Welcome to /d/ the opposite of /b/ Women leave your tops on,

Hitler was wrong! Completely wrong!

I like black people!

>>731036992
op is a great person

>>731036992
/d/
God I hope you've realised your mistake

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>>731036992
yeah i'll be that faggot

>>731036992
the consequences were always the same

Communism is an effective political system!

I like women with masculine vaginas, but I swear I'm not straight!

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>>731038324
> posts thumbnail while trying to make people think he's cool

/d/ is an alternative porn dump board

so /b/ and /d/ really are just the same board

traps don't make me question my sexual orientation because I can get normal girls as well!

>>731038523
You look beautiful today!

>>731038455
That's what >>731038165
Was saying

>>731038523
show butthole and get out of bed

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We are all the same.

>>731038682
this /d/ not /b/, /d/ is the opposite of /b/

so if this is the opposite, what's the OPPOSITE of a sharpie in the butthole?

Pencil in the mouth? LOL

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>>731038523
M'lady, you look perfect with your shirt on.

>>731038611
True and straight

What's up /d/ros? I just got the girl of my dreams!
Lemme normaltext it
Be me<
Girl says she wants to fuck<
We fuck<
That's the end of it<

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>>731038523
REally! No tits or stay the fuck in!

>>731038523
You look wonderful! Don't post breasts and please stay here!

>>731038682
Whoa sir, uncalled for. Woman are equal and deserve respect.

fur threads are gross because I'm a human being with standards!

>>731038353
>mfw /b/ is an aging "NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!"
Sounds about right.

Good evening /d/oritos! I hope you've all had a wonderful day.

I mean, everyone knows that every guy on /d/ is fake.

reddit here you guys are faggots

I still don't fucking like chocolate milk.

OP IS THE OLDEST OF OLDFAGS... PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM HE IS OUR NEW ULTRA MEGA GOD OP. LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL11010LOLOL01010LOL

Traps are gross and illegal
Post more child porn please

Bush never did 911

>>731039079
Reddit is so insensitive. No wonder they come out with the best of the meme's first!

>>731039079
By why are you saying that?
All we want is internet peace among eachother

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>>731038973
absolutely agree chap! women deserve the same respect as men wherever they go!

also batman thread anyone?

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>>731038819
you must be an oldfag

Op is a straight man

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>>731038523
if only this was /b

Jet fuel can melt steel beams

>>731036992
Thank you, /d/ude, you're the best

>>731036992
I say, can we have another civilized discourse on political matters in which we address each other respectfully, provide actual evidence for our claims, and do not degenerate into name-calling?

/d/udes, you gotta help me. I want to fucking live

>>731036992
The jews are okay i guess...traps are straight.

>>731039461
Of course, let this be normal, civilised internet discussion thread

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>>731036992
anyone got an extra towel?

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>>731036992
Hey everyone! It's doggerday!

>>731039299
Dubs are a numerical phenomenon and in no way represent truth

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>>731039619

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>>731036992
Meanwhile, at OP's house

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>>731038165
kek >>731038455
lets heck up this mortal's shitty thread.

>>731036992
/d/ is for weebs with weird fetishes. Please die newfag.

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singles GET

>>731039925
/d/ie**
Fucking pleb

bumping to stay afloat

>>731038381
underrated post

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>>731036992
Isn't Gary Oaks girth so easy to ignore?

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>>731038523

M'lady, please keep that sharpy away from the pooper.

>>731036992
Ɉoϱϱɒʇ ɒ ƨi ԳO

>>731042714
toggaf a si PO

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>>731036992>

>be me
>got a gf
>she's a virgin; has never seen a black penis
>I got a promotion at work

>>731039754

LOL, OP sure is the man!

>>731038409

*applause*

>>731039521
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What a sharp looking black man. He must be an accountant or a lawyer.

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Kill niggers!

