first you thing you ever masturbated to.Here is my first crush that i sometimes still masturbate to
Jasmin from Aladdin
I was like 7
>>731063006
kek
Ashlynn Brooke
>>731063006
i gotta say she got me a little bit hard back then
she made me a foot fag
You never forget your first.
>>731062701
what the fuck do I know...
I don't remember shit from that long ago...
Who do you think I am?
>>731066231
alzheimer's?
>>731066231
Kamina?
>>731062701
Too bad that retarded chink hit it
>>731063007
Christmas catalog lingerie. "Looking for toys." Good times.
>>731063007
Some bangbros clip of a girl getting fucked by two black cocks.
on a shitty dial tv
First waifu.
>>731066993
good times, pretty sure our vhs copy was worn there from the constant stopping and rewinding on those frames.
>>731063007
Oldfag spotted
>>731067370
goofy tits
Come on faggots keep posting nostalgic faps
Musta been the thought of boobs in my bathroom, can't post imagination.
>>731066840
Ancientfag detected.
You gotta be like 45 or something.
I liked the Olsen Twins before they were famous.
>>731062701
>>731067638
more like mid 30's probably
I'm 32 and remember this fap
>>731067666
satanic trips confirm that this edition of playboy is worth a shit load
Hot chocolate
>>731066707
What movie is that? I thought I knew most Leslie Nielsen movies, but I havent seen that one.
>>731067887
Repossessed
>>731067370
That's my pie
>>731062701
a couple guy in this thread I think will understand this pain
>>731067820
Blame it on Rio?
>>731067820
Sauce?
>>731067820
At the time she was considered really sexy.
Today? She just looks fat
>>731067959
Thanks! Gonna have a Leslie Nielsen evening then.
>>731068055
The struggle was real...
am I the only one who fucking doesn't remember what he first faped to?
>>731063007
My absolute nigger
>>731068268
That's so pro, he's even shaking off the air he pulled.
>>731062701
>>731063007
Mine was the Brand Names catalog, but yeah...same
>if there was no internet we wouldnt be having threads like this
>because of internet, kids of today will learn to fap to hc porn and skip all those underwear catalogues and nipple slips in tv we had to go through and thread like this are pointless to them
>we are the middle men of history
>>731068607
You sound like De Niro in Limitless talking about going to boring fundraisers and how we don't deserve to be ahead for no effort.
>>731068065
yes
>>731068184
see
>>731068065
>>731068226
I disagree
>>731065630
same team
Not yet fam...
>>731068607
>if there was no internet we wouldnt be having threads like this
Really
>>731062701
Catwoman.
INB4 Lola
Patti Mcguire it was the first time i saw playboy show actual Vag...had me whackin like a lil ol spider monkey
Ctrl f
No Phoebe Cates
Kirsten Dunst
Not even joking.
>>731068226
You're an idiot.
>>731069308
how tf
>>731068055
This is the best image I've ever seen. I was lucky to make out a tit.
Galaxy of Terror - maggot scene
https://youtu.be/byEFJDAQzS4?t=122
>>731068055
1 hand in the tv signal and the fappenig
>>731062701
>>731068607
Yeah, and those kids are gonna shit bricks when they have ED at 30 because the constant immersion in pussy has made them numb to it...
>>731068268
Thank you NFL
>>731069423
kek
>>731069400
He's a good looking boy.
>>731066933
sticc!
>>731063855
Whats so funny nigger
>>731067820
She's aged as well as mayonnaise in the sun.
>>731062701
TACKLEBERRY
The thought of fucking Stacey in the gym storage room
Fo real.
>>731068971
Daryl Hannah in the clan of the cave bear, especially the scene where she gets raped, mounted from behind while the whole clan watches, was lucky enough to get the vhs tape as a Xmas present
Barbara Eden
Yeah, I'm old feet fag
>>731070703
Gary Busey was hawt
>>731068537
Well, at least I was not the only one!
Pausing it when she jumps upside down to see her ass eating her thong.
>>731062701
The old NFL Blitz game's loading screens
Milla from first resident evil
>>731066933
what a menace
>>731070967
Thicc
The first time I jacked off it wasn't even to anything, it was because I saw You, Me and Dupree and there was a part where they caught Owen Wilson jerking off and I got curious and did it. Nothing even came out and I still didn't even fully comprehend sex at that point. The first thing I actively jerked off to was this video of Naruto fucking Bulma and Goku fucking Sakura that I originally found on LimeWire. https://www.xvideos.com/video266423/naruto_bleach_final_fantasy_x_x#_tabComments. I never had a chance at being normal.
>>731066046
Yo nigga, can I haz anymore of them pixels?
>>731062701
Some incest porn I can't find anymore
>>731062701
This picture in a magazine when i was 10.
