you have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English

irish breakfast you britbong

>>731030392
Australian brekky ya boofhead

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>>731030464

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Her

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>>731030392

>>731030392
what's that fucking black disk? i'm amerifag.

and mushrooms go on pizza, not in a breakfast

>>731030392
What the fuck is that black haggis puck

>>731030778
>>731030758
Literal fried blood

>>731030758
>>731030778

Black pudding. Sausage cooked in congealed blood. Delicious as fuck.

>>731030392
CHERRY TOMATOES???

No.

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>>731030392
Take out the fried tomatoes, mushrooms, and black pudding and give me pancakes.

>>731030392
This isn't even complete. See here for reference: >>731030729
Also "Blutwoarschd" (blood sausage) as we call it here is fucking disgusting.

To answer your question: nice fluffy pancakes with maple syrup, hands down. Not the healthiest, but just delicious, and it goes well with coffee.

>>731030979
gross af

>>731030979
delicious?

taste like ass m8

>>731030916
And also the tastiest thing you will ever eat.

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>>731030392
Rape.

Being raped and murdered is better than a proper English Breakfast.

>>731031124
You're a blithering idiot and a faggot.

>fluffy pancakes

fucking cuck

>>731031189
Ive tried it
It just tastes like a painful salt discharge

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>>731030392

TWO, proper English breakfasts

/thread

>>731030392
vegemite on toast and a bowl of weetbix

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>>731030392
>sex
>money
>money to buy English breakfasts
>German cars
>a nice big plate of spaghetti and meatballs paired with a young merlot
>orange slices on a picnic
>apple pie
>a tall glass of cold rootbeer
>4chan
>whiskey & hotwings
>fish & chips
>a good friend
>a good coworker
>a good lover
>a cozy cabin in the cold woods
>videogames that make you feel nostalgic
>being part of an elite club
>quitting a bad job
>finishing house work
>finishing yard work
>watching your favorite movie
>a good joke
>your first paycheck
>an American hamburger

Yup only took me 10 seconds.

>>731030464
>Muh Irish breakfast

You do know it's literally just a full English that Paddies have tried to rebadge as their own, right?

>>731030729
Just camed a little

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French breakfast! Better quality,coffee,bread etc

>>731031283
Fucking hobbits.

>>731031135
People who think black pudding is gross are fucking moronic.

>Blood? Ugh gross. Now let me get back to my delicious hot dog made from rancid cow anus and eyeballs.

>>731030392
Why do the English eat a Canadian hockey puck?

>>731030392
>ten seconds
not even enough time to describe the meal in your picture. so it's not like you're giving anyone a fair chance.

>>731030392
Arepas Venezolanas

>>731031488
And that's why you are a nation of pretentious, weak surrender monkeys with questionable hygiene. I'm sorry Claude, but the truth hurts.

>>731031488
and comes with a free white flag

Op is true

A southern breakfast
>proper sausage
not that greasy, flavorless bullshit you brits call sausage or your bullshit puddings
>bacon
>slab of country ham
>eggs, however you want them
>buttermilk biscuits
>hash or grits
>gravy

>>731031684
>>731031653
>oh the memes

can't come up with anything original, huh? that joke is older than you are.

>>731030392
Anything;

Australia Brekkie: FUCKING WEAT BIX

>>731031916
Man, that sounds gay as hell.

>>731031932
Well yeah. You were famed surrender monkeys long before I, you or your parents were born, so what's your point?

>>731031932
Thanks for helping prop up the Euro! Love, Germany xxx

>>731032093
what wars did the french surrender?

without google.

>>731031916

>not that greasy, flavorless bullshit you brits call sausage or your bullshit puddings

It's always funny when Amerifag /b/tards who hardly ever leave their basement, let alone travel to another country, make such bold claims.

>>731031488
Would better have olives paste and dried tomatoes "chips" (don't know how to call that in english). And no sugar in the cafe. But anon, this really looks pleasant and civil.

A proper Turkish breakfast. Nothing will beat that imo. Salad, white cheese, Turkish sausages, toasted bread, scrambled eggs, olives

>>731032182
Are you saying the invention of google has caused the French to surrender in wars?

>>731032254
>It's always funny when Amerifag /b/tards who hardly ever leave their basement, let alone travel to another country, make such bold claims.
I have 48 stamps in my passport from five continents. Try again.

>>731032423
I'm saying you probably have no clue about the history of the french people, or their propensity to surrender. you just say things because that is what you heard, and it's easier to repeat than to think for yourself.

>>731031121
>fucking streaky bacon
Disgusting

>>731032424
Ok, here goes:

You smell.

>>731032531
You're overthinking this anon. It's a long running gag relating to your country's pathetic actions in WWII. Might as well just own it Renee.

>>731030729
This.
/thread

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Easy.

Proper English breakfast - with big, fat titties on the side.

