I'm being monitored by the FBI. What should I do to make

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can i be monitored by the fbi if im not usa citizen and im not in the usa?

>>731157485
How do you know?

>>731157485
Evidence faggot.

>>731157535
How would that make anything worse though? I really don't think they'd care that I look at the occasional snuff.

Google "yes google how do i do a bad explosion to the fbi people dirka dirk"

>>731157697
One of them told me

>>731157742
And how the fuck would I post evidence of that?

>>731157485
hijack a plan and crash it into the twin tower

>>731157485
go watch child porn in your garage after ordering enough bomb components to level your neighborhood.

or you could just kill yourself.

the possibilities are endless anon

>>731157485
How bad is your upper idea of bad, before i answer.

>>731157828
This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about! Great thinking, I had a laugh, and now it's done.

Maybe I'll even get swatted.

>>731157485
What did you do to get monitored in the first place?

Cp

>>731157995
As long as it's funny, everything goes.

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Go full Rambo in a mosque.

>>731157601
al qaeda detected

>>731157485
ok buddy here is what you do.
1. find a poor neiborhood, something foodstamp dependant. print out a map.

>>731158195
kek

>>731157601
No, FBI is USA only. CIA is for over seas. So you could be monitored by them

>>731158306
2. then you locate the famly owned grocery buisnesses within the area.

>>731158109
friends are big shot drugdealers, smugglers, killers etc. Basically at this point I'm "guilty by association", until they find something.

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>>731158195

>>731158374
3 you start shopping there, strike up conversation about wanting to start a small nail salon or some bull buisness in the area. ask what the cost of insurance in the area is. ask of each of your targeted buisness... the goal is to find if they are insured. cross off buisnesses that are not, circle buisnesses that are.

>>731158536
....

>>731158536
4 now choose some places that accept anonymous money donations, something that does good for the world.

>>731158672
5 make peace with the concept of death.

>>731158735
What? So I should give all my money away and then kill myself?

>>731158735
6 the best time to hit up a place in a bad neiborhood is around the second week of the month after tax season has started. the cash register will have little as most transactions will be made in foodstamp and credit. your going to want to rob the place and give the money to your donation of choosing. the key here is to burn the building down on the way out. the famly owned buisness will get the insurance money. if you are not killed in first attempt.... do the same again and again till somone shoots you dead. you will have fluxed local socio-economic to the good.

>>731158944
thermite can be homemade and is outstanding for a drop and run fire.

>>731157601
cia/nsa don't give a fuck about borders. they can turn your smart tv into a microphone and listen to everything you say.
read some wikileaks sometimes...

>>731158944
you might study structural fires before hand to know just where to leave your burning package.

>>731159058
or you could start it with a bag of chips a matchbook and a cigarette

BTW I changed all my contacts on my phone to things like "Al Qaida-Egypt" and "IS-Syria" as well. Could be funny conversation in the future.

>>731157485
google lots of things about trump, especially locations and things like that. then google how to build a bomb or something similar. do this for the next days and wait.
secret service will find you

>>731159161
too much time. explosive molitove maybe. you want to be running out and toss or drop it, with maximum likelyhood of the insurance company calling complete loss.

>>731157485
>I'm being monitored by the FBI.

So what? They're just putting in time until retirement. Just busy work. Imagine the disappointment they must feel with their career choice. Crimefighters... yeah, right. Go arrest a Jew banker and do the world some good.

>>731157485
Fuck off.

>>731159332
you want to help somone to pay off their student debt, not make a smudge in the middle of the floor. a flamin bag of potato will not do.

>>731159260
I'm liking it....

>>731157485
>I'm being monitored by the FBI

easily the worst RP i've come across in a while

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>>731157771
no wonder they are after you or monitoring you, you are a fucking idiot

>>731159443
it will in the chip aisle but >>731159332
is right it would take too long

>>731159522
cashier bob just wants to put out the fire, you have to leave him with more than he can handle with a fire extinguisher. wax molitove explosive may be the way to go.

>>731157926

Too late

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>>731158867

Yes. Immediately.

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So basically I got two suggestions here? Pretend to want to kill Trump and the burning down of family businesses until I get shot? Ok.

>>731158468
Start googling weird combinations.....

How to smuggle automatic weapons past border us.

My friend wants me to smuggle an illegal item for him. Can I get into trouble?

How to make car bomb using home items.

Anarchists cookbook free

What are soft targets?

If I drive the getaway car can I be charged?

These and other combos should really get their attention. lol

>>731160183

Find the number for a movie theater in an adjacent state, or even further away. Call the movie listing every day 3x a day for a week. Then suddenly stop calling.

>>731160183
>what are soft targets
My sides

niggers tongue my anus

>>731160305
Perfect

>cute rabbits
>rabit hat
>rabbit saddle
>riding rabbit
>rabbit porn
>rabbit porn
>rabbit in heat how to tell
>do rabbits mate outside own species
give them a chuckle

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>>731160046
one actually accoplishes a result. jus sayin.

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