>Be me college student and still living with parents >Overweight;

If i was your parents i'd cut the internet and watch you slowly die.

>>730999592
fucking A dude. Try to lose weight tho.

Better open the window for fresh air

There is a reason why you are a fat McJiggletits

>>730999592
Don't complain about issues you have control of, but refuse to fix.
>inb4 excuses
Neat stove though

>>730999821
you only do that once theres absolutely no hope
getting close to that though

>>730999592
This is your Dad. Lose weight and stop masturbating.

>>730999592
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

Reverse image search...no results...anon is a legit weaboo fatass

>>731000301
105' tall & three fida

>>730999924
I almost forgot to do this; I was getting lightheaded but the reason I opened the windows was that I have really bad gas right now due to finals.

don't forget to seal your doorcracks, windowsil and any air conditioning vents, wouldn't want you to survive the night.

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>>731000367
Indeed. Noodles almost done

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>>730999821

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>>730999592

>>731000473
Op do you have any advice how to not become you?

>>731000755
Don't browse 4chan or watch prison school

>>731000473
light things in your room for us.

>>730999592
Bro losing weight isnt hard
> once a fat bro here
Was 270 at my highest slowly getting to 230 after 4 months of working hard

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>>731000963
Ok.

>>731001208
this thread just got good

>>731001208
Fucking kek OP actually delivered. Fuck I thought I wouldve never seen this in my lifetime.

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>>730999592
Your never gonna lose weight eating ramen noodles your just making it worse on yourself.
I'm overweight but the easiest way to lose weight is eating healthier food.
Also I'm on meds that increases my weight gain

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>>731001449
>>731001449
Speaking of delivering something... I might just order some pizza now. Also my noodles are done.

>>730999592
why have all my keyboard ? is the logitech G105 a 4chan keyboard ?

G105 - G = 105 - 101 = 4 + c +h +a+ n = 4chan ?
wow i'm a math pro

>>731001208
got any figurines you can burn?

>>731001208
Light your comuter on fire.
Just a small tiny non criticl part of it nd let it burn for 5 minutes.
After the 5 minutes then you can get a wet towel and pat out the small flames.

>>731001744
Dubs confirm this.

>>731001716
order a pizza and we get to choose what toppings with dubs or trips

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>>731001208

>>731000434
I see you've mastered the art of shitposting

>>731001208
Light your pubes

>>730999592
what are your plans for the summer?

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order some pizza from Wendy's

>>731000000

That's a Coleman grill you dumbass.

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>>731001759
I have a hot wheel I can make hot

>>731002517
Nope, obvious OP bait is obvious

>>731002571
you know what to do

>>731002571
>literal hot wheel

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>>731002693

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>>731002517
Cool it there, hot shot.

>>731002742
On the next episode OP burns down his house.

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>>731002820
Apparently fire spreads

I have the same keyboard but mine is all dusty.

>>731002896
kek

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>>731002896
This thread is a pleasant surprise.

>>731002896
keep the fire going?

>>731002896
is it happening? Fried bacon on the way guys kek

>>731002896
Holy fuck get a job.

Shave pubes and light them.

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>>731003138
true

>>731002896
rip OP

GTFO CHRIS! Way to be an autistic cuck.

>>731002742
IS THAT A PISS BOTTLE IN THE BACKGROUND

>>731002571
That your piss bottle in the back ground Anon?

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>>731003208
Sure /b/ro
Have this picture which is soon to /b/ legendary.

>>731003324
No it is 20% nitro fuel

>>731000919
Welp shit.

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>>731003364

>>731003364
Look at them cum stains on the keyboard

>>731003364
niiice

>>731001744
it should be G105/G but good enough

>>731003470
Also look at the pony mousepad

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And then OP set off all of the smoke detectors in the house, waking up his dad, who commenced to slapping his grown high-functioning autistic son with a folded leather belt for setting his room on fire like a dumbass.

The End

>>731002742
>bottle of piss
>literal hot wheels

2am on 4chan is silly as fuck

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>>731003364
hell yeah. got anything else you can burn?

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>>731003364
bump

>>731003364
fuggggggggg

>>731003654
Prime time /b/ro

OP here my dad just ran in my room and asked why I was setting things on fire, eating, and not losing weight. He hit me in the head with a bike chain and said he's going to rethink his entire life for my decisions.

This isn't even cool or funny.

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>>731003598
Indeed it is
>>731003666
How about the mousepad?

>>731003923
xmen.jpg

>>731003666
Nice trips on that one.

>>731003923
light your arm on fire

>>731003677
sleep tight baby coon

>>731003923
Burn some fat
-your dad

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>>731003923

> that filthy mousepad
> that filthy keyboard

>>731003873
Well, yes it is tho.

>>731004158
fucking KEK.

>>731004158
Fuckin kek

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>>730999592

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>>731004081
this

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>>731003666
Also damn those trippps, for this I must do a personal sacrifice.
>>731004081
Will do because the tripps

>>731004158
gold

SWASTICKA

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Is ectoplasm an instrument?

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>>731004306

There's been lots of indresding threads on /b lately

Will we experience a meme renaissance?

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>>731004158
Such a nice idea

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>>731004306
my man, OP isn't a fag

>>731004306
Looks like a dick OP. I think you know what part of the body Lord Kek is suggesting next.

>>731003677
Sleep tight baby coon.

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>>731004383
Sig heil

You're alright, OP, you're alright.

Keyboard

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What is OP even studying for college anyways? Let me guess; it's humanities, isn't it? Or some kind of English lit major?