>>731043466

Crackers tongue punch my fart box

>>731036992
Opposite of /b/ is /q/, mirroring only horizontal is against opposite codes

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u mad blak boi

>>731036992
>Welcome to /d/
>Women leave your tops on
>>>/d/

We only tolerate 2d girls here.

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Welcome to /d/. We are a melting pot of diversity, culture, and education.

>>731044383
Sdom!

>Be me
>Home alone with sister
>We have a few drinks we stole from the kitchen
>She hasn't drunk much before and gets tipsy real quick
>On top of that, she was really excited so just downed a bunch of shit
>Lays back on the couch, passed out
> Her legs spread
>She's wearing really cute shorts
.Has just shaved her legs
>I can't hold back
>I'm not very strong, but I pick her up and carry her up the stairs
>mfw I don't trip
>mfw I'm strong enough to pick up my sister

Anyone else have little moments of sibling love?

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>>731044265
We're not here to deliberately offends others. We use our anonymity to make people feel good without the awkwardness of social interaction.

>>731036992
Wouldn't \q\ be the opposite of /b/?

Guys I am not at all into chicks with dicks... But Im sure you'll agree that if I was, I would still be straight.

I feel like I have a purpose and I am happy to be alive

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>>731044667
< be me
< underweight, live in parents attic
< rarely on the internet
< Sister walks in wearing appropriate clothes
< leans over me, I can look right down her shirt, don't
< Asks for help w/her math homework
< I give her help, she learns from it
< I feel tightness in my pants
< oh_no\what'shappening.exe
< get up, go to the bathroom
< hadtopee.jpg
> should I continue?

>>731044778
Let's make everyone happy and do /qd/ ?

>>731045031
Oh yes my dude, I would like to hear the rest of this tale

>>731045031
Don't feel like you need to, but we are intrigued. Your life sounds fulfilling and meaningful!

>>731045031
less

>>731045031
wow you sure are straight

>>731045176
why not /dqn/?
知り合いと話し合えた時に僕だけは「ペニス検査日」を覚えていること気づいた。　小学校の頃に、体育先生が残りの子たちが遊び続くながら一人ずつトイレに連れて行って、ちゃんと成長してて清潔にしているを確かめる為にチンコの皮を剥いて、検査してくれた。　やはり僕だけにあった事じゃないかな。　君らの学校にも「ペニス検査日」がありましたのでしょうか。

>>731044881

of course. Even if she has a dick, a girl is a girl no matter what. You are straight; no doubt.

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>>731040058
You just did! There's no trick to it. It's all luck, and aren't our lives just great? We're so lucky to live in a democratic country that encourages multiculturalism, aren't we?

>>731036992
Someone arrest this man.
>Pic related

Traps most definitely are gay

>>731038523

I absolutely DO NOT want to know the source of this image

>>731045473
But there's nothing wrong with that!

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>>731045031
< Sister, Pt 2. (with sauce)
< Go back into room, Sister is in there
< 'Anon, let me give you a back rub for helping me'
< Rubs my back, feels really good
< deep tissue massage
< rubs lower and lower
< says 'That's all!' and I say thanks
< Mom comes in, wearing nothing but a bathrobe
< Robe falls open
< I look away, embarrassed and helping her keep her dignity
< she closes it, says 'what a fine mannered boy'
< goes downstairs, makes me brownies
> continued.....

>>731036992
This thread needs more hentai alternative. Can anyone oblige

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I promised this smart, good looking, successful girl from school that I wasn't going to share her nudes.

>>731045715
There's a good chap! +1 for Gryffindor!

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Just imagine andy sixx's poo sliding down your throat

What a disgusting thought! i hope that never happens to me!

Oldfags can't triforce
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▲▲

>>731036992
The fuck is happening in \d\ today

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Turn this thread into a You Laugh You Win (Because We're Here To Have Fun!)?

If you're offended, let us know so we can stop.

