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Just bored and want to chat, ama. Also should I get a boob

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Just bored and want to chat, ama. Also should I get a boob job /lose weight?
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>>731048764

no on the boob job. yes on losing weight. let's see a side view.
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you're pretty hot already
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You're perfect
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No boob job. Please don't do that to yourself.

You could lose 5-10 pounds it seems.

Are you Asian or Latina?
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>>731048764
Would breed
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>>731048764
Would def put your nipples in my mouth, tbh I bet you're cute in a skirt/dress.
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no and no. would bang senseless
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wtf no no boob job those tits are great would suck on them daily.and no need to lose weight either.post more of your self i'm bored too
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>>731048764
Will you snap me if I post my ID
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photo of biting lips with tits out
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Should I lose weight and get a boob job too?
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>>731048764
>spoiler alert!
> anon is actually not a grill, but fbi.
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>>731048764
Why do women seem to have such a hard time keeping toilet paper out of their twat? My wife does this crap. It's annoying when you go to eat and encounter saturated bits of TP.

Go clean your pussy.
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>>731048764
More pics? Ass?
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>>731048764
are you asian?

and no your breasts are near perfect
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>>731048764
Take more pride in yourself. Make your bed and get off of 4chan.
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Yes on the losing weight, 50/50 on boob job. They're good now, but they're at the most saggage/"long" as I think looks good. Might be too much of you lose weight. So, size is good, just shape might need some help.
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>>731048764
Nice brisket. Post more of her cunt.
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Need you to spread you pussy and ass for us.
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>>731048764
Lift weights, and fuck cardio. Your tits are pretty saggy, so I'd say yes to the boob job.
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>>731048764
What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised
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>>731049381
doesn't matter they can't prove any of us know that pic is of someone potentially under-aged
i think pic is of a +22yr old
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>>731048764
spread ass
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>>731049572
This.
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I'll lose weight with you anon; gotta lose some myself. But hold off on the boob job until you see the results of your weight loss.

Based on your frontal, it looks like you only need to work on your torso and thighs. Shouldn't be too hard, but good luck anyways!
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>>731049410
you should just be happy you have a wife (assuming your not full of shit)
just wipe before you go down there
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>>731048764
Make your bed
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>>731049767
both are ok
>>731048969
i am what pol calls an olive nigger
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Where's the beef?
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>>731048764
I like your bod as is. Only thing you might change is get toned, but you look delicious as is. Caveat: I'm 40, your youthfulness is the big draw. I'd eat that cunt raw and flip you over to taste your asshole too.
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ITT horny faggots willing to white knight to win the affection of a woman they'll never meet

Some women are so desperate for attention. If you pander to this bitch you're worse.
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>>731050342
get a boob job and will get better cocks
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>>731050342
Fuck off with the role play and just dump the pics.
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>>731049842
>ah, very true anon.
>awesome kitty btw :) yours?
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u look good however being a big enough whore to post on here makes u an immediate 2
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i have some questions op.
when did you have sex for the first time?
how many dicks did you have since then?
have you ever had sey with a girl? how was it?
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Olive nigger, you are fine. Now show us your pussy lips.
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>>731048764
You look fine but Jesus it's obvious you make zero effort in your personal appearance from the state of your bed and room, and the toilet paper stuck to your pussy (which is fucking gross). I bet you dress like a middle aged colour blind woman too. Looking sexy or even good is half about how you look and half about your attitude. Yours is awful, sort your life out.
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>>731049410
Kek. I have never experienced this on my gf. Does your wife happen to have a super meaty pussy as well?
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>>731050342
Boob jobs are way over rated. I would take smaller natrual tits than scarred up wonky looking fake tits any day of the week. You are better off spending some money and time at a gym to build up your ass and legs than spending a fuck load of money on fake boobs.
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>>731050342
You have horrible posture or something. You should just work out in general. Not necessarily just to lose weight. I think it would fix all your other issues.
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>>731048764
Fucking bitch, with your hardwood floors and fancy furniture. Fuck your boob job, and yes lose some fucking weight! there are starving children in this world.
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>>731048764
Is this a good size?
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>>731048764
Η Αδελφή του Τσίkη είσαι. Χαχαχα...
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>>731051269
kill yourself
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>>731048764
No, and No.
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>>731051368
exeis to fb tis na doume to prosopo tis?
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>>731051556
Oh yeah man , to exo . Einai papara i gkomena irl. 3h lykeioy paei.
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>>731051613
haha gia stile edo [email protected] eisai theos.ke ego katalava oti einai dikia mas apo to jumbo piso ala den tin ksero tin kopela
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ok then
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>>731052048
Show your asshool?
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>>731050705
i'm a loser virgin
>>731051368
i don't even have a brother
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>>731052048
Would you wear those same panties for a week during the Mediterranean summer, then peel them off and wring them our into my mouth? Then smother me with your greasy asshole and swampy cunt. That's my dream.
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>>731052518
are you interested in having a sugar daddy?
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You have a beautiful pussy, I absolutely love it! Can I see it with your legs spread? I love your body... it's perfect
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>>731048764
Get a vagjob instead.

