>Pearly Penis Pauples Please help me get rid of them! Pic

>>731038286
dont fucking do home surgery on your penis you fucking retard. its perfectly normal and many people has it. Fucking get a girlfriend and notice that she will think your penis is disgusting no matter how many pimples are on it. jesus /b/

I have them too, Had 4 girlfriends, every one of them sucked my dick happily.

>>731038286
Do not do home surgery
There's a laser op that can remove them, but then there's the thing with pride and money

>>731038286
> its normal fucking faggot

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>>731038286
You guys focus WAY too much about your dicks.

>>731038286
Dude it's fucking normal, all men used to have barbs on their penis.

Something is wrong with this thread. What the hell /b/ since when you are civil and giving a humane advice?

>>731038286
So yea OP as other said. Do NOT even try to cut that stuff on your own. If you are really that botehred get professional help. Otherwise you might lose your dick to infection or severly mutilate it because of accidental bleeding.

and again... Cheers folks. What a nice thread for a change. You are doing gods work.

>>731038286
honey & caster oil will help!

>>731039321
castor

>>731039229
Was actually considering shanking them with a toothpick

Thank you anons

>>731038707
Did they suck you all at once?

>>731038286
stop dont do home surgery its stupid and risky. go to a doctor to get laser surgery.
no, many people have it does not make it okay/normal. that's what you get for not being circumsized and having a good hygiene.

>>731039851
Many people have herpes is that okay?

>>731038286
It's normal even beneficial, the girl will be more stimulated when you insert raw(without condom).

If they were huge girls would freak out, but they're like a cat cock. They're supposed to provide intense stimulation while removing competition from her cunt. Ever nothing why male cats bite the females's during mating? Because the intense stimulation from his cock is incredibly painful. But yours aren't spikey, they're soft.

So if you have a woman willing to have sex with you, she might like it.

If not rest in peace.

You're fine dickshit
I have the same thing. Have yet to hear a single bitch complain. Mind you I've had my dick sucked by about 30 girls. You're fine

>>731039851
Fuck off Kike

>>731039391
>shanking them with a toothpick
why the fuck would you do that?

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>tfw vitiligo (skin condition that makes certain parts of the skin lose all melanin, pic related)
>it's on your penis too
>your dick looks like cowskin

Your mom fucked a cat faggot?
Honestly don't worry about it. It seems common and most girls aren't even fussy about that shit. I've learnt not to give damn about mine over time and it took a large weight of my shoulders

>>731041013

half niggers are susceptible to it

>>731039851
>>731039910
>no, many people have it does not make it okay/normal. that's what you get for not being circumsized and having a good hygiene.
>Many people have herpes is that okay?

kek hygiene has nothing to do with the formation of pearly penile papules. It's something you can't control and laser surgery is an option but who really cares, at least a third of the population has these bumps and they're harmless. PPP is not like herpes at all you retard

>>731038286
>I have some normal bumps that does literally nothing and is perfectly fine
HELP ME PLS

>>731041013

post pics

This is called Tyson`s Glands. It`s a normal thing.

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>>731038286
MFW PPP and fordyce spots
Feels bad man

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At least you don't suffer from a large amount of fordyce spots.. This shit looks unmistakably like an STD

>>731038793
>laser
>You lose sensitivity

>>731043399
damn thats fucking disgusting but fordyce spots are common but your shit looks like chronic or something.

>>731040386
That's not a real thing. You can't even feel them, troll.

>>731043399
I have both. It fucking sucks. I don't think there's much I can do about the fordyce spots either.

>>731044280
>>731044660

Yeah.. It looks worse flaccid though so at least that's something. It just sucks having to convince every girl that I'm not contagious.. At least I'm doing okay in the size-department which makes up for it a bit

>>731044660
i got both, only the fordyce spoys have been an issue

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>>731038286
Beat this

>>731045260
learn to take a picture dipshit its all blurry and wtf is that some gross pimple on your dick?

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>>731041013

>>731038286
cheese grater then sprinkle it on your pasta

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>>731038286
have them too, anon. It's normal and no girl will say "no" to your cock just because you have those nice barbs, that every cool animal has.

>>731038432
>>731039168
It's not "normal" it's just common.

PPP are caused by very small pores that get blocked due to an extended bout of bad hygiene at some point in your life.

If you have them, you are/were a dirty fucker.

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>>731038286

>>731045714
this.

>>731045714
Nope.
That are the mammal genes. If you have a lot of testosteron you are more likely to get those barbs.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

>>731045240
Yeah I don't really care about the ppp that much, it's the fordyce spots that bother me because they're noticeable as fuck.

>>731045506
Is this a he or a she ?

