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Hey /b/ i cant cum when i wear a condom but i dont wanna get

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Hey /b/ i cant cum when i wear a condom but i dont wanna get girls pregnant or get aids any advices on how to cum better with condoms? also general condom hate thread
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>>731144070
>how to cum better with condoms
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pull out
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>>731144187
/thread
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>>731144070
Well obviously you aren't getting laid, so let me start by asking you a question.

Why the fuck are you beating off with a fucking condom on?
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>>731144187
>>731144215
>aids
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>>731144286
dont fuck gross bitches
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>>731144320
/thread pt. 2
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>>731144070
I had the same issue for a while.
Try super thin condoms and put a little bit of lube in the end.

Also reduce fapping amount.
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Stop jacking off
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>>731144070
before you go in, add a dab of superglue to your peehole. your dick can stretch quite a bit, so when you come it'll actually get bigger and harder. pull out and then dip the end of your dick in acetone, the cyanoacrylate will dissolve and the come will be safely ejected.

doctors use cyanoacrylate to hold wounds together, so it's not poisonous.
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>>731145212
forgot to add, wait until the glue is dry and the peehole is sealed shut before you stick it in, or you might get the end of your dick stuck to her pubes.
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>>731144070
Get a vasectomy
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>>731145212
The burning sensations.
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My girl and I have been fucking for five years with no condoms and only pulling out (99% of time, sometimes the pussy too good).

I wish she would do some BC of some type but she is lazy and I hate condoms. So far so good but damn I cannot wait until men can get BC
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>>731144286
fuck her in the pooper
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>>731145324
cyanoacrylate doesn't burn. acetone is nail polish remover, and if you only dip the end of your dick in, it won't burn unless you're fucking smoking a cigarette at the same time.
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>>731145470
but that's where black children come from
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>>731145317
have you had one? I hear that shit is no joke. Surgery knocks you on your ass for a few days and theres a scarily non-zero chance it won't work out.

I would only consider it if I already had kids and was still banging on
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>>731145526
make her shit your cum out afterwards and everything will be fine
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>>731144070
you don't have to cum m8
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>>731145539
reversible vasectomy then
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>>731145735
does a reversible vasectomy exist?
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>>731145795
Just put a kink in the tubes/tie them instead of snipping them... That's what they told me at school anyway
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You don't have to cum in the condom you idiot. Just pull out when you get close, yank the condom off, fuck her throat and let the bitch swallow it. Fuck is wrong with you
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>>731145795
yeah they do exist>>731145885


its like 500 bucks or something for it too
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>>731145539
Yes I've had one. It's not that bad as I was only out for a day at most but it feels good to fuck and not worry about them coming back with a "I'm pregnant!!!" I never wanted kids so I'm actually enjoying life.
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Will this really work guys?
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If you've already had raw sex you're not going to really be able to enjoy sex with a rubber on
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>>731147111
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>>731144070
Have her fuck you in the ass with a strap on and wank you off simultaneously.
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>>731144070
Pick up a fetish and come on the corresponding spot: feet, pits, tits, belky, etc.
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>>731147273
this works great for me.
i always cum on a girls cervix till i developed this fetish years ago.
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>>731145499
The burning sensation of pressure on your urethral tube while you're stopping piss or jizz from coming out.
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>>731144357
This, this, and this. Anon you should try non latex condoms such as these poly ones. They are thinner than latex and conduct heat better. These with a bit of water based lube and you will have a whole different experience. My fiance is on the pill but I still use them for quickies where we don't want to clean up.
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Cum on a plate and spoon feed it to the slut.. sluts love that shit
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>>731147495
are they safe anon`?
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>>731147538
Nice try, i know this makes mustard gas
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>>731147741
2-3x stronger than latex. Great for rough and fast sex.
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>>731145470
even more risk faggot
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getting a sissy/trap femboy
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>>731147884
i also strugle with the size of comdons since the perimeter of dick is 15 centimeter (5,9 inches) will they fit?
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>>731144070
wear condoms that are one size too big.
first time buying condoms, i was 14, girlfriend had JUST said "you better buy some condoms" so I told her I'd be right back, I ran to the corner store and asked for some, he gave me some small ones because they were all behind the counter and you couldn't peruse them.
they fucking hurt to put on, you don't want to keep a boner like that, you'd think it's to keep the semen in, but no, I was 14, it's just too fucking small
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>>731148130
No. You were an idiot kid too nervous to figure out how to read and what is what size.