Christ, ive seen better cuts of meat at the butchershop
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>>731052518
ellinida i kypria? poso xronon ise?
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S HA R P I E
I N
P O O P E R
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how many fingers can you fit in?
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>>731048764

you have a great body don't do anything to it

..

faggot
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>>731052729
>hasn't seen many pussies in real life before
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>>731052518
Yeah, you don't gotta be so self conscious about your body. I'd bang you.

Maybe exercise a little bit more, but generally you have a pretty decent figure.
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You shouldn't lose more than 5 lbs. You look good. Tits are nice shaped, but are saggy. I wouldn't get a tit job unless they really start to get saggy. And even then I would just get a breast lift, no implants.
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>>731049334
You shouldn't, but your mom probably should.
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>>731053184
>has a picture of himself on his dashboard

I bet you see one everyday
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>>731053058
0ne hardly two
>>731052626
why not i guess
>>731052551
i hate the Mediterranean summer
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>>731050375

>lost
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>>731053469

I know you wont show your face, but what celeb do you most closely resemble?
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>>731053469
your cunt looks like it can fit in 3 nigga dicks at the same time lol
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>>731052048
aren't you the femanon who makes loli dresses?
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>>731053469
tell me how can i contact you ;) i know its unsecure posting your email adress here but you can contact me in steam for example
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I love your cunt so much. Be honest, do you like how you smell?
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>>731053822
I think you are. You're from Slovenia? I have a picture of you on my phone spreading your pussy
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>>731054108
she is greek
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>>731053469
spread dat pussy
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>>731052518
No on the boob job, yes to losing about 3-5kg and doing a little more exercise to trim up.
That'll solve a lot. Your boobs won't be as saggy, your shape will be more defined and you won't look or feel quite as "blah".
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>>731053615
idk someone kinda ugly
>>731053718
nah
>>731053303
when i said boob job i wasn't only talking about implants
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>>731054167
oh, that's right but it's still who I'm thinking of
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>>731052518

I'd fuck you Op, I'm also a loser virgin. 33/m/Philly you anywhere close?
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these lips are huge...would probably not tap or have long term, sorry, just me
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>>731054235
you didn't have to show your face. I wasn't going to post the picture
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>>731054235

overall I'd say 6.5 not bad/10
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Boobs are fine...little saggy. Start doind excercise though.
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>>731054235
I'd fuck the living shit out of your mouth.
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>>731054235
I would marry you. Do you want to come live with me?
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do you own any toys OP?
or do you use your hands ?
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no boob job or even lose weight just tighten up some at the gym.


hot bod as is, do some running, aerobics etc just tighten it up some
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thes na milisume kapu private? se vrisko ekseretika omorfi .Eimai 23 xronon alex51351 sto kik
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>>731054235
You look like a ghoul
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>>731054235
you would be surprised how many times I've came to the picture I have save of you.
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kik : Der_Domi3 hit me up if u wanna talk about something. I am not just a horny fuckboy
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>>731054704
that's cute and creepy at the same time

>>731048764
do you zing OP?
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>>731048764

great pussy lips. sexy. how about a closer shot of your pussy lips, hon?