>>731045260
what the fuck

>>731038286
I got a needle hot and burned some off, but I don't recommend it because those little bumps actually feel good and when you get rid of them you lose that feeling.

>>731046178
are you so much of a virgin that can't recognize a vagina and tits when you see them?

>>731046344
Yes.

>>731038286
I'm 49(!) never ever have a problem with it. Girls suck my dick. Swallow my cum. Take it in her ass. No problemo. You have the atavistic Dick of an animal, be happy with that.

>>731046394
sorry then. a she.

>>731040396

This is litterally the most retarded thing I've ever read.

>>731046479
Thanks Anon.

So many people in this thread trying to claim this shit is normal just to try and calm their own minds.

Guys this is not normal. It's disgusting. Girls will notice, they will be freaked out by it. All these virgins claiming other wise and saying it's some animal thing or that girls won't notice. Bullshit.

This shit is fucking disgusting and you need to see a doctor.

Be to clear, it's not harmful and you can't do anything about getting them. But it's fucking disgusting, get it sorted out by a doctor. You're fucking disgusting.

>>731043399
Ginger stats

>>731046693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c

>>731046693
said the virgin

>>731046693
Faggot kid
>>731038286
Yeah "go and see a doctor" he will tell you the same. Its just a genetic atavism. Google this!

>>731041013
That's kinda cute

>>731045865
Post credentials

>>731046693
dump asshole
>>731038286
I fucked many girls over the years. Sometimes hookers too. No one ever mention it.

>>731046874
Not >>731046693 but he's not wrong.

They really aren't normal, just common.

>>731046934
>>731046959
>>731047150
Children trying to comfort themselves about their disfigurement.

>One study found them in 33.3% of males who had not been circumcised and in 7.1% of circumcised males

If it were genetic then there wouldn't be a difference in occurrence between circumcised and uncircumcised dicks.

>>731038286
Of the 5 dudes who sucked my dick, no one cared.

>>731047209
Bullshit. Do you know Wikipedia?

I remember when I was like 6 and had those things. My mom took me to a doctor and this old lady just started ripping them off with tweezers whithout any anesthetics, I will never forget that

>>731046934
>>731046959
>>731047150

If I was wrong, why are you cunts so angry?

Guys it's not your fault you've got them. Nobody is blaming you. But they are fucking disgusting. Honestly they are horrible looking. Girls notice them and will talk about them with their friends. You need to get something done about this.

Go to a doctor. Get them removed.

Again, they won't hurt, they won't harm you, they're not going to do anything. But they are fucking disgusting. Don't even think other wise. Girls notice them and think they are gross.

Imagine some girl with huge flaps and fat pimpels all over her flaps. You know it's going to bother you. You'd still fuck it cus by the time you see it you're too horny to stop. But once you're done you know you'll think it's fucking disgusting and you'll talk about it with your friends.

Ignore these idiots with mutilated dicks trying to make it sound like nothing is wrong with them.

It's fucking disgusting. Get it sorted out.

>>731047209
I know than is not normal, just common, is the way that >>731046693 give his opinion.

>>731045506
I could fax to this, reminds me of the daggers from SeaQeast DSV. The chick's were hot.

>>731047503
You mean the place that just proved you guys wrong? Sure.

Wikipedia isn't perfect though... it would probably be better if I linked the original study so you guys can't argue semantics.

>>731047231
Faggots don't even care when the spread AIDS, so why should they care about your herpes dick?

>>731047654

My opinion and litterally everybody else who doesn't have tentacle dick.

>wanting to make your dick less bumpy

itt virgins who don't understand what women want

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>>731038286
Barbecue lighter will take them off no problem.
Just be careful not to ignite pubes.

>>731039396
hey

>>731038286
Stupid virgin

>>731047859
You're opinion is not universal, faggot.

>>731045714
>PPP are caused by very small pores that get blocked due to an extended bout of bad hygiene at some point in your life
Lmfao no
All primates have them; they're the remnants of penis barbs used to pull the semen out of other males

>>731047544
dude chill, you're gonna pop a vein if you're not careful, also i'm european and to us circumcised penises look disgusting and mutilated with all that scarring but to burger eaters they looks perfectly fine, so you see, different people can actually have different opinions, what a novel concept uh?

>>731048123

>You're
Moron

And no my opinion is not universal, normally. In this case it is though. That shit is fucking disgusting. But please carry on trying to deny it if it makes you feel better.

>>731038286
They are purely cosmetic. I have them. They grow back if you try any diy shit. Get over it, or see a doctor.

>>731046471
This, girls don't care or notice

>>731048359

No clue why you're talking about americans and europeans or what the fuck that even has to do with anything? But you seem to think it's important for some reason so to be clear, I'm dutch.

Having disgusting tentacle pimpels on your cock is gross. But it's got fuck all to do with american or european. It's just disgusting.

