sup /b/ I'm here because I just confessed my most fucked

literally just say "lol did you think id actually do that? that shits messed, its just a joke."

>>731084081
Kek, doubt this is OC.

>>731084226
something along the lines of this anyways

>>731084081
"Are you still freaked out? Lol, I guess it worked."

>>731084226
dude she's smarter than that and i'm a fucking weird dude and honestly as fucked as it sounds if you actually knew me and saw what I loooked like, this is something people would speculate i might actually do if they heard me say it joking or not....

kill her now before she tells someone

>>731084480
just try it. if shes your friend, she must like you a bit.

>>731084081
carry on until it becomes so obscene that she'll have to think its a joke

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>>731084540
honestly that's what i'm thinking dude i'm freaking out because now no matter how many times i message her she just reads it and isn't responding to me.... like what the fuck /b/ what the fuck do i do i'm freaking out and i'm about to put my head throught he fucking wall

>>731084081
>confessing most fucked up secret over text
God fucking damn this generation is fucked

>>731084692
uh i kinda fucked that up dude she knows i'm serious now because i'm a fucking idiot dumb fuck and i fucking sold myself out by making it known that i'm seriously upset about this and i've called like 10 times and she's ignoring me because she knows that i'm fucking off my rocker now and i am fucking losing it

>>731084081
First off, if you did something like this, why would you ever tell anyone? Like holy shit you deserve what's coming your way.

>>731085205
because i fuckin loved this girl and she made me think i could trust her but obviously that's not true and now i have punched wholes in my wall, i'm basically having a panic attack while i'm writing this and i have been punching myself in the fucking face over and over again, i wanna fucking kill myself and her now

>>731085039
fuck you dude go fucking kill yourself if your not gonna help me you fucking idiot sack of shit waste of fucking space this is serious fucking shit i'm about to go postal

>>731085183
Do you smoke meth?
You sound like you're on meth.

>>731085183
ok, im honestly gonna tell you how to fix it; be like "I'm not the greasy strangler"

then be like oh shit, wrong person... damn at least you know im spoofing a film now

>>731085691
See >>731085012

>>731084081
>2017
>trusting women
>trusting anyone
>being a degenerate that fucks around in childrens playgrounds

tbh I hope you go to jail because you are a dumb fuck all around

>>731085669
actually i do smoke from time to time but when i don't have that i take adderall, i'm in college with this girl and i don't think i have a lot of time to find and fucking set her straight before she tells somebody and if she tells somebody before i get a chance to shut her up i guess i'm gonna be on the fucking news tonight

obvious bait is obvious

>>731085874
What are you doing to do? Oink at her you weird mother fucker. Everything about you is garbage in its purest form. She's probably already called all of her closest girlfriends hahahaha

>>731086183
you're a fuckin retard dude this is REAL FUCKING SHIT, i need some help fast or i'm gonna make my own decision and i don't think anybody here wants me to do that

>>731086280
Just kill her and then yourself. 1 Step for man 1 leap for mankind

>>731086200
fuck you you fuckig faggot i know what i'm gonna do now , none of you fucking faggots actually help me out so fuck /b/ , fuck all you fucking idiots, i knw exactly what to do and i shouldve done it before askin you faggots for help

>>731086280
go back in time and don't do something so obviously retarded. seriously how have you even lived this long being as fucking dumb as you are?

>>731085633
say haha get pranked then pretend like nothing happened then
put the phone down and go do some shit
you have to play it cool

>>731086373
finally some real advice

>>731086521
its too late for that i have already left her voicemails where u can hear me fucking freaking out she KNOWS ITS REAL

>>731086485
>we're idiots
>coming from a pervert who gets off on creeping out kids
>can't even keep it to himself

gtfo fetishits

OP you are a risk to children and maybe it's better if you ended it all

>>731086485
if you couldnt figure out how to fix it to begin with youre retrded anyways bro fucking loser degenerate

>>731084081
no, dont kill you friend, kill yourself you sick fuck. your story made me fuckking want to throw up

>>731086646
Is your name Sam? Have a friend named Sam who is a weirdo who absolutely panics at every little thing.

>>731086687
fuck off, you're gonna see me on the news tonight faggots

hell is coming

literally slit your wrists and say you were depressed or shoot up a school

>>731086646
call again and say
"get memed on kid"
thats all
then go do some shit
pretend it was all an act
do you like my autistic writing style?

