>be 29 >still living at home >step dad and mom want

>>731097901
Anon your my kind of faggot.

>>731097901
same situation? lol nobody

get a fucking job and live on your own you big baby

or kys, i could care less.

>>731098045

not sure how to take this but thanks? haha

>>731098125

jesus did somebody kill your dog? relax asshole

Get a job you piece of trash

>>731098252

I love how everybody is just saying get a job like anybody can get a job just like that

>>731097901
>how do I get them off my back?

It's their house you faggot, if they want to sell it, it's theirs to sell. Stop being a fucking leech and get a job for christ's sake, you're 29.

>>731097901
Getting a job can make a lot of slack on that tight rope of being kicked out , especially if you give your parents or whomever your living with some of the money. Also having a job is cool anyway so do that :p

>>731098323
Yeah you can you fucking idiot

>>731097901
get a job

>>731098544

legally its their house but isnt there laws saying you cant evict an occupant after they have lived their a certain amount of years?

>>731098612

i stopped reading after i saw the ":P" like im going to take advice from a faggot who uses emojis

>>731098323

You can though. Just not a job you'd like or think is appropriate for you. There's a ton of shit jobs that pay shit and make you feel like shit.

>>731097901
>suspect they are trying to push me out
nice going sherlock

>>731098666
This faggot has a job a 2k dollar gaming PC, an apartment in a city is under 25 and isn't whining about their step father you cuck hah

>>731098323
It's genuinely not hard to get a job at all, it's just tedious. It can take a week, or it can take a year, but as long as you're not some useless waste of spunk, you'll get an interview at some point. If you find it that hard, you're just too lazy to persevere and entirely to blame.

>>731097901
Holy shit.

You're 29, living at home and you don't have a job?

If you're not a woman, your life is shit.

>>731098713

Lol, I'm not sure thats how that works you dumb asshole

>>731097901
>be 21
>fuck being a leech like OP
>joined the army
>became an electrical mechanical engineer
>left army became civy
>now 30 and a home owner

Get a job faggot

>>731098837
>Having money and your own place makes you a cuck.

Cuck is such a buzzword now. It's almost the new nigger.

>>731098323
lose the victim complex and have zero standards or self respect and you'll land a cpl shitty part time jobs in under 48 hrs.

>>731098713
I don't honestly know, I more meant OP shouldn't be the reason his parents can't sell their house.

>>731097901
Your a parasite. A fucking tape worm. Most people want to rid themselves of parasites. What do you expect?

>step dad facebook messages me job postings all the time
>can't take a hint I'm not interested in his help

Well you're turning down job opportunities so you can't whine that "not everyone can work" bullshit because you are actively avoiding it.

>>731097901
>29
I read 20, just move you rat, hace you ever worked? it's not that bad, just push yourself to work in something

>>731097901
Get a job. At worst be homeless for 24 hours and they'll help you. Along as you you don't have drug convictions. Assuming you're living in America.

>>731098713

You have zero rights as a non-dependent adult child living at home. And don't think 'dependent' means leeching is allowed. You're only dependent if disabled or incapacitated.

It's time to leave the nest because the tree's being felled. So start flying or fall to the ground. Your choice.

>>731098713
You stopped reading at the end of his comment? Isn't that what you do normally?

>>731097901
>they are going to florida
>they have no plan of taking you
>you won't get a job
>they're trying to make sure you don't completely fall on your ass
>enjoy being homeless

>>731099278
I have a feeling OP needs to read the same sentence multiple times to understand it

>>731098125
That means you still care some

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>29
>still living at home
what did you do to fuck up in life
or should i be asking your parents that

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>>731097901
>>731099453
OP won't listen and will ultimately fail

>>731098713
they are selling the house.
people that buy it aren't going to let you live there unless you are the one that purchases the home.

>>731097901
you're a baby bird
they're tryin to push you out of the nest
you're sitting there defenseless and hungry
squacking
"you're not my daddy!"
despite having been fed every day at great risk to himself (even tho it was the mom but whatever)
eventually they'll die and leave you alone
you'll still be squacking
you'll get hungry
you'll fall out of the nest
you'll get eaten
and that will be the story of you
they're just trying to tell you where the fucking food is

>>731097901
dude just join the army. You parents did you a great disservice for letting you stay the way you are. I know im in the same fucking boat. I got a job working at there business they own so i can cut the cord slowly. you on the other dont have something like that. I would just join the military. They will do what you parents coudlnt

Get them off your back??? You need to grow up and get the fuck out.

honest to god OP you are a waste of space and I feel bad for your poor parents for having a almost 30 year old waste of space living with them. I pray my child doesn't come out as disappointing as you. Im out.

>>731098323
well your fucking attitude suggests you dont want any kind of job. what about all the jobs your step dad is suggesting? do you go to interviews or just say 'fuck it im probably not gonna get it anyway'

you should go to some job interviews even if you dont think you will get it because chances are you are an autist that needs interview practice in the first place. there might be able to get a job you want to get but will probably fail at your current level

amazon hires often hires people with no experience when they open new buildings and is a good place to apply.

go here to apply

https://amazon.force.com/

go here to check out their future plans
http://www.mwpvl.com/html/amazon_com.html

if theres a building that had been open for a while then they probably hire only through a temp agency. call the building you're interested in and ask them who is the temp agency. temps get converted to official employee typically around 7 months.