Please keep trying to tell yourself it's not though.

>>731048436

1) They notice
2) They care
3) They make fun of you and your gross pimple dick.

>>731048144
Sigh...

If that were true then the papules would be made of keratin, which they aren't. They're full of a semi-solid white substance containing sebum and other penile secretions.

>papule
>a small, raised, solid pimple or swelling, often forming part of a rash on the skin and typically inflamed but not producing pus.

Even the definition of papule explains that they're a type of pimple.

>>731048603
None of the 5 girls who have sucked my dick mentioned them.
Girls are way more self conscious of themselves to judge a dick

>>731048370

Lolllll. I hope you get herpes one day you idiot. They are normal. And the girls I've been with don't mind once explained (if they ever bring it up, even). I used to have that before laser surgery. You're good OP. If you run into 3 grand in the future, CO2 laser is the best way get rid of them.

>>731038286
Nobody notices or cares. They're normal. It's like freckles or no freckles.

>>731048603
Bitch please, I have a disgusting scar on my dick since I was a kid. I was always afraid that it will make it unattractive for girls. After being 3 YEARS with my GF she noticed the scar, asked about it and then forgot about it

>>731048545
my point about circumcision is that what might be disgusting to you doesn't mean that it's disgusting to everybody, like circumcision is considered mutilation by a lot of europeans but a lot of americans actually prefer it, same thing with the pauples, some find it disgusting some don't care, they're not universally disgusting like you're implying

>>731048603
t. virgin

>>731048719

lol you've never been with a woman have you?

>>731048749

So you admit that you got rid of them because girls minded them? Who the fuck wants to explain digusting pimple cock when you can just get rid of it?

See all you other nerds? Proof. One of you disgusting cunts even admits it that he had them removed because women mind them.

>>731048882

Scar =/= disgusting pimples. Duh.

>>731048907

No actually disgusting cock pimples are considered vile everywhere. Any continent except for perhaps africa consider them disgusting.

This is not a cultural thing. It's a disgusting thing.

>>731039851
It's genetical and rudimentical. You can find it at some animals too.

You can go to Lowes or Home Depot and get some 150 or 200 grit sandpaper and sand them off.

>>731045431
his dick has 2 nipples kek

>>731046693
Kek nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>731048657
They are the evolutionary leftover of penile spines. Mutilated dicks don't have ppp because they chafed away from penis numbing friction
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_spines

>>731049007
>lol you've never been with a woman have you?
I literally just said I was with 5 you tremendous retard

>>731049384

Yeah and we all know that's bullshit.

>>731049108
>>731049293
It's not genetic as I've explained in other posts, and yes other animals do have them but other animals can also have bad hygiene.

You can go read the studies on Medscape, though you'll need to make an account.

>>731049293
Penile spines are made from keratin, PPP are not. They may look similar, but they are far from the same thing.

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>>731049293
It's literally an Extension, there are even condoms Made like that because women actually enjoy them

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>>731049102
so scars can't be disgusting?

>>731048144
>pull the semen out of other males

>>731038286
use a nail clipper

>>731042826
This.

>>731049566

Hey look you guys! Somebody figured out to how to use a strawman! WOW!

Welcome to your first internet arguement. I see you found EZ mode? Well done.

Go read what I said and come back to me once you're ready to talk like a big boy.

>>731049102
>Scar =/= disgusting pimples. Duh.

Isn't that the same shit? There is some minor imperfection about your penis, where you are more concerned about it than your partner. Don't you guys see how most of girls are afraid and embarrassed about how their vaginas look? We, guys, don't give a shit about how their vaginas look like, as long as the girl is attractive, same goes for them. Do you really think girl will refuse to have sex with you because you have scar/pimples on your dick? Get out of your basements anons

>>731049489
We don't care. Women dont care. Nobody than you cares. Most women dont inspect your dick. In 99/100 you just stick your dick in her and you fuck her.

>>731049644
Kek'd. Also GET witnessed

>>731038286
Keep them you faggot, girl like them

Everybody gets it, chill the FUCK out

>>731049728
Never said I cared whether or not someone had them... I was just saying it's not normal nor are they "penile spines".

People are wrong and I feel like they should be corrected.

>>731049700

See this is the part when you're wrong.

We, normaly men who have a choice of women, do care how their vaginas look.

This is what you virgins don't seem to get. Once you've been with a few women you'll figure out that there's such a thing as a disgusting cunt. You'll still fuck it once you get to it. But man will it be gross when you think back to it. And you'll judge the chick for it.

Now think about your disgusting pimple cock. Women will judge you for it. And getting that fixed is a lot easier then getting your pussy fixed.

>>731048370
Well, if you want me to believe that this particular opinion is universal, just prove it. It shouldn't be that hard, Anon.