>>731070703
You jerked off to Gary Busy? Damn.
>>731068537
sadly ya...
>>731069176
yes
>>731062701
A girl I danced with in 7th grade. Fucking dirty slut got me so hard dancing and making out and I caught a glimpse of her panties and ass when she bent over. Went home a fapped thinking about that slut, cuming for the first time was unexpected and a shockingly nice accident. This was just pre internet in a very small town so porno was not easily available.
>>731070967
yes!
>>731068971
My first jerk off too anon, but I had a trading card with her on it wearing a top and shorts, something similar to photo related, hnnngg
>>731071190
Okay... but just one.
>>731062701
Some kind of toga orgy porn.
>>731068211
>>731063007
Ha fucking this. See the shear panties and bras used to send me over the edge. Miss 80's hairy pussy
>>731071090
2002 - Resident Evil, age 27
1997 - She gets naked a couple of times in the Fifth Element, age 22
1989 - She was a slutty French foreign exchange student on an episode of Married With Children, age 14
>>731071600
Caligula?
>>731071744
I must have been about 13-14 when I started fapping to her.
>>731071763
College toga
>>731071744
A favourite of mine growing up.
Growing up in Canada, I used to spend hours on end watching the french channels and praying for some nudity. Would edge til I seen a boob
>>731066046
She was incredible.
>>731066046
>You never forget your first
i dont remember at all kek
First nude scene I ever jerked off to, blown like 50 loads to it since
not the first thing, but one of the most vivid memories unfortunately...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QIy2jqAuXU
pausing the video on my iPod Video...
>>731071723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GCkpWZl4_U
>>731062701
Only sexy older women of course
I was probably 9 or 10.
Sick, but yesss...
>>731072911
For some reason my wife wold not let me watch Nickelodeon
>>731072911
doesn't she wear a bikini in that show?
>>731071300
and this was my first tv show fap as far as i remember
>>731071520
glad I'm not the only one
>>731068608
My wife wold not let me watch Flipper or the new Gidget either
>>731067539
I was old school and it was the cartoon version
first run
>>731068608
I've never been attracted to her but I guess I understand the appeal.
>>731068537
yiff in hell
>>731073240
At one point i think, yeah.
Also reminds that theres a rumour that MJH lost her virginity to one of the crew on that show when she was 16 or 17.
I just looked up the words "Tit fight" and kept looking til I found videos of girls rubbing their boobs together.
Side note, when everyone in middle school found out there were birds called tits and thought it was hilarious, I couldn't admit I was practically a fucking ornithologist of tits.
>>731070619
I feel ya fam
>>731062701
>>731062701
A VHS tape called Party Trash.
Had lexinton steele in it, thats all I remember other than some seriously bad 90s muff cabbage.
>>731071322
big hairy balls
>>731066523
yes
>>731062701
Yeah man, she was stacked. When she pulls that fake Hispanic guy, Jorge or George or whatever, and she pulls her short open? Damn. That was awesome.
on VHS
>>731062701
Chloe Sullivan from "Smallville"
Every time she smiled I jizzed a bit
>>731070703
That cake striptease was hot, but Gary was hotter.
Adam & Eve catalogs that used to come in the mail. I would intercept occasionally
>>731062701
I used to jerk off to naked chicks in an art book. I regret nothing.
>>731072990
Yessss
The only girl that got my little dick harder than Dyna Girl was Isis from the Saturday morning tv show
>pic related
>>731074677
She still got that jizz-inducing smile
>>731071494
wut is this
Would have cleaned her stinky little ditch with my tongue
>>731074217
Fuck yeah. Loved him in threes company
>>731075367
She was to old (but the lolly next door did run around in a white nighty and a cape yelling "Ice Girl") but she did have an asian assistant in the second season with pigtails
>>731068023
Winnar
>>731073798
How fucking old are you? 14? That shit came out like 2 years ago.
>>731067133
Fucking this.
>>731076389
>>731067820
tits used to be so much better in the 70s and 80s. Dem puffy nips
>>731062701
Sally Field, especially as Gidget still makes me hard as diamonds
Oh lord yes.
I didn't masturbated to her, but I had some feeling down under when I watched Aladdin.
>I gayly fapped to this fucker more times than I remember.
>Used to think about him while fucking guys in the ass.
>fast forward to today
>turns out I was straight
Petra Verkaik... so many potential children
>>731076529
>>731076529
I stroked my dick to The Flying Nun
>I regret nothing
>>731068055
Great quality tbh
>>731076880
I'd still fuck her today no regrets
>>731076529
Sally Field was sexy as fuck
Look at that tight little tummy as she slides her fingers down her pants
>>731077804
Best eyes ever
>>731062701
Kek
I remember this too well..
I prolly jerked it to her.
Jesus how old are you?
