ok /b/, choose any power and other anons have to limit it i'll

>>731058719
Limit: but only ones you've killed, via anal trauma

>>731058719
The ability to see up to four days into the future

>>731059177
Only if you are asleep

>>731058719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbvSMC7E8IY

>>731058719
Superpower: Invisibility by will

The ability to see through clothes

>>731059374
Limit: You can only do it 1 time each day

>>731059374
but only the sex you're not attracted to

>>731059372
but only when you are NOT in danger

>>731058719
I mean you can do that already.

the ability to get a 9/10 girl into bed with you at will. super seduction powers.

>>731059622

I mean, that's still useful

>>731059763

Except no girl will ever have sex with you again

>>731059993
the ability to dream about anything i want, and experience my perfect worlds ive created in the dream

the ability to take someone's life, but there won't be evidence left. they get killed by a heart attack, at your will.

>>731060197
but you can only acces once after everytime you fuck a different girl, and only acces it the dream within 3 hours of the intercourse.

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>>731059993
nice trips

>>731060197
>>731060197
Except you never remember the dreams.

>>731060490
Those aren't trips you fucking newfag. Enjoy the (You)

>>731060223
but it needs to be a person related to you genetically

>>731059372
but only for 3 seconds at a time, and it needs to recharge for 24 hours. the 3 seconds do NOT stack if you don't use it for multiple days.

you have the mental and physical immunity of a god, can't get any diseases mentally or physically.

>>731061242

but youre transcending into a state of existance where you cant influence anything and noone can perceive you

>>731060574
you're right i am enjoying the (you) kek

>>731061242
but you age twice as fast

you can't die, your body doesn't degrade and you don't feel any pain.
limit this u cunts

>>731061798
but you cant move anything for the rest of your life

>>731061798
But you can never feel your dick again

Power. To be lucky at all times

>>731063176
limit: never actually be in a situation where you need any luck

To be lucky at all times
I win?

Power: to get dubs

Every living creature down to single celled organisms will seek me out and try to rape me.

>>731064096
limit
; can only by drugs in 1 gram quantities (including prescription drugs)

>>731064109
uh, i guess the power would be that ur the most attractive thing ever?

Omnipotence

You cant touch that shit, i will undo any limitation you put on it. Its the best it really is.

>>731064347
You're expelled from reality and are king of the eternal void.

>>731064096
But Only when dubs is something bad like your girlfriend has a dick if you get dubs

>>731059372

Only to people who aren't looking at you.

>>731064473

Having the power to do everything and anything i return to what ever reality i want.

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>>731064109
Limit; you live in Europe.

>>731064648
You're like that kid who says he has an everything proof shield at cops and robbers.

>>731059300
top kek

>>731064738

Look up the definition of omnipotence. All the other faggots in this thread chose poorly

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>Pic Related

>>731064738
>You got me fuck

>>731058719
ability to stop cancerous posts

>>731065069

Limit doesnt work on 4chan

>>731065069
only on 9fag

My power:
Anything I draw becomes what I intend it to be.

Power: I can telepathically stimulate any woman's clit

>>731065069
But ever time you do 2 more are posted.

>>731065141
but only in Draw Threads

>>731065141
it eventually becomes rogue and becomes evil

>>731065141
But you got to draw it with the blood of someone you love that you just killed

>>731064347
But you cease to exist.

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seduce anyone

>>731061798
You become suicidal

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>>731065146
if they were born after year 2000
ie Lolis

>>731061798
But you feel no joy

>>731065208
I love it.

>>731065141
My hat will never let me wear it?


>>731065141
Ah, that's harsh!

>>731065717
It's coming up on 2018, they're almost legal, but anon'll have to mostly wait until 2019.

The ability for my piss to pierce anything through sheer force

>>731065717
phffff, some of those are about to be 18, I'll take it and just wait a few years

Power: only get dubs

>>731065874
You cant stop pissing

>>731065465
you ma only seduce people for non sexual purposes.

>>731065874
when you orgasm you pee instead of cum

>>731065465
It only works if they touch your penis.

The power to grant wishes.

>>731065917
Only when its something bad

>>731058719
ability to get any girl I see to wanna fuck me

power: free money

>>731065874
Your piss shatters your penile structure.

>>731066105
to under privileged niggers

>>731066105
to people who will die soon

power to kill male muslims

>>731065917
Only when it counts against you.

>>731066033
Blue balls for life.

>>731066191
Well, at least I'll be able to grant you a wish.

The ability to control the weather.

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>>731066016
I MAY HAVE THIS POWER AND LIMIT ALREADY

>>731066373
in your anus

>>731066105
But only to people that hate you

>>731066373
in a paralel universe
(we may all have this) lol

>>731066145
The free money is so old you cant use it or sell it

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power to shapeshift

>>731065907
...but why would you wait tho

>>731066612
You can only shapeshift into an armadillo.

