Waifu claiming thread: Wut edition
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, non-sexualised content
>most important: Go to church you degenerates
hello hello I love all of you <3 <3 <3
Claimed
Why wouldn't you want to be janitor of a giant cesspool of piss?
claimed
Ranko and Anastasia
Well thats something that hasnt happened in a long time.
>>731075920 Kanna
Its neen a nice morning so far.
>>731075999 Karen
Should still save that as Advice Karen.
>>731075897
What is it? >>731075920
Nah. Set missions that are always there. It's easy at first but this is the last one and I'll want at least a tier 7 td to do this 1 >>731076037
Read the mango. Might have more>>731076433
U only get one
claimed best girl
>>731076481
are you well, friend?
>>731076254
Pic is too true.
>>731076349
Sup.
>>731076374
Hello you.
>>731076466
>lewd dubs
wew lad
>>731076481
hi
Guess we'll have to wait for everyone else to get here.
>>731076349
Shut up Karen.
>>731076349
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>731076466
So is that. The fuck.
>>731076464
>>731076465
>>731076467
>>731076468
cuck's shift at wendy's is over
kek
>>731076579
I'm eh. Pleasant suprise seeing mash though
Claimed
Claim
>>731075556
What
>>731075888
Hi
Bad
Nice trips by the way
>>731075892
:)
>>731076826
I saw them but didn't have a chance to say anything! do they seem well?
>>731076696
>>731076466
Do you like the powah?
>>731076466
It's saved, I guess I'll put it as advice Karen
>>731076600
Ohayo dess, new poster?
>>731076722
Baby please you know it's not like that
>>731077194
:thinking:
I was going to edit my post in one big go and transfer it but after I got done I figured it's just better to restart.
>>731076349
Hi Karen.
>>731076367
Hey Love-anon. So what about you, how have you been the past couple weeks?
>>731076400
Sounds unsanitary.
>>731076481
oh, that's pretty good then. I would compare it to Call of Duty but I'm not so sure that's an accurate comparison.
You'll do it easy though. You're good at that game. Any specific tier 7 picked out or just going with a random tank destroyer?
>>731076600
Hi again Noodle.
>>731076837
Hi Tomoyo.
>>731076837
hi
:(
>>731076349
She makes me laugh.
>>731075912 (tomo)
It is still fun to try and whined you up
>>731075920 (dragon lolli)
Yeh I had to change the lock on my grans front dour cos I'm a qualified locksmith, in fairness I should have done it sooner I did make the lock so it would work with pre existing keys. What was the bad dissension?
>>731076078
Hello nice fish
I have returned.
>>731077342
>
>>731077293
I'm doing my best <3 don't worry about me! what's been going on that was keeping you down?
>>731077243
You never talk to me outside of dms anymore bby uwu
>>731077341
Welcome back.
>>731077243
Nope, been here for a while now.
>>731077293
What's up, man?
>>731077341
Welcome back.
Tomo pls.
gardy
Shitty rules, shitty bake
>>731076572
Why her?
>>731077293
Hi
>>731077296
Hi
Why sad face?
>>731077187
Ah thats a shame. Yes the seem happy with their work. I hope they come back so I can hit on them
>>731077293
Well my british wont do it easily until 8 but if I go to the swedish tier 6 I have research it could do it at 7 I think.
>>731077321
Then wind me up
>>731077342
Course
>>731077552
Hm?
>>731076696
What do you want nigger
>>731077293
Hello dess
>>731077302
She makes me happy
Who is your waifu?
>>731077690
Syndra's rules are pretty garbo
>>731077552
Oh wow dess, for how long? I must have missed you a lot
>>731077424
Isn't that enough tho bby
>>731077552
Noodle, I had no clue what I was getting at before.
>>731077549
Thanks how are you?
>>731077293
Hello Little Dragon Loli
>>731076254
Previous: >>731069681
>>731077849
>most important: Go to church you degenerates
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
Pure autism. Kyouko's rules are best
>>731077932
It's a personal touch to the rules dess, as long as the core points are there I don't see the problem
>>731078021
You can add a personal touch without being retarded
>>731077849
To talk to my bb.