>>731049700
Yeahr, Vagina is about tightness Not Look. Be rather insecure about dick size and ur ugly face

>>731049838

Litterally not true. Only a few people get them.

>>731049908

tightness....jezus christ. Another virgin heard of. Just...just go away and find another thread.

>>731049928
Oh, well, I have it. I figured it was from like having a sweaty flaccid pp

>>731049882
Wat? You don't fuck vaginas which don't look good? I really don't give a fuck. As long as she is not stinky she gets dick in her pinky

>>731049882
> metrosexual confirmed

>>731050041

Reading comprehension is not your biggest strength is it?

Clearly said. "You'd still fuck it but man it'll be gross"

>>731048657
>>731049489
There's a reason things are called vestigial.
If people are wrong and you feel like they should be corrected, use your Medscape account and show us we are wrong. Heresay is nothing.

Women also get PPP.

>>731049928
40% of men will have it.

>>731050014
That's partially right. They're from blocked pores/preputial glands.

Uncircumcised guys have a higher chance of getting them because their foreskin traps a lot of stuff at the base of the glans.

>>731049984
Im no virgin dude. There are pussys which are such little holes they feel like assholes and there are pussys which are so big that you barely can feel sth. I think you are an virgin since you talk such shit. Most times you have sex its dark and you cant see pussy

>>731050168

And would you say that 40% of people is less than everyone?

>>731050240

>virgin .

>>731050149
Why'd you do sth gross? I guess you like feminime penis too

>>731050327

Talk normal. Use your words and try again.

>>731049882
These guys are filling eachother up with some shit. If it looks disgusting bet your ass I'm judging. It might not keep me from hitting it if it's been a long time but I'm still judging.

>>731050325
(You)

>>731050240
Assholes feel like sticking your dick in a bag full of pudding then tightening the entrance with a rope around your dick

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I have them too. My girl likes to lick them when she gives me a bj.

Never had issues with other girls

>>731050399

Right? I'll fuck a disgusting pussy but man do I hate thinking back to it. Once fucked this insanely hairy pussy with the biggest flaps I'd ever seen, even now almost 15 years later I still shiver when I think about it. Still fucking judge her for it.

>>731050168
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preputial_gland

~33% of uncircumcised males have them while ~7% of circumcised males have them.

Considering women also have preputial glands, you shouldn't be surprised that they can also get blocked.

>>731050494

lol. Your disgusting dick pimples are about the size of your dick.

Your girlfriend doesn't "like" to lick them. She has no choice cus you've got suck a tiny cock.

>>731050241
I would say it's more than a few people.

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>>731050494

>>731050687
http://efukt.com/22016_Cam_Whore_Left_Speechless.html

always thoughti had a small dick....then i got on b and realize....im good

Allright girls. This has been good fun. I'm off to have another gin & tonic and watch a movie.

Just to make sure we're all clear.

1) It's not your fault you have them.
2) There are a fair few guys who have them
3) Girls will notice them
4) Girls will think they are disgusting. THey will most likely get over it because it won't be a HUGE thing, but they will definitly notice them and make fun of you for it behind your back to their friends
5) get that shit fixed. It looks gross. Just get it fixed. It's only a few bucks and a minor surgical thing.

Please don't believe the circljerking idiots in this thread that are trying to convince you people won't notice. They are litterally only doing this because they are too poor or too scared to have an operation to fix their own disgusting cocks.

>>731050631

But less than everyone right?

>>731050588
But the Wikipedia article is a place for me to get my information, surely. Not to mention the sentence
>According to detractors, they are not glands, but mere thickenings of the skin and are not involved in the formation of smegma
It seems to me like this topic isn't wholly decided amongst the medical field; see http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/parkash/ and http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1066896906291779, as taken from the Wikipedia article you presented.
Now how about that Medscape?

>>731050479
Vagina is kinda at entry rope too and behind that warm and soft. Never fucked a assholes tho. So i can't tell difference

>>731050849
Yes, but it's not a few people. It being less than 100% is obvious. If you're trying to say that anything less than 100% is a few people, then that's how you beat your drum.
>>731049928
>Litterally not true.
>Litterally
>Only a few people get them
A few people =/= ~40%
A few people = ~5-20%

>>731050814
I think you are a murritard. Why? This is typical murritardish

>>731050814
>minor surgical thing
>litterally
>definitly
>Allright
>make fun of you for it behind your back to their friends
>fix their own disgusting cocks
Tonic and brain damage, chased by a lingering insecurity about having PPP, mixed with regret after having a laser scar their penis.

>>731039229
>neo-/b/

>>731038286


that shit is not normal.

that shit is gross.

I feel something in my dick just by thinking you'll cut that off