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State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin: >Chef

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 dollars an hour
>37
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>>731090296
>tumbrl kid
> ?
>4 teen
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Debt collector.
$35,000
24
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>>731090296
>chef
>wendy's
does not compute
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Paramedic
$16.85 hour
28
>>
>son
>500zł a month
>22
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>>731091278
My buddy is a head chef at Arby's Big Boy so what is not computing?
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Intern
$33 hour
21
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chemical engineer
90k
27
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>>731091405
Again, flipping burgers at a fast food shithole doesn't make you a chef, it makes you the lowest common denominator in society
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Web dev.. around 45$/h
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>>731090296
High school English Teacher
$47,000 a year
28
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Site reliability engineer
40$
28
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reachtruck driver
1450£/ month
22
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>>731091555
Forgot age... 34..
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>>731090296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXWgJSpvbic

check it out
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>>731091571
>reliability
ya fucked up
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>>731090296
>3rd party IT Tech support
>$17/hr
>29

That said I'm still on a temporary status while my company is on hiring freeze. That 17/hr will jump when the freeze is lifted and I'm brought in formally
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Shift Manager Bojangles
10/Hr

18
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>>731091632
Yeah...
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small business owner, last year made 62k after taxes.
22yro
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Sales manager
135k a year
25
>>
>>731091110
>Debt collector

Fuckin die you fuckin piece of state shit
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>>731090296
Op, your working a teens job
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>>731090296
>Accountant at CPA firm
>$68,000 a year
>26
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>>731090296
>Emergency medicine resident
>$55k/year
>36
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>>731090296
this fucking thread everyday started by the same anon!!!
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>>731091757
Welfare turd
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>>731091767
they probly do it better though lmao
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I just like to stroke it
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>>731091757
cringe
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>>731090296

buyer
$40,000
32
>>
>175-200 thousand depending on year
>insurance fag
>43
>>
Stocker told grocery store
11.75/hour
19
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>>731091567
Where the fuck do you teach?

I make 61K yearly and I teach HS gym and asst. coach the softball team
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>>731092069
>teach gym
lol
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>>731090296
>clinical psych Ph.D. student
>$0
>22
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Barista
14/hr
26
Bonus: my boipussy is tight
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Mail Carrier
$17 an hour but only part time right now
23
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Mazda Mechanic
50k a year
25
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>>731090296
Fireman
41k
22
>>
student
£2000 per term
25
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GIS Specialist
$38k
25
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>>731092069
Where the fuck do you teach gym that you make that much money?
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Laborer
$13.50/h
18
Weekends are optional is the best part of this job
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>>731092161
Where the fuck do get off? I teach these lazy teens how to actually get out and excessive. I make them . . . Never mind, I know I get paid to watch kids run around because I say so.

I love having that power!
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Pack boxes for medical distribution company
9.50 and hour
19
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furry porn artist
depends 3000-6000$ per month
23
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CFA
$98,000
31
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>>731090296
31
Manager of a retail store
85k/yr
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>>731092458
I teach in Arkansas, and I've got a masters in Physical education
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>>731092321
>pix
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Programmer
$75,000
24
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>>731092681
How is your salary so low if you are that old and have a CFA?
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>>731092749
My nig.

Fellow Arkansas /b/ tard here.
NWA
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>Android Developer
>$6/hour as freelancer, $3/hour working in a company
>21
I don't have a degree and I live in a third world country so making ~$600/month is not that bad (minimum wage is $250)
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>Pet store runner
>12.20/Hr
>20
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I own my own business
I have no idea, I don't get a paycheck I just draw from corporate account when I need shit
29
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E1 PVT US ARMY
2$ an hour
19
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>>731092542
English teacher here, just wanna say that you're getting paid for two jobs. If you coach softball they are adding to your paycheck.

I coached the debate team and the mock trial team, and they gave me an extra $7,000 for my late nights.