Try harder
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>>731145378
I used to do that for about 6 years with my wife, we've got a 4 year old now.

She's now on BC.
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>>731148034
They will fit, I have the same size cock
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Bullet vibe.

Insert in your pooper and fuck the girl. When you wanna cum, turn it on.
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>>731144070

no wonder if you use a garden hose that's too big and too thick

you need extra thin and a tight fit, like this. no problems
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>>731148204
Just cause you are a fucking moron, doesnt mean that other fucking moron is as stupid as you
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>>731148034
Also, make sure you put your condom on correctly. I know, sounds dumb, but tons of people forget to pinch the tip and give yourself a big enough resovoir for your gun.
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>>731148383

That's not how you put a condom on an uncut dick.
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>>731148492
No, it is. Too many retards put it on waterbaloon tight and can't properly ejaculate or break their condom. Don't be stupid, their needs to be slack in the front.
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>>731148605

No, there really doesn't. They can stretch to hold a gallon of water easily.

You don't need any extra slack for a tablespoon of cum.
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Did you try ultra thin condoms?
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>>731148740
every condom brand claims they are ultra thin
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>>731148492

what's wrong with it?
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>>731148460
As a medfag, I hope you never, ever have sex.
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>>731148705
The only time I've had condoms tear was when I didn't squeeze that little bubble for extra slack. Given, those were also Lifestyles and fuck those things, but they didn't tear on me when I used them properly. Fucking mongoloid.
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>>731144070
Okay, in my drug store there are two types: XXL and unlabled.
When I started fucking I tried condoms for the first time and it was a pain in the ass. First they are difficult to put on. I read the instruction and used it like it tol me. The barely unrolled condom gets always stuck between the glans and the shaft. further rolling is not possible because the lubrication on the rubber gives absolutely no grip.

then, when you manage to put it somehow on the "ring" is so fucking tight that it cuts of the blood circulation. Everytime I put on condoms I get semi-limp. When this was with a girl I got panic at first, thought it was me.
Then I tried condoms on a fap seesion when alone. Nope! the same shit. As soon as I put the condom on dick goes semi-limp despite being rock-hard during the process of putting on.

tl;dr: it's just the way it is: condoms suck but you have to wear them unless you are in a serious relationship for more then 6 months.
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>>731148890
Absolutely nothing, ignore him.
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>People suggesting pulling out and going anal
She needs to be on pills or some other birth-control, you need to be 100% sure she's not full of STDs. In other words, you'll need to trust the bitch to be able to take that risk. Pulling out isn't zero risk, and considering the outcome of that possible risk, I wouldn't take it, but that's just me. Anal on the other hand has a lower chance of infection with some STDs, but with shit like AIDS, it has a HIGHER chance of infection. Hell, that's why the AIDS epidemic happened with the gay population back in the day.

Just get a condom that actually fits your dick and isn't your shitty average market -tier condom. I just measured my dick, bought a bunch of different sizes and types, found my favorite by testing them and have been using condoms ever since.

Don't be a fucking idiot. Needless to say, a child or a god damn STD can be literally life ruining -tier bullshit.
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>>731148890

Look at all the wrinkling on the head.

The way most tards put on condoms is they pull the foreskin back and then roll the condom on.

The way you should be putting a condom on an uncut penis is to leave the foreskin covering the glans. When you pinch the tip of the condom, you also pinch the tip of foreskin. Unroll condom a bit more than half way down your penis. Then grab the base of your dick and pull down. It will slide your foreskin down and with it the condom over glans. Then just finish unrolling all the way down.