>>731076880
She was sort of the Maisie of her day, could have worn pigtails till she was 30
This 100%
>>731077074
>I'd still fuck her today no regrets
You always feel that way about your first faps. I'd sill fuck pic related
>>731063007
This. And even though it was the only thing I had, i still thought it was barely adequate fap material.
I was same age as her you cp asshats
i literally wrote fanfic of us fucking in that tunnel that Dr. Grant had her wait in while he got her brother out of the car after the t-rex got loose.
buckets of cum.
>>731078249
:P or for the rest, can't be much shame in knowing they're older than you now.
>>731078249
I woulda fucked BOTH of them
We woulda got freaky that friday
>>731078318
uh-huh
>>731078278
>i literally wrote fanfic of us fucking in that tunnel
Post that shit
>>731073270
oh shit I remember this what was it called? Knights of tirnanog or something
>>731078104
I'd stir my dick in her ashes
>>731078674
this was back in the early 90's so i don't have it anymore, i'd have to re-type it all out. do you have that kind of patience?
>>731062701
>>731078808
Yes
>>731076783
lel
>>731078023
OH YES!!! Right there with you. Had to hit rewind before Segal Pop'd in with "WOAHHH SHUT THE MUSIC OFF!"
>>731078808
Yes, yes we do
>>731078966
>>731079175
Alright, I'll start typing. Try to keep the thread alive.
lemonparty,org Got me every time.
>>731062701
>>731062701
her in the bathroom scene wearing her bra
in Flowers in the Attic
i was a freshly minted 13
my memory was impeccable, came buckets for weeks
>>731073972
Legendary
>>731071362
Dem teef
>>731076529
I discovered Sally Field watching "Smokey and the Bandit"
I almost jerked my dick off from the root to her
>She was perfection
>>731078278
dem pokies when shes in the rain
I couldn't get enough of this movie
>>731078278
for alittle trivia
years after JP
i noticed her in a role in the movie I'ma get you Sucka'
>>731063006
I was 34.
>>731067820
I like the one with Demi Moore next to her.
>>731078674
Sauce of this pic?
hey i was 12
>>731080220
... does that count as child modeling / soft-core porn under today's laws?
>>731070703
this
i actually looped the cake scene on my dvd player and jerked off to it way back when
>>731071744
my aunt looked like her,
and watched the show religiously
and by coincidence was named deanna as well
i nutted to both of them over the years
>>731077908
Don't forget the third Cousin Belle from the south who was in one ep
Deck of cards and a pack of hot dogs and you could play Mouth Pussy Asshole all week end
>>731080293
I see it as no diff than the French chick modeling at 9.. its "artistic"
>>731070967
oh shit, same here
i did once
felt a little dirty after
pre-internetz
>>731067444
gay
The rape scene in the Howling...
>>I'm not ashamed
>>731080431
A hot dog does make Patty lose control....
>>731062701
I was 12, I watched kidz in the wood one day and just whammed one out to both of these lovely girls.
>>731079266
>lemonparty,org
Karen Pini. Australian Playmate of the year in 1980s. Found my dad's playboy in 90's when my balls had just dropped.
Species was the first nude scene I ever jacked it too.
Stolen victoria secrets were the first pictures i jerked it too.
>>731079264
>survive crash, dr grant has us hide in the pipe
>lex is scared, wants to move further in to the pipe
>i agree, lead her further in
>eventually stop and sit down, with the water running over our legs
>she's shivering, i pull her close to me and start rubbing her shoulders to warm her up
>she leans her head on my shoulder, reaching over to pull me closer to her and leave her head on my chest
>start to get hard
>hand rubs her sides a little
>her breathing calms, she looks up at me and we lock eyes
>trying to figure out if it's right to kiss her, given we almost died and her brother is trapped in a tree
>she doesn't wait, kisses me
>i kiss her back
>she crawls up on to my lap, kisses me more
>i take her shirt off, she un zips my pants and pulls them off
>lays back in the water on the other side of the pipe, i take her pants and panties off in one motion
>pictured her pussy to be perfectly smooth
>i get on top of her
>start slowly fucking her, she braces herself on the pipe, closes her eyes and bites her lip to keep from screaming
>start to fuck her harder
>she looks deep in my eyes, still biting her lip
>gets right next to my ear
>tells me to cum in her
>nibbles ear a little for encouragement
>speed up, balls slapping against her ass
>blow a huge load of cum in her pussy, pull out to watch it drip out
>she smiles at me, we get dressed
>share one last kiss and head out
i had a pretty good imagination for an 11 year old. in my story, we both go to the same school, so we fuck several times before/after school.
The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns...
>not my first masturbate but my first crush. idr my first jerk material, probably paperback porn that I stole from my brothers house.
