>20 >live in a basement >quit my job >no car >no

>>731167316
Rip out the dick catchers

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>>731167316
We meet again...

Why did you quit your job, anon?

>>731167316
lose the snake bites and grow up.

>>731167444
nice gets
It was a retail job at the DG for 7.25 an hour, while i dislike my life, i dont dislike it THAT much.

>>731167463
i recently got them, always wanted them, they are kind of annoying as hell.

nice cock rings you got in your face

>>731167316
Join the french foreign legion

>>731167527
they don't take faggots

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>>731167497
>>731167463
>>731167406
there ya bastards

Boy you are fat

>>731167592
okay. now never put them in ever again.

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>>731167688
MFW

Cutie

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>>731167770
Would you let this girl fart on your balls?

>>731167770
where u from?

>>731167977
context is key, like just in public, lady walks up and farts on my crotch?

>>731167987
Pennsylvania my dude.

>get camera
>pay homeless men to beat each other up
>upload videos to youtube or but public access show and show the videos off to old people awake at 2 am
>spice the videos up by having 12 homeless people engage in battle royale across an entire park, give both of them hatchets, light then on fire, get them naked, etc
>eventually make a name for yourself
>have either lucrative youtube channel or tv show
>change your name to rodney tha hobo master
>live happily ever after knowing the streets run red with the blood of homeless people

>>731168123
i have a good webcam, and a good usb mic. but as for a legit camera. Shits to expensive.

>>731168097
No, you're in private, and she asks you. And I'm talking about that girl in particular.

Shower
Get a new job
Try exercising
Move out

>>731168214
Fuck man, i dont know. Maybe.

>>731168258
im freshly showered though.
i agree with 3/4 of it though

>>731168333
She's 13 in that

become a nurse.

good pay, lots of lonely horny chicks.

and get a reasonable haircut. Jeezus.

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Why can't you look like this guy?

>>731168466
well in that case, Fuuuuuuu no

>>731168478
muh hair.

>>731168478
agree with this guy,cut it a little shorter then get sidecut's and have it go to the side and backwards, might fit you well

>>731168201
Do you have a relatively new phone? You could also get a shitty camera but as you make more money you could get a new one. I'm telling ya rodney hobo fights is where its at

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HAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FAT UGLY FAGGOT

EAT A DICK

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>>731168549
Lol bullshit, you would if you knew you wouldn't get caught

>>731168692
Nah dude. the absolute cut off age for people still in school is 16. anything before that, may as well have sex with an Asian guy.

>>731168622
Barring getting hobos to kill each other. what kind of content could i do thats watchable on a budget.

>>731168880
>may as well have sex with an Asian guy

Explain?

>>731169009
short, flat and inexperienced

Go hang out with your... Oh wait.

Take a drive to Denv... Oh yeah no car.

Go drinki... You have no job so no money.


You useless sack of shit.

>>731168880
Candle/soap making videos
Creepypasta narrations
Cooking tutorials
Facetiming the boss baby
Minecraft parodies of popular songs

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>>731169095
"Alright anon, I'm ready"

>>731169220
THUS why im on /b/ asking what in gods name do i do. Fuck, im trying to sell some of my stuff for $$ as we speak.

>>731169251
Gah, ive thought about creepypasta shits, but it seems to easy to work. Who knows, maybe ill be the next mutahar.

Hey fat slob

>>731170056
yo homie

>>731170132
Why are you such a fat slob?

>>731170278
uh, genetics. Crappy upbringing, negligence.
Atleast i weigh less than i did in senior year.
Actually pretty okay with myself now.

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>>731170431
Genetics? Kek.

Upbringing? You're 20 now

>>731168097
>Pennsylvania

Eastern, Western, or Central?

>>731167770
are you bi?

>>731170678
like 10 minutes from altoona. Pretty sure thats central. Not positive.

>>731170787
Nah. to each their own though.

Do you have any favorite subjects or aspirations? I suggest at least learning as much as you can about business so you can understand how to not get fucked financially as well as making a profit on your ideas. Of course, you have to bust your ass.

>>731170898
Dude I went to Penn State Altoona kek

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Hey listen to me

>>731167316
Live the dream fagott

>>731170641
you forgot how i put negligence in there.
Im not motivated enough to lose the fat i accumulated in my life.

>>731171096
is the dream an hero?
What is 'the dream'?

>>731170898
>10 minutes from altoona
Nice. Pittsburgh area here....

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Rate me

>>731171627
matthew lillard b-side/10

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>>731167316
This seems like a growing trend with Millennials.

>>731171709
b-side?

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>>731167316
Go get a gf or rather a bf on flirtchan you useless cunt.

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>>731167316
Sell some drugs, buy a good car. And do some traveling around man. :)

>>731167316
What is it with living in a basement?

Suit up! Be awesome.

>>731167316
try all that when youre 26

shit sucks. I wish the was a pill to make you tranquil like they do in DA

or one that would give you the courage to off yourslef that would help too

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>>731167316
Spend the time learning and get a job that complements your education you autist