That way there's no wrinkling at the top and there's less chance of condom breaking. They break when there's a lot of wrinkles and they basically fold over themselves so you get latex on latex rubbing. They don't break from skin on latex rubbing.
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funny nobody has mentioned this option yet. You're probably all virgins.

Use some good lube (astroglide) Put it on your dick, put condom on, and put more lube on condom.
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>>731149184
Are you mentally handicapped? There are tons of different sizes, even for the horse cock -sized ones. That's just bullshit, that all condoms make your dick go flaccid. Get a proper size condom and don't be a fucking retard while putting it on.

This isn't quantum physics, you fucktards.
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>>731149617
Now that's completely fucking retarded, m8.
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>>731149454
This is true. But it's also true that anal has such a high risk for the receiving partner.
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>>731144070
Skyns
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>People instructing other people to use a god fucking damn condom.
I'm speechless. How stupid are these people?
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>>731149975

Anon, these kind of dumb fucks are exactly who we want to use condoms. You don't really want them to pass their genes around, do you?
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>>731144070

The chances of getting struck by lightning are better than getting HIV from a straight woman.

AIDS is a disease for faggots and needle users.
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>>731144070
Just give the bitches a fake name. That's the best form of male birth control.
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>>731144286
Don't have cuts or open sores on your dick
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>>731144070
Pull out don't fuck men
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>>731150076

Doesn't matter how small the chance is, I'm still not going to stand on top of a hill in a thunderstorm and jerk off.
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>>731148034
Never post in /b/ threads. But I get the SKYN branded condoms, non latex, no smell. I get the large size. Circumference of my dick is ~15/16cm and length is 18cm and these work like a beauty. With some water based lube feels like nothing at all - if not better.
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>>731149656
didn't you read? there is no size given on the wrapping. I'm not going to pretend that I need an XXL size. it's two problems to which the solutions contradict each other: the condom has to be tight in order to be safe but the condom also has to be lose to not cut off the blood circulation.
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>>731150076
sorce?
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>>731150279

Actually, if it does cut off the blood circulation like you say, it will only make your dick super hard.

That's how cockrings work.

Arteries are what supplies your dick with blood. They're deeper inside than veins. Veins are near surface and they carry the blood away. So if you put on something tight, it will compress the veins a lot more than arteries. Blood pressure in veins is also less than the pressure in arteries.

Basically, it leads to more blood flowing into your dick than out of it which in turn gives you massive, rock hard dick.
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>>731150127
does that really work anon?
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>>731149473

look at the picture again. i'm cut.
but i agree it could have been less wrinkly.
wasn't hard enough when i took the picture
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>>731150252

You know, you're right.

You also shouldn't go outside, you might get cancer from the sun.

The air you breathe might have contaminants, better cut that out too.

I hear food is bad for you as well.

Water? Forget it.

Yep, you should probably just kill yourself, it's the only way to be safe.
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>>731150076
There are other STDs in the world, you know. If you count them in, the possibility of getting one of them grows exponentially when compared to just getting AIDS.

Most of the STDs may not be as bad as AIDS, but they still can be a pain in the ass, maybe even a permanent pain in the ass.

You acknowledge the risk, but you are still willing to take it, just to have sex? That's just fucking stupid, and you know it.
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>>731150279
You do understand, that there are MULTIPLE SIZES out there? Just measure your fucking dick, go online and buy the right size condoms for your dick, you mongoloid.

There, problem solved.
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>>731150254
thanks for the advice anon
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>>731150520

Oy vei, the goyim are waking up!

Quick, say they'll get STDs, that'll keep them from reproducing...

Here goyim, use this (((condom)))
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Get a girlfriend, have her go on birth control. Are you guys seriously this autistic?
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>>731148705
Im young enough to remember sex ed in school and we were told always to leave a little slack at the end.

