can we get a neoclassical hotties thread going? post hot women in art (non photography)
>pic very related :^)
bump
>>731078586
Only 2?
>>731079563
gaaaay
>>731079563
Is this a trap thread?
>>731079766
not explusively but since there isn't that much material i guess i could allow it.
>the redhead in pic related tho
>>731078586
Finally!
>>731080235
nipslip
>>731080235
pretty!
also can anyone source this one? i could only find some guy selling prints with watermarks
>inb4 insecure ignorant to history,social and classical culture fags make comments about penis.
Assassins Creed 2 collecting the art to put in the gallery for the villa gave me many boners. Lots of nude women on that.
I loved the AC2 trilogy. Ezio Auditore's life story was the real high point of the series. It's gone downhill since it ended.
>>731081074
Artist is Andrew Loomis, not sure of name
Yeah, Lady Hamilton is my long dead 18th century waifu
>>731081523
How callipygian
>>731081565
thanks. I'm glad someone else appreciates art qts. i was afraid there would be no thread
This appears to be dying so this will probably be my last post. Thanks for contributing, anons.
>>731083372
fucking saved!
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>>731083545
you are legend
>>731078586
>>731083660
thanks
>>731083665
we posting lolis now?
>>731081218
Everybody knows europoors got baby dicks
More gothic, but still beautiful
>>731084306
kek
baby jesus is high as a kite. mary does look pretty hot in this one though
>>731078586
This is a good thread. Shame i have nothing to share. bump
>>731084893
thanks. i'm glad there are others who dig this. plus art is cool anyway...
>>731084893
I'm out too, all my other art stuff is on my shity laptop
>>731083372
They had such an appreciation for good ass
>>731085588
because it's beautiful
no homo
does this count as cripple porn?
This was a fetish of mine I didn't know anyone else had
>>731087369
the biggest drawback is the lack of quality stuff out there. Pic in the op is the best i've found (for my taste anyway)
Always liked this little figure
Cool thread glad that there's stuff like this on /b/ besides nude leaks and trap threads
>>731087849
You beat me to it lol
>>731087657
Fair enough.
Thankfully, for me, there are so many pictures of women bathing at brooks.
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>>731088412
kek. nice
>>731084821
Source?
I like nymphs
>>731089078
idk exactly. found it earlier today just by googling. try reverse image search on it.
>>731084306
This one is in the main gallery of my city!
>>731078586
99% of these aren't neoclassical, but 100% of them are hotties; proceed
>>731090561
you don't think this is neoclassical>>731089727
??
>>731091108
Those preraphelites knew what was up
>>731091108
neoclassical is an era not a description
No Lady Godiva?
Pro tip: google emily ratajkowski lady godiva
>>731091672
google description wrong, its basically art that looks Grecian that was made from the 1600s to the mid 1800s
>>731078586
Got some photos I took at Houston museum of fine art 2 weeks ago
>Gabriel
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>>731091897
>The Parthenon
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>>731089727
I've always liked Giger
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>>731091814
i dated a girl who was an art history major, typical bitch who cared more about correct definitions rather than the beauty of the art and the feelings they convey. I honestly don't give a shit who made it and when, as long as it makes me feel.
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>>731092198
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>>731091814
i guess i know nothing about art history
>>731091782
great tip
>>731092064
fuck that's hot
thank you all for contributing! i'm so sick of the typical shit on /b/, let's have more of this stuff in the future, yea?
>>731092292
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>>731092385
>dick girls
>tit milking
>non-human
>self-fucking
/d/-worthy
>>731092409
say what u want bud, I don't really care, not trying to be a dick and say "haha im right you're wrong" so you don't have to be one either.
>>731092537
I'd live in this era
>>731081523
Those are the Charites, not the Muses
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>>731092622
I didn't mean anything by it. And you didn't come across as a dick. I was just stating that I actually know very little about art history. No sarcasm.
>>731092832
wow women were fat as fuck back then
>>731084004
"Everybody", thats a weird name for your mother.
>>731092539
>being this retarded
/b worthy
>>731081523
I really like the proportion of those angelic noses: high bridge, long, straight ridge.