>>731045802

▲
▲▲

I don't want OGs(** not 'oldfag') to feel left out.
>ctrl + c
>ctrl + v

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>>731045623
< Sister, Pt 3
< Dad hears the commotion, comes into the kitchen
< Sees me w/mom in a bathrobe
< Gives her a hug, says to me
< 'Now there's my fine young man!'
< Reaches into his wallet, gives me $50
< All 3 of us decide to get on the floor
< None of us do the dinosaur
> Sauce: ME

>>731042978
>Heard you talkin shit

lloR

>>731045936
>▲
>▲▲

wow, thanks anon. Good looking out. I just found this website and had no idea. I sure love this community. I feel so welcome

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>>731045843

>>731046065
If you tell us your birthday, we'll send you a special message from a celebrity! Celebrities LOVE /d /q, or whatever this new wonderful place is!
(no nudes though, we respect actresses here)

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>>731046251
What's this, You Laugh You Win?

>>731045936
¿
¿ ¿
.

>>731046349

Hahaha,, I WON! China sure makes quality products.

I hope you all find the love of your life whatever gender they are or identify as!

Lel! I love le friendly atmosphere here my friends! Mind if I bring some friends from reddit? And where do I register for a 4chan account?

op is hetero sexual

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>>731046576
Great! Glad to be of assistance! Sure, bring as many over from that wonderful Reddit as you can!

>>731046576
why! ask our good friend here!
>>731046251
he's so le funny LOL XDD such an epic meme guy

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Our new president who had biggest inauguration crowd in history sure loves those minorities.

< be me
< just bought my first house
< solid and very fun job with good pay
< no gf atm but thatwillcomewhenthetimeisright.jpg
< hanging out with friends regularly
< I take good care of myself and like to clean my house and car
< most of my free time I spend outside I am almost never on the internet
< I have an appropriate sense of humor

>>731036992
Black people are marvellous people and deserve to be livin in our society,not in the zoo.

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OK, chaps, that's enough merriment for one evening.
I'm afraid I'll have to call an end to this.
President Reagan asked me to step in and have a word with you!

Everyone have a great day today!

>>731046732
>>731046772
Thanks guys! I'll tell them over Facebook, but right now I have to help my loving girlfriend with whom I'm in a functioning open relationship do the dishes! Hope everyone here has a wonderful time :)

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>>731047002
Would you two like some help with those?
Let me publish my contact information for you, so we can keep up w/each other!
Here's my personal telephone number!
There's a good lad!

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Would somebody please watch this while I'm away? Thanks /d/ros

>>731047168
>>731047002
>>731046772
This is now a reddit/tumbler/newfriend mockery thread

>Be me
>Be 16
>Pretty good student
>study hard
>on basketball team
>girl at school being harassed badly online
>rally my friends
>we offer support, as anyone with shred of decency would
>she pulls thru
>harasser arrested
>hope he gets help he needes
>didn't do it to impress gf but she really appreciated I helped out another girl
>many problems in world
>generally have optimism for future, good health, strong study habits, & a full grasp of personal hygiene.

Fuck you

>>731045766
Why would anyone want that? How disgusting

>>731047343
Wow rude tbh

>>731047168
Thanks but no thanks friend, I wouldn't want to impose on you. I'll sendnyou a text and we can go to my local book club some time. We're reading a biography on Karl Marx. What a great fellow!

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>>731047250
Of course, man. It'll be here when you get back.

be me<
be 21, living by myself<
sister comes over for a visit<
opens the door<
gets on the floor<
reply to this post or nothing will happen to your mother<

>>731047343

we don't use that kind of language around here young man. Now behave.

the moon landings are totally real

>>731047492
You're not my dad

>>731047421
Wasn't his system of government the absolute best? Those ladies on tumblr sure had it right!

>>731047250
I'll pour some more glasses, and then we can all sit and enjoy chocolate milk together.

>>731047304
Why would we ever do that /d/ude? I'd tell you to leave the board but that'd be wrong of me :)

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marry/become friends with/help carry groceries

Which?

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I live in Rainbow, Alabama and since trump won I been getting richer by the day. Who knew those mexicans had so many millions hidden under their mattresses.