I can't actually comment on wether it makes any difference as i've only ever pulled out or came inside.
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>>731149617
Good advice if you want to slip right out of the condo and compact it up against her cervix and leave it in there when you're done.
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>>731150602
>buying condom on the internet
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>>731150493
>Comparing going outside, breathing air, eating food and drinking water to unprotected sex
Holy fuck, are you people this delusional and stupid?
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>>731144070
fill condom with pop rocks, you won't need the woman now, you're welcome.
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Fuck a trap instead.

No need for a condom.
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>>731150760
What? Why wouldn't you? I buy all my condoms from the local sex shop's online store, because it has a wider selection when compared to the stores.
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>>731150837
Double the aids, double the fun.
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>>731150664
What.
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>>731150520

I'm over 30 years old, I generally have sex with a new woman every month for years now.

Never used a condom, never got STDs

Here's some advice: Quit fucking degenerate druggies, niggers and hookers and you'll be fine. Enjoy life, you don't wanna hit 80 and realize you never got to actually feel the inside of a woman cause the condom companies told you to wrap it up.
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>>731150798

They are.

There was a thread about Thai prostitutes yesterday. I mentioned I've been to Thailand a few times, never fucked any prostitutes because I don't wanna risk getting an STD but I've been to BJ bars and had my dick sucked.

And some faggot was telling me how USA has more people with HIV than Thailand. Like that's an excuse for me to fuck Thai hookers raw.

I mean, I don't care if there's 1 STD infested whore out of 10,000 of them working in Pattaya, I still wouldn't risk it.
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>>731150798

>Eating, drinking, fucking

Am I missing something else that people have naturally done since the beginning of time?
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>>731150493
False equivalence retard.
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but what about getting a woman pregnant?
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>>731150925

Traps don't have aids, faggots do.

Just fuck a feminine one and you're safe.
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>>731144070
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent
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>>731151012
>>731150798

>ITT: Low testosterone beta males who can't keep an erection on a condom so they convince themselves that every human besides their own pathetic neckbeard selves are diseased

Keep up that denial boys, maybe you can all suck each other off later.

Just make sure to wear a condom!
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>>731150959
>anecdotal evidence
>taking a big risk when you could just get a long term partner and have her take birth control and feel her insides
Nah
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>2017
>not banging lolis too young to get pregnant
>not banging lolis too young to know what a STD is
>not banging lolis too young to know what sex is

i thought this was America
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>>731151066

Yes, because people have never died from drinking tainted water, eating food that poisons them or breathing air that is cancerous.

You're a fucking idiot.

In fact, I'd say having unprotected sex is safer than going to work today.

>Get in car, drive next to strangers assuming they're going to stay in their lane

You are all obviously making excuses for not being able to get laid.

>Hurrr durr I can't stay hard in a condom

My god you people are pathetic.
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>>731151169
The butthurt has engaged.
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>>731150959
>I didn't get it, so it's not possible
Great fucking advice, now kill yourself. It requires just one time of bad luck to fuck up your life totally. Maybe it hasn't happened you, but it might still happen to the anon that reads your shitty advice.

Do you people actually glorify sex so much, that you are willing to take all these stupid risks? Talk about putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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>>731151196

>Staying with one woman and lying to her about your feelings just so you can sleep better at night

Yeah, you're right, a woman would never cheat....r-r-r-ight guys??
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Try eating a dudes shit. That always makes me cum
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Whatever I do, after I pull out, I always find the condom on only half of the dick and I don't have a pencil dick. I can actually feel the condom squeeze my dick. They always make wrinkles and once I start fucking the skin on my dick ends up more to the top of the dick moving the condom. Not sure how to fix this.
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>>731151320

>Enjoy life
>Unscathed

Why are you so mad that I get to truly feel the inside of a woman and have natural, unprotected sex?