But sporty fags always get paid more. Just saying.
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>Army Officer
>$65K
>30
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>>731090296

Honey badger hunter
$25K per honey badger
$5 extra if it has it's honey with it
29
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>>731093208
Pay into your Montgomery GI Bill, use it and get out or pursue Green to Gold.
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>>731091757
don't go into debt lol
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>Assembly technician
>8-20 dollars an hour (paid per item, money for a bigger item)
>18

Its mostly grills
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>exterminator/Wildlife removal tech
>$75-85k
>20
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>>731090296
>Unemployed
>Junk Change
>18
>>
>>731093753
Like looking in a mirror
>>
loser
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>>731093064
How do start business?
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>>731090296
>SLUT
>$9/blowjob
>>
> tobacco shop sales slave
> €1850/month after taxes + yearly bonus + stocks
> 31
>>
Software design architect
$50/hr.
>>
Director of business development
36
$105k
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Hotel Director of Engineering
~$190k after taxes.
42
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>>731091482
How's it going Christopher Golden?
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>>731092808
I love being the one that makes sure your hardware is functional and getting paid half that (:
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>>731094544
give me your job
>>
>13$/hr
>Cleaner
>23

Easy work for almost 2 grand a month.
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Chef
34,000
28
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aerospace electric wires installator
20
22$/h
>>
unemployed
0
21

dont worry, im planning on kmsing soon so im ahead of you on this one
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Pastry chef
$12.00 per hour
28
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35
$32 per hour
Webdesign
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>>731090296
Somm
70,000/year
32
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>>731091405
Do you know how to tell which one is the head chef? He's the one with the kneepads.
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>>731090296
REPORT "CHEF AT WENDY'S" THREADS
SAGE REPORT "CHEF AT WENDY'S" THREADS
HIDE REPORT "CHEF AT WENDY'S" THREADS
DO NOT TALK TO REPORT "CHEF AT WENDY'S" POSTERS
REPORT "CHEF AT WENDY'S" THREADS ARE THE TRUE CANCER OF B
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> Air force SE Mechanic
> 20
> 40k ( Give or take with benefits)
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Assembly line
$15/hr
25

I've had to work 70 hour weeks the past 2 months. Not by choice. I've realized though that if I can put the time and energy I have to put into this job I could do the same for something else and have a better life.
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Chick fill a cashier. $9hr. 17
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>>731095147
livestream it faggot
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>weis markets cashier
>$9.50/hr
>18
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Union Electrician
$48.80 an hour
$100k+ A year with OT
25
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Accounting analyst
$57k
47
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>>731092749
>masters
>>physical education

lel
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>>731092750
Lmfao I was kidding wtf dude
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Construction Safety Supervisor
72,000-80,000
23
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i suck dicks
for free
20
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>>731091412
"intern" is not a job title or description you fucking dope, what to you intern for
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>>731090296
There he goes again. Seems like Mr Wendy's chef is here every day.
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>>731090296

This thread, I say. Every damn day.

And I always reply. Not sure why.

>Partner at consulting firm
>$1m+ per year ($2.5m this year)
>33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZdggNUvq0

I was swimming in the Caribbean
Animals were hiding behind the rocks
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>>731090296
Fuck off OP. Same bullshit as yesterday.
>>
>>731090296
25
Construction management Electrician
$63,000
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>>731093398

Captain? I'm a Major.
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Freelance Corporate Videographer Specializing in the Food Industry (I make food porn for their social media accounts)
I charge my clients 30 an hour, probably make take home 700 dollars a week. Before going freelance I worked for a firm and made 25 an hour so I've taken a bit of a pay cut.
31
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>>731096212
A major faggot.
>>
Lifeguard at a Residential place for those with physical, intellectual disabilities, genetic, developmental and behavioral problems.
$12.91/hour.
20 years old.
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>>731095938
Where at. Still in the service doing a diesel mechanic job ( I mainly on generators ). What certs/education do you need? Still wondering if I stay 20+ years, or look for either diesel mechanic or electrician job on the outside.
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>>731096268
kekked
>>
IT Manager for a help desk
63,570 a year with bonuses last year got 4k
28

And live in FL gotta love no income tax
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>>731096268

Well what's better, Captain Faggot or Major Faggot? Soon enough, I will be Lieutenant Colonel Faggot.
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>>731096321
You make ~$50/hr as an electrician? If that isn't bullshit, good for you. Trade jobs deserve that shit.
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>>731096333

