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My girlfriend won't give me a blowjob without fingering

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My girlfriend won't give me a blowjob without fingering my asshole right before I cum.

I fucking hate it. I've told her I hate it, but she doesn't believe me. Every time I complain about it she just stops giving me blowjobs entirely.

How do I make my girlfriend stop putting her fingers in my asshole?
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>>731116009
Fart
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>>731116009
Find a new girlfriend or accept the fact that very soon she will be pegging your asshole nice and hard and telling you that you love it.
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Send her my way, your not worthy
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Does she like it in the ass? I'd fuck her in the ass mercilessly.
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I love you people. Except for OP, fuck you.
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>>731116167
Came to post this. Its the inevitable next step, OP.
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shes really a guy.. you F@g
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>>731116009
Does she finger your asshole? Or just leave her finger in while blowing you? Or just moves her finger around inside?

Being fingered would be annoying as fuck but just having it in there wouldnt be too terrible.
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>>731116009
Dump her. Give her my number.

You're a retard, OP.

Learn to relax and enjoy it.
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>>731116009

Stop being such a little faggot, it's awesome when a girl does that. Plus, it means you can go to town on her asshole too.
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Eat a whole bunch of laxatives and spray her like a ferret
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>>731116009
You need to relax faggot. Too worried about being gay and what this society of monkeys thinks
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>>731116009
You should finger her asshole super hard when you give her head. If she's gonna stick her finger up your ass even though your not okay with it, you should do the same to her, give her a taste of her own medicine. Or you could take it a step further and jam your dick down her asshole when she's least expecting it.
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>>731116220
She prefers it in the ass. She was raised in a very conservative Christian house hold and she let her first boyfriend exploit "god's loophole" for 3 years before she gave him her virginity.
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>>731116009

Don't wipe your ass next time you shit. When she wonders 'ew whats that' next time she goes back there and pulls out a finger covered in shit, she'll never want to do it again.
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>>731116906
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>>731116167

How can I skip the bullshit and find a gf that wants to peg my asshole raw?
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>>731116009
She's prepping you for that male male female threesome she's been fantasizing about.

Preparing your anus for that BBC
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superglue your asshole shut OP
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>>731116970
ask them on the streets fool
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>>731116999

>trips of truth
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>>731116906
She may have rectal problems later you realize that
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>>731116999
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>>731116999
checked, trips dont lie
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Maybe you should let the hedgehog out of the hole. See if she's into that.
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>>731116009
Face it, she knows you secretly love it.
After all, you're OP
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>filename

Is pic related you're girlfriend?
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>>731117407
Yeah
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>>731117036

roger
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>>731117407

yes
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>>731117531
you poor thing
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>>731116009
I'd sell my kidney to have her fingers up my ass.
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>>731117783
If I liked it or not.
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>>731117531
>she let her first boyfriend exploit "god's loophole" for 3 years before she gave him her virginity.

Jesus
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Shit on her
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>>731117531
That is a perfect body. It doesn't get any better than that.
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>>731116009
Sounds like rape
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>>731119031
this. charge her with sexual assault.
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>>731117531
more!
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>>731116999
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>>731116999
Sorry op, but this
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>>731116009
just hold her hands while she blows you and dont let go, problem solved. Even handcuff/tie her arms behind herself. Its not that fucking hard. If you havent even tried to stop her apart from saying "but dun liek et" then you probably do like it just as she has been telling you.
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>>731116850
>>731116745
>>731116655
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>>731121483
gr8
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>>731121483

i could swear i've seen her before...
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Jesus just say stop jamming your fingers in my ass, I know you think it is supposed to feel good, but it just feels invasive and seems gross and kinda ruins my enjoyment of an otherwise great feeling of being in your mouth.

or just learn to enjoy it and stop being so fucking uptight you faggoty faggot.
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>>731121483
>tfw ywn run your tongue through the groove under her belly button
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>>731121483
I would let her finger my ass if it meant I could fuck her ass all I wanted. She looks perfect! Any more pics?
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>>731116009

my girlfriend give me no bj`s anyway and i also told her i hate it. so be happy what u have or leave her.
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>>731116009
Have you ever forced someone to make eye contact with you while you edge them over and over again. I don't know why it just gets me off
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>>731116167
/thread, honestly
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>>731116009
Rape her
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>>731116009
I read that Pavlov (that Pavlov) would poke his finger into his girlfriend's tit when she was orgasming. Eventually she'd orgasm if he poked her tit.
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Fuck dude I've been trying to get my gf to do that for weeks goes u manage
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>>731116009
I'd let her stick that sucker up my rectum and beat my prostate like a tom-tom.
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>>731121483
Post more of her
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>>731116009
Poop on her
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>>731126129
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you starting fingering her nose, and when she says stop you say that how it feels to have a finger in my ass
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