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>>731004808
Thanks anon
>>731004875
Computer science.

Also fire is hot.

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>>731004964

>studying computer science
>surprised fire is hot

For fuck's sake...

>>731004964

Did you fucking set yourself on fire?

>>731004964
make a little teepee out of earbuds and light it on fire

The fire is fucking shopped idiots

>>731005139
I mean CS is the shit Computer degree CIS or CE is much better.

>>731005210
No it's not dumbass. Set something on fire yourself and take photos or btfo

>>731005169
Yes and unfortunately it burned in the shape of a dick,
>>731005210
Look at the burned desk, hotwheel package, and my arm. It is not shopped, just looks cool from it being nitro fuel.

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>>731003677
sleep tight baby coon

>>731005210

He's dousing random shit in butane and lighting it up, ya dummy.

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>>731003923
I fucking knew it you are ponyfaggot

>>731000414
>105'
Nigga, 105ft?
Or 105 inches?
Even then, you're not 8ft tall

>>731005210
look at the photos of the hotwheels thing burning. the plastic melts.

>>731005573
Yes it is

Post a dick pic proving you're a overweight small cocked boy.

>>731002571
eat it

>>731005891

literal faggot

>op that can burn everything but fat
Late night /b/ is always finding new surprises kek

>>731005610
Butane can't melt steel wheels

set lampshade on fire OP

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>>731006369
Well meme'd friendo

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Pour a little puddle of butane on your bed and light that.

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>>731006551

Rip op

>>731004964
You actual learning computer science? Or just going through the classes like an autistic cuck?
And did u start with C or C++?
Those are what most universities teach first go.

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>>731007133

He's probably being taught java at the local community college.

>>731007133
Actually getting a CS degree and certs at a private university.
>>731007276
Learned java first and have moved on to learn others during classes.

>>731007276
>>731007590
Fuck java, for autistic Jews. Sorry, I had to learn it for a job (java script as well). I'm more into C, and Perl. Sometimes python 2.7, such a nice and inviting language.

>>731001517
This is a lie. the best way to lose weight is to only eat 200 calories a day and spend at least three hours at the gym a day.

>>731007590
Did you order the pizza OP?

>>731008641
I was really thinking about it but chose not to; I spent all my sheckles on Mario Kart 8 and also did not want daddy to wake up when I am getting a pizza through the door.

>>731003677
Sleep tight baby coon

>>731008456
And throw up AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
>finger
>diddle
>throat

And this fucking retarded, you fat autistic cuck. Calories don't mean shit if you eat real food. Organic fruits and vegies are good, but fruit has high sugar so don't add any more fat ass. Start with just walking your neighborhood, and then after time, stay jogging. Maybe try biometrics (look it up whaleington!). Also meats are good, if it's red mean only lean red meat (STEAK!), also try not to kill the carbs you slobfuckfestofwhatusedtobeahumanbody
(Like 50-75g, and that's a fucking lot)

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This is OP; I am going into hibernation now. I am tired and have things to do tomorrow besides watch anime and phapp. GG all; mark my words I shall deliver again in the future.

>>731009074
Before you go, make it spell out "the game"

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>>731008149

It's as if academia are afraid of hurting anyone's feelings by just throwing them head first into C first thing and lettin' 'em sink or swim. I can still remember the marked difference in size between first and second semester freshman classes. In retrospect, the subject matter wasn't even that hard. There was just something about pointers and recursion that threw kids for a loop for no good reason.

>>731009074
KEK look at his fat charizard wrists!

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>>730999592
I know this is just a story, but for anyone who really needs to lose weight, I would suggest vodka mixed with crystal light. Vodka has few calories and no carbohydrates. You'll likely be too drunk to care about food and even if you did buy something to eat, you'd likely pass-out before eating it. Repeat till you're no longer a tub of lard.

Also: Mcfuck that fast-food chain.

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>>731009074
Goodnight sweet prince

>>731003923
burn all your mlp shit to the fucking ground

This is not how green text works. Stop fucking this place up.

>>731009074
See you space cowboy

>>731009074
Goodnight, you delivered and deserve a long rest.

>>731001021
>once
still are

>>731006369
>>731006465
kys

>>731013581
Ok, how should I?

>>731013838
now you've put me in the position to project how I would kill myself, or to give some edgy comeback about what type of person i think you are, or to let you keep posting and infect everyone else with cancer. wp

>>730999592
That not a foreman grill you retard

>>731014590
Do you realize how you would sound like a complete moron and make no sense if you approached a group of people that had been talking for over an hour, and responded to the very first thi ng that was said in that coconversation?

It's no different online you fucking moran.
Faggot can't even lurk a thread before posting, you're the cancer

>>731014821
This OP? You fat fucking mess

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lol OP took off almost an hour and a half ago and the thread is still getting bumped.

>>731004799
yofuckyo

>>731008149
I feel you on Python, I use it for my job im a mech engineer

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>>730999592
hate to say it bro that's a teapot not a kettle...

fucken retard

>>731003677
Sleep tight baby coon

>>731015064
Not OP.
You should be used to many people calling you out on your retardation by now

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>>731004964
Silly OP, this isn't how you burn calories.

>>731017081
Suck my dick you fucking faggot brony loser cuck

OP is a spoon

>>730999592
mom didn't make you chickie tendies?
sucks when you don't have enough GBP

>>731017419
lol u mad bro xdddd

>>731008149
fucking nerdygeeks

>>730999592
thanks for sharing