What's up?
>>731077243
What powah?
>>731077849
>>731077690
Heres my template
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>731078078
what was so bad about these things? sounds like harmless jokes to me?
>>731078180
Politics and abortion just lead to a shouting match, and he actually believes that people should go to church
>>731077690
yes let's drink sometime friend <3
>>731077818
congrats <3 I hope you get the opportunity to hit on your friend again sometime
Chen was right.
You guys are fucking boring.
>>731076254
I dont wana go to church haven't been in years, Mormons are insane.
>>731078145
I just copypasta last thread im not creative.
Any metal music people in here? Should I listen to Periphery?
>>731077818
Hi.
>>731077849
Since the middle of Spring Break.
>>731077858
Ok then, danks for the drink.
>mom
>>731078256
Oh no, I made a joke about politics and abortion. Help us all.
You should go to church though.
>>731077775
hi
I am
>>731077321
Ah, well that doesn't sound too bad. I'm sure she appreciated it though, that was nice of you. Isn't making a lock work with pre-existing keys not a good idea? Of course, I'm not a qualified locksmith, so I could be like completely wrong. Sorry if I sound stupid.
Bad decision was not following Miss Juvia's orders. I made her really mad, and she's really disappointed in me. I don't know what she'll do.
>>731077341
Glad to have you back.
>>731077342
lewd implications
>>731077409
Thanks for at least doing your best. I'm really glad to hear that.
It's hard not to worry about you, or anyone really. I just want everyone to be happy.
I just made a bad decision regarding Miss Juvia's orders, so she's really mad at me. It feels really bad. That's really it.
>>731077552
Nothing, really. Was going to play a game or something today but I don't even feel like that. Just here, I guess.
>>731077775
How are you? Doing well?
>>731077818
That sounds like a good plan. Close to getting to tier 7 on the swedish line or are you going to have to grind it up?
>>731077849
How are you doing today? Well, I hope?
>>731077858
Hello yourself! How goes your day? Also, that's a good picture.
>>731078145
Hi Rory. Doing well?
>>731077293
Kanna brought me weeks of joyful relaxation. It helped balance out my adrenaline pumped excitement from Tanya-chan.
>>731077849
Urabe Mikoto.
>>731077858
I am well.
>>731078374
Considering the volatility of politics at the moment, especially in your own country, I fail to see how it's a funny joke
Fuck off with your church shit
>>731078418
Hi
Why?
>>731078427
Not really
What about yourself? How are you?
>>731078145
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Heh, I like that.
>>731077849
>isnt that enough
oh
Sorry then
>>731078427
that's okay, it's okay <3 you can't make everyone happy all of the time. I'm sure it's all okay.
>>731078283
Thank you I hope you get to do something similar
>>731078337
Hi
>>731078427
Its only like 30k xp. Depending on how much I focus it down should be cheap and I still have the discounts they gave for the line. Its like a 50 percent discount up to the tier 9
>>731078710
say " not there master ,that place is dirty "
>>731078427
Sounds like you're bored.
>>731078443
Nice gif.
>>731078768
Hey.
>>731078309
No idea who that is. Listen to Ayreon.
https://youtu.be/oFuMKdrzPqU
>>731078427
Its been an odd morning.
>>731078717
Thats a CC original.
>>731078858
Not there master, that place is dirty
>>731078876
Yeah hi
>>731078078
Retarded is an opinion dess
A joke to one person is an insult to another
>>731078081
Playing war thunder, studying during the day, playing in the night dess
Exams are close, too close.
I can smell them
What's new with you?
>>731078145
The powah to delet threads
Get that rush of destruction dess
Do you know professor kliq?
>>731078720
I'll talk to you wherever you want my dude
moogster is the og king
>>731078427
Yes dess, late at night, tired, games and thread
Comfy way to end the day
>>731078337
Sorry dess, I don't know when spring break is, nice to meet you though
>>731078427
Thank you, dragon replys are always long.