Trips says no income tax is amazing.
>>
19.31$/h
Swimming Instructor
18 yo
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>>731096336
At least you aren't a private faggot
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>>731090296

> Engineer
> $62K
> 26
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>>731096431

My friend makes more than $100k a year as a CNC machinist. Only trade education. Pretty kickass.
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>>731090296
>factory section supervisor
>$30/hr

>bar tender
>$20/hr

>on call labour hire
>$25-35/hr
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>>731096458

Very true. Being a major faggot is a helluva lot better than being a private faggot.
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>>731090296
Still $8.75 wtf... You guys need a pay rise
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>>731095984
What do you actually do at your job?
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>Cap Team (Unloading and stocking) at walmart
>10.20 an hour
>24

I could do worse
>>
Clinical Analyst/Hospital IT
75k
30
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>Shill
>+$0.10 a post
>27
>>
UPS delivery driver
$35.19/hr
29
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>>731090296
Pepsi Merchandiser
$11.80/hr + mileage(about $1.00/mile)
19
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>>731096431
NYC Local makes even more than that.
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>>731096694
Can you elaborate on this and tell me a bit more about what you shill and how you got involved in this line of work?
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IT in a shitty company
70Kyr
32
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>>731096823
I say positive things about politicians
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>>731092542
t. Pedophile
>>
Man, I don't see how some of.you survive on less than 15 dollars a hour .
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chipotle server
$9/hr
18
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>>731090296
A chef prepares food. You work at Wendy's retard, all you have to do is drop the fryers and pull burgers out of the freezer to the microwave
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land development coordinator
55k
23
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>>731096704
Where my car parts at you hoe
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>>731090978
you're 14?
rules say none shall pass under 18
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>>731096603
Depends, most of the time I don't do much.

I'm there to make sure the workers comply with OSHA standards and to fill out all the forms that my industrial clients require if an employee does get hurt.

If the job is monotonous and safe in nature, I usually try do make some side money on the computer until the work day is over, usually with web design.

If the job is dangerous, I'm on top of the guys during most of the day.
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>>731091567
> secondary school teacher
> 47k/y

> amerifat detected
>>
>sexually confused boy toy
>pleasure is my payment, pain is pleasure
>i've been in this basement for so long i forgot, i think 20 somethings now
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>>731097225
Missouri
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>>731092427
Firefighter
65k
33
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>>731091606
>Using ellipses to represent pauses
You disgust me.
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>>731097306
Is it a shitload of forms? My job Has a lot of manual excel garbage that my boss seems to be able to handle at 2.5 times my speed (makes me feel like shit).

>40k
>Sales Operations Analyst
>27
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>>731096531
How much free time do you have
>>
subway sanwich artist 16$ a hour
>>
>>731090296
>Dietary at behavioral hospital
>$12/hr
>21
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>>731094162
1. find out what people need done
2. do that
3. charge them money
4. keep overhead low as possible
5. ????
6. PROFIT!!!!
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>>731090296
Goldman Sachs schmuck
140k / year
26
>>
>>731090296
>Toys dealer at Toys-R-Us
>7.25 an hour
>42
>>
>>731091555
Web dev reporting
55k
24y/o
>>
>>731090296
>Junior consultant
>59k
>24
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Military Recruiter
65k
>>
>>731096506
I know machinists, electricians, maintenance and IT techs making over 60I - low 100k with little OT and a technical degree and maybe certifications. The pay depends on experience, certs and OT. But most start at 50k a year and goes from there. 50K is base pay.
>>
Electrical Apprentice
14$/hour. 37,5 hours a week
20
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>>731097797
If something does happen, it's probably around 3-6 forms. I've only had an accident occur under my watch once. I brief the workers daily before they commence work, if you know how to talk and to convey your seriousness with safe work practice, accidents should not happen.

The day the accident occurred, a brand new apprentice had scratched his leg on a piece of steel that he was carrying and bled a lot. If plant personnel hadn't been walking around at the time, I would have been able to keep it under wraps and not have any forms since the injury was so minor.