>>731066612
Into necessities.

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>>731066257
only when they are piloting the plane you are in

>>731066136
It will only on ugly girls

The ability to climb anything without any gear.

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power to convert traps into real girls

>>731066880
They turn into lesbians.

>>731066836
when wearing only a tacky pinky lingerie

>>731066836
Only after you murder someone.

the ability to go from flaccid to erect on command

>>731066257
But when you do you become that male muslim

>>731066981
but 2 inch dick

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the ability to make america greate again

>>731064347
But only while you're being ass fucked by the leader of two specific countries at once, and you don't know which countries. You make it happen once, you can turn off this limit.

The ability to fix any car by tapping the hood.

>>731065596
underrated

>>731066981
but you remember nothing of what you did when erect

Ability to fuck any hot young non related to you girl at will via anportals type hole directly into their willing vagina

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>>731067016
it's just to amuse myself realy, so i'll consider your point and stick with it

>>731066836
That is a school and you got to be nude

>>731067030
Judges/Congress block every change you try to make

>>731067124
you get teleport to Detroit

>>731067016
Oh shit nigga, I have this power and this limitation! Good call!

>>731059622
do changing rooms count as danger?

>>731067141
i like your thinking

>>731067239
I live in Toledo. So I have a two hour drive back after fixing the car?

ACCEPTABLE.

>>731065728
teel me something i dont know

>>731066836
But your name is slipknot.

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power to install complete redpill on others

>>731067124
but the car also turns into a 1995 honda civic

>>731064347
But every time you use this power, your consciousness scatters to the far corners of the universe and you can't focus enough to use your power to retrieve the pieces.

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the power to fill in 40% of analog wall clocks with beans

>>731067124
It breaks someones car that you know and that person knows you did it

I can control the outcome of any sports game

>>731064347
Or, you can only use this power while choking on a strangers cock

>>731065874
Each time you piss you also get massive diarrea

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>>731065717
..and how is that a downside?

>>731067549
but they are reduced sugar and salt beans

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>>731067603
but everytime you have any gay from it, a cactus grow in your rectum

>>731066136
But you won't be able to get it up

>>731059603
Nigga can be pansexual, but he will have cancer.

>>731067705
>have any gay from it
>kek

have the ability to pee with an erection

>>731067157
Only works on 10 and under girls and the cop must see you do it

>>731058719
When fucking body, ha sick fucker

>>731066373
In any country except for where you are

>>731067426
but they aren't an activist they just browse /pol/

>>731066257
By gagging on their dick

>>731067883
I have that, but I cannot piss downwards,
I usually wake with massive boner in the middle of the night
I have to piss on the shower's wall and it stinks now

>>731060490
Lol fuckng newfag

Power: Ability to summon and telepathically control any weapon.

Anime style.

Have the ability to massage a mans prostate just by thinking about doing it. from anywhere in the world.

>>731066612
But only when you're asleep

Omnipotentcy

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>>731068079

>>731067603
But you cant use the info to help your self in any way

>>731066836
But you can't come down anymore

>>731068079
but only to kill yourself with

Power to rape any <8/10 woman without them giving a shit nor anyone else caring you did it.

>>731068176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4

>>731066880
You'll lose your dick as well

have the power to stretch my foreskin to any length that i want

>>731068114
only on the weekends and you have to be jacking off

>>731068101
But only while you massage a horse prostate.

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>>731068233
you parents have to watch

>>731067780
You haven't lived til you've uncomfortably jammed your flaccid meat hammer in a virgin's exit strategy, my dude.
She tries anal with minimal pain, you have the best experience of your life.

>>731068149
now what does that mean, obviously can't gamble, but does that include just wanting to see a team win/lose?

>>731068289
So long as you're going to put your dick in your own ass.

>>731068079
You can't use it against anyone

>>731068079
But its broken

have the power to dispense a tic tac form my pee hole every 38 seconds

The ability to learn anything completely in an instant at will.

>>731068114
But only When you are feeling lazy and dont want to do anything.

Power: The ability to go back in time to your previous self whenever you want.

>>731067157
They'll get pregnant and you'll have to take care of the kid

>>731068520
but is does not bring you happiness or satisfaction

the ability to always know the truth when talking to people

>>731068520
"Anything" is just your mom and dad's safe word.

>>731068612
You can't change anything

>>731068612
you have to stay there

>>731068233
You have to fill their holes with razors

>>731068499
So long as it is to feed a Muslim child.

>>731058719
Only when dead

the ability to change your gender at will

Mind control

>>731068233
But only with family

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>>731068745
but only 2 classic genders

the ability to shoot yourself in the head and survive

>>731068694
And also everything until you return to the original point in time will be unlucky for you.

>>731068520
But you will never know of the horrible future you have been given with this power.

