are better just because of numbers are stupid AF. Even Einstein sad that. Your taste in music is ridiculously fucked. On top of that, you don't have an "deeper level of understanding" in music. Music is art and art is made to enjoy it.
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>>731187942
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>>731188246
Do you know the fucking rules?
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>>731188247
that sounds just like something a dumbass would say
suck a dick faggot and kys
nobody can touch my level of intellect
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>>731188425
faggot XD
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>>731188558
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>>731184469
Post more pics of my 3D waifu or I'll set my dad on you. That's no idle threat.
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I hear oldschool Goa trance all day.
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>>731188558
>Im so intelligent
>you're so dumb
>Faggot

Yeah, you really showed me how intelligent you are. You don't have the balls to fucking timestamp your test results. You don't even know how to talk to someone without yelling at them. Yesterday you said, your IQ is 166. The pic you used is just a a pic of a random Slut. I've seen it so many times. You're just a stupid peace of shit, go suck a little dick, you stupid whore. Tits + Timestamp or GTFO
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Im a teen with access to Google. Look at the medical terms I found.
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>>731184469
When you made this thread did you expect people to give a shit
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My IQ is over 9000. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means my genius level is above that readable by an IQ scanner.
I also have osteoporosis and my girlfriend is an absolute bitch. Things as diverse as meth, cocaine, chronic and farts are really pleasurable for me.
While most people my age are employed and some even getting married or having children, I'm living with my parents and I have dorito dust permanently crusted onto my fingers as well as my penis because I masturbate a lot. I also only listen to Justin Bieber.
All this and I'm only 25 years old and a college dropout.

Ask me anything, except for anything that isn't directly related to how fucking cool I am.
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>>731184469
Why do you lie?
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>>731188928
holy shit dude
you're such a fucking faggot
I love it
I love being smarter than everyone
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>>731184469
How to bait anons 101
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>>731186831
Most beautiful post I've ever read ;-)
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Dude, that's not even her
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>>731186831
lol you're gay too
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>>731189089
<

>>731189101
If you answer every question on that test wrong you get like 96, and if you give only the left-most answers you get like 110. Interesting stuff to play around with.
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>>731189247
thank you captain no'shit
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>>731184469
im not sure if i recognize this copypasta or if every super intelligent 18 year old sounds the same
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>>731184469
>IQ 170, comes on /b/, claims to be female and not using superior IQ to post tits or GTFO

Hey newfriend, go fuck yourself.
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>>731188928
>>731189247
Just as I said. This is another useless thread to trigger anons, also called as Bait. Let's make it a fucking Greentext thread or whatever
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>>731189543
wrong again stupid ass
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What's the best way to eat noodles?
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>>731189704
with your ass
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>>731184469
>My IQ is 170

No it's not it's closer to 70
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>>731189686
>>731189424
not nice
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tits or gtfo
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>>731189906
i'm smarter than you too faggot
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>>731189686
I bet your mom is a dirty 10 Dollar whore and because she's often not a home, you need to get attention on a site where nobody knows. Otherwise everybody would make fun of you.
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>>731184469
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>>731189990
An hero pls
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>>731184469
How do I make a good chorizo carbonara?
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>>731184469
Why do you think it's impressive to get A's in high school? I did that and barely showed up. Only showed up to take the tests until I decided to drop out
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>>731190093
>mfw faggot ass op abandoned thread immediately
>mfw I assume his identity and hijack his thread for the lols
>mfw faggots still think there are girls on the
internet
op is always a fucking faggot
god damn
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>>731190447
faggot
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>>731184469
Bait. Seen this posted at least 3 separate times now.
Also, this is the chick that frequents /r9k/. She's famous in here, but OP isn't her.
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>>731184469
Do you like anal play?
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>>731189293
So an intelligent person has resorted to insults? I think you might need to retake your IQ test. Albert Einstein for example didn't resort to ad hominem attacks.

I wouldn't be surprised if you made the IQ up just to get attention. I for instance think you're a worthless human being. Give me one example of how youve actively helped the world or its research?

No? Thought not. Gay actually derives from happy anyway, so yes i am very gay thanks.

I bet you will always stay in your mom's basement, craving attention feeling miserable because you suffer from depression. I bet you don't even know what a pewdy pie is. It's you.
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>>731184469
Iq cant get higher then 100 retard
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>>731190880
lol it actually can
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Theirs a ladder hanging of the side of a ship the ladder is 14 foot long 14 rungs on the ladder tide comes In a foot every 15 minutes how long to cover the ladder
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>>731190880
Not sure if you try to be harder than OP or if you are that stupid. Like, really man, are you stupid or disabled?
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>>731184469

How come you're not even the most egotistical person I've observed online today?

I quote:

"Because people get offended when you tell them your credentials in the middle of a debate, I'm listing them here:
I'm a genius with around 150 IQ.(Not an internet test. Rolling Eyes )
Roughly 90% wins in 40k
Top 20% of every major GT entered, including the LVO and Adepticon
I can look at 2 units w/ their special rules and tell you which one is better in X circumstance without doing math.
I hope these things help you to understand me as a person, so that I don't come across as arrogant when I talk to you. I'm not normal. The difference between my IQ and the average person is greater than the difference between the average person and someone who is mentally retarded. Imagine everyone around you being very slow to understand, if at all, of all of the things you instantly understand. It makes interaction difficult. People take offense easily. I mean no offense. Please forgive me."

Also, get over yourself, one day you'll be "superior" to the wrong person and get your teeth kicked in.

I shall finally remind you that if you're making a post like this, most of the people who know you probably already loath you for being an egotistical prick.
Including most of your immediate family.

My evidence:
>pretentious photo
>pretentious list of achievements that mean nothing because they took no effort.
>pretentious choice of music (generic "deep" shite)
>Made this post.

So my question. How does it feel to be a real life Brian Griffin?
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>>731187411

Liar.
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>>731184469
Omg the cringe
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>>731184469
hey faggot 9 up 179 I was tested when I was in 3rd grade how's like with autism I enjoy mine
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>>731184469
tits+timestamp or gtfo
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>>731192361

For fuck sake me, I hate when I try to help people. Always turns out to he bait.
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so many newfags
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>>731192361
>Real life Brian Griffin
Kek, but I don't know why
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>>731190579
fag
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You realize most musicians have perfect pitch and that its no sign of intelligence?

>Be me retarded studio musician
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>>731184469
Sup OP. My IQ is diamonds per wall squared. AMA!
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>>731190447
the hero /b/ deserves
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>>731184469
>My IQ is 170. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I take standardized tests in america really well, and am too stupid to realize that this isn't worth being proud of.

FTFY
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>>731184469
Where did you get your Member Berries :)
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>>731184469
Holy shit.
When can we get married?
You sound like a goddess.
Too bad mine is only 130 and yet I get shit grades. But I have a silver tongue (which is also often sharp)
And also what music people listen to shouldn't define them. Geniuses could listen to Katy Perry. Retards like myself listen to Neutral Milk Hotel, Alt-J, Glass Animals, Wild Beasts (I have yet to find someone IRL how likes them)
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>>731195074
That's Eliza, you retard. One of /r9k/'s princesses a year ago that committed suicide. I have a whole folder of her pics.
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