Ask Jesus Anything >Will I get a gf and pass my exams by

Is Jesus not real?

Will I do well on my finals Jesus?

Will I be rich someday?

am i gay?

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>>731168067
>>731168104
>>731168151

Congrats lads, let me try.

Will I die tonight?

>>731168151
well shit...

will it end well for me?

>>731168178
Well, you aren't going to die tonight

Should I take a gap year?

will it ever get better?

Do I meet my gf tomorrow

>>731167811
is he an asshole?

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>>731167958
>>731168067
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>>731168245

Will these posters develop cancerous tumors in the next two weeks?

Is my luck going to change for the better today?

Will I get a boyfriend this year?

did my ex ever love me?

>>731168373
Tell me

>>731167811
Will my uncle stop abusing me?

>>731168340
Will I make a miraculous recovery though?

Should I get her back, Jesus?

>>731168563
Will I recover from the tumors?

>>731168553
Will my FUCKING uncle stop abusing me?

Jesus, is she thinking about me ?

>>731168411
Congrats anon

>>731168627
Finally

>>731168617
Will the tumors come back to haunt this poster in the next week after recovery?

Will I ever win her?

Should I message qt from my class?

will my asshole rip when i get fucked for the first time this summer? (jesus this is my first time being gay please be gentle)

Does my qt classmate like me even though I'm autistic as shit?

Should I an hero

Why did you let me live

>>731168888
sheeet

Will i get fit this summer?

Does she love me?

Will I ever get fit

will I end up taking furry porn commissions for money?

>>731167811
will i ever see him again?

>>731167811
Will i be able to fuck like a furry?

Should I buy bills car?

Will i be able to kill you?

>>731168888
Lol, sad quads!

Will i be able to love that woman of this anon?

>>731167811
Will I ever find the meaning of life?

are traps gay?

Will she Ever say yes?

>>731167811
Will I find the meaning of life?
[got a 3 last time]

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>>731169724
controversial opinion, jesus. come on now

>>731167811
Will it go down this week?

>>731167811
Today?

>>731167811
Jesus, will the New Sanno Group mantra shape me into a MUCH stronger person?

Am I getting some this month?

>>731170023
Fine, will the New Sanno Group mantra yield results and make me a much stronger person?

Will I crash my friend's car tomorrow?

>>731167811
Will I achieve my meaningless goal of getting to GE in CS:GO?

>>731167811
Does anyone actually love me?

>>731167811
will i bang a man

>>731167811
will i find a job in under a month ?

>>731167811
Will I be a success in life?

>>731170399
ye i guess i wouldn't wanna know, ty jesus

Will I ever go out with that girl

>>731167811
Will I fuck anime girl pussy?

>>731170459
>>731170377
>>731170284
2/3 ain't bad.

Is my life about to get better?

>>731167811
will i be rich?

>>731167811
I like Slint?

>>731167811
Will Source 2 be released this year?

>>731167811
Am I going to have to do the thing?

>>731167811
Is it possible to stuff food up your ass and shit it through the mouth?

>>731167811
Will I achieve my personal dream?

>>731170669
>>731170459
C'mon Jesus, just be forward with me, will it happen or not?

>>731167811
is uranus inhabited by crabs?

>>731170659
damn Jesus, now i'm really curious

>>731167811
is trump the best president of all time?

>>731170461
>>731170399
You got dubs you dingus

>>731167811
Is OP a faggot

>>731167811
will i live past 70?

>>731170951
fuck, i'm a faggot

>>731167811
can a 21 year old still lose their virginity

>>731167811
I have asked Kek many times, and he has blessed me

Now I ask you, Je Suis Christ,

Will I be able to live a peaceful, happy life?

>>731167811
will my exam go well tomorow?

>>731167811
>>731171183
And I ask again:

Will I be able to live a peaceful, happy life?

Why is there micro-transactions in a 50€ game ? In this case, Overwatch.

will autism ever be cured?