>>731085874
Dude legit, straight after you should of just been like "Lol can't believe you actually think I would do that" or something to that effect. But since you didn't, you deserve your fate

>>731086280
>>731086280

Make you own decision then stop being a pussy.

Make sure to rub burger grease all over your body before killing her though faggot.

>>731086823
my name is mark pickard and you're gonna fucking remember my name you fucking faggot

skyler mcdonald i fucking hate your whore guts and they're gonna be all over your fucking bathroom walls tonight you fucking whore

OP DONE FUCKED UUUUUUUPPPPPP

>>731086836
more like autism is coming. wow you're gonna kill some girl who is rightfully frightened by you and then kill yourself. Not even original, a million beta fags have done this shit.

>>731086963

Seriously though fake/10

>>731084081
this can't be real

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I think you should suck a log of shit from Andy asixx's asshole

>>731087025
no this is my fucking DAY motherfucker this is the day ive been waiting for my entire life, to show the world what i really am and unleash my fucking evil upon your weak fuckin pussy minds

today, a life time of pain and torment will be unleashed

Send jk

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>>731084081

>>731087207

LOL what are you, like 8? Isn't it bast your bed time kiddo?

>>731087308
no but it's about 13 minutes until 8 and that's when my manhunt for this fucking cunt begins.

http://www.wikihow.com/Disappear-Completely

its the onlything besides suicide you can do

>>731087207
*teleports behind you*

can to you tell us what city so we can look for new articles

>>731087479
what college you go to? I mean since you are going to prison or dying anyways

>>731087674
>>731087626
fr this shit happens all the time it might not even hit national news

>>731087737
yeah if we new the city we can look for local news

>>731087626
>>731087674
university of texas in austin, remember it, i dont think she knows whats about to happen to her and i dont think anyone will find out until a few days from now if i play my cards right so i'll be off campus

>>731087841
i'm off to search for this bitch, if she's not in her dorm then i know exactly where to find her but i have to get her back into her dorm if i'm gonna do this right

post pic of u with timestamp and pic of girl?

someone screencap this shit lol

>>731088809
I don't feel like calling them so if someone else wants to go ahead

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>>731088258
Holy shit OP calm down.

>>731088891
how do you call the cops in an other town?

>>731085012
You ruined it by freaking out

>>731089374
they have their number in the message. the 512 number. idk how to reach 911 in other towns though.

>>731089374
>call
>Hey is this austin police?
no
>oh sorry wrong number

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is op acoustic?

Don't kill her yet, please. I haven't had the chance to bang her yet. Just hold on a lil bit.

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>>731089549

>>731089508
>>731089549
i don't want to but i don't want someone to die sigh... if i was studing this would be my problem

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>>731086963

Is someone screenshotting this?

>>731084081
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

op post your face with timestamp

>>731088809
i called them.
"hey so i was browsing 4chan and this man named mark pickard claims he is going to kill someone named skyler macdonald....i don't know if this is real....but if it is someone could die..so yeah..its up to you guys now, i did what i could

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lmaoooo what the actual fuck

>>731090400
what did they say

>>731090400
Good, it's one of those things where it's probably fake but you never know. Not worth the risk.

>>731090586
it was a voicemail.

>call them
>get voice
>say that
>hang up

>>731085487
Yup. You're a retarded motherfucker for sure.

>>731090820
>call them
>"mark is going to kill skyler"
"what? hello you reached 911"
>"y-you too"
>hang up

>>731090820
Didn't realise crime stopped at 8pm wow. I'd feel super safe if I lived in that town.

>>731090586

They said they'd already received several reports, that they'd looked the girl up and offered her an officer to get her some where safe. Then they put out an alert to watch for the guy and open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

>>731086280
I think everybody here wants that. Seriously, how fucked up and retarded are you to think that asking /b/ for help is a good idea?

>>731090586
bump, this is just getting good

>>731091017
to be fair i did call the non emergeany

>>731086963
The only way to make this not beta and gay is to lather yourself in lard and murder her in a playground. Glory will be achieved when children stumble upon you masturbating with her guts tomorrow morning

>>731091718
*i called the non emergeancy number.
if called 911 id just get me the cops in my town

>>731091823
Ah fair enough then

>>731090400
Fuck you. Go home you faggot white knight normie motherfucker

>>731085669
Kek

>>731084081
Blame the Chan

>>731091751
nah it, be worse.
>weird pedo goes apeshit after some girl ignores him for being a weird pedo.
>masturbates with her guts in public

do you guys really fucking believe this lol
a nugget half way out his ass, dude anything he said after that was total fuckin bogus bullshit to bait u fuckin retarded ass motherfucking roodypoo dumbfucks

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>>731085487
>Autismo

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>>731085633
Niggie, you're burnt.