I love life, and I would never consider suicide. Am I right, /d/ros?

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Also, chaps, I hate to bring up a sad subject, but:
.
It appears that jet fuel, can in fact, melt steel beams.
Who knew it could be true?

>>731047732
The one who is nicest to her mom, of course!

>>731047738
heck yeah

>>731047792
Its a good thing we've seen the light now. Skeptics do nothing but bring harm to our community.

>>731047733
I, too, am from Alabama. I don't want to reveal my location because there's so few people here. But needless to say I hE not found any Mexican gold, only Jew gold.

>>731038084
NICE DUBS CHECKED

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<sisters birthday friday
<her and her friends are having a party downstairs
<she begged my mom to let her do it there, and my mom said that she was sure I would get along with her friends
<she is 15 and her friends are around the same age
<all her friends are wonderful people and I love having engaging conversations with them all, so I decide to celebrate with my sister
<just finished watching a couple games of football
<those qb homies always make me inspired to be healthy
<tell my sister's friends i'll be back in a second
<they compliment me on my attire: a full suit and tie!
<walk past mother and say "hello, mom! :)" and go downstairs into the kitchen to grab a glass of water
<i come back from the kitchen freshly rehydrated
<have a deep conversation with my sister and her friends
<it's the end of the night
<tell everyone goodnight, wish sister happy birthday
<brush teeth, and go to sleep.

>>731047992
Can the moderators please ban this account for being so intolerant?

I´m so grateful that the muslims are teaching everyone how amazing their religion is

USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED

USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED

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>>731047733

Pfft, that's nothing. I found this badass job now that the Mexicans are gone. Luxury living here I COME!

>>731047732
Left to right: befriend, marry, carry groceries

>>731048061
you can ban this dick across your face

USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED

its more like \d\ the opposite of /b/

I have my ideal weight and am in a healthy relationship

>>731047732
befriend and help all of them with the groceries,
cause i'm already happily married of course!

>>731048302
>>731048346
>>731048384
differentfag

>>731048023
It sounds as though you had a jolly old time.

I have been so productive today
As a matter of fact I've never procrastinated in my life

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>>731048426

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>>731048508

USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED

>>731048460
Why, most certainly!
No one would say otherwise!

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>>731048626

>>731045843
just lost.

Fucking win thread

>opposite of sage

>>731047467
Thanks pal!

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I love it when celebs wear lots of layers of clothing. ewww who needs nudes

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>>731048426
Jolly good, old chap. You got me. I shall now stop posting and quietly leave the thread. Have a nice day.

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Don't worry about responding to this thread your mom and anyone else is going to be just fine.

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this whole thread is making me laugh more than it should.

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>>731048977
there's a good lad! Highest Congratulations on getting that 77 on your post, too!
Good bye!

>>731049233
How wonderful, we are all here to make each other feel better

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>>731038523
Can I please see your tits? You don't have to and can stay if you don't.

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This fellow sure was friendly .

>>731048933
Yes, and we can see the new fashions when they do!
Who needs icky naked pictures, anyway! You'd be able to see their..... nipples!

>>731036992
Reddit is cool!

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welcome! friends for the darker varieties and alternative religions.

>>731036992

I really think 4chan is better these days.

>>731049567
Maybe a fellow of the Islamic faith will visit!
We could have a rational discussion about the 4 pillars of Islam! How wonderful!

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>this whole thread
never change \d\

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>>731049902

>>731049873
sir, I would like to request that you cease the posting of these obnoxious texts.

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>>731049664
>4chan is better these days.

oh you bet! specially with all this new FAbulous people bringing new ideas. I can't wait for summer to arrive.

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>>731049873
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BETS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

top lol, this thread is so funny i am totally posting it on reddit

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>>731036992
I'm conducting a triforce education seminar at 12:00 GMT for all the lovely children getting out of school for the summer

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>>731050164
Good show. That told him. Respectful, but firm

>>731050277
I say, well done sir! Not only are you helping out the summerchaps, your post had 2 identical numbers!