great tits too
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>>731054521
Yes. What is your location? I'm coming now
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>>731054235
You are beautiful
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>>731053469
Please show those lips! I just love big labia!!
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>>731054235
Yes get a boob job, you got plenty of skin they can put tear shaped implants in there and it will look super natural and sweet. Also get a nose job, get one of those US girly girl button noses. You would be a 10! Also do SQUATS. Its a miracle. Start with 10 a day, then 20, then 30, then 50 and then do it for 5 mins. Everyone that said no Boobjob etc is a lame cunt.
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>>731054235
would face fuck until you puke.
twice
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>>731054860
43.6615° N, 70.2553° W

hurry up, I'm horny
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>>731054235
you look so innocent

that gets me hardddddd
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>>731055022
this pos is gay af
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Do Greek men say, make me a Gyro, bitch?
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>>731054235
you have a really decent face shape.
You already look good.
With some makeup you can do really really well
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>>731048764
Nah You look Fine as is
>inb4 face of a downie
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>>731055125
no we eat sandwiches as well.you can't just go in the kitchen and make a gyro you need special equipment
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>>731053429
I'm not even the guy you replied to but damn that was lame lol I assume he was right about you
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>>731054235

Why don't you wear make up?
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>>731055022
>get job on this, get job on that
you're a giant faggot. Can't you enjoy a normal woman?
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>>731050999
he's right plus nice trips
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>>731055022
agfreed on the gayest post itt
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>>731055102
nice thnx
>>731055031
would there even be something left to puke the second time?
>>731054858
>>731054973
k wait
>>731054704
wich one?
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Do you keep in touch with the rest of The Adam's Family cast?
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I work at the Whole Foods right up the street from you. Can we hook up?
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>>731055485
any sex toys? pics showing them if so
plus, how old?
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>>731055485
Theres something scary about you
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>>731048764
I'm not sure what other people are thinking, but I don't think you should get a boob job nor lose weight. I think others here are pretty unrealistic about body weight, but I doubt you have much you could lose and be healthy. Ask your doctor about that if you're serious.
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>>731055485
Look decent to me op, a little gym time would help though tbh.
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>>731055062
I work at that whole foods right next to where you live nigga
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I can haz gyro?
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>>731055485

Bend over
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>>731050375
you shut your filthy little mouth, she has a perfect vag, something a looser like you has probably never seen in your life
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>>731055511
Shit Jason that you bro?
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>>731055485
it's a pic where you're leaning back in a chair with your pussy spread.
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>>731055485
why don't you just kys?
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>>731055654
Tim?
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>>731055485
Would you ever be interested in a cuckold type relationship? Like where I watch you fuck other guys?
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>>731055485
it would have at least my cum from the first time. unless you are the spit kind
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>>731055654
I shop at hannaford
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I love your eyes
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>>731055847
kyskys idiot
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>>731053469
I love the stink a Med summer makes in a girls panties, the sweaty mess it leaves between her legs.
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>>731055485

Would you be interested in wearing diapers? This is my fetish.
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>>731055327
>>731055248
i'm too bored right now
>>731054624
thnx
>>731054532
no
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>>731055780
>>731055780
why don't you just shut the fuck up ?
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>>731055833
Yes. Hi shaun
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>>731056006
Would you take a pussy pic?
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>>731056051
Holy shit. Wanna tag team this bitch?
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>>731056006
This the type of chick niggas cheat on their girl with lmao
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>>731056006
Are you coming over or not? I want you to have my children
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>>731054312
She lives in Greece. I'd say she isn't close at all.
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You're not planning to commit suicide right?
You cute anyway, 7/10, be my gf.
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>>731056006
what happened to the picture quality?
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>>731056012
yeah cool gif usage but other than that you are still a massive idiot loser piease of shit.
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>>731056006
i'd like to see you pee with this dope bagina. please show me
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Pls more detailed frontal pics I love your labia
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>>731056167
Yeah. You know my rules tho. If we running train I have to be the conductor. Choo choo! Zozzle
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This bitch looks like the kind of girl who would stab you 70 times while you took a shower.
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>>731056006
Some closeups of that sexy meaty pussy being played with is what i need in my life. Just got off 26 hours shift at work.
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>>731054235
Oh shit you remind me to a girl of my class
Yeah I will fuck you Anon
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spread your asshole for me and ill give you a cum tribute OP
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>>731056006
You don't need surgery just gym and some nice clothes/make up
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>>731056389
i've still had more pussy than you fatty
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>>731056389
piease? Lol. Wtf is that?
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>>731056006

assuming you're over 18 like you appear, i would love to pump your pussy with my hard cock