>>731167811
>>731171234
Looks like Kek and Jesus agree that my life shall be that of peace

I feel really good about myself and thankful of the masters of the unexplainable

>>731167811
Does Sarah love me?

will i pass my exam tomorrow?

>>731171300
the future is hopeful for /b/

Is my dick to small

Will my mother die in her sleep tonight?

>>731171300
I'd take it if it was proven to work

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Are you real?

Am i real?

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Are you a real nigga?

Will I be well off on Wednesday?

>>731167811
ROLL

will i die tonite

>>731167811
will she return ?

Will I pass my exam ?

>>731168837
No it won't, my gay son.

>>731167811
ASDASD

Will my Maths exam be good?

>>731167811
Do you poop?

>>731167811
will she ever be mine?

>>731167811
is sperm a carb? i'm on a diet

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Will I be famous?

>>731171703
Asking again

Dear JC, do you masturbate often?

>>731167811
Will I ever get stop being miserable?

>>731171791
Thank God

>>731167811
Will 4chan get better?

>>731171813
Well, do you?

>>731167811
Does she love me?

Will we ever meet again?

>>731171862
Will 4chan shut down?

do I have to recycle all this cardboard shite?

>>731171973
Will it?

>>731167811
When Muslims get their 72 Virgins, how long after they're dead do they find out the 72 Virgins are Men and they each get to pop their Cherry in the Dead Muslim?

>>731171967
So, will it develop into something? If you know what I mean.

Will /b/ ever be the old /b/?

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will her and I get married

Do I have a feet fetish ?

>>731171862
>>731171973
Well better get the vodka

Will I pass my exams?

>>731171869
>KEK

Do you hate me?

>>731167811
does she like me too?

Will she ever love me again?

>>731167811
>>731167811

Will I be rich in the end of the year?

>>731172187
Thank you Jesus!

>>731167811
should I shave before going back to work ?

>>731167811
is op a faggot?

Will i do well on my finals jesus?

>>731167811
will I ever get out of this shit

Can i fuck her?

>>731167811
will i have anal with my gf anytime soon?

Will I get a gf in the year 2017?

Will I pass this quarter and get her?

>>731167811
Will I have a girlfriend and find fulfillment in my life jesus?

Marine le pen 2017 ?

>>731167811
Will she and I be together by the end of this week?

Why are modern Jews so terrible?

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Will i find a GF over the summer?

>>731167811
Will I enter a relationship this summer?

>>731173053
rerolling

This year or never at all?

will i achieve all pass in this semester?

>>731167811
threesome soon?

Will I commit suicide

Will I die a virgin?

will i pass the drug test

Will I find a new place this month?

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Will it all work out someday

Is he angry

Will my wife ever let me put it in her butt again?

Do i have some form of autism?

Hello Jesus, I know it has been awhile since we last spoke to eachother, or well be talking to you. I know your a great listener but I like action too. A blend of both would make A lot of people happier. Just saying, I'm not trying to change up your game. Anyways I'm sitting in the IRS building. My appointment was at 2:45 pm but was told to come a half hour early. When I got here I was told by a sheriff that I need to stand in line. I then asked her what line are you talking about because there is clearly no line anyone is waiting in, everyone is sitting in chairs. I complied tho. I waited 5 min and I was finally greeted by a lovely old lady. She told me I am going to have to wait for my number to be called. I left came back in 20 min and she gave me a number. So I'm just waiting now. My question to you Jesus is, will I have a satisfying sandwich after waiting patiently at the IRS office? I am sacrificing pressious time I could be spending with my son. So maybe I will be blessed by extra bacon some xtra cornbeef on. Just a phatt ass Ruben? Will I be blessed by a goddly sandwich?

Jesus, will I see her again after the school year is over?

Would my movie about dinosaurs fighting terrorists attempting to take over the entirety of America be too retarded for release

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>>731167811
Will I find love someday ?

>>731167811
Do you listen to my prayers?

>>731173703
Okay then. Asking again

>>731173576
Jesus, please answer your follower. I am lost without your guidance.