>>731099694

fuck bro that was more than well said.

too bad OPs probably too stupid to appreciate or even absorb its meaning.

Get fucking eaten OP, you sad excuse of a man

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>>731098125
you are a dumbfuck this guy >>731099509
gets it

by saying that you "could care less" implies a level of care you are establishing a level of care, now dumbfuck if you say "could NOT care less" then you literally can NOT care less since there is no level of care

fucking kill yourself asshole

>>731097901
Suicide is always an option

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>>731097901
You getting the message here OP ?
/b/ census seems clear

> Get a job
> Move out
> Stop being a fag

yall niggers replyng in a trol thread, its this fucing thread again where OP the raging fgt says he is lazy and all the anons tell him to get a job and that he is pathetic, i have no idea why these threads get started and last as long as they do fucking nigger faggits the lot of ya , have fun cunts

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I'm 21 and I'm livin larger than you selling DVD's and drinking 7upWine in a pot den

>29
>at home
Don't blame him what the Fuck are you doing with yourself? Have you ever put it into perspective your life is pretty much half over and your still living with mom and step dad. Or they
fact they probably have 10 or so years left of their life they want to spend how they wish without dragging your basement dwelling neck beard ass with them. I'd like to hear your excuse why you're not on your feet yet...

>>731098323
you can get a job waiting tables in an afternoon of looking. It'll pay $15 - $20 an hour if your not a lazy nig and take care of your customers.

>>731100003
>idioms
>sarcasm
>implied comparison
>positive/negative phrase pairs

>>731100231
Where you get the DVD's from anon? I'm trying to hustle

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>>731100222

>>731097901
you aren't coming to florida bud, sooner you come to accept that sooner you can turn your life around.

>>731100222
I appreciate your digits, sir

>>731100376
dafjk you just say to me bich negar i will fck your asshole

>>731100401
you burn them.

>>731100231
you make a living selling DVDs? How do you stay living in the year 2008?

>>731098713
>legally its their house but isnt there laws saying you cant evict an occupant after they have lived their a certain amount of years?

Yeah there is, but that doesn't apply if they are moving into a new house. You haven't lived in the new home. They are under no obligation to take a legal adult with them to a new domicile.

>>731100639
go to a parking lot and sell bootlegs for $5
It'll surprise you how many people bite.

>>731100637
wow I'm a moron. I'm too old to not have thought of that, but burning cd's isn't popular anymore.

>>731100003

It's the truncated form of the phrase "I could care less... but that would take effort."

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>>731100401
Wish I could help. I just Ironically sell orc looking single mums In western sydney copies of "Trolls" 3 days a week.

>>731098323
I got a job and i'm a anti social autistic weirdo.
anybody can get a job if they try you turd

>>731097901
If you live off of somebody you have to live by their rules. If you want to live by your own rules you need to live off yourself.

I hope you notice your parents have been really nice. I would kick your ass to the curb or whore you out to gangs of niggers.

>>731097901
Shouldn't you be on reddit?

>>731100639
Australia brah 2017, which pretty much means 2005 for the rest of you

>>731097901
I wish my parents were like yours. Dumbass.

>>731100804
practically every computer now comes with a burner and they still sell blank dvds.

If you aren't completely stupid you can make a passable fake.

Internet is killing newspapers. They cut into their business they haven't killed them off.

>>731097901
Pic related?

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>anybody else in the same situation


When i was like 15. Quit being a pussy, i was homeless until i was 18

>>731097901
i'm in the same situation. but i can't just go out ang "get a job" because I live in brazil and here getting a job means living on poverty, in some slum, and wasting 3 or 4 hours of your day stuck in some overcrowded bus going to and back from your job, and being unable to pay bills because your salary is ridiculously low and more than half of your salary goes to the government in form of taxes; and if you ever manage to get the money to buy a car you'll pay 50% of its price as taxes, etc.

a couple friends of mine managet to go live in the US and they reported me that in the US even if you work friyng chrispis in some McDonalds you can buy a car. And here people of my age with master degrees have difficulties in purchasing the worst of the cars

>>731100864
ya its my pet peeve when i hear someone say it i immediately hate them

>>731097901
Fucking assholes, jobs are NOT easy to get, unless they're SHIT jobs that NONE of you would last 2 days at.

Parents brought a life to the world: it is THEIR responsibility to make SURE it survives - even if it means their own death. Especially the MOTHER.

If my children were at risk of homelessness and I had nothing for them, I would take the best life insurance I could and have an "accident" so they could live.

When you bring a child to this world, it did not ask, so from that moment on to forever, your life is no longer yours, but your child's

>>731101293
>nice try op

>>731101266

Hate people who say "I could care less." But why? It's perfectly legitimate. It's just a short a short form idiom.

>>731101510
what upsets me is that they are too dumb to realize that they are saying it wrong and actually mean that they could NOT care less, seriously i want to round them all up and put them in extemination camps

>>731101293
I'm pretty sure anything, even raising a child, after near 30 years of trying, if it fails you stop and move on

>>731099642
probably something along the lines of
>hurdur you're not saying what I want to hear so you're bullshit