do you think you'd enjoy that?
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OP ever fucked with a dog ?
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>>731048764
Dirst thing you should do, clean ur fucked up discusting room!
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>>731048764
You have a pretty nice body. Lose a little weight off the stomach but that's it. Don't get a boob job you have nice tittys
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>>731056006
will you at least be my internet girlfriend? you can send me your dirty underwear and I'll come in them and send them back to you
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>>731056415
second this!
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>>731049410
Protip: you and your wife + op are disgusting.
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I babe. You're gorgeous. I'm coming to terms with being gay tbh. no feels for girls but I do find girls beautiful
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>>731049410
it's just paper. if it gets in your mouth, just swallow it
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>>731056473
>>731056453
why tho
>>731056339
my phone pics are too big
>>731056338
eh
>>731056187
why tho
>>731055899
thnx
>>731055774
oh yeah dat one
>>731055510
kek
>>731056187
>>731056187
>>731055598
wat
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>>731050842
Underrated.
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>>731057125
What a fat, delicious looking pussy.
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>>731057125
>oh yeah dat one
this is going to sound weird but I would've posted it but I've grown kind of attached to it and I don't want everyone here looking at it
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>>731048764
Sharpie(s) in pooper please
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>>731057419
oh god thats cringeworthy
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>>731057125
Can you pee for us ?
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>>731057542
yes please.
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>>731057125
Nice and pink. Very hot
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>>731057125
nobody loves you
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>>731057419
post it you faggot
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feet?
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>>731057529
This.
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>>731057125
dem lips pls moar
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>>731048764
Your priority should be a labiaplasty.
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Can you get on all four ?
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>>731057419
really, nice but why?
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>>731055485
U don't have to show your butt, just your up body make the pic cute
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>>731057940
im diamond now. wish you had a better cam tho. lower resolution on phone and make some close ups
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>>731057940

I liked the photos with your face in them,
You're pretty cute anon
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>>731049334
I know her
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>>731058095
this
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>>731057940

I would pump your hole full of my DNA. That cool?
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can you stick something in your pussy please?
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more of your face please
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Firstly get rid of those dust balls on your pussy
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>>731057940
whats your age ?
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>>731057940

Your boobs are a little saggy for your age, I wouldn't do anything to them tho.

You also have a little belly. It's ok for now, but you really have to watch out gaining weight as you get older. You could easily go from "kind of cute" to "dumpy" in a heartbeat.

Your ass is flat, not too sexy.

Your pussy is very meaty.

Your face is cute enough.

All in all, you're a 5.5/10. I'd fuck the shit out of you, gladly.

You should have more self-confidence.
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>>731058557
This, this post right here
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>>731058679

Yeah, make a scary face, like you're angry, or crazy. It would be funny.
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>>731058184
Thnx
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>>731048764

This might be off topic, but I'm looking for the best hotel in Madrid. Like a luxury hotel, not a fucking hostel.

Anyone?
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>>731058773
i came. would suck that cunt all night, OP
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>>731058773
spread asshole? you into anal?
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>>731058773

This reminds me...I need to get some Arby's.
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>>731058773
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>>731058908
this is very off topic but i've been trying to figure out the difference between peppermint normal mint and water mint for the past few hours i'm wondering what is best to use in a soup i'm making tonight.
any idea?
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>>731058773
I can feel that juicy pussy gripping my cock
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>>731058773
May we have some more of your face?
It's so cute.
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>>731058773

Where is your clit in there? Is it buried deep? Can you spread it open at the top?
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>>731058766
Lel
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>>731058773
your pussy lips are divine
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>>731059139

cute as fuck tbh
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>>731048764
Nah
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>>731059139

wear makeup. you could go up to an 8/10
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Sharpie in ass please
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>>731059139
creep smile ftw, try showing your teeth next time its less creepy that way
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>>731059139
Well I'm going to masturbate now
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>>731057125
>>731056006
>>731054235
>>731053469
>>731052518
>>731052048
>>731050342

You look evil, something odd about you.
GUYS STAY AWAY FROM HER DONT BE FOOLED
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>>731059139
Where do you live? Can I take your v-card?
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>>731059048

Watermint? You mean like watercress? Who puts peppermint in soup?
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>>731057940
>but why?
I'm most likely the only person in the world cumming to that picture and also I'm weird like that, kind of an ocd thing. If I showed it, I probably wouldn't look at it anymore when I cum
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>>731059139
You look like youd be fun to rape. I want to chase you down a dark alley, corner you and violently rape you.
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>>731058773
what is making you so wet?
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>>731055691
>xddD am show them!!1!