Will papa trumpo build a wall

Did I make the right decision?

Will I ever be with her?

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>>731167811
Will I ever be happy?

Will I get with lynasy?

Will I be jakt?

>>731167811
will she ever love me

Jesus, should I change myself and start working hard towards my goals?

Will I have any positive impact on the world?

Can I get a nice asian gf?

will i get a gf tomorow

will i get a gf tomorow reroll

Yo will i get a 9.30 in this years exams?

Will there be a raid on Tumblr this year?

Will I fuck a girl some day?

>>731167811
Roll

>>731167811
shall I fap after midnight?

Will I be a successful actor

Will we trigger some more feminists in the next raid?

Will i ever fuck scarlett johannsen and channing tatum and be the richest man in the world?

will i ever get sexually intimite with my stepsister, Jesus?

Hello Jesus, I know it has been awhile since we last spoke to eachother, or well be talking to you. I know your a great listener but I like action too. A blend of both would make A lot of people happier. Just saying, I'm not trying to change up your game. Anyways I'm sitting in the IRS building. My appointment was at 2:45 pm but was told to come a half hour early. When I got here I was told by a sheriff that I need to stand in line. I then asked her what line are you talking about because there is clearly no line anyone is waiting in, everyone is sitting in chairs. I complied tho. I waited 5 min and I was finally greeted by a lovely old lady. She told me I am going to have to wait for my number to be called. I left came back in 20 min and she gave me a number. So I'm just waiting now. My question to you Jesus is, will I have a satisfying sandwich after waiting patiently at the IRS office? I am sacrificing pressious time I could be spending with my son. So maybe I will be blessed by extra bacon some xtra cornbeef on. Just a phatt ass Ruben? Will I be blessed by a goddly sandwich?

>>731167811
it's true the world will become gay and therefore the humanity will be extinct?

>>731167811was jesus real?

>>731167811
Will i meet him again ?

>>731167811
Am I worth anything?

Hat Nico Özge an den Arsch gefasst?

>>731167811
>it's true the world will become gay and therefore the humanity will be extinct?
also, thanks for dyings for our sins, now i can sin al that i want, bro

>>731175355
settles that. are traps gay?

Will I pass my third linear algebra exam?

Hat Nico Özge an den Arsch gepackt?

Thankyou, Jesus. I have one more question. Will i Achieve musical success?

Hat Nico Özge an den Po gefasst?

>>731175442
okayyyy is president trump going to improve our already glorious nation?

Is Debo a cuck?

Wurde Özge von Nico genötigt?

>>731175535
and are your sources reputable?

>>731175568
I NEED ANSWERS JESUS

>>731175217
Thank you baby Jesus. I will make u proud and my sandwich will be a great representation on what you yourself thinks a sandwich should be

>>731167811
Will they stop trying to shut down my company

>>731167811
Is your father God?

Ist Thomas im Grunde wie Mert?

>>731175617
okay thanks Jdog i'll hit you up on instagram later

>>731175761
Wiederspruch

>>731167811
.^.
Will I meet Emma in real life?

>>731175388
nice dubs

>>731175832
Well, that's the end of that I guess.

Will she come back one day?

>>731175964
Then again, can I trust anything you say?

>>731175988
shitniggerwtfrudoing?!?!?

>>731167811
will i get new haircut today

Did I do good on my testing?

>>731172666
666 trips confirmed jews need to die.

>>731176061
Liar.

Will i pass my AP exams?

>>731176177
THANK GOD

>>731176068
I don't know mane

>>731176419
fuck off yes i do
rerolling

Should I become a surgical technician?

>>731176240
mine tried to come back, we met up and she tried to make me her emotional punching bag, so to speak. drove away angry and sad after i realized what she was doing. first time i ever cried while driving, probly looked like a super bitch sobbing in the car and punching the steering wheel. don't do it to yourself /b/ro. she's gone for a reason.

what about a physician assistant

>>731176203
Still a liar.