>>731067603
But whatever team wins will die

mind control

>>731068745
But transfags are right and your gender is just a social construct that has no real influence on you.

>>731068793
>Mind control
of traps only

>>731068859
But only with cock in ur mouth

>>731068966
Only control your own mind

>>731068289
The cops need to see it for it to work.

>>731068793
but you have to be starring directly at them, butt naked, fingering your own asshole

>>731068859
But you'll become a vegetable afterward.

The always-active power to negate power limits of everyone posting on /b/ as long as I post in the thread.

>>731058719
U cannot hear through 6 ft of dirt and a casket

But you're deaf

>>731067426
Alex jones is the only one you can affect.

the ability to be american and not wanting to kill yourself

>>731068079
You'll get raped by an octopus afterwards

Hentai style

the power to make a safe search bar on 4chan

>>731069090
Then you're just some dude, dumbass

>>731059374
Only your own

>>731069013
I see no problem there

>>731068520
But you must forget something

>>731069044
i see no problem here

the ability to post on 4chan without having to complete a goddamn captcha every time.

>>731058719
you have to be in physical contact with their remains.

>>731068966
Only works on annons who attempted to limit your powers in thread. You know everything they think and you have unlimited range.

>>731060412
Prostitutes is win

>>731069090
But it only works whenever you click post, and lasts the whole time the site enacts the postage of it, once posted, effect is over.

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ability to gack any celeb nude photos

>>731068079
You suffer from compulsions and obsessions only when using telepathy, and thus, always make them do pointless rituals, like wash their hands 15 times in a row, or hop around in circles to the beat of a random pop song.

>>731069330
you get banned on 4chan since you haven't proven you weren't a bot

>>731069330
but after each post you recieve a 2-day ban.

the ability to suck your own cock

>>731068499
But it hurts like hell

>>731069178
But you'll always revert back to being Haitian every year for one whole year.

>>731069476
you get no pleasure form it

>>731068233
Only works on femanons (<8/10 femannons don't exist)

>>731058719
Ability to ejaculate fire out of my asbestos covered dick (my dick is made of asbestos) and piss gasoline

>>731068520
You'll never get to use your newly learned ability

>>731069330
>>731069442
it is called pay account, just buy it
anyway
I have one and I got one month ban

now I am under shitty proxy

>>731069476
but only in the middle of a 4 way intersection

>>731068641
It allways bad news

>>731069214
No, I'm some dude that cancelled all of the limits I everyone's powers ITT, without any possible limitations on my powers.

>>731068612
But you have to fuck yourself

>>731059763
each girl gives you a new std

>>731068114
Only works after you convince everyone that your supernatural action could possibly affect that it will happen.

>>731060197
you're an incredibly light sleeper and live in a noisy household

>>731068641
They'll know the truth as well when talking to you

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>>731069476

>>731069663
That's not a limit, that's an advantage.

Ability: being able to convert anyone to your beliefs by dicking them.

ability to pause the world around me, then unpause at will

>>731069090
If you negate the limit, the power goes away.

>>731068745
Everytime you do someone who is close to you dies

>>731068859
But its got to be the head of your dick and it will not grow back

>>731069888
You don't believe in chastity.

The ability to revive Hitler.

>>731068793
Only works after eating their shit

>>731070051
must fuck his ass every hour else he dies

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>>731070051
he converts to islam

>>731069937
You pause too.

>>731070051
since the world is now ran by the filthy jew, he can't get into power again

>>731068859
Everyone around you will believe you're dead and they don't recognise you as you anymore afterwards

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The ability to cause one person at a time to gradually and naturally fall in love with you

>>731069937
air molecules also stop in place locking you to where you were when you stopped time also you can't move your lungs because the air inside is also stopped.

>>731070251
fuck this makes the power even better

>>731070279
that one person is literally one person, and that person is your own mother.

>>731070279
Not a limit, just an observation, you're lonely as fuck fag

>>731069183
Underrated

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>>731070279
but after marriage yoy discover she is a unfaithful whore

>>731069365
>>731069942
Good luck, suckers. You cannot limit any powers, as I've posted ITT.

>>731070051
you have to constantly pass your life force to him through the holly tossing of salad ritual.

>>731070279
the people that fall in love with you have aids

>>731068966
Only works on retarded people and it never works out

>>731069090
power ends when this thread is pruned or deleted

>>731070435
Oh fuck. It's Russell's paradox.

>>731070435
You negated the limit, so your power is now gone. MTG RULES MOTHER FUCKER. Should've used it smarter, fag.

>>731069476
It tastes like shit

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>>731070406
I know I am

I want the power to kill myself painlessly whenever I want.

>>731069830
How about rape and you don't know that is was you?

ability to control the size of my left big toe

>>731069574
Anyone gonna give me limits or they just gonna let me ejaculate fire everywhere?