You're the one putting yourself in the plastic bubble.
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>>731151298
Again, false equivalence and I'm not someone who claimed to be unable to maintain an erection in a condom, I'm here to tell you your argument is erroneous.
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>>731151316

I know, right? It's all over this thread. Lots of virgins and low testosterone betas who can't keep an erection so they blame condoms.
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>>731151367
>implying all women are cheaters
Mine isn't, having a good partner means good sex and good companionship while keeping safe. Get fucked faggot.
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>>731151477

>Durr false equivalency, logical fallacy!

t. a person who has never truly enjoyed life
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>>731151514
Deflecting will not save you; thou art a giant fag.
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>>731151031
>Missing the point
>Simplifying to the point it starts to serve your own purposes
Nice one, Anon. I guess it's completely okay to compare eating food to taking acknowledged risk with unprotected sex, when you COULD prevent the possible shitty outcome.

If there's a chance the stake is poisonous, I wouldn't eat it, even if the chance of it being poisonous was really really low. Then again, stakes or other foods can't really FUCK UP YOUR LIFE COMPLETELY.
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>>731148475
this
and don't forget to cut the tip off before you use it
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>>731151587

And having multiple partners means better sex.

Step into reality - you're really going to leave your health up to that whore you sleep next to?

Enjoy life and quit hiding behind the comfort blanket of the monotonous.
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>>731151595
Again, an erroneous statement that doesn't help your cause. Stop posting anon, it'll spare you from time wasted and embarrassment from making a fool of yourself.
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>>731151642

>What it looks like to lose an internet argument: The post
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>>731151169
So, you just ran out of things to say? It was time to resort to the meme-dictionary and start calling us low testo beta males?

Come on, man, you can do better than that.
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>>731144187
You know what they call guys who pull out, as their means of birthday control.....


Father

Enjoy that precum pregnancy, son
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>>731151744

Your trying is showing, as is your jealousy. Keep trying to push that little noodle of yours into a latex bubble, surely that will keep you safe.

Might as well stay indoors too.
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>>731144070
>Download.jpg

huehuehue
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>>731151776

Your butthurt is palpable.
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>>731151779
Yeah, that's not real. Precum can't get you pregnant. Just scare tactics to encourage condom use.
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Gay.
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>>731151702
>multiple partners means better sex
Not necessarily, there's a lack of consistency in quality, and it also depends on what you're looking for in sex.
>you're really going to leave your health up to that whore you sleep next to?
I'd stick to banging someone who I know very well than having my way with any stranger off the street. Also protip:
If it's monotonous then you're with the wrong person.
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>>731151979
<3
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>>731151461
Actually, I'm not. I get to have unprotected sex with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't ever have unprotected sex outside of a relationship, excluding a proper fuckbuddy-relationship.

You are just stupid. Now you are trying to justify your stupidity and your pants-on-head-retarded advice by saying it's worth the risk, because this is how you enjoy life.

This is all coming from a god damn >30 year old? Oh man. Well, enjoy your wonderful life, my man.
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>>731151821
>jealousy
You've comedically entered the territory of projection, but what makes you jealous here I can only ponder. What makes you so passionate about looking unintelligent? Not that I claim to be some genius but such baseless and poorly cobbled arguments greatly diminish one's credibility.
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>>731151870
And so, the circle of arguing on the internet has closed, once again. When people run out of proper things to say, they just resort to calling other people names and telling them they are butthurt.

Well, it was absolutely wonderful chatting with you, m8.
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If you need to put on a condom to protect yourself from STDs you shouldn't have sex with that person in the first place. HOWEVER even a clean, non-whore, normal woman can get a disease by sheer bad luck. So yeah, better see some test results first. Also, having kids sucks ass and pulling out doesn't always work. So in the end better wear a condom. Also, protects you from poop bacteria if you play in that playground./
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>>731151649

>Cars will kill you
>Food can kill you (choke, poison, etc)
>Water can kill you (contaminants)
>Everything can kill you
>Somehow sex requires special precautions

You are all really, really desperate to compensate for a major inadequacy.