>>731078443
That is fantastic.
>>731078945
I will try it. As it turns out I tried a couple of Periphery tunes and so far so good. Really technical guitar work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBWURleQuLc
>>731078710
hi
life things you know
love things too
>>731078768
something similar in what way?
Anyone watch mecha?
>>731079605
Something you enjoy doing.
>>731078443
Does she have anything special about her, dess? A power or a trait?
>>731079096
mic ... :(
>>731077818
well I have tried sexual harassment
>>731078427
Don't be afraid of sounding stupid if you don't ask questions you can never learn. It is only silly if you are replacing a lock cos of people wanting to have a different set of keys like after a break in or after a messy break up if your just replacing it cos it got old and stiff it is no problem/ What did Juvia want you to do?
>>731079121
How was the thread deletion?
>>731079217
Spring Break was literally two weeks ago...
>>731079658
Nah, nah.
>>731079217
Are you sure uwu
>moogster is the og king
Lmao what my dude
>>731079669
oh! being here is something I enjoy, so that's already being taken care of.
>>731079217
I'm probably just being a cunt, as always. Later
>>731078945
This is some Progrock space odesy story telling like coheed and rush! Fantastic my friendo.
>>731079962
maybe but you're my favorite cunt!
>>731079799
I am sorry dess, we don't use that term here
>>731079826
Yes bby, always
I forgot to put "meme" in there, kek
>>731079962
No dess, you are protecting the thread and I love you for it
Enjoy your night
I don't feel well.
>>731078443
I'm glad to hear that. Sometimes relaxation is the best feeling in the world and sometimes you just want to get out and get excited, so it's nice that you found a balance.
>>731078710
I'm sorry that it's not going so well. Hopefully things look up soon for you.
Not doing to well myself, but I wasn't smart and put myself in this position. Maybe it'll improve, but I doubt it.
I don't think you want to talk about why you're not doing well, but if there's anything you want to talk about I'm open.
>>731078748
Thank for trying Love-anon. You're too nice.
I guess you can't make everyone happy all the time, but you can choose when to not make them angry, right? I just failed at that. And I really don't think it's all okay.
Let's talk about something else, I feeling like I'm just talking for pity at this point and I don't like that... Uh... have you cooked any crazy things since last time? Last time was a quiche, right?
>>731078768
That's not that much! You could knock that out easy.
Woah, they give out line discounts? That seems pretty strong. Do they ever go away? And that's a really good discount, jeez.
>>731078876
No, not bored. Worried, scared, and just not feeling all that well. Not to mine for pity. Just feel like going to sleep, or rather just passing time for a bit until I feel better. Not actually that tried.
>>731078945
Oh, why's that? Did something happen after you went drinking?
>>731079217
That sounds comfy indeed. Any particular game? Also if you're tired you should go to bed soon. They say staring at a the light from a computer screen makes it a lot harder to sleep. I don't know if that's true or not but I could see it.
>>731079327
Eheh, yeah, sorry. I could post a bunch of short replies but that would clog up the image count. I think it's better to do it all in one post so if someone doesn't like it they can just hide it all.
>>731079793
One sec, need to fit you into the next post... sorry!
>>731079793
Try something else then.
>>731079799
Fine.
>>731079941
I dont know. I really enjoy what I do
>>731080375
What kind of unwell?
>>731080418
scared and ill and uncomfortable
>>731079217
Sounds nice, but study more fam.
Not much, had one of my exams yesterday, dunno how it went yet. Don't want to get too stressed about it since I'm pretty sure it didn't go that well.
What about you?
>>731080399
Yeah its nothing. They did because of christmas and if you did missions they gave you discounts. Nope forever. The tank line came out around christmas it was nice of them
>>731080513
Oh. Why?
>>731080298
Who's mugi lul
>>731080489
just some stuff someone said to me
>>731080298
I like this guitar <3
>>731080375
what's wrong hon?
>>731080399
ah.. you're okay friend <3
I haven't had the ingredients or motivation to cook anything exciting recently. the last thing I ate was fried eggs and cottage cheese ;~;
>>731080418
that's good then! enjoy your time doing what you do!