To get this job, I got some OSHA certifications online through 360training.com and then applied to industrial companies. I took the OSHA 30, 10 hour and the HAZWOPPER for chemical spills.
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>>731097956

What level? What do you do there?
>>
>Budtender
>12.50/hr
>22
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>>731090296
>>731090296


>IT,

>$55,000

>23
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>>731090296
"chef" at Wendy's

Chef at Ruth's Chris
$22.50
25
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>>731097803
sorry bro he couldn't respond he had to work
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>>731098793
You have my envy, although,
> if you know how to talk
Maybe I'll stick to grueling with excel.
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>>731092921
I'm in NWA too...
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>>731098929
Structurer for hedge fund. I build computer models to allocate cash flow in a certain ways.
>>
>>731090296
CCTV faggot
12€ per hour
22
>>
>Wardrobe Stylist in contemporary fashion
>11.25/hr + commission
>20
>>
>>731099520

Fair enough. What is your job title?
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>>731090978
> Banned
>>
>right wing for an nhl team
>~1.9 mil
>22
>>
>>731090296
Amazon warehouse guy
$15
25
>>
>>731090296
>CIA
>?
>37
>>
>>731090296
CNA
$12.50/hr
26
>>
>>731099678
Senior computational analyst
>>
Asst. Professor
55k
27
>>
>>731094846
tbh he could do that himself most likely but his time is worth more programming.
>>
telescopic forklift operator $18.00 an hour , 33 years old
>>
>>731099832

What team?
>>
Tech support drone
$21 / hour
57
Clearly I have made some very bad choices in my life.
>>
>>731091555
>>731091571
>>731095234
>>731093015
>>731098131
Get gud guys.

>Full stack web dev
>$115k
>29
>>
>>731090296

IT Manager for a hedge fund.

$375,000

45

No college degree...your high school counselors lied to you.
>>
>YouTuber
>90k
>20
>>
Print shop production/finishing
$20.50/hr
30
>>
Corporate Pilot
$150k
25
>>
compliance analyst
nyc
60k

I dont think ill ever make enough to afford property in this area unless i want to buy property near niggers
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>>731091482
Masters or Bach?
>>
Coder
Last project sold for about $500,000 (Worked for about a month on it, you do that math)
The right side of 25

> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
>>731091324
you guys are way underpaid for the work you do
>>
>automotive quality engineer
>65k
>26
>>
>>731090296

IT support
$25/hour
29
>>
>>731100557
How do you start?
>>
Designer, 100k, 27
>>
Tech Support
14/hr
23

i ain't shit
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>>731099849
Thats true hell my friend been there
treat you like fucking livestock
>>
>>731091324
EMT-Basic
25.32
28
>>
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>>731100882

No shit /b/rother...real estate is STOOPID expensive. I have a friend that bought on UES and she paid like 2mil. It's ridiculous. What I pay in rent for one year could buy a house in a fly-over state. Which I don't so much mind because my salary off-sets that...BUT, we have to deal with all these fucking liberals and all these "homeless" asshats, like that one on 50th and 6th Ave with one leg that pisses in a cup and then threatens to throw it at you if you don't give him money
>>
>>731092643
End your life please
>>
Teacher
$74k
27
>>
>>731093208
2 DOLLARS AN HOUR?
>>
>>731090296
>hotel receptionist
>10 euro moneys a day
>28
>>
WELDER .... $89,000 yr
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>>731090296
I'm a tarot reader. I do readings on a little folding table on the street.

On an average day I'll do a 14 hour shift and make $30-$40. Fortunately sitting in the sun and smoking my pipe while I wait for punters isn't hard work.

I'm 48.
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>>731090296
Expediter at Waffle House
9 an hour
18
>>
>>731091324
>Paramedic
>$16.85 hour
>>731101229
>underpaid

are you fucking kidding me? They sit around wathing TV 75% of the time and go to work IF there's a call.
>>
>>731090296
>chef at McDonald's
>9 tendies and a half an hour
>58
>>
>>731101745
I'm about to go study into that, is it hard? Can you gimme some pointers about it? I'm not knowledgeable about anything but am pretty fast at learning and am quite comfortable with computers
>>
>Inspection officer for local government (Council).
>$75k per year
>24
>>
>>731095938
Commie
>>
I work with medical informatics in many capacities