No. She's fucking ugly. I could pick up far better girls than you can.
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>>731059490
you seem like the dateable type
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>>731059321
I thought I was the only one who felt that
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>>731059382
i'm new to cooking man my turtle is sick i wanna make him a soup. Old pal isn't like he used to be. We used to go hiking in the mountains and he would chase me in fields of flowers. Now days he just sits in his room mostly and he get's sick easily so i wanna make him a soup. I know peppermint doesn't usually go in soup but it's his favorite spice. Could you recommend a dish that peppermint would compliment well?
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>>731059234

Yeah makeup would pop your eyes, and make your mouth hot.

Hair style too.
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>>731059139

I'd even cuddle after I came inside you. That pussy looks like it can milk me dry
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Older pic
>>731059293
K
>>731059187
Thnx
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>>731054235
Yeah you're ugly
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>>731059705

I mean, off the top of my head, mint jelly goes with lamb often.

Middle eastern dishes use mint.

I'd make the little guy a leg of lamb with a side of mint jelly, and that would get his shell nice and shiny again.

So...no Madrid hotel recs?
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I think you're very sexy!

Mind oiling up that body and leaning back on a counter for us so we can admire your body?
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>>731059800
you look pretty cute.
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>>731048764
>should I get a boob job /lose weight?
absolutely not / no, but nutrition and exercise are good things to get used to in one's twenties (before it gets to be too late)
Keep taking pictures.
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>>731059800
cute, much better like that. what were you wearing?
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>>731049334
Damnit, Donald, what are you doing on /b/ again? Don't you know you have a country to bankrupt?
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>>731059800
does your shits smell really bad?
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>>731059800

Who did that to your hair? I hope they caught him.
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>>731048764
nah, you're good.

*unzips*
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>>731060175

This is a good point. We need to know a little about your shitting habits to judge you properly.

Things like frequency, formed or unformed, odor, caliber, etc.
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Id tap that, but I am pretty horny anyway
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>>731059490
Why do I look fun to rape?
>>731059321
Why srsl
>>731059438
Oh I get it
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>>731060420

how old are you? are those B cups?
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>>731060420
>Why do I look fun to rape?

You don't look like a screamer. Less likely to attract witnesses.
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>>731060420
Your skin is pure and firm. You're a hint of chubby, perfect for grabbing and cuddling. Would gf
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>>731060004
Thanx pal i'll try to look up a recipe for that.

Unfortunately i've never been to madrid but Jerry my turtle always wanted to go.

Maybe we should do a meetup when he get's better i'm sure we'll find a nice suite to accommodate our needs if we look for it together. Besides like they always say 4 nipples and a turtle shell is better than 1 lawnmower in a dusty garage
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>>731060420

Can you do a full frontal spreading your legs and pussy lips, I will cum so hard to that.
>>
You are perfect. Where are you from?
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>>731057948
Something about your eyes make me very very uneasy.
I get the shivers looking at you, you have a sexy body but you come across as pure evil. Your eyes are evil.

GUYS STAY AWAY
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>>731060420
I wanna fuck you so bad. Please tell me you live in the US. I wanna see you drool and cream all over my cock.
>>
literally never boob job and losing weight only if you feel like it will make you be in a better place mentally
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Can you post a pic of you fingering yourself?

Thanks in advance.
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>>731060420
fuck yeah you look fun to play with. would tie you up and cum inside your cunt a couple of times.
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>>731060802
I kinda feel the same. Ever see VHS? The first short? She's a demon.
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>>731060866
Chill out nigga
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>>731060802
do you think she's a succubus?
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>>731060420
You look like a demon.
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>>731060420
I would love staring into those eyes while I emptied my balls into you. Would you enjoy having your feet worshipped while I plow you too?
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>>731061017
No. She's mine.
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>>731050342
maybe just get a lift, they are a nice size already.
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>>731061069
what balls would they be anon?
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>>731061038
That's what I was referencing. I think she is. Looks exactly like the one in that film
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>>731048764
Small tits > fake tits
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>>731061172

HOLY SHIT! IT'S HER! I'M OUTTA HERE!
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>>731061052
>>731061038
>>731061015
>>731060802
I m edgiey and spoopy
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>>731061015
Yeah seen that movie years ago, shes exactly like the woman in the movie
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>>731048764
sharpie in poopar
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>>731050485
she showed tits & timestamp, what's there to whiteknight?
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>>731048764

OP, if you're a virgin why do you shave your pussy? Do you like the feel of it? Or just in case you get fucked?
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>>731061472
I'm about to cum.