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>>731092013
i am home

>>731092046
Positive reinforcement is usually a better way to get crazy pedo meth fiends to kill their friends and ruin their lives though.

>>731092083
yeah but better safe than sorry. there was that faggot who I believe was a europoor on here like a month ago who killed a kid and a fat lady and a lot of people thought it was fake at first.

>>731092308
links?

>>731085012
Please post a pic of yourself. I need to put a picture to that

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Opie after a fun night

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>>731092233
Maximum kek

>could just commit suicide
>or maybe just runaway
>instead murders someone cause retard

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>>731084081

OP ACTUALLY KILLED HIMSELF ITS ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW THE GIRL IS SAFE

HOLY FUCK

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>>731092233
kek

>>731092879
link?

>>731092879
SAUCE!!!!!???

Holy fuck!!

>>731092372
google marcel hesse

dude was going to commit suicide but pussied out so he started sending his friend (the OP that posted about it) pics with blood all over him and you could actually see the kids body in the background just barely and it turned out it was totally legit.

>>731092879
link it then you fucking faggot

>>731092879
>all caps so it must be true

link or ur gey

>>731092879
>>731093014
seconded link pls

>>731092957
google marcel hesse /b/ros the link will pop up

>>731093214
not that i want the link that op killed himself

>>731093214
that was forever ago and not related to this faggot

>>731093214
That's old you fag!
We want this >>731092879 !!!

>>731093214
Hesse was the europoor who killed a kid like a month or two ago. this has nothing to do with that.

Mark Pickard is not fuckin dead, he was arrested before he even got to Skyler Mcdonald's dorm, go to Austin texas police dept. twitter they have live pictures being uploaded of the incident

good job /b/ whoever caled the cops did good and saved this girl

>>731093487
nice another life saved, thats what we are all about on /b/

link

>>731093487
I looked and didn't find shit, embed link or something please.

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>>731093487
i took a screenshot

>>731093819
trollolol fag

>>731093487
Fake shit

>>731093487
idk what twitter account you are on but I am on the verified austin police dept twitter and I am not seeing shit about it.

thread had potential
all wasted

>>731093934
ya got me

god damn fake news.

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>>731093969

I can feel it coming in the air tonight
I've been waiting for this moment all my life

fake as fuck

has OP stopped replying?

>>731094120
think so

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it's me, mark

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Mark has done it, he killed her. Police are on scene right now.

>Pic related, its offical police evidence photos.

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>>731094186
fuck you

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>>731094161
oh hi mark

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found a pic of OP

>>731094456
you have all been trolled. -OP

>where were you when the assnugget killer was born

>>731094563
prove you are op

>>731094644
i like to stick nuggets in my ass and grease myself in burger grease while i wait for children in the mcdonalds playplace, what moreproof u need BOIIII

>>731094779
a screenshot of all the (you)s

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>>731086963
Mark just kill yourself.

I want OP to stick nuggets in my ass

>>731086963
ooh hang yourself with her intestines that would be neato

>>731095013
how much can they take though

>>731095093
>>731095013
how much weight that is

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>>731087544
underrated post
i kekd

>>731095093
anyone know the young odulus of intestine?

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>>731095013
Kek

>>731092308
Don't forget suicidal german teen kid murderer.

That was a hoot.

More than you weigh

>>731084081
Do an hero, and remember to stream it

I'm at a mcdonalds right now, reading this thread and trying not to crack up laughing while i wait for my bigmacs, kek.

>>731095562
check the ballpits anon

>>731095321
yeah Marcel Hesse that's who I was talking about.

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>>731094161

>>731088809
I kinda regret sending this now because I used my real facebook and I don't like talking to police

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>>731084081
HERO

>>731095562
>do what op did'
> tell close female friend
>go apeshit
>??????????
>profit

>>731095807
Phone was bait... holy shit it all makes sense.

>>731095845
Kekekekek

>i called some detechtive for this

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>>731096386
>tfw they arrest OP who was just some lanky kid baiting anons

>>731089598
KEK

>>731091220
KEK HERO FOUND 88!!!!!!!!!!!

>>731096551
after Hesse I don't wanna take chances which is why I reported it. If he was trolling he should have admitted to it like an hour ago.

>>731092233
this dub dub is hero

Reporting in just in case this becomes something