You jumped on this thread because you saw someone with a similar problem, OP can't maintain an erection with a condom.

I came here to say don't use one. Live your life, enjoy it, experience it.

You came here to wallow in the feelings of your fellow beta males and have a good cry about your pathetic, soft, noodle-like penis.

Project all you want but the real reason you're so mad is obvious.
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>>731152067
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>>731151923
Sure... go ahead and bet your future on it. Kids (and child support ) are damn near forever.


Med school student here, BTW
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>>731151923
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>>731152222

Keep wrapping it up and giving yourself and whoever is unfortunate enough to be with you an inadequate experience.

I do feel sorry for you though, it must be tough to not be able to enjoy life because of a hypochondriac voice in the back of your head telling you everything is wrong.

Are you religious by chance? What you write looks to be the work of indoctrinated guilt.
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>>731151923
Well, you could always take a little bit of that precum and use fucking microscope to observe its contents.

See that sperm? It was actually put there by the jews and the condom corporations, just to fool you into using the conspiracy-condoms.
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>>731151923
>people are THIS stupid
Even if its bait someone will believe it
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>>731151923
It took me like a second to google it and find you're wrong.
>>
pulled out for eight years with different women. had 4 aborted children. if your boys aren't strong swimmers, then you're alright,I guess. I suffer the curse of impregnation. I get chicks pregnant by mere penetration.
>>
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>>731152589
>Run out of things to say
>"I know, I'll call him a low test beta male!"
>Get told
>Resort to pseudo-psychology
Whatever makes you feel good about yourself, Anon.
>>
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>>731151923

>Jew tactics

Fixed that for you.
>>
>>731152755

Literally none of that is an argument.
>>
>>731151923
And I thought communists, flat earthers, antivax, anti-GMO, and anti-Nuclear fags were morons, but this is a special kind of idiot here.
>>
>>731152815
>misusing literally
Opinion discarded this faggot be retarded.
>>
>>731151702
the virginity is strong in this one.
>>
>>731144070
honestly just jerk off less, works for me
>>
>>731144187
>>731144215

Sperm periodically leaks out of your cock throughout intercourse, retards.

What are you fucking 12?
>>
Ripped condoms
>>
>>731145470
/Thread.
>>
>>731147948
Then you'll catch the gay...
>>
>>731149473
I can't put a condom on when the head is pulled back because it gets stuck in the foreskin
>>
Just kill her and fuck the body, ya dingus.

Zero chance of pregnancy.
>>
>>731154733
No it doesn't what are you 12? There's precum but thats just water and piss it doesn't contain any sperm.
>>
>>731152410
lol, been winning this bet for 4 years now. Surely I'm just lucky, right?


Human being here, BTW.
>>
>>731144070
Pull out and rub one on her face. That or Skyn condoms.
>>
>>731144070
>or get aids

Men only get AIDS from letting dudes cum in their butt.
>>
>>731151104
Please wear a condom while fucking men in the ass.
>>
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>>731155444
>1155444
>11
>55
>444
fucked around and got a triple double.
>>
>>731145470
This
>>
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>>731151923
This guy is technically correct, there is 0 sperm naturally in precum. The only way it can contain sperm is if it picks some up along the way out your dick. In other words, don't fap earlier that day and make sure you're urinating regularly.
>>
>>731144070
Put lube inside the condom
>>
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>>731155184
>>
Lube on inside of
Condor
>>
>>731155785
See
>>731155634
>>
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>>731155886
>Enlightened
>>
>>731145636
I prefer to suck it out.
>>
You could try having her wear a female condom.
>>
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>>731144070
Reminder that you haven't actually lost your virginity until you've fucked a girl with no condom and came balls deep in her pussy. Anything other than that and you're still a virgin.
>>
>>731147142
This, sex with a condom has been ruined for me. I now get 0 sensation if I'm wearing a condom
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