~225k/year

35
>>
>>731095969
Almost as good as having a master's in art school
>>
>>731096081
nice. what consulting field?

lawyer. 44. 160-240k/year depends. Not an asshole provide pro bono legal advice and discount my bills for nice people. Be nice to your lawyer.
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>>731090296
>State you're job, salary, and age
>State you're job
>State you're
>you're

you don't deserve better anyway
>>
>>731104320
Tell that to Tosin Abasi, he mastered that Physical Education song so fucking well
>>
>>731097822
"artist" lol
>>
>>731099285
Not bad
>>
>>731104814
>thatsthejoke.png
>>
31
Bariatric surgeon
410k a year
>>
Hospital pharmacist
100k/yr
32

I just started like 5 months ago, with a few years of experience and a specialization certificate or two I can easily get up to 150k/yr or more
>>
>>731105040
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>
Owner of digital marketing company
125k and rising
27, 28 in may
>>
30

army engineer

105k
>>
>>731090296

>Call center employee
>9.25/hr
>22

The people who call in are frequently of below average intelligence. I'm amazed how few people understand how a credit card work, what fees they have, and who specifically don't understand interest.
>>
>>731099832
Lol I know who this is. Canada represent
>>
>>731090296
>General manager at a resort + contract as ISO9001 consultant
>$8.37 both contracts combined
>29

Fuck...
>>
>>731105252
Hey somebody has to ds it, you can chose to no believe me but it's a legit job and that's how much I get paid
>>
>Burger constructor
>8.90$ an hour
>84
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>>731093208
PVT-P Artillery Command Systems Operator AU Army
$31.25
22
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>>731091757
if you dont own it, dont spend it.
asshole
>>
>>731103798
there's always a call, you twat
sometimes quite too many
it can be really overwhelming more than often
>>
>>731105813
Good career. My brother is that as well.
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>>731105505
Sure faggot
>>
Taco dealer.
about 18$ per hour
31
>>
>CNA
>13\hr and excessive overtime
>26
>>
>>731104459
what do you specialize in? bankruptcy? injury? etc.?
>>
I feel like OP is waiting for something crazy like "director" or "actor" because that's all I was looking for
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>>731092706
What retail store pays you $85k/yr?
I'm gonna assume dollars?
but even converted into the queens finest british pounds thats like £65k/yr?
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>>731099650
You work on commission right? BIG MISTAKE **Snaps fingers on ur face**
>>
taco bell shift lead
15/hr
21
>>
>>731105505
you can't even spell and you expect us to believe that with hardly any experience you make that much
4 years undergrad
4 years med
3-4 years residency
24+4+4=32 years old fresh
you are a lying degenerate
>>
office job
42k
28
>>
High-rise window washer
$18/hr
19
>>
Corporate Finance
$100k including bonus
29
>>
>>731105040
you haven't even finished residency at that age filth
>>
>>731105427
>tfw interest is 6.5% and they think that means interest is 6.5% per month
>>
>>731103442
$2 per hour 24/7
>>
>>731105460
thats why you need to own the resort
>>
>Gas Station Cashier
>$7.50/hr
>24
>>
>2nd year IT apprentice
>$11.51 an hour
>18
>>
>Sales executive for Nestlé in third world country.
>120k a year
>27
>>
>Service at Michelin star Restaurant

>11,75€

>18
>>
Niggerbutler@Olivegarten
9.00 per hour + wite boi tippz
>>
>>731109566
It sucks sometimes, but I guess my dubs means it might not be that bad, for the moment.
>>
Tech Lead
$150K
30
>>
>own a irrigation company

>127k last year

>34
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>>731092051
tfw you work as a 175-200k and your salary is insurance fag
>>
Educational Facilities Penis Inspector
$12/hr
44
>>
CEO of graphic design firm, business pulled in 1.2 million last year, and I took home 400k. Have two other members of staff. All work from home.

23
>>
Self employed
24
varies/month
$240,000 networth
>>
>>731093015
Which country, lol?

>BJ dealer
>6.50eur/h
>27

no education feelsbadman
>>
>>73110054
Going for it. Taught myself 2 years ago and now I do Web Applications development. The title is Software Engineer but I think my lead developer was just helping me build my resume
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