>>731032655
>your country

I'm not french. just a shitposter who joined the convo. I get that it's a running joke. I just think it's funny that most people who joke about it have no idea about french surrender. or whether it actually happened or not. you're just going along with the crowd, and with a rather lame joke, relatively speaking.

>>731032824
I really, really like this image. Thanks anon! :-)

>>731031916
>brought to you by the fine folks at Cracker Barrel.

wtf is that black thing at the bottom

>>731030392
Proper English baked dinner

>>731031684
You mean the serviette?

>>731033038
I think maybe you need to lighten up bub. There are tons of national stereotypes that go around every day. No big deal. All Americans are dumb, fat rednecks; all Brits have terrible teeth; all Germans are uptight fascists with zero sense of humour; all Japs are sexually repressed weirdos... Welcome to humanity.

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American Breakfast

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Proper American Breakfast

>>731033214
Read the thread you utter fucktard.

>>731030392
Vegan health platter

>>731030392
Eat one every morning, just add 2 cups of black tea. Feels good, man.

>>731033380
Yeah but all that is true

>>731033405
OMG TWISTED ORANGE SLICES YOU SICK FUCK! MODSMODSMODS

>>731031124

This post genuinely triggered me. We need a lot less men like you in the world, I bet you take cola with your whiskey.. or would, if you weren't a massive fucking bitch.. Preffering pancakes to sausages and bacon wtf

Potato skins

>>731033405
Fucking Dennys breakfast? Gtfo, poor fag.

Cook it yourself from fresh ingredients or eat some shitty instant oatmeal.

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>>731033405

That's not American breakfast. This is.

>>731030392
no beans or gravy? weak af

>>731031530

This. Basically only Americans bitch about blood pudding too

>>731032424

Pics of passport or didn't happen

>>731030636
That's PART of a proper English breakfast.

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this cake

>>731030392
Bladder infection

>>731030392
Semen
100% heterosexual here

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>>731030392
maple shack breakfast

>>731033405

>Posts a full English with pancakes

What exactly is american? That full English or those Canadian pancakes? Idiot

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Get it right, foreigners! Here's a breakdown for you non-English hethans

A proper fry just as my nan would make

>>731031216
Is she dead? Just looks exhausted to me.

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THIS

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>>731030392
/thread

>>731034042
That's a lot of effort for a B- troll.

>>731034120
thats a brillo pad ffs

Dreadful shit

>>731034075
Wetherspoons microwaved breakfast, with no black pud? Jesus Christ! Stay pleb, anon.

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A filipino breakfast

Jk but it's close

>>731033383
More bacon, and a Glock is preferred for breakfast

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>>731034120
No

>>731030979
I really like the way so much British food isn't just delicious but gruesome too

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chilaquiles con pollo

Honestly, I'm a Britbong and a proper full English is a glorious thing, but it's not for every day. Once every now and then for a treat it's great, but eating that many calories every morning is for truck drivers and Amerifats only.

>>731034650
Looks artery-cloggingly good to be fair.

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>>731033670
Close

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here

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>>731033383
Almost

>>731033943
how are pancakes "Canadian" you fucking limey faggot

>>731035143
>LT0297

think i'll report that puppy to BATF as stolen. :)

>>731035143
this is clearly lunch, retard

>>731030392
A seafood buffet

>>731034650
mexican food

>>731034075
You don't get a coffee with a wheatherspoons breakfast mate. You are supposed to get a strongbow.

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Turkish breakfast.

>>731031124
>Also "Blutwoarschd" (blood sausage) as we call it here is fucking disgusting.
Guys, I've found the man with shit taste.

>>731036199
Kek maybe for the sultan

>>731030392
2 proper english breakfast

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>>731037128

>>731030392
WTF is breakfast?

damn, i can barely even stomach the thought of eating for at least a couple of hours after i wake up
even coffee is a struggle sometimes.

ugh.

>>731036345
i have to agree
properly prepared blutwurst is great. a lot of people don't know what the're missing

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>>731030392
indian breakfast

>>731037658
Going to shit it out in the street?

>>731037688
going to shit in your mom pussy

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>>731030392
Canadian breakfast

>>731037688
if u have any balls call me on my number +919953458603

>>731037658
Looks good

>>731037863
Are you going to eat them too?

>>731037868
also it is veg and natural

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my breakfast

>>731037863
Thanks for your number you dumb fuck

>>731037949
i will eat your mom

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Italian pizza.

>>731038015
Go for it.

>>731038007
yeah call me

>>731030729
What are the gross looking black hockey puck things

>>731038043
yeah when i get her , i will eat her

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simple breakfast

>>731037658
That looks pretty tasty. What does it have?

>>731030729
Fuck me!

>>731030392
a full proper Non-Brexit brekfast

>>731033670
Whats his name

>>731030392
You eat hockey pucks for breakfast?