>>731079793
Alright, sorry about that.
Eh, I'm stupid a lot of the time so it's more like a fair warning to people. That, and I find it hard to talk to people so I think it's better to just not ask a lot of the time.
Oh, I'm an idiot, sorry! I thought it was because of a break in or something but it was just from it breaking. My bad.
I just did something that she told me not to... I don't know if she would want someone to bother her with it so I don't think you should ask her, but I can't speak for her so do what you want. I don't really want to start drama so I'd rather not bring it up again. Sorry if you're mad.
Also one sec, posting this and then I'll start replying to everyone else.
>>731080727
Did they say "Joy Lane"?
>>731079217
I do not know.
>>731079327
They sound more prog than pure metal.
https://youtu.be/NM0YuJoP65M
>>731079989
Boy you have no idea.
>we 5 albums deep now
https://youtu.be/y_z4LTWvpOY
>>731080399
No, I fell asleep soon after my last post. Its 9:45 am right now and its been odd.
https://youtu.be/pUHQ89XIE1k
>>731080718
>>731080836
see
>>731080727
>>731080916
what
>>731080375
feel better, whats going on?
>>731080375
No worries, its just an observation that is all. Not a bad Idea whatsoever.
>>731080836
Im playing tanks
>>731079387
Hi
You want to talk about it?
>>731079718
No
>>731080399
What happened?
It doesn't matter about me
>>731080298
>W h a t ?
>>731080399
Sorry about that, I was feeling the same near the end of Spring Break myself. I think getting some rest and talking to others will help. We're here for you if you need us, man.
>>731080418
I was pretty confused myself. It didn't redtext me but was saying I couldn't post because the thread didn't exist.
>>731080489
>that face
>my pic
match made in heaven
>>731078945
Nice song man, is the album called "The Source"?
-Noodle
>>731080375
I'm sorry, Louise
>>731079706
Her drool is sweet and she's good with scissors.
>>731079799
Awwwww.....
>>731080375
What is wrong, friend?
>>731080399
Thanks.
>>731081141
I don't believe you.
>>731080993
It is going on my list of tunes to listen to I quite like it. I don't like dream theater. Its their drummer, he drives me up the walls for some reason.
>>731080727
If you dont want to talk about it thats cool, but if you want to I will listen.
>>731081004
well they're a mean person. don't listen to insults from people if all they want to do is hurt you.
>>731081022
I see I see! that sounds like a fun time.
>>731081252
Why have scissors if you're going to the beach?
-N
>>731081273
Okay, I'm not sorry. But I do feel bad about it.
I don't want you to feel sick.
gardevoir claimed
sorry for late claim, was eating dinner
GODDAMMIT SPIDERMAN!
>>731080697
Ehhh, I am going to do great on this exam dess, just the macroeconomics one I'm worired about, this one is finance
Philosophy is A+
I'll show you an email chain in a bit, kek
>>731081116
We don't use the term spring break here, dess
>>731080993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOHt5OcqwDg
>>731081252
Her drool is sweet, dess?
How did someone discover that?
>>731080836
And the guitar likes you!
>>731081252
>>731080727
>>731081350
well I cant talk too much, he's in the thread
>>731081361
problem being he doesn't JUST want that
>>731081518
i dont believe that either
>>731081106
hi
that's not a good idea
>>731081745
Demon coach.
>>731080418
Ummm.... your a weeb? well that was shit
>>731080909
You need to stop apologising so much you couldn't have known the reason I had to change the locks
>>731081745
What do you use then?
>>731082032
What?
>>731081785
I admit you're good at reading me.
I just read the msgs and they're pretty bad. I kind of lost my mind back there, I won't do it again.
>>731081379
There is always a need for scissors.
>>731081785
This is fair, If they go and you want to talk I am here.
>>731081268
Why sad face?
>>731081889
Hi
Why not?
>>731076254
>Hotaru hasn't been claimed yet
MFW
>>731081325
Whoa, that got me good.