>>731176574
Damn /b/ro, sorry to hear that. I hope you'll get over her soon. The reason I was asking this though was just out of curiosity, as I am already over her. I just want her to talk to her once at least just to make peace.

will lepen win

>>731167811
Should I start masturbating again?

>>731176859
>make peace
oh i see, just remember what i said because it might not apply rn but life is very long, anon, for those of us that wish it to be. definitely make your peace and keep everything cool but put some distance between you two. make sure she knows you're hollering at bitches left and right

My nibba, does she like me

>>731177270
>>731176859
also make up sex is a thing

>>731167811
is the earth really flat?

Rerawl

JUST TELL ME

will my album do well?

>>731167811
is incest fine and healthy even porn

>>731167811

are the kids mine?

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>>731167811
should i just try my best to remain calm?

>>731167811
will i have success?

Am I going to pass my class so I can get on with my life?

is the forest the best place to grow up?

>>731177270
We broke up a few weeks ago. Just a few days following the event I learned that she was already with somebody else. As I realized that, I broke down and cried like a little bitch in class. Thankfully, only one person saw it. Was depressed for a few months. I tried to talk to her but she didn't let me and left me without any explanations whatsoever. It hurt A LOT but at least was slowly healing and feeling better overall. Eventually, I started to talk to people more and especially to girls (it's funny to see her reaction when she sees it). As of now, I'm completely over her and I never felt any better in my life.
Also, I learned that her boyfriend left her recently and did so without giving her any explanations. Karma's a bitch...

Do I have a chance asking out my crush

Will I pass my exams?

>>731178362
>Karma's a bitch.
lmao i know dude. sounds like your head is in the right place and you're moving forward. good on ya!

>>731178942
Thanks a lot man, I hope life's gonna get better for you too man

wikn?

yes or no?

Meme?

>>731167811
will i get a gf by the end of the month?

Will i get a girlfriend next month?

>>731179333
do my trips count as a yes?

>>731167811
Was 8ball telling the truth to me when I asked it questions?

>>731179388
ok thank you jesus

Will shrek come outta fucking nowhere?

>>731167811
should I fap?

>>731179333
>>731179388
>>731179422
Seems like a get thread has started...

>>731167811
Do you love me JESUS!!?!?!?!!?!

>>731167811
Jesus will i ever be in a relationshipm with Emily?

>>731167811
Does Maryam like me?

>>731167811
Does Emily want more than be friends?

Should I go through with this whole sissy thing?

>>731167811
Will I get a girlfriend soon Jesus?

>>731179504
611 coming up

>>731167811
Will I get laid at all this summer?

>>731179612
Are you sure about that?

>>731179606
How about now?

Am i better then you?

>>731167811
Will i get a promotion at the end of the year?

will I lose my gurginity this year?!?!?

>>731167811
Are you a normie?

If I leave it alone will she come around?

>>731179741
how do you feel now, dick?

>>731167811
Are you black?

>>731167811
Deus Vult

>>731179872
but what about my virginity??!?!

>>731179728
Could you be more specific?

Will I stop being stressed one day?

>>731179963
>>731167811
I SAID DEUS
FUCKING
VULT

>>731179823
Will i get a substantial amount of salary increase and a diffirent job title at the end of the year?

WELL? Y/N

can this anxiety just go away?

Will i get to fuck my shit up in the next week or two?

>>731180008
Fuck you, cunt king of the jews!

>>731179967
Well then, be more specific about >>731179963

>>731167811
Will she come back?

>>731167811
Will Jamie and I ever be something special?

>>731180223
Reroll

Will I get a cute asian gf?

>>731167811
am i mentally normal?

Will I go pro in LoL?

>>731176636
Still a liar?

>>731180389
Yes I do!

>>731167811
Will I conquer?

>>731167811
Will I get a gf

>>731180523
Pls i need this

Will I find myself a superb woman who loves me to die?

>>731167811
Will my app work out?

Will i ever have anything with nichole?