>>731060223
Death Note?

>>731069476
Did it

>>731070852
Limit: You can only kill yourself when you're 82-through 84.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world so long as I have a detailed image of it in my mind as well as some idea of where it's located.

>>731070986
fuck you

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>>731070942
ability to...

>>731070279
You'll never truly love that person in return

>>731070986
Its excruciatingly painful to do so and you have a small chance to shit yourself from the pain

>>731071087
2soon.jpg

>>731070929
You'd be a weapon to surpass metal gear. No one can stop that.

as invisible i already am to people, being invisible would be pretty sick so i can rob shit and fuck with people

>>731070904
Your knees will bend the other way

>>731071285
Why fuck with them when you can fuck them?

>>731071148
That's fine by me.
>>731071285
Limit: You're also blind. With no light going into your eyes because you're invisible, you cannot see.

>>731070986
each time a random 3X3X3 inch chunk of you gets left behind

>>731058719
telepathy

>>731058719
control other people actions

>>731071285
When you commit suicide from loneliness, no one notices. Not because of invisibility, because no one cares about you.

>>731070933
What I was thinking. Brilliant series IMO

>>731060223
but you have to star in an overrated anime

>>731070051
But you become a gay black jew

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>>731065208
But then anon can just start a draw thread himself and get what he wants

>>731071433
But you get cancer every single time you do it

>>731071433
unable to control yourself

>>731071285
Whenever you're invisible you'll move 4 times as slow

>>731060490
lmao, newfag

Power: I can hop into any comic book I want and interact with any of the characters inside.
I.E. I hop into the latest issue of Batman and turn his suit pink.

>>731067549
The beans are spoiled and inedible.

>>731058719
Can make water out of thin air

>>731071692
But only when it's raining

>>731071433
You can only control people you care about and they'll kill themselves afterwards

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The ability to control all television broadcasts all over the world.

>>731070904
You can only make it smaller

The ability to seduce every woman

>>731060490
Escuxe me what the fuck?

>>731071872
But only obese fat ones...

>>731071817
But you can only change the broadcast to what was planned later that day

>>731071670
Once you get into it there is no way out and you'll end up being killed by one of the characters

ability to reset day like groundhog day

>>731070904
It takes the compensated mass from your moms tits.

>>731071872
Their husbands/boyfriends will know about it and will be pissed enough to kick your dick into threes afterwards

>>731071817
But you can only watch the commercials

>>731071817
Limit: You can only do it once a year, on the third Wednesday in January from the hours of 1AM-to-3AM. Eastern Standard Time.
>>731071974
That's okay. I'll get revived in the next issue.

>>731071474
Anon speaks the truth!

>>731071980
Can only do it to the present day.

The power to determine the exact time, location, method and authory of any corpse.

>>731071670
But you can only change the order of the strips and pages

>>731071980
Everytime you do your dick shrinks a little

>>731072156
Limit: It's because you, in some way, killed them.

Power: I can make any politician shit or fart themselves to death on camera.

>>731071872
That is 1/10

The power to be fluent in any language

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the power to instantly turn anything into mayonnaise

>>731072156
But only by having a romantic dinner (happy ending included) with it.

>>731072309
but not trump

>>731072347
I used to have a pet pigeon who looked exactly like that. His name was Vincent.

Power: don't need any sleep and never feel tired

>>731072156
But they end up in your basement, and the authorities are not only informed there's something suspicious going on, you live in a country where they don't need warrants.

>>731071229
My solid snake is the ultimate weapon

>>731072376
You're extremely allergic to mayonnaise

>>731072156
Of your pets

>>731072376
Limit: All the Mayonez is spoiled.
Power: I can transform elements into other elements and in large quantities.

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>>731072475
but you want to do nothing else than shitpost

>>731066612
But if you shapeshift into an animal, it will be tetraplegic, and if you shapeshift into anything else, it will have animal parts attached.

>>731072648
Nuclear fusion/fission, you level the city you do it in

>>731072475
But everytime someone yawns you feel the impulse to get your dick in his/her mouth

The ability to let others fall asleep

>>731072475
You'll become an avid pot smoker by being a night owl so frequently that your friends will laso you into the drug life and you always feel lazy because you can't sleep off the drugs.

>>731072361
But not of the language of the person that you are talking to

>>731072800
Kek

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>>731072674
I don't want to be an animal, I am not a furry
I want to be emma watson and sell my nudes

>>731072774
That's fine. I'll merely turn copper into steel and help solve the American Steel problem.
I'll even take the CO2 in the air and convert it into something more easily disposable and green.

Power: You have the power to fuck anyone in the world.

>>731072655
My life right now

>>731072774
>he does it in Pyongyang

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>>731073031
me too

>>731072817
When you dont want them to

>>731073082
Tuck doff