>>731081379
Because she needs self defense from perverts. Including her boyfriend.
>>731081745
MC got curious and tasted it from her desk.
>>731082069
Yeh that was shit may be you should just send me more butt pic instead
>>731082213
hi
it makes me feel worse and never really helps
>>731082076
i dont think I trust you
>>731082134
Thank you, I appreciate it
>>731082134
>>731082262
OK then, that's weird.
>>731082305
I guess if you really want to.
i have returned
>>731081116
Yes indeed. 3 days since release.
>>731081350
>hating on Portnoy
Why though.
>>731081745
Not really what I like to listen to but Ill check it out when not at work.
>>731082262
>>731082560
Scissors are top tier.
>>731082638
Welcome back Shinobu.
>>731082594
>>731082638
See ya guys, I'm gonna go watch a movie.
>>731080718
Wow, that's pretty nice of them. I like it when companies do stuff like that. Makes it feel like they care about their game a little more.
>>731080727
Sorry that I missed you Louise, and sorry to hear that you're not feeling well. I hope that you start to feel better soon, okay? Best wishes.
>>731080836
Ah, that's no good! Well, more the no ingredients, the motivations is a little harder and understandable. I'm sorry to hear that though.
Fried eggs? I've never heard of that! But eggs are good, at least in small portions. And cottage cheese can be good too, at least if it's the right kind. That's a lot of dairy though! Don't overdo it, at least if you can help it.
>>731080993
Ah, my bad.
Wow, it's early for you! What's been odd about it for you? Err, if you don't want to talk about it or just don't feel like describing it that's fine too! Also, say hi to your dog for me, if that's not a weird request. Dogs are great and deserve a bunch of affection.
>>731081106
I don't really want to get into specifics but Miss Juvia told me not to do something and I must have forgot or just not listened or something and I ended up doing it. She's really mad at me now and I don't know what she'll do. Sorry if that's really vague.
No, it does matter about you. I might know how you feel, but maybe not. If you don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry.
Between you and Louise, a lot of people in this thread are sad, and that's not good. I would say cheer up but we both know that won't help...
Hope you feel better.
>>731081116
It's okay, not your fault. Not a good feeling though, so I'm sorry you had to feel it also.
I would rest but I just can't sleep, feels like my mind is racing and I can't stop it. Talking helps a bit though, but half of the people in here seem sad, so I don't think it's going to well, eheh. Thanks though, Noodle.
>>731081252
Thank you, too. For just being here, if nothing else.
>>731082735
Bye Noodle.
>>731082721
Awesome.
>>731082850
Sure thing man.
-N
>>731082032
Sorry. I do that a lot for some reason, even more so when I'm scared or don't know people well, or when I just want to be careful and don't want to make anyone mad.
Yeah, but I could have used some common sense, right? If your grandma had your house broken into it would be a pretty big thing and you probably would have commented on it, so I shouldn't have assumed a worse case scenario. Should have waited and asked for more information before drawing a conclusion.
Also, sorry but now the comment is too long again haha.
>>731082638
Welcome back. How are you?
>>731082732
hello again, had to go to the store, but was totally worth going outside cause i got a bigass tub of ice cream
>and some more donuts
>>731082539
I honestly care about you, and you can trust me with your life.
>>731082850
They give out premium and stuff too which is cool
>out of sad louises
>>731082850
It's okay, thank you Kana
It's good to see someone new like you on the thread
>>731083015
laughed/10
>>731082721
Hes just over technical in places it seems like it dosent fit to me. Its like listening to Chris Pennie play the drums. Are they good drummers? Yes but just really inapropriate for their music to me.
>>731082735
Later Noodle.
>>731082970
I want some ice cream...
Never mind, I got about 18 minutes.
>>731083148
I'm glad I could make you laugh. Please give me another chance...
>>731083152
come get some then
kXG676x waifus galore
This thread seems rather gloomy.
>>731082213
no mic :(
>>731083435
Thats alot of effort...
>>731083549
Hello Mai
>>731083610
Has been a shit day.