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I'll just leave this here

oldfags can triforce

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>>731050832
She looks like she has an advanced degree, and is an intelligent, caring woman!

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I'm fixing some of the Emma leaks.

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Does anyone have photographs that you have been encouraged to share? I would sure enjoy seeing these.

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Johnny ROcks

>>731051183
Is that... pornography?
PLEASE REPORT

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>>731051209
1 of 2 How enjoyable!

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>>731051209

it's a little dated, but here you go anon.

And if you are watching this.. I love you Bertha!!!

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>>731051458

there are more than two genders

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/d/ros, I'm feeling kinda down today. What should I do?

>>731051943
live.

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>>731051943
Take a brisk walk, do some cooking and laundry, and you'll be shipshape in no time, pal!

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>this lady was carrying a heavy back pack
>so, I helped her bringing it into the Federal building were I work.

>>731052016
>>731052189
Thanks guys, I'm already feeling a little better. A walk does sound great. I'll see you all later.

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If you don't reply to this post your mom will live a long happy life.

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>>731052300
What a stylish, beautiful Hijab that woman has!

I hope I don't get dubs

>>731052813
Phew

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>>731052849
you were off by two! That was a close one!

>Don't reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

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>>731036992
>/d/
>not \d\

You fucked up

>>731050277
SUBS UNCHECK
EPIC FAIL

>>731053217
Wow, cool picture \d\ude, did you draw it yourself?

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I was about to take a creep pic, but decided to ask for permission instead. One of the girls even said I was kind of cute.

>>731036992
Amy schumer is funny

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WOW last night go a little out of hand. I better find some blankets and a pillow for this nice lady. And let me place this glass of water and aspirin next to her. She will need it in the morning.

>>731036992
Hey /d/ude !
- adjusts fedora -

>>731036992
OP you're very straight and masculine

>>731054351
What is wrong with fedoras? They are actually pretty stylish

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>>731048061
lol'd

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>>731053556
There you go, man. ALWAYS ask permission, and be a Gentleman!

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>>731054351
>>731054519


This is for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online, saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well guess what, they roll harder than you, dipshits. You don't know fucking anything about this hat, idiots. Quite frankly I think you're just jealous ass haters, because you couldn't even pull off this look. You couldn't even wear a fedora if your lives depended on it, because you know what? It's class. And class is for men and swag is for boys. But you wouldn't know shit about that, fucking haters. This hat is for what cool people wear, and you can't figure it out. You sit there online on your fucking websites and state bullshit about it, but guess what? It's just a hat, and you're not cool enough to wear it. So next time think before you do "trolling". I emplore you to do a little thinking if that's even possible for you. To think before you do fucking hating on fedoras. They're just a hat, and you're just a stupid swag idiot. You think swag is so cool, but guess what? It's just for boys, and class is for men. This is class. That's all i got to say to you stupid ass haters and bullshit bully trolls. You don't know shit, you don't know fashion, you don't know anything about this world if you keep saying bullshit jokes. I know you're just trying to be stupid and ass funny but it's not fucking funny. Get the fuck offline if you're gonna keep saying this bullshit, keep spamming it out of your stupid ass keyboards, that probably aren't even mechanical. Listen, log off idiots, you don't know shit. You stupid swag, you don't know shit and I dare you to say one more fucking joke and I'll slit your throat neck. Anyway, that's it haters. See ya later, fucking idiots.

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This is why mom doesn't loves you op

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>>731054830
Language, please. This is a discussion board for the whole family.

>>731055152
finally! you were almost too late!

I'm African American and know for a fact I'm welcomed and wanted on 4chan

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>>731047250
Everything is a-okay here.

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atheists are surprisingly good at defining atheism

>>731055336
That you are, friend. Well...on /d/ anyway. I still wouldn't go to /pol/. This is our safespace.

>>731046251
won

guys, what are your fursonas? mine's a minion

*welcome to \d\