You're amazing.
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>>731061511
this
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>>731058773

two pics. gape it and show clit
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>Why do I look fun to rape?

Because you look like you might like it.
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>>731061538
The feel
>>731061414
I don't think I look like her
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op can you do one like this?
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>>731061746
yeah, but with a sharpie
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>>731061718
damn
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>>731061718
Can you do one fingering yourself a bit
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>>731061718
stick a fucking pen in your arse
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>>731061414

fuck
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>>731061746
yes this plz
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>>731061831
second this
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>>731061718
I woould totally hit this. Probably just for a fun night
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>>731050342

Yes lose weight
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>>731061718
You can't possibly be a virgin still. Much too hot for that.
>>
8/10 would introduce to family and hold hands.
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>>731061718
Love it, I can make you cum with my tongue. Anywhere near N Florida?
>>
Πως σε λένε?
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>>731050632
Please kill yourself
Fedora detected
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>>731061718
Yeah, you make me lusty. I want to corner you and take what i need. I want you shaking in a corner while i slide my throbbing precum covered cock into your pussy from behind with my hands around your neck.
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>>731061718
Gonna need to see that Asshole spread
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>>731061746

+1
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>>731061718
You are pretty ^^
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>>731061718
Would cum inside/10
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>>731061472
spread asshole, now
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Old pic
>>731062056
Ohh
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Post a pic with "for Dom" written somewhere
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>>731062794
oh look dom meme again. so original
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>>731061718

I'd watch TV with you, and make us microwave popcorn. And if something funny came on, I'd laugh with you. You're so cute when you laugh, your nose wrinkles.

Then we'd listen to the sound of the rain, and I'd nuzzle your ear with my nose.

Then I'd pull down your pants and fuck you, except I'd cum before I could get all the way in. I'd claim that had never happened to me before. You'd be nice about it, but later, we'd both cry in the darkness.

Are you near North Carolina? I can drive up to a couple days away.
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>>731050999
her tits arent small, theyre sad saggy and wonky, theyre more wonky than most fake tits..
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>>731062914
holy shit are you fucking autistic
>>
>>731062881
Shut up and let me collect
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>>731048764
Loose weight Shure but let's see thoes tits in a bra
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>>731062620
still no pee pic? don't let me down please
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>>731062914
how lonely are you faggot?
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>>731062914
*shakes hand "hi I'm jake how's your week going?"
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>>731048764
would respect
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>>731062577
I prefer the other one
>>731062914
Ohhhhhh I unironicly love dis I am in Europe sorry
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>>731062620
>>
Is she gone? No pic for Dom? :(
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>>731062620
OP, why can't we get a buttsharpie pic ?
Don't you love us ? :(
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>>731063334
ok, sharpie in popper, NOW!
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>>731063334
fucking hell i would have you sit on my face and i would lick your asshole while you watch a movie.hopefully it's a 3 hour movie.fuck yes more of your asshole.love the hair too
>>
>>731063334
Eu country with blind people? How the fuck are you single?
>>
Oh hello! Post a pic with you and "for Dom" written somewhere (on paper)
>>
We need a new thread! Fast!
>>
you look amazing, feet?
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>>731063334
I love your anus <3
>>
>>731048764
OP your pussy is god tier
>>
Θα σου πέταγα τα μάτια εξω αν έρθεις Κύπρο η αν είσαι Σαλονίkη τον Αύγουστο.
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>>731059800
lol, you are ugly, not really ugly but you aren't beauty. I don't understand if /b/ is full of virgins or just trolling...
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>>731063405

They don't have sharpies in europe, they have like quills and stylos, and stuff like that.

Know your history, faggot.
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God I'm falling in love. Mirrorshot op? Plz
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>>731063646
>I don't understand if /b/ is full of virgins or just trolling...

Yes.
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>>731063334
would love to fuck that ass.
>>
>>731063646
not really, you're just a neckbeard with extreme unrealistic standards
>>
>>731063334
In which country do you live?
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>>731063334
Can you make a gallery of yourself plz?
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>>731063351
Lel I know my face one those was 9/11
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10/10 OP
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>>731064021
This thread is going to be deleted any moment OP. Make a new one!!!
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C'mon please take a pic for Dom. Write his name on your titties, booty, belly or even on paper. You can do it!
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>>731064300
New Thread Now Plz!
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