>>731031124
>not eating black pudding as often as possible
>being this much of a faggot

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a healthy wrap for breakfast

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Cold pizza-- ice cold milk. Heaven

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yummy, best way to start a Sunday

>>731032182
WW2 easy

>>731038345
Al that grease...

>>731034650
Fuck yeah. Minus the chicken

>>731036199
That's nobody's business

>>731038086
Black pudding. I think some people call them blood sausage, but that's a cock so don't do that.

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Russian breakfast

>>731032182
War against terrorism. They're just being over and taking it

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>>731038676
LOL

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>>731038789
what else put on?

>>731030392
wtf is that black ronud thing.
Is that seposed to be some kind of sausage?
White people eating black sausage smh.
KFC is where it's at nigga.

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>>731038851
fuck it i'm hungry

>>731031488
where's the protein?

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>>731038525
That's not the exact pizza. Just quickest one in my food file. I actually prefer them not so greasy and it's not an everyday thing. Been doing it for years tho.

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>>731038874
I think its the British version of jam

>>731033602
Hey man nothing wrong with pancakes. That's not the part of his post that bothered me at all. Hating on black pudding was the gay part. I'm American so I don't get to eat it often but that shit is good.

sex

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Pavlova because garn get farked cunt

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you guys can go die of your heart attack

>>731036199

How often does that fall under a fridge?

>>731037432
If you stop drinking, you'll wake up hungry again.

>>731030392
sex i better

>>731031199
Yooo fucking McGriddles mang. Hell yes.

Sure, an actual proper English breakfast.

>>731039349
You've clearly never had a full English breakfast.

>>731039270
fuck, that looks good

>>731040164
He clearly never had sex.

>>731038153
There is absolutely nothing like having a bowl with a good meal.

>>731040810
agreed
Tastes better

>>731038153
Disgusting desk

>>731030392
fucks that black thing?

>>731040639
I've had a lot of sex. I'm in my upper 30's now and just don't really care anymore.

>>731038345
A proper burger breakfast anon. 10/10
I'm waiting on mine . Large bbq with bacon ,jalapenos and pineapple with a cold dr pepper.

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merican breakfast.

cinnamon toast crunch is god tier cereal.

>>731042503
Nice any thing on the side?

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>>731030392

Danish Breakfast, look upon the towering forms of Smorrebrod and despair

>>731043889
That looks good, Jens, but smoked salmon smorbrod is superior. I'm a burger but there's a bunch of Nords where I'm from and you can get that here if you know where to go.

French breakfast > all.

Croissant, toasts, butter, jam, orange juice and coffe.

>>731044593
As an American, I really do like to stuff my face with a ton of foods like in the OP sometimes, but I've been to France and there really is a beautiful and satisfying simplicity to this meal. I approve, even if it isn't what I want every day.

>>731030916
fucking gangster

Death

>>731033405
That's literally a shit full english with garbage tier bacon and pancakes.

>>731030392
Take away the fruit, toast, beans and that godawful blood cake. Add bacon, some real sausage patty and a rare 2" thick ribeye steak.
So, what do I win?

>>731030392
Waffle House

/thread

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It is called "Mett". Raw meat of our enemies eaten on white bread with some onions

>>731031916
Almost. You forgot the steak.

>>731045144
I grew up in Alabama and Waffle House stopped being good when I stopped smoking weed and got more money to spend on breakfast. It was god tier as a broke stoner, though.

>>731045075
>rare 2" thick ribeye steak.
It's a Breakfast thread, you stupid motherfucker

>>731030392
>no hash browns

ONE FUCKING JOB OP

>>731045466
Not him, but have you never had steak for breakfast, dubslord? Steak and eggs and fried potatoes is great.

>>731030729
>STILL NO HASH BROWNS

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

>>731045589
It just isn't traditional with an English breakfast, anon. They do things differently over there. That plate is fucking A+ 10/10 though. You should try it at your earliest opportunity.

>>731040810
A bowl, a very good meal (Personal opinion what taste good) and a good tv show/very good music. Totally recommend stuff like American Dad (in terms of tv) and/or Goa (in terms of Music), but that's only my opinion. Listen/watch what you want.

>>731034075
>has browns

HE DID IT THE MADMAN

>>731037432
Same here.

>>731045943
Do you drink every night?

>>731045712
Im english you donut

Has browns are only a poor mans substitute for bubble and squeek anyway

>>731046197
Oh. My bad.

>>731045466
If you've never had steak and eggs for breakfast, I pity you.

>>731030916
So it's not oreos?

>>731046146
Not really. It deosn't seem to matter either way. I've always been this way since I was young. I guess it takes me a while to warm up.

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Breakfast is for fat asses. One black cup of coffee is all you need.

>>731042717
fuckin A

>>731039055
Home made is best made. no greese, tipo-00, olive oil, tomato sauce, gouda, mozarella slices, tomato slices, basil. CUM!

>>731030392
That looks like pure shit

>>731046835
What's it like to have shit taste?