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>>731093630
>tfw no painting angel gf
>>731092409
>thank you all for contributing! i'm so sick of the typical shit on /b/, let's have more of this stuff in the future, yea?
this
>>731093630
They all look the same. I think the artist was obsessed with some woman who rebuked him. He's a creepy-ass stalker type who painted her face two dozen times.
When I was a kid I had a big crush on John William Waterhouse muses. That's why I also had a "celebrity crush" on Bella Thorne before her crack whore phase, she kinda looked like them. Such a shame.
Not a great era for babes. I assume the more affluent ladies were fatter than the laborers and domestic help.
>>731094496
I feel you on both counts.
Bella Thorne might be a crackslut now, but Waterhouse's Nymphs will forever be beautiful and pure
2D > 3DPD
>>731094580
Too chubby for me.
>>731094580
yea, this -> >>731091613
is what i like to imagine typical bodies were like because of daily labor, but they probably weren't pale and had sticks and mud in their hair all the time too.
>>731094607
Wonder where William got his inspiration for them, they all looked more or less the same. He was a based man.
Le Pen
>>731095076
>Wonder where William got his inspiration for them, they all looked more or less the same
Artists like clinging to one muse IRL. See, Dante and Beatrice.
I bet she was an IRL cutie he couldn't have.
A LOT OF THIS ISN'T EVEN NEOCLASSICAL WHAT THE FUCK
>>731095053
I am sure they considered chubby women to be the most beautiful and healthy looking. Meanwhile, the poor chamber maid who ran her ass off 24/7 was tight as a drum no doubt.
>>731095258
VIVE LE PEN!
>>731095578
What a qt.
Who's the artist?
Here is my little collection of old school qts
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>>731088412
You would not believe how long I've been looking for this.
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>>731095548
That's a dude.
>>731081218
>trap thread shitposters throughout history.
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>>731095747
Henry Meynell Rheam
>>731095881
The end
>>731095572
yea so I didn't really mean to limit it to neoclassical. I just wanted hotties in good art.
>>731095578
yea you're probably right
>>731095695
Real sculpture
>>731095915
I'd ream that meido if you know what I mean
>>731095834
Those are some very modern muscle tones for a neo-classical painting. Back then, girls this thin were considered ugly. This could be a time travel example. Also her eyes are way to dominant for a neo-classical, plump and submissive model.
>>731087987
thicc
>>731095982
Her chin doesn't jut out like that. I wish I could find some images of her when she was younger. She seems like she could have been a real fire starter.
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>>731087987
That's an ancient and I mean ancient goddess statue from back when god was a woman.
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>>731092849
holy shit based anon, I misread that 'i' as a 'u', my bad man
>>731096492
>ancient_-b-_convinces_anon_to_do_no_fap_challenge
>>731096277
It was made by the master Herbert James Draper himself, google him if you want to know more about his style
>>731081218
hahaha i bet they were shitposting back then too.
>>731096425
Last one. Such a shame I can't find this in higher definition, love the color pallets of it.
>>731096621
oh. lol it's ok anon
>>731096930
strong finish. thanks for contributing
>>731096876
Look up the graffiti found in Pompeii.
>>731096834
Favorite from him
>>731086188
Amazing
does this count
>>731097319
>seaweed diet
>>731097041
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophelia
Ophelia did nothing wrong.
>>731092832
M'empereur
*Tips chapeau*
>>731098008
Sauce? Jesus Christ my dick.
Also, pre-modern /ss/
>>731097158
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
>>731098119
more /ss/
>>731096834
thanks for turning me to his art. He's got great stuff.
>>731087987
OP here. Let's do this again sometime. We need to have better threads on /b/.
I'll stick around but at this point I think I'm done looking up more paintings. I have an early class tomorrow morning so I'll have to go to bed soon. Godspeed anons!
>>731078586
I dunno why but looking at the thumb I that it was a LARPer dressed as a wizard walking in on an orgy.
>>731101274
no, but that's my other fetish ;)
>>731081565
she had a pretty neat life story, literally came from nowhere and got famous then she was lord nelson's fuck for a while. her life was celebrity af
>>731087174
what the fuck is wrong with her face?
>>731102703
Autism, probably.
But actually it's probably because it was made over 2 thousand years ago and maybe the artist didn't have the budget to start again? Or maybe he had a deadline? Idk, but the sculpture is considered a masterpiece.