>Walk into your home >You find Taylor Swift standing

make her tea

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Ask her to check my digits

>>731173035
call police because intruder

>>731173077
Britbong confirmed

>>731173200
amerifat confirmed

Pretend I can't see her and proceed as I normally would around my house, changing clothes, using the bathroom with the door open, watching some porn, masturbating, etc. The usual. At some point something is going to happen but let it come from her. She's in my house so I have the upper hand

>>731173198
same
you trying to steal my world of warcraft managa? get out Swifty.

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>>731173035
Anotha whitey breakin n ta a niggaz house. Tyme to call the fie oh

>>731173343
savage moves mate

>>731173035
rape the shit out of her.

*Take out knife*

This is for making every car ride insufferable, you cunt.

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New album when?

>>731173807
Why bother with knife?
*pulls out and reload shotgun*

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>>731173035
T.s. is a boy.
Human anatomy on the hands do not lie.
Males have longer ring finger and short index.

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>>731173035
>>731174039

>>731173035
>unzips penis

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>>731173035
>>731174039
>>731174086
Hollywood is tranny land.
Probably no real women working there.

>>731173035
Tell her to fuck right off my property.

>>731173035
Sage

>>731174039
can confirm, i\ve seen her penis

>>731173035
>w-what are you doing here?
>hi anon, I need, erm... I need...
>tell me you gorgeous thing, what do you need?
>i need about tree fiddy
>goddamn loch ness monster again.

>>731174039
Hold on, inaccurate science on the internet? Someone call the Pope!

Also, there's zero correlation between finger length and anything other than glove fitment (though some people associate it with personality traits).

>>731173077
Fag.

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>>731173035
>Do a 360
>Walk away

>>731174307
It's funny you say that.
I spoke to a celebrity after a show a few years ago about how masculine most "woman" celebrities are.
She said a lot of them aren't woman.
Were talking an A Lister guys.

>>731174551
Lol. Dumbass.
This has been known since forever.
Males have long ring fingers.
Look, and test with ur gfs, sisters, and mum.
Vice versa with ur mates, bros, father, and uncles.

Oh shit, I'm in the wrong house.

>>731173035
ask her owner why they brought a horse into my house

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>>731173035


Explain to her that the culture of a race, free of alien influences, is telling evidence of that race’s essential nature. The African Negro with a cow-dung hairdo, a bone through his nose, and teeth filed down to sharp points, in other words, presents to us a far more accurate image of the Negro essence than does the American Black in a business suit who has been trained to drive an automobile, operate a typewriter, and speak flawless English. Negro culture is not merely different from White culture; it is a less advanced culture and, by practically any standard, inferior

>>731174086
those both look male to me

>>731173035
Most boring thread on /b/

>>731173035
Convince her to take bbc and black children

>>731174757
what do you got against tea?

Change the channel.

>>731175083
Ugh..yeah, I believe it.
So many "female actresses, and singers" are not real female.
It's all devil worshippers at Hollywood.
Doing things in reverse to mock God.
Plus, they talk about this is where the magic happens and I'm like oh, telling it to our face. Yet most won't get it and will deny it.
Pagan stuff for you guys.
Witches make wands from the wood that comes from a holly tree.

>>731173077
Mary Fucking Poppins

>>731173035
A$k the intruder to leave

>>731175360
Look at the fingers.

>>731175524
I don't give a fuck if you believe me or not.
Shills are all subhuman anyway.

Watching
https://youtu.be/orQ-sVXOTpY

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>>731175083
>>731175100
>>731175360
>>731175524
Kris Stewart got the hands of a male.

>>731175740

Kris Stewart also always looks she has to shower because she smells

Wake the fuck up

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>>731175554

>>731175888
Trips of truth.

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>>731175736

why did they make civ 6 look like a fucking cartoon?

>>731173035
proceed to rape

>>731175641
Ur an asshole

>>731173992
Never. She announced her retirement from music last week. She's opening a furniture shop.

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>>731177322
Lies!

I'd sing a duet of one of her songs with her