This bitch just... god dammit, I wanted her so fucking bad. That scene when potato stan or whatever swims into her prison to get her or whatever just... UGH, gimme dat fairy pussy.
showgirls back in 1996
Time Splitters 2
>>731078864
She has her hair and body fat more like she was a French Whore who serviced the Germans and was beaten and striped the day they left pairs.
>>731081135
That's from Species 2 dude.
>>731078864
This isn't a jew, it's nazi a collaborator being dealt with after the nazi's were pushed out of the town
>>731062701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mz5Q5AxFeg
This shit right here. It's the earliest one I can remember
>>731081503
Ample Sally
was my succubus
For Sally Field fans.
>>731081382
You sicko real men faped to Oona the Fairy from Legend. I was so upset when i found out she was actually over 21
>>731068537
Nice, dude.
>>731081566
I don't really remember it. It was like 20 years ago.
>>731073827
is that porkys revenge? lol
>>731079267
Many loads in her honor
>>731081819
Eh... It's more about the character and personality. Kinda like Hook, I fucking hate Julia Roberts, but her AS Tinkerbelle, fuckin, get me in that.
>>731080220
Must... not...
And got caught by my fundamentalist mom about the 3rd time.
>>731081812
I'd suck a log of shit out of her sweet ass like she was Andy Sixx
>>731077804
I can see her now... runnin' back up that aisle. No, she was dancin' back up the aisle. Her knockers bouncin' all over the joint. Her ass was wigglin' too!
>>731081819
nah, man.... Dark Lili for the win.
Furthermore, Mia Sara was 17 when it was released.
>>731067133
>Critters and the shape shifting bounty hunters, FUCKING YUSSSS!
>>731080220
Brooke Shields has an interesting... history.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8c84a1b307a6d36df353
>>731082309
I see your Erin Gray and raise you one Lynda Carter
this
Denise Austin workouts in the early 90's
>>731083061
Good call... I fapped to both! Actually, I was a little young, probably didn't fap... But they made me 'feel funny'
>>731081711
lol , this was a hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dZifY9DPbk
1987 !!
>>731062701
All my friends had a thing for Loni Anderson from WKRP in Cincinnati
Not me. For me it was all about "Bailey"
>I'd jerked it to other girls before her, but she was the first one that made me squirt
>>731082626
But Oona was tiny and adorable, looked innocent but was really horny
>>731082626
>Mia Sara was 17 when it was released
But only 16 when it was being filmed
nostalgia fag reporting
>>731083063
I forgot how sexy she used to be.
>>731083061
She is a Sasquatch I see your old wonder hag and raiser (in my pants) wonder girl with pigtails and saddle shoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vej3b3LFV8
>>731083258
Jesus Christ I used to shoot ropes to her workouts. hnnng!
>>731083787
Yes all about the Baily and Mrs Carter
>>731084131
yiss
was too young to fap to her
but i definitely felt a nice fluttering feeling in my nether regions on sight of her
>>731083494
I knew I wasn't the only one >>731078123
>>731083987
And Oona was 24/25 and could have passed for 12 or worked with Max hardcore
Batgirl tied up...
Kelly lebrock
>>731082110
Nope just Porky's.
>>731062701
i didnt fap to anything my first time; the first time I got hard I instinctively jerked myself without any stimulation
>>731079596
i fap to images of this movie that where in some books with all the best of the year in movies and art
>>731084819
always felt bad for old geene
because he didnt get to pound lebrock
in the end
The Joy of Sex...Babysitting neighbors kid and found the book. Interesting reading for a young teen!
>>731084637
Why not forehead the off button?
>>731079596
Sylvia Kristal was the shit, man!!!!
http://pimpandhost.com/image/9806144?size=original
>>731062701
Pic related.
>>731085544
The rope was self-tightening... she needed the sprinklers on to loosen it... not that it was so important to me that I remember it all these decades later... not at all.
>>731062701
Not a first fap but an honorable mention...
Went to see "Love and Other Drugs" with my girlfriend when I was 14 or 15. When we got to the part where they fuck (pic related) I got so turned on that I started fingering my gf for the first time ever. Guess she was turned on too because she was already wet and didn't put up a fight. Good times.
>>731069697
keep telling yourself that oldfag
>>731079519
>>Sally Field
>>Field
I hate that my home popped because of CERN and I got bumped to a really where its not spelled Fields.
These 20 minute workouts on HBO in the 80's.
Your mom
Angela Cartwright
in
Lost in Space
I had a killer crush on her.
(Yes..., I'm really that old.)
>>731085998
kek.
'Aerobicize'
>>731062701
first thing i ever jerked off to was this(in the late 90s). i was like 11 or 12 at the time. i am 30 now.
i fapped not because i had an urge to but i was curious. i got done watching some raunchy teen movie and it mentioned masturbation.that's how